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Abeg wey the pictures? in this present age where camera phones exist 1 persin no jst snap A̶̲̥̅♏. Until I see some mehn this is shhit is BULL

I guess

I wanna be a lil bit logical here would God have given the Isrealites a commandment that no one eres, or don't engage in.


Chill!!! Chill!!! Chill!!!!
According to Deut 22:5:"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." This sentence or commandement was made in the time of Moses about 3500years ago, if TROUSERS had existed then, then its Ooº°˚˚˚°º​oOk when everyone wear gowns, cloaks, their is no difference between wht man was wearing and wht the woman was wearin but why would they be given such commandment if wht they wear is not the general thing we know they must have worn? then it must be wht they wear inside.
Now "check this" it isn't possible for a guy to wear a bra definitely the bra is meant for the woman. Cross-dressers dress in garb of the other sex and this I would say is the centre of this law remember that it was stated in Genesis that the people of Sodom and Gomorahh wanted to have sex with the Angels that came to visit Lot. So homosexuality must have existed. Havin said that let's come to the present the Trouser is now the men's cloth which the woman shud not wear in scotland the men where skirts(kilts) does it mean that they would all die and go straight to hell because of their culture? This trouser was invented in the 19th or 18th century about 3500years from when the commandment was given if trouser existed then its Ooº°˚˚˚°º​oOk, there is even a great difference between the female trousers and the males' if U̶̲̥̅̊ think I'm lying try to wear 1.
Buh it didn't so God is not foolish to give a law if the people could never ere. Peace!!!

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Hilarious!
This magazine must sell @ all costoo
yesoo, buh wetin we go write to make am sell, as in hw U̶̲̥̅̊ wan tk design am so e go make sense nw?
U̶̲̥̅̊ get any ideas
Ok, let's see mmmm Ooº°˚˚˚°º​oOk

1. Anything that can sell shap shap?
The only thing that I think is sex
Yes sex sells, and music
Yes music
2. Rappers with their history wud be catchy
Guy U̶̲̥̅̊ confam people like 2pac, Biggy
Den go buy am no doubt. Anythin else?
3. A familiar face......a musician? Or actress?
yes actress Genevive?
Let's use Halima Abubakar U̶̲̥̅̊ kw say she no send social media and she no go vex afterall she don act softporn b4 abi?
I no kw anyhw sha put am she can't sue us.
Hahaha "no name"




Na WAOH man must wack!!!!

The rumour mongers are at work again, lol!
According to celebrity blogger sheifunmi, Omotola Ekeinde
actually paid $650,00 to get selected for the TIME 100
most influential persons in the world....oh really?
See his report below:
Before we get into it and stans or celebrities with mild
relevance start coming at me with a bullet-less gun thinking
they have a shot, let’s get one thing out of the way; This is
a gossip type website. Any information contained on this
site is reported as rumor and not actual facts unless
receipts(proofs) are shown, official news/confirmation
from a celeb’s rep/camp or i am talking about my own
experiences. Do not take offense to any material on this site
because everyone has the right to their side of the story. I
am willing to hear all sides. Anyone in this industry, including
myself will be subject to being put on blast. What you see is
what you get! This is all for your own entertainment
purposes… Now moving on.
source http://..com/2013/06/omotola-
paid-650000-to-get-selected-for.html

The rumour mongers are at work again, lol!
According to celebrity blogger sheifunmi, Omotola Ekeinde
actually paid $650,00 to get selected for the TIME 100
most influential persons in the world....oh really?
See his report below:
Before we get into it and stans or celebrities with mild
relevance start coming at me with a bullet-less gun thinking
they have a shot, let’s get one thing out of the way; This is
a gossip type website. Any information contained on this
site is reported as rumor and not actual facts unless
receipts(proofs) are shown, official news/confirmation
from a celeb’s rep/camp or i am talking about my own
experiences. Do not take offense to any material on this site
because everyone has the right to their side of the story. I
am willing to hear all sides. Anyone in this industry, including
myself will be subject to being put on blast. What you see is
what you get! This is all for your own entertainment
purposes… Now moving on.
source http://..com/2013/06/omotola-
paid-650000-to-get-selected-for.html

My father is always stressing on how brilliant and intelligent he was in his days at school, he never got nothing less than the first position. Just yesterday my neighbour was telling son he always came first in his days @ school (makin him the 7th). im a little curious what position did ur father claim to take in school? Who came 2nd, 3rd or last? Truthful oo if he told u he came last lets know

Plz kindly pass the address of their "centre" to me. If you get to kw

1. The average person swears quite a bit.
About 0.7% of the words a person uses in the course of a
day are swear words, which may not sound significant
except that as Mohr notes, we use first-person plural
pronouns — words like we, our and ourselves — at about
the same rate. The typical range, Mohr says, goes from zero
to about 3%. What would it be like to have a conversation
with a three-percenter? “That would be like Eddie Murphy,”
Mohr says. Presumably from Eddie Murphy Raw, not from
Shrek Forever After.

