₦airaland Forum

tpacalipse: Whenever that happens to me, I quickly tell the lady I am stingy and that I won't spend a dime on her. Fortunately, it has always work, as they disappear almost emmediately I pronounce that my money never leaves my pockets.

Do you even like girls?

Wow! Some of you men are so childish and pathetic, you are always complaining about nigerian girls being cold and unapproachable, but at the same time you have a problem if a woman finds you attractive and wants to get to know you. The girls are damned if they do and damned if they don't, you should be flattered, and just because a woman approaches you with a conversation does not mean she wants to s--ex you, remember that in the future ok.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Yes they are.[/quote]HAHAHAHAHA

sexkillz: [color=#000030]That's not the question. The question is, why is she always only coming across men who are dirty and smelly? ====> because she's so fugly, only dirty and smelly men find her attractive! [/color]

LOL That's a good one. Is that her picture? I thought that was a man.

confirmed25: I came to the wrong city in America. You won't believe it I am yet to find a decent girlfriend. When I mean decent, i mean wife material. A black Slender,busty,bummy, educated and middle class girl will be perfect for me. A oyibo babe with such features will be ok. However,I find the oyibo babes here to be unfriendly. The friendly ones are obese and overweight. In addition they are bumless and unsexy looking. Indeed they are unfriendly. They are afraid of black males. Some of my friends will just go on and say they are racist. However, the history of blacks in this city makes the oyibo folks to be unfriendly and aloof to black folks. The city has a high population of poor African Americans. High crime rate is also associated with the black folks too. Every evening news bulletin has a the picture of a young black criminal beaming. Black girls that fit my taste are very rare. The ones I think are good for me, are always already taken,married or in a relationship.Like I said most of the black people in this city are poor.Ghetto. Unfortunately for me, most of the black Slender,busty and bummy girls are not educated. I see them in the club and other areas. They have low wage paying jobs. Janitors and caregivers. Most of them are alcoholics and drug users.The educated ones aren't that beautiful either. It is like it was designed that only the not too beautiful, overweight and pimple faced black girls are to be educated. While the slender and sexy ones prefer to be baby mammas to the city thugs and jobless black brothers. If not for my contractual agreement tying me up in this city I would have run away a long time ago. Nigerian brothers that have experienced this kind of city, please advise a brother on how to wade through this situation.

Why are you looking for women in nite clubs and how do you know the women are alcoholics and drug users without getting to know them? I think my black sistas may not be attracted to you. I think you should try harder for the white girls, they may be more suitable for you since you find so much wrong in the black women you meet. Don't give up on the white girls because all of them can't be racist. Trust me, there are alot of white girls who would love to have an african man like you, besides your whole post is nothing but stereotypes against african americans. Why don't you look for nigerian girls or are they not decent also?

Happy belated birthday, I hope you had a good one.

chimkaire: Shaving those on my arms and legs results to tougher ones sprouting forth. Don't have on my chin rather both sides of my face, I'm afraid it may go further down to my chin.....can anyone suggest some respite? Afraid to shave those on the face....

Try Nair.

[quote author=maxwello.yg]Bankers don't have time for their family.[/quote]Ok, but here in the states the hours of a banker is usually 9 to 5 and 9 to 6 on fridays. What are the hours there?

I am not nigerian but I cosign the prayer 100%. Let the church say amen.

legendprac: Op's mindset is the same reason why finding a wife keeps getting difficult by the day.....

How can I marry someone who's a liability? D only tin she does is to eat n watch African Magic? And before u can say ONILA, she's already as fat as a 911 truck.....

For me, my wife must be working(will set up a good business for her,because my wife can't work in places like banks)...
My wife must play her wing as a mother, wife,and woman that is useful to the society.... While I play my roles as a father,husband and useful man to d society....

What's wrong with working in a bank?

onila:

you won't get to work, u will just stay home and look pretty

all hail the hard working Nigerian man!!

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/RL/trophy-wife-george-hamilton-1209-04-de.jpg

Why would you post a picture of a white man when you are talking about black men, please show the brothers some respect.

Worwor: I'm saying what I know. You may not understand now but That child is an ANTICHRIST. If I can get to him, I'll use cutlass to remove his head before him grow.

Stu/pid Mor/on, God made her just like he made every living thing on this planet.

changes1: Mods dont ban me for saying this but I think I have to hit the nail on the head.

*clears throat*

This is the real END TIME THINGS.

@Topic. I wonder what kinda evolution we have here.
SMH!!! Another Suarez or Ronaldinho in the making.

The bible says, only GOD knows the end of time, not even the angels in heaven knows the end so I wish you all would stop with your end of time prophecies, it's so annoying.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery did u just say Obama is native India?..o Lord have mercy..we giv up! [/quote]Note to self (ignore stu/pidity).

flolancracker: Aren't you one of †he so-called people?

Exactly, no offence intended.

flolancracker: why is she being all defensive here..twas just a question..

I'm not defensive but he is very childish and annoying, he didn't like the fact that I chose african americans as my answer to his title question.

caribchic: I dont have to read any post to see his comment didn't make sense chica, hence my comment...whats with this you ppl on this site thing tho?



I give up on you.

I meant exactly what I said, U people on this site (the people on nairaland).

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery..so which pat of africa and America r u from?..we don't gerrit [/quote]You get it, but you can continue playing d.umb if you like.

[quote author=maxwello.yg]Lol I understand. Obama is african american, but I think his dad is from african country-kenya.
So, when you said you're african american, I meant to ask 'what african country were your fathers from'[/quote]Well if you want to get technical about it, Obama isn't African American unless his father is african and mother is native
(Indian ). Who are you to tell us what we call ourselves, and why does it concern you where my father is from?

caribchic: She says she's African American...and he asks what country in Africa, lmao i ♥ u guyzz.

If you read my earlier post you would understand why I didn't answer him and stuck with saying I'm Afican American. You people on this site don't dictate who I am.

[quote author=maxwello.yg]What country in Africa?[/quote]I'm African American.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery but u from Nigeria...how r u related to 50sent?"..we don't gerrit [/quote]I'm African American.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery i can assure u that am not psychic but who in the name of Mr cork are u talkin about?.P square? 2face? dunnno....please avise! [/quote]You brought up 50cent, therefore you knew who I was talking about.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...did 50sent tell u he from Nigeria??....I swaar....I GIVE UP!! [/quote]He very well could be.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..Africa America where??...have the people in Lagos been to America b4 or hav the Americans been to Nigeria b4??..U I GIVE UP!! [/quote]You know exactly who I'm talking about, so no explanation needed.