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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by KHYLE(m): 3:26pm On Sep 23, 2020
Jidonskii:

No, you can’t link a bank account that’s foreign to the country your PayPal account is based in. The only exception is a US bank account

You mean one can link a US bank account to PayPal of any country?
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by KHYLE(m): 12:44pm On Sep 23, 2020
I will buy your FNF
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by KHYLE(m): 2:43am On May 13, 2020
They will restore you back to normal without side effects.
Health / psuled by KHYLE(m): 4:45pm On Mar 06, 2020
Maranatha , the. Lord comes
Crime / Re: Victor Ojionu: Yahoo Boy Who Bought N125m Houses During His NYSC, Confesses by KHYLE(m): 9:24am On Sep 25, 2019
The police or effcc or whichever security agent that arrested that guy are illiterate.

The guy is a legit internet marketer and he is also into ecommerce.

That guy is legit biko. This is just a framed up allegations by ignorant security operatives.

This is what we get when educated and well informed people stay out of politics of a nation.

That young man is not a fraudster.
Politics / Letter To Omoyele Sowore by KHYLE(m): 11:05am On Sep 23, 2019
Dear Puluma,

I actually called you by your local nickname to register an impression. A reminder of some sort. More like telling you it's from one of your followers, one who must have shared some moments with and around you in your village. I want to draw your mind back home, reminding you of Kiribo, the quiet, serene place close to the Atlantic.

The first time I stepped into your town, I allowed the tears to flow. I saw genuine love. All the children wanted to touch you. Their parents couldn't hold their joy. The older ones wouldn't allow any harm befall you. The women prayed hard for your wellbeing and went harder on your presidential ambition. They converged on your country home and asked for the heavenly protection and favours. The elderly gathered, and with their weak, shaky hands, begged the Almighty to be with their illustrious son.

I saw the real love, not one bought with money or powers. I dragged a young local aside and asked why this huge show of love. With a quizzical look, he asked if I knew who you truly are. A man who has consistently paid their tuitions, sent his brother to higher institution and got him a job after school. He looked at me again, and with pleading eyes, begged me to ask all my friends to vote for you.

I went to a corner and allowed one or two tears to escape.

Puluma, do not let me bore you with those needless stories up there. I actually want to pass a little message across to you while those confused ones still hold you hostage. I'm not sure this will get to you, but when it finally does, do not totally ignore. I'm writing yet smiling and shaking my big, oblong head. My joy is that you'd do the same when you read the charges those government bulldogs landed on you. You conspire with YOURSELF to oust their lord and even dared to bully him on the internet. What a cybercrime!

Again, I don't want to bore you with my needless digressions.

This missive is direct: leave Nigerians to our sufferings. When you leave that confinement, do everything possible to stay away from 'rescuing' us from whatever misgovernment has done us. Let's enjoy our darkness in peace while we brag to our neighbours with our generators. Can you allow us pray to God to help us fix our roads and refineries? He answers prayers! We want to enjoy our cashless policies, quietly abandon our highways because of kidnappers, negotiate with bandits and terrorists, watch serial killers given preferential treatments and boastfully accept apologies from our black brothers killing us.

Dear Puluma, leave us. Leave Nigerians. We're resilient and strong. We have succour. Our churches and mosques are our refuge. We'd cry unto the Lord, the author and finisher of our faith. He will come down to help us. He cannot forsake us this time. I know you believe in the Almighty and he'd save us from ourselves.

Just let us be. Leave us to our predicaments. We will be alright. Go back to your America and enjoy the neon lights on the streets of NYC. Didn't the beautiful Alicia Keys with her sonorous voice tell us how the lights in New York inspire people? Go home and savour the God's Own Land. In our 'home' here in Nigeria, we hold processions against Bobrisky and for #BBNaija housemates, converge on the same stadium you begged us to come for a peaceful #RevolutionNow protest and watch Tacha and Seyi fans clash.

I wish to continue this but my phone is blinking. Let me look for someplace to boost my battery. I'd get back to you.

Yours in cybercrime,

Arakunrin Ajos.

Education / Re: Students' Lodge In MOUAU, Umudike On Fire (Photos) by KHYLE(m): 1:23pm On Aug 15, 2019
Carelessness could cause this!

Many Nigerians do not have any fire safty measures at home.

Na God just dey keep us.

This could have been prevented if only they had materials like a Fibre Fire blanket in place that kills fire before it goes wild and begin to claim lives and destroy property .


Meanwhile you can check my signature to order your own Fibre fire blanket today.

Don't wait for fire outbreak before you can be safety conscious.

Free Nationwide Delivery.

