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IcauseMIGRAINE:
deliver am and go rest abeg

IcauseMIGRAINE:
if you are not bigcowhorn alt I don't want to give u upper cuts abeg. Go rest

IcauseMIGRAINE:
the guy u quoted is not me, and from what I have seen, the dude can handle the heat, my own is worst but like I said I don't come for females and I don't see u as someone troublesome. That is why I said back off. E no mean say if you be women and do anyhow come my side I no go give u upper cut o
Or are u bigcowhorn alt? Be bold to say yes so that I can place u where u belong

DrMrsFunmi:
I been tell you say if them reason your matter you go regret this forum.
now go take a look at FoolishCOW profile, na your begging posts dey and the guy dey Waka section by section for nairaland dey cast you.
Everybody for this forum don sabi you finish and you're now the most famous beggar, scammer and armed robber.
If I dey mention your moniker people dey spit saliva.
it's only a matter of time before that poverty-stricken bitch who calls herself khiaa dumps your broke ass

IcauseMIGRAINE:
I will advice you back off their matter, he is a guy, let him face it,let him dance to the music he is playing. No need involving yourself in shit like this because you won't be able to handle the heat. I am not here to fight u as it's not my thing to attack women. Just giving you a friendly advice

IcauseMIGRAINE:
homosexual(DrMrsfunmi/FuckYouPorn))that feeds on pawpaw seed, you go no where. Don't even think if it because I go follow u enter your dream

DrMrsFunmi:
with the way you keep mentioning fuckyouporn it is obvious you're so desperately craving for his dick.
Your desperation to fcvk him is clearly written over you.
Well your desperation is worth it cos the guy is muscular, chubby and handsome and he is classy, mere seeing his physique I believe you'll cum over your pants.
The Bigcowhorn with potbelly, ugly face and a bonus structure that lacks no flesh must be in pains right now

BigCowH0rn:


That's me with the 'don't quote' at a T

Tweiker:
Don't quote at a T for Tweiker
Remove that she he's name biko

luminouz:
Something happened to me this evening.

I was coming home from a hard day's work and I realised I would need some cash to tide me over till January 1. Went over to a POS terminal I used like 4 times in 6 months. The girl there, saw me and started smiling and asking for nkan odun(new year gift). Told her I have none for her, with a smile on my lips. Gave her my card, she withdrew the cash and gave me. I counted it twice and was missing 500. I told her and she said,with a frown on her face, that the 500 is her gift na.

Whatever she saw on my face after her statement made her hurriedly give me my money back. I stared at her for 3 more secs wondering how a 16year old geh would feel entitled to my money, to the extent of demanding for it. One other woman there was also observing us, and said 'give her a gift naaaa, are you not a man?' and I turned to give her the same cold stare I was filled with fury. There was a blind beggar who happened to pass at that moment, being led by a boy. I gave him the 500 in front of these ladies and said to them " that beggar is more important to me that you two".

The elderly woman went screeching but I didn't hear shiit,as I have already walked away from them.
How can these damn ladies just demand money and gifts from us like it's our duty and frown their faces while at it. I hadly know this POS geh,not to talk of the pokenosing elderly woman, yet these two tried to man-shame/armtwist/brokeshame me into giving my own money out like they are entitled to it?

The other day, it was another woman who saw me withdrawing from ATM and requested for her share, and when I told her, she should ask her husband, she called me stingy. Am I supposed to be so moved by her words that I would just hand over my money to any woman?

Is it just me or are these women getting bolder with their entitled shiits?

I just took a shower to calm down.

Tweiker:
khiaa Moi main is under the hammer for a long stretch.
See you around.
Don't quote

BigCowH0rn:
Mumu Submissive it's all over to you now



I know you will see this. You never miss anything as long as it is coming out of sisterfire's nyash or thread

2buffagain:
At all. I slept very well.
And prayed!

Khiaa:
Sisterfire/Cockroach, your punkassbitch, DrMrsfunmi is cheating on you with a homosexual.man. In the future try and keep your man wh0re in check.

I'm here to expose his ugly gay ass

SisterFire:
...Please I like you when you don't fight for me ... If I want E-wars like I do years back around 2017 I would have called my friends ada, rek, busty , lucy etc .
Let them be will you?

