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RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by kikayboss(m): 12:02pm On May 27, 2016
donkizzydaboss:
bby i kinda have feelings for you...am sincere
ghen ghen ghen ghen eshishi carry kpomo.....we don hear ooo
paroling things...ur name 4 be parolranking
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by kikayboss(m): 10:21pm On May 26, 2016
makydebbie:
dress the bed first!
ayav dress it...oya.
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by kikayboss(m): 7:45pm On May 26, 2016
makydebbie:
ok..go and wash dustbin!
OK no problem...*washes dustbin* ..oya am through..
let's practice wwe wrestling (on the b.....
smiley cheesy
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by kikayboss(m): 3:35pm On May 26, 2016
makydebbie:
oh yes...come help me sweep and mop...ok?
go and sweep and mop n I'll EPP do the remaining ...abi maky?
RomanceRe: No Sex Till After Marriage (wedding Night)? Come In Here And C by kikayboss(m): 3:33pm On May 26, 2016
thowbie7ven:
Okay...but which vacant hole is that...be specific please!
na waaa oooo....OK nau...any hole that can take... even if na the hole wet dey her ear sef no problem...
cheesy
LiteratureRe: A New Creation. (A Story By Donkross1 And Oyinprince) by kikayboss(m): 3:25pm On May 26, 2016
donkross1:
Am sorry sir cheesy
very good smiley
RomanceRe: No Sex Till After Marriage (wedding Night)? Come In Here And C by kikayboss(m): 3:23pm On May 26, 2016
thowbie7ven:
What is banana?...i've googled and checked my dictionary I cnt find it....pls help me with the meaning!
the banana i know is a something consumed mainly by females through the mouth or any other vacant hole....

is that clear?
LiteratureRe: A New Creation. (A Story By Donkross1 And Oyinprince) by kikayboss(m): 2:05pm On May 26, 2016
donkross1:
[b]
The Arch Angel mansion was filled to the brim with mean looking people, mostly of boys with a couple of girls, they were all in green outfits. Some were sitted while most of them were on their feet, they all looked fierce and dangerous as some were clinging to different types of ammunitions, some were holding on to lethal weapons like Axe, dagger and many more. They were all busy whispering to each other but suddenly the murmurs stopped as Host entered into the compound closely followed by Slimmy who was also holding a shotgun.

"On the bad news department, the tigers have stepped on my toes, they have kicked the storm in my face but this disgrace and embarrassment is not meant for me alone, if I as your Capon is being disgraced then it simply means that we have all been disgraced, it simply means we are not living up to our names. We are not just called The Arch Angels for no reason, it's because we are supreme" Host paused to stare around to see if they were all following his pep talk keenly, after screening all their faces briefly he continued. "Now on the good news department, I am glad to tell you that it's time for us to show them who is in charge of this deck, it's time to show them who the why we are called the Arch Angels, it's time for you to prove to yourself and others that you are worthy to be a member of this fraternity" He paused again as cheers and noises rocked the house, he was happy that the pep talk was raising their morale as they all cheered and roared loudly.

"But we have to be extra careful" He continued "They know we are coming, they are waiting for us to strike but let's show them that we are facing them head on, that even if they are waiting for us to come attack them, they won't still believe what's about to hit them.. Let's Show them that we are the Arch Angels..." He walked inside the immediately he finished talking and left all of the members cheering loudly outside in the compound. After a long session of cheering, Slimmy signalled for them to be quiet which they all obliged.

"We will launch our attack in the early hours of tomorrow and we will be attacking in the 2 to 1 formation, I repeat 2 to 1. Henceforth none of you should walk alone, don't for one minute be anywhere without at least a fellow member being there with you. Secondly, for now we will start with annihilating their junior members, attack and kill any junior member of the White Tigers, let's send fears down the spine of their superior members before we start slaying them also" he looked down into the piece of paper he was reading out the instructions from, to see if he hadn't missed any of the points he wrote down. "Please let us try all our possible best to stay away from innocent students" Slimmy said stressing the please and innocent "I know that there will be casualties for sure but let's keep it the minimum and One last thing, if you die in the cause of this war then you have failed us so make sure you survive this I beg of you, nobody dies" he concluded and dismissed them.

"Rough, Rough" Gentle called out as he went after Rofiat who was about entering her car.

"Gentle, how far na" She asked after turning around to see that it was Gentle that was calling onto her.

"I dey, I hope your sisters are out of school already"

"I tried talking sense into them but they refused to leave without me"

"That means they are staying"

"Yea unfortunately"

"That's not a good idea, please endeavour to get them out of this vicinity as soon as possible"

"I will try my best" Rofiat replied cheerfully and then drove off.