2. Kids often learn a four-letter word before they
learn the alphabet.
Mohr’s work incorporates research by Timothy Jay, a
psychology professor at the Massachusetts College of
Liberal Arts, who uncovered the 0.7% statistic above and
has also charted a rise in the use of swear words by
children — even toddlers. By the age of two, Mohr says,
most children know at least one swear word; it really “kicks
off” around the ages of three or four.

3. Some of today’s most popular swear words
have been around for more than a thousand years.
“S— is an extremely old word that’s found in Anglo-Saxon
texts,” Mohr says. What English-speakers now call asses
and farts can also be traced back to the Anglo-Saxons, she
adds, though in those times the terms wouldn’t have been
considered as impolite as they are today.

4. The ancient Romans laid the groundwork for
modern day f-bombs.
There are two main kinds of swear words, says Mohr: oaths
—like taking the Lord’s name in vain—and obscene words,
like sexual and racial slurs. The Romans gave us a model for
the obscene words, she says, because their swearing was
similarly based on sexual taboos, though with a different
spin. “The Romans didn’t divide people up [by being
heterosexual and homosexual],” she says. “They divided
people into active and passive. So what was important was
to be the active partner.” Hence, sexual slurs were more
along the lines words like pathicus, a rather graphic term
which basically means receiver.

5. In the Medieval era, oaths were believed to
physically injure Jesus Christ.
In the Middle Ages, Mohr says, certain vain oaths were
believed to actually tear apart the ascended body of Christ,
as he sat next to his Father in heaven. Phrases that
incorporated body parts, like swearing “by God’s bones” or
“by God’s nails,” were looked upon as a kind of opposite to
the Catholic eucharist—the ceremony in which a priest is
said to conjure Christ’s physical body in a wafer and his
blood in wine.

6. However, obscene words were no big deal.
“The sexual and excremental words were not charged,
basically because people in the Middle Ages had much less
privacy than we do,” Mohr explains, “so they had a much
less advanced sense of shame.” Multiple people slept in the
same beds or used privies at the same time, so people
observed each other in the throes of their, er, natural
functions much more frequently — which made the mention
of them less scandalous.

7. People in the “rising middle class” use less
profanity.
“Bourgeois people” typically swear the least, Mohr says.
“This goes back to the Victorian era idea that you get
control over your language and your deportment, which
indicates that you are a proper, good person and this is a
sign of your morality and awareness of social rules,” she
explains. The upper classes, she says, have been shown to
swear more, however: while “social strivers” mind their
tongues, aristocrats have a secure position in society, so
they can say whatever they want — and may even make a
show of doing so.

8. Swearing can physiologically affect your body.
Hearing and saying swear words changes our skin
conductance response, making our palms sweat. One study,
Mohr notes, also found that swearing helps alleviate pain,
that if you put your hand in a bucket of cold water, you can
keep it in there longer if you say s— rather than shoot.
Which is a good piece of info to have next time you’re doing a
polar bear plunge.

9. People don’t use cuss words just because they
have lazy minds.
Mohr discusses the myriad social purposes swearing can
serve, some nasty and some nice. “They definitely are the
best words that you can use to insult people, because they
are much better than other words at getting at people’s
emotions,” she says. Swear words are also the best words
to use if you hit your finger with a hammer, because they are
cathartic, helping people deal with emotion as well as pain.
And studies have shown that they help people bond — like
blue-collar workers who use taboo terms to build in-group
solidarity against management types. When asked if the
world would be better off if everyone quit their cussing,
Mohr answers with a four-letter word of her own: “Nope.”

Everybody told me to b patient
I'm pushin too hard I d end up in a bed a patient
Or prolly be nailed @ 21 in a casket
Hustled hard no results like water into a basket
I cnt live fly in my head while my life is wasted
Its time I defile these laws, steal my fathers pistol, strap it to my waist and
Bust any mudaphukaz whose fly
Steal his jewels, wallet, and kiss him goodbye
This apparently aint my dream
The government aint helpin my future is almost deem
Wht do u mudaphukas think,
I'm supposed to live fat buh my slim shit still shrink

Erybody told me to b patient
I'm pushin too hard I d end up in a bed a patient
Or prolly be nailed @ 21 in a casket
Hustled hard no results like water into a basket
I cnt live fly in my head while my life is wasted
Its time I defile these laws, steal my fathers pistol, strap it to my waist and
Bust any mudaphukaz whose fly
Steal his jewels, wallet, and kiss him goodbye
This apparently aint my dream
The government is nt helpin my future is almost deem
Wht do u mudaphukas think,
I'm supposed to live fat buh my slim__ still shrink