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Romance / Re: WTF: Can You Explain What This Girl is doing On The floor 18+ photos by KHAYGOLD(m): 4:24pm On Jul 14, 2016
Ddfghhjjk
Celebrities / Re: #OneHellOfANiteTour: Chris Brown Announces Wizkid As A Special Guest On Tour by KHAYGOLD(m): 11:06am On May 30, 2016
This guy is going places. Respect!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Police Force (NPF) Exam - 8 Facts To Take Home by KHAYGOLD(m): 7:13am On May 28, 2016
Thanks for unbanning me OP
Politics / Re: Our Son’s Life In Danger - Metuh Family by KHAYGOLD(m): 4:44pm On May 26, 2016
Hit like if you think METUH's family is high on weed.

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Ambode At LASU Convocation by KHAYGOLD(m): 4:43pm On May 26, 2016
Hit like if you think APC is a party built on lies.

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Family / Re: John Fatoye Is Missing. Works In Lekki (pics) by KHAYGOLD(m): 4:35pm On May 26, 2016
May he be found IJN. SAY NO TO KIDNAPPING AND INCESSANT KILLINGS BY HERDSMEN
Family / Re: John Fatoye Is Missing. Works In Lekki (pics) by KHAYGOLD(m): 4:33pm On May 26, 2016
May he be found IJN. SAY NO TO KIDNAPPING AND INCESSANT KILLINGS BY HERDSMEN.

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Music/Radio / Re: Video: Korede Bello – One & Only by KHAYGOLD(m): 4:26pm On May 26, 2016
WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON
FACEBOOK by Sammy Jr.
I sent him a friend request on Facebook
and he innocently accepted. Two minutes
later his message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly
favour collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing
strike you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the
axe of life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the
knife of riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of
success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
happiness collapse on you and your
family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to
claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*May the over speeding trailer of
Blessings jam and crush you and your
family,
*ME: May the light of God blind you eye
that you may not see the sufferings of
this life anymore,
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness
swallow you and your family members,
*May the sea of miracle drown you and
your family members,
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap
you Sir!
*ME: May the death of riches kill you,
your family members and all yours friends
and relations,
*ME: May the annointing from on high kill
destroy your church and kill all your
church members excluding me and my
family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: Daddy are you there? You should be
saying Amen to all these wonderful
Prayers
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot.


Hit like if you find it amusing and share if you didn't.
I can't stop laughing

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Politics / Re: "We Are Going To Fight You" - Fayose Talks Tough On Fulani Herdsmen Attack. Pics by KHAYGOLD(m): 10:37pm On May 23, 2016
I think Buhari's people need to be call to order and face the consequences of their actions. Fayose has displayed the quality of a great leader. Take the war to them.

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Science/Technology / Re: Manatee Caught By Fishermen At Obuamu River In Rivers State (Photos) by KHAYGOLD(m): 9:45pm On May 19, 2016
A sea dog or what

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Politics / Re: Buhari Vs Jonathan: A Comparative Analysis (A Must Read) by KHAYGOLD(m): 3:28pm On May 18, 2016
Yorubasgreat:


After you have sang this pledge to the polls.. I doubt you can still use tomatoes to cook now..
You brought this upon us, yourself, and our entire generation born and yet unborn.

Tita riro lankola, toba jinna tan, yoo d'oge.
Jokes Etc / 8 Types Of Bachelor We Have In Nigeria by KHAYGOLD(m): 1:00pm On May 17, 2016
Oya boys and men, come and identify your position. The age shows the category you belong to

1. Bachelor I (20-22years)

2. Bachelor II (23-26years)

3. Senior Bachelor (27-29years)

4. Principal Bachelor (30-33years)

5. Deputy Bachelor (34-37years)

6. Chief Bachelor (38-40years)

7. Bachelor General (41-48years)

8. Field Marshall (49 years and above)


WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
Politics / Re: Free Football Betting Tips And Analysis For A Week by KHAYGOLD(m): 2:34pm On May 03, 2016
Pakhtakor fc VS Jazira — over 1.5

Zamalek VS Geish — 1

Bayern fc VS Athletico Madrid — 2x (HT)

Fk Borac Cacac VS FK Radniki niS — under (3.5)

Cucaricki Stankom VS Vojvodina — 1x



TOTAL ODD: 3.40
Politics / Re: This Is What Uzouwani Looks Like Now After #Fulani/Govt. Invasion by KHAYGOLD(m): 6:29am On Apr 27, 2016
It's a tactic to divert the attention of the igbos/Niger deltan, from vandalism and threat of secession to the FGN. Federal government is really doing well. It Is all politics.
Politics / Re: 2016 Budget: Presidency, National Assembly Agree by KHAYGOLD(m): 6:22am On Apr 27, 2016
Budget for the rich.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Making Quick Donations To #occupynass, Group Says by KHAYGOLD(m): 8:44am On Apr 25, 2016
Waiting for this to materialise and ama join da movement. Streettitakeover#
Politics / Re: Saraki Faults EFCC On Clearance Of CCT Chairman by KHAYGOLD(m): 7:15pm On Apr 24, 2016
The entire masses of Kiara state and the federal Republic of Nigeria as a whole are solidly behind Danladi Umar to carry on with the judgement. To hel with Oluyede. The era of impunity has gone. Welcome to a brand new Nigeria where wrong is wrong and right becomes right.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Boko Haram Militants At Bulari - Graphic Pics by KHAYGOLD(m): 11:21am On Apr 22, 2016
Long live our gallant soldiers
Celebrities / Re: Oluwatobi Akanbi, T-Rapper Challenges Olamide To A Contest (photo) by KHAYGOLD(m): 11:18am On Apr 22, 2016
I wonder what Olumide raps that fascinates u idiots.
His chorus makes more sense than his native raps.
Phyno is the only rapper that kills native language.
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IPOD e-warrior on the loose.

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Phones / Re: What You Probably Don't Know About The Ntel Network by KHAYGOLD(m): 1:33pm On Apr 21, 2016
All we need is competition and there will be a drop in tariff.
Politics / Re: Danladi Umar Shouts At Raphael Oluyede, Saraki's Lawyer by KHAYGOLD(m): 1:20pm On Apr 21, 2016
Time to clean up the mess in our judicial system. It's either now or never. God bless the foundation PMB has just laid. God bless the people that have Nigeria'love at heart. God bless the FRN.
I'll love to make friends with the lady below me. Support my friendship with her by liking my post.

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Politics / Re: Senate Committee Summons Danladi Umar by KHAYGOLD(m): 4:42am On Apr 19, 2016
Useless selfish thieves representing the innocent masses. If any of the senator is my father, I'd have killed him a long time. Real enemy of Nigeria....

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Politics / Re: Senators Summon Saraki Tribunal Judge - The Nation by KHAYGOLD(m): 4:38am On Apr 19, 2016
How did we find ourselves in this mess? If any senator from my state is part of this trash, may he/she never experience peace from now till his/her 4th generation. The real enemy of Nigeria has just unmasked him/herself. If we can't go near these senators, we can as much stone them from distance and also bash them through the phone numbers we've got from SR..... Shameless mofos

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Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Blasts Fan Who Mocked Her 4 Criticising Nigeria's 2016 Budget(pic) by KHAYGOLD(m): 3:50pm On Apr 14, 2016
Must she reply? Some comments doesn't worth giving a reply. Henshaw must be a troublemaker. The best she could have done is to keep mute. Some people's role model.

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