Check my signature now

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Education / Re: Students' Lodge In MOUAU, Umudike On Fire (Photos) by KHYLE(m): 1:19pm On Aug 15, 2019
This could have been prevented if only they had materials like a Fibre Fire blanket in place that kills fire before it goes wild and begin to claim lives and destroy property . Meanwhile you can check my signature to order your own fire blanket today.
Business / Re: Funkam Logistics (shipping and procurement Agent 100% legit by KHYLE(m): 11:54am On Aug 14, 2019
Ifyou are looking for a Fast , cheap and TRANSPARENT logistics company for procurement and shipping of your goods from China I strongly recommend FUNKAM logistics company.

I have been in this importation business for some time now and one thing some logistic company do is to charge you at express shipping rate but you end up getting you goods at the standard shipping rate.

I goods arrived Nigeria two days before the time I was told it will arrive. And I'm pleased with them ....


Bravo guys ...

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Business To Business / Re: Newly Found Shipping Agent For China Importers - Tested And Proven by KHYLE(m): 11:51am On Aug 14, 2019
Ifyou are looking for a Fast , cheap and TRANSPARENT logistics company for procurement and shipping of your goods from China I strongly recommend FUNKAM logistics company.

I have been in this importation business for some time now and one thing some logistic company do is to charge you at express shipping rate but you end up getting you goods at the standard shipping rate.

I goods arrived Nigeria two days before the time I was told it will arrive. And I'm pleased with them ....


Bravo guys ...
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men And The Craze To Marry Foreigners by KHYLE(m): 5:32pm On Jul 06, 2019
Yadadadadada
Career / Re: Pursuing Money Vs Education: Should I Drop Out Of School? by KHYLE(m): 5:06pm On Jun 09, 2019
Iwonttell:
Any fool can be a rich man,any fool can not be educated

Wrong!

Any fool can be educated but any fool cannot be a rich...
Career / Re: Pursuing Money Vs Education: Should I Drop Out Of School? by KHYLE(m): 5:02pm On Jun 09, 2019
If you online business is RELIABLE. Dump the fucking school and scale up your business. And make shit load of money. I would rather be a rich school drop out than be a poor graduate. You can always have the chance to go to school but you may not always have the oppurtunity to make money...
Romance / Re: Men & Marriage - How To Pick Your Wife! by KHYLE(m): 11:46am On May 02, 2019
Following ooo...
Business / This Is How To Make Your First 1 Million Dollar Online Fast by KHYLE(m): 6:37pm On Apr 15, 2019
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Business / Which Nigerian Payment Gateway Accept Customer Paypal? by KHYLE(m): 10:38am On Apr 10, 2019
Hello, please can anyone recomened a Nigerian payment gateway that allow customer to make purchase with paypal on my ecommerce store?
Romance / Re: How Do You Invite Over by KHYLE(m): 1:27pm On Feb 07, 2019
frbona:
thats the rule bro....except you want to use her head like I do sometimes grin cheesy via fake alerts. 08064437054 WhatsApp me lemme fill you in
Wow!!!! I will hala you now
Romance / Re: How Do You Invite Over by KHYLE(m): 1:26pm On Feb 07, 2019
mrphysics:

Seems like the instruments for the first method isn't available grin grin cheesy cheesy
AC, Duvet, Couch, Sitting room, etc.

Bro, don't kill yourself it doesn't worth it.

How to know she's in for sex. Since you just met her, invite her over. If she agree to come just know she needs a holy touch. 90% of such visits are sex intended.
Hahaha, Aswear, Those instrument are not available... lol
Romance / Re: How Do You Invite Over by KHYLE(m): 11:33am On Feb 07, 2019
stupidity:
Lemme teash you what2do.

Issa simple something.

Here’s how I do mine.

After meeting online, chit chat you, I don’t involve sex in the chats. That’s not my thing.

Then I invite the next day or the weekend of the week we started talking. Then you come, I get a nice movie to watch, AC is blasting, in fact take it to the fullest make cold catch her, then you sef go Dey form say you Dey sweat sef. As she’s shivering, go close to her on the couch and cuddle her. Then Dey use hand run her body to warm her up. She fit Dey feel sleepy sef. Then ask her to come with you to the room to sleep, carry duvet cover her on bed then lie beside her and continue warming her body with your hand in a gentle way.

Then mistakenly slide your hand to her bubby. If she nor resist, bros food don done.

You can now pray to God to give you the wisdom to carry on from there.


Secondly. You can invite her, as she just come, bros rush her for the sitting room, I mean start to Dey touch touch her in sensitive places, she sef go Dey use play play tell you to stop, then run your hands on her skin, and compliments how tender and soft it feels, asin make she blush small. Then you ........................and...............after which you .................. so that’s it bro.


