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Truckpusher:
I won't disrespect him again - but warn him not to stab me like he promised.

I slept all day to enable me continue with my nocturnal routine.

Thanks, he won't stab you this time, he is just protective of what belongs to him.

Truckpusher:
*Looks up back and forth if that caterpillar head Bunchastab of a guy is around*


come here.......*hugs her*

Where have you been?

Well after Sunday dinner with family and friends, we went to the park and just kicked it relaxing while the kids played, came back home and now I'm chilling with Nl. What have you been up to on this beautiful Sunday.
ps......Don't disrespect my man.

Truckpusher:
I'm not a bad boy.

I'm Mr nice guy - very down-to-earth.

Come here lemme give you a big bear hug

Ok, I want my hug now.

Truckpusher:
Hi Khiaa!

How are you? where have you been?

Come over here and sit on my leg - Hmm !! sweet girl ,you smell good.

Wow!! There are alot of bad-boys in the house tonite.

KingTom:
I only want to water the garden o not to harvest

Another bad-boy!!

dre11:
That was great.. ....

I hope u did sleep during the worship service sha due to yesterday activities

No way, I was home early enough to get plenty of rest.

KingTom:
Ever since my ogas ***Peeks*** Uhm ever since the bosses in charge, the main piece, the chairman discovered that someone else has been "Watering your luscious garden" my e-life has been in danger.

LMAO You guys had better leave my garden alone, do you want Bunchersstab to stab you?

Jbluv55:
You planted okra? have you ever taken that?

I have eaten okra all my life, I can't make my Gumbo without my okra. I love fried okra also.

Jbluv55:
Hahahaha . I'm gonna develop wings and fly away into space

They won't see me .

lol You will be the invisible flying bad-boy.

dre11:

That's great
I hope u did stick to ur two bottles
And gist me.. ..
How was the show

Hello Dre:
I had a very goodtime last nite. I laughed so hard, the comedians were hilarious. Yes I had my limit of 2 drinks, 2 Blue Hawaiians. We didn't stay for the after party we were a little tired plus we went to church this morning.

KelvinGraphics:
Ope o... I think say Man Utd don knack U enter Comma o.
Di Maria is a very wicked guy i swear

Thanks bro, its good to be back, indeed there is no place like home walahi.

The bar is looking really nice now. those speakerz U mounted outside na die o. d sound its producing can collapse a building o. u have even renovated the pool and U know have different varieties of liquor in ur bar even burukutu and monkey tail. U have even promoted TRUCKPUSHER 4rm truck pushing to d level of a bouncer/security. wow, dats xo nice of u, u have a cheerful heart
BTW, wia ris our wife SPCAGTOKO na, have u sent her on dat 9months course? and when last did em Kilokeys, Irishkez, Khiaa, Beennkumar Neighy et al visit this place?

Hello Kevin! lol @ Truckpusher.

Bunchersstab:
Hi honey, come lets celebrate i got promoted.
Jbluv55 give me a bottle of Jonny walker Red lebel, i need to high.
Any oda person can drink on me 2day.
Khiaa my luv wat are u takin?

Congradulations honey!! Jb I'll have a Blue Hawaiian if you have it, if not a glass of white wine will do.
So honey tell me about your promotion.

KingTom:
Truth is bitter ma'am

Don't make me hurt you Tom, and when did you start calling me ma'am? You know better.

KingTom:
He is older than Balotelli and mind you a lot of Ladies see being handsome as a great turn on. Imagine if Baboontelli was poor, no one will look at his face, whereas even if Wizkid were poor he would still be getting some. Money plays a crucial role, na wetin ugly guys like me and Balotelli dey use shine.

How dare you call yourself ugly you can't be my sidepiece and be ugly.

Jbluv55:
Just wondering what you planted in it

I planted peppers, onions, collard greens, swish chards, broccoli, carrots, and okra.

Jbluv55:
Just wondering what you planted in it

lol *singing to jb*
*bad boy bad boy.... what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you*

dre11:
That's great.. ...
So that means u will have some spare money because of the drinks u do have to take


How many hours does the show last self

The show last for 2 hours, but afterwards there is dancing, there is also a casino.
Two drinks is my limit, usually strawberry margaritas or blue hawaiians. Yummy!!

Jbluv55:
*clears throat*......erm.....this garden of yours tho' .

You can continue, what did you want to ask?

dre11:
That would be good
Do ure a fan of those comedy club
I hope the ticket aren't on the high side

Not at all, only 20 dollars, it's the drinks that are expensive. Yes I'm a fan, I love to laugh.

Jbluv55:
Ok Khiaa . Welcome!!! Actyoooly I'm not as bad as you think o . I just act bad once in a while .

Ok, it's good to be bad once in awhile, being mr/miss goody to-shoes all the time can get boring, that's why I am a bad girl at times, keeps (him) people interested.

dre11:

Where u able to make it there
Or u still gonna go soon

Hello Dre:
Well it is only 2:20pm here so I will be going later this evening with a few friends of mine. We will probably go to a comedy club.

Jbluv55:
Not what you're actually thinking .

*whispers to her*....so is this 'garden' meant for only him?

Yes it was! and no my garden isn't just for him, it's for whomever wants some of the veggies.

dre11:
Okay
Have a beautiful dream

A belated thanks to you.

Jbluv55:
Sweet dreams ma'am . Hope you brought a ride or would you be needing a cab?

I told you to call me Khiaa, bad boy.

Bunchersstab:
Morning most beautiful, cant wait to eat 4m dat garden.

I planted some peppers, maybe I can learn to make you some pepper soup.

Goodnite all.

dre11:
I hope u get the whispers as u take to the bed this hour and dream ur way to the dreamland

I hope u did all that u stated above and never missed anyone

I decided to stay home and get some rest, I'll probably go out tonite. It's really late so I'm going to call it a nite.

Jbluv55:
Hmmmm......sweet and wonderful garden that must be

Bad boy!!!

Jbluv55:
Thanks for having my back Miss Khiaa . You're indeed a wonderful lady .

Hope you're good?

I'm doing fine and you are very welcome.

Bunchersstab:
That's beautiful sweetheart.




How soon am i going to eat from that garden

Good morning luv, you will be eating from my garden in 2 months.