DrMrsFunmi:
mynd44 Seun Dominique Justwise OAM4J Dragnet rule 2

OneCorner:
Because of the profanity
And I don’t think it’s photoshop oo

phenase:
"Maazị, please I need advice. If possible, post on
your wall I will be reading. I got married to this
woman. I never knew she has been pretending all
this while. I didn't know what took me to her phone,
my brother, she has been doing video sex with her
ex. Sending her nudes constantly and be telling him
how she regretted not getting married to him. They
talk and chat dirty. Both would be masturbating on
phone.


Truth is, I treat this girl like an egg. She lacks
nothing. I married her legitimately. When I noticed
this, I confronted her. She apologized. I forgave her.
But she wouldn't stop. She keeps doing this. Phone
sex. Nudes. Dirty chatting.


Now she is telling the guy that she wants him back.
She wishes they come back together. Does she
really know she is married? She has spoken so bad
of me before the man. My heart left me when I saw
what chat and talk about.


My friends advised that I should divorce her but my
daughter is very little. I don't want her to grow
under her. I didn't know the kind of person I
married. She only came to me because of my
money and feigned love.



Please advise me brother, my head is full. What
should I do?"
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I seriously paused. Please give out your suggestion.
He is reading. Maazị doesn't know what to say for
now.

Datboredberry:
Most of you need deliverance...

This is an awful advice...

Suck what for thirty mins? This is gonna get boring really quick... And most Nigerian men would be using their teeth to bite and drag it like it's kpomo... My poor nipples suffered in Abdul's mouth...

Simple sh**...

The only way to give her that leg shaking orgasm is to hit that G-spọt...

CHoccolaTE:
I dont even believe the story is true.
Nairaland is full of kolomental attention seekers.

CHoccolaTE:
Op post picture of your hand next to your username if not na jobless scammer you be.

Nikoooo:
Hello dear Community,

I am a 30 year old guy from Germany. I am in Lagos because of work for about 5 months now. So I met this girl 1 months ago and she told me she is 19. Her body looks very matured. So we exchanged numbers and met some few times. I invited her to Restaurants and bought her new iphone and a lot of nice things. I like her a lot. Her mum sells fish and she works with her mum.

So last week we had sex for the first time and since then had sex several times. Today she came to me and told me she only is 16 years old. I was shocked and told her I dont want to see her anymore and blocked her number on my phone. Please what should I do?

Is it even legal for a 30 year old to date a 16 year old in Nigeria? I am even scared for getting into trouble with the law now too. I still like her but dont knlw what to do now. Maybe you have an idea. Thanks.

TechSpecialist:
about two years ago or so, she was in the thread someone created and there was a disagreement which led to a brawl between you and some nairalanders on that thread.
she was also against nairalanders as she said she is proudly native American.
can't locate the thread anymore

TechSpecialist:
hi there's a certain African American on this forum, we were friends, even had her number cos we both had something similar (profession).
lost her number after my phone got spoilt. I can't seem to remember her moniker again. it's something Marinee and she resides in Washington DC.
do you remember her?

DrMrsFunmi:
like I said, it's only fools and idiots like bigcowhorn that you can deceive.
we all know you're not an can never be an African American.
You sound so jobless, always online on this forum every hour of the day.
You're in the US, how come you know the meaning of ole?
you see your lies are being exposed.
my desire is to frustrate you and kick your ass outta this forum till you deactivate
I'm quite certain you're also behind the Chinese wanna be moniker Leiylau, keep seeking for attention

Phillipson02:
Really

Khiaaa:
Sisterfire DrMrsFumi and AmaraTasha please I really want us to bury our hatchet okay?
let's stop the fighting and the quarrelling and make peace with each other.
forgive me for using harsh and rude words on you.
I love you Sisterfire and I can't hide it

DrMrsFunmi:
like I said you're an illiterate.
if you know what the term "British by descent" means you'd understand why I use the word "ain't"
School drop out like you deceiving gullible nairalanders like the foolish bigcowhorn and lying to them that you're a health worker.
well probably you work in any health institution as a cleaner.
you better go acquire a degree before you talk to me cos I don't communicate with school drop outs and drugs addicts like you

DrMrsFunmi:
it's write not right.
illiterate black american wannabe.
for your information I'm a native speaker of English, British by descent..
so if you ain't using English with me you fvck off