Or you can easily pay and carry ashawo come house, as time reach to fvck, simply say “babe, oya let’s begin” that’s much easier for you.


Baba you too much! Thank you. I will try that second method.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Invite Over by KHYLE(m): 10:54am On Feb 07, 2019
ceeroh:


And you want to fvck? Well, we can't teach you that. It's a follow-come gift, seems you'll have to use money then.
why didn't come with me? Please just give me some ideas
Romance / Re: How Do You Invite Over by KHYLE(m): 10:51am On Feb 07, 2019
frbona:
your money will make her accept any kind of relationship
Must i spend before i can smash?
Romance / Re: How Do You Invite Over by KHYLE(m): 10:48am On Feb 07, 2019
ceeroh:
Did the girl tell you she doesn't know you wanna have sex with her? Or she doesn't want it as well? Just ask, start by talking dirty when chatting with her, they like it. Then from there, you invite her over 'one of these days'. Be smart
By the time she visits you 3times, you must have smashed at least once.
thanks boss. Talking dirty is the problem cos i don't even know how to do it.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Invite Over by KHYLE(m): 7:23am On Feb 07, 2019
Jentle244:
Why don't you just tell her that it is sex u want and probably she needs your money... So u can be friends with benefits. As simple as that
do ladies accept only-sex relationships?
Romance / How Do You Invite Over by KHYLE(m): 7:02am On Feb 07, 2019
My bosses in the hous
Travel / Re: Young Man Killed In Fatal Accident Over Voters Card Ahead Of Elections. Photos by KHYLE(m): 8:51am On Jan 22, 2019
This is one of the reasons you must not Vote either APC or PDP. In this age, anyone should be able to get his/her PVC anywhere and vote anywhere too! Analogue leaders leading a digital generation!

If people were able to get thier PVCs , and vote wherever they are, perharps the young man would still be alive.

RIP BRO!
Sowore2019
Politics / Re: Sowore Vows To Turn Nigeria Into A Construction Site by KHYLE(m): 5:37pm On Jan 13, 2019
CaptainGOOD:

Spare me that crap we all know Sowore and his Sahara reporters, lies propaganda and blackmail. He can only deceive gullible ones like you.
My only hapinnes is that he will fail.
I'm. Doing my best to decampaigne him among my friends, he helped to put us into this buhari mess
Now he wants to sound like a saint
CaptainGOOD:

Spare me that crap we all know Sowore and his Sahara reporters, lies propaganda and blackmail. He can only deceive gullible ones like you.
My only hapinnes is that he will fail.
I'm. Doing my best to decampaigne him among my friends, he helped to put us into this buhari mess
Now he wants to sound like a saint

This comment proves you don't know what you are talking about.

If Sowore is a propagandist, liar and a blackmailer as you claim, why hasn't he been sued and prosecuted?

Why is he walking freely?
Listen bro, Sowore talks with fact and proves, evidence that backs his claims.

Besides, you must understand noone brought buhari into power. We all were tired of the 16 years of the misrule, looting and embezzlement of PDP and we wanted them out at all cost, so we massively voted them out. That was evident in the last election.

So, Oga, stop saying some brought a goverment into power.
Politics / Re: Sowore Vows To Turn Nigeria Into A Construction Site by KHYLE(m): 5:35pm On Jan 13, 2019
CaptainGOOD:

Spare me that crap we all know Sowore and his Sahara reporters, lies propaganda and blackmail. He can only deceive gullible ones like you.
My only hapinnes is that he will fail.
I'm. Doing my best to decampaigne him among my friends, he helped to put us into this buhari mess
Now he wants to sound like a saint

This comment proves you don't know what you are talking about.

If Sowore is a propagandist, liar and a blackmailer as you claim, why hasn't he been sued and prosecuted?

Why is he walking freely?
Listen bro, Sowore talks with fact and proves, evidence that backs his claims.

Besides, you must understand noone brought buhari into power. We all were tired of the 16 years of the misrule, looting and embezzlement of PDP and we wanted them out at all cost, so we massively voted them out. That was evident in the last election.

So, Oga, stop saying some brought a goverment into power.

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Politics / Re: Sowore Vows To Turn Nigeria Into A Construction Site by KHYLE(m): 5:13pm On Jan 13, 2019
CaptainGOOD:


U don't have conscience at all
If i don't , i wouldn't be supporting Sowore. It is only a wicked that will call Sowore a tout. Even your Atiku and Buhari know Sowore is the best for Nigeria.

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