________



After several hours, she was beginning to get weary of trying to make Hadijat and Halimat see reasons why they should leave without her, they remained adamant on not going anywhere without her, she had used the sympathising method, the authoritative method but none could get the girls to change their minds, she knew they were gonna be her liability if they refused to leave the school before the attacks begin tomorrow and she also knew she won't be able to look after them all by herself if the white tigers attack her apartment. She was still devising another plan to try and lure them away when they heard a knock on the door, immediately they heard the knock, both Halimat and Hadijat ran behind the couch to hide, Rofiat brought out her revolver from her purse and made for the door, she hid behind the door and announced for the person knocking at the door to come in, she waited for the two people who were at the door to come in before she stomped out and pointed the revolver at them.

"Impressive" Slimmy said as he walked inside and picked up a bottle of peanut which Hadijat was eating before the knock on the door sent her into hiding, Gentle also settled on one of the beautifully arranged sofa.

"Slimmy, Gentle" Rofiat called out surprisingly.

"Wetin, abi u no wan make I chop your groundnut ni" Slimmy teased.

"No, it's not that, it's just that you have never been to my house"

"That should tell you that it's important" Gentle cut in.

"What could be so important"

"You are to embark on a secret mission out of town as regards the attacks that are about to begin" Slimmy replied as he picked up a banana lying beside the peanut bottle.

"Haa boss, that will be difficult oo"

"And why will it be difficult" Slimmy asked now frowning his face. After listening to their conversations for a while, both Hadijat and Halimat decided to come out of their hiding. On seeing them coming out of their hiding like some seven year girls that are running from their parents, Slimmy couldn't hold back his laughter as he started laughing with his banana and peanut filled mouth. Then both of them felt a little ashamed as Gentle and Slimmy kept on laughing at them.

"They are the reason I can't go on the trip, I can't leave them all alone here" Rofiat said after the laughing session.

"I thought you said they would leave school for now" Gentle asked.

"They refused to leave without me" Rofiat replied.

Slimmy was now on his feet as he made for the door closely followed by Gentle.

"Rough you are going on that mission and that's an order" Slimmy announced as he opened the door but turned around to see the look on Hadijat and Halimat's faces "Your sisters can come and stay at the mansion until you come back" Slimmy and Gentle walked out immediately

[/b]


Chapter 8b is available here http://www.youngicee.com/2016/05/a-new-creation-chapter-8b.html
**removes belt puts OP on the floor and flogs him**

**tired and chest heaving**

next time you don't update quickly ehn ......

nice story oga donkross ...ii deey follow like A dey follow B
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EducationRe: Stella Chinelo Emelife: UDUS Best Graduating Student And Injustice by kikayboss(m): 1:53pm On May 26, 2016
aim14:
I think it's knowledgeable for pple to make proper research b4 jumping into conclusions. ur friend not wanting to go back isn't based on tribalism. it is because he has seen d product n doesn't have wat d price says shld pay. quote anywhere! I'm also a grad. of dat prestigious university, an indigene and a CHRISTIAN at dat which is wat dey do not like to hear more than u being from another state n a Christian. yet, I graduated with a 2: 1. so next time u wanna make comments u shld take sumtin to wey dem.
PROUDLY DANFODITE!
....OK iyaff hear...but y do the lecturers compete among themselves on who has highest nom of failed students...heard some were so failed that they had to have a meeting with lecturers and students to increase scores....
RomanceRe: No Sex Till After Marriage (wedding Night)? Come In Here And C by kikayboss(m): 1:34pm On May 26, 2016
makydebbie:
#teamnosextillweddingnight
**sighs**...i comment my reserve..
.#teamnosexuntil .......
maybe tomorrow.....
lmao....
RomanceRe: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by kikayboss(m): 1:31pm On May 26, 2016
lanicky:
Vote for me pls *sniffs* embarassed
lol...OK...iyaff hear....
EducationRe: Stella Chinelo Emelife: UDUS Best Graduating Student And Injustice by kikayboss(m): 12:16pm On May 26, 2016
heard that skul is wack ..a friend schooling there doesn't want to go back...the lecturers are having so much fun in failing students ....na mainly non-hausa dey suffer am sha
FoodRe: What Was The First Thing You Learned To Cook? by kikayboss(m): 12:09pm On May 26, 2016
elov:
Hey dude...u had better leave, b4 I send d gods to flush u out...# hope u had a grt nyt?
no vex abeg...don't involve the gods
**trekking back from Ghana*with gala and pure water**

ma nyt was kul , n yours??
RomanceRe: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by kikayboss(m): 11:59am On May 26, 2016
makydebbie:
baby...why dont you vote for mimzy...be mimzyfied..join the winning team!!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnn!!..lemme think about it

*thinking*



*still thinking*



OK...i don hear.....#mimzyfied
RomanceRe: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by kikayboss(m): 11:48am On May 26, 2016
makydebbie:
lol...i will check...wanna ask you...who do you have in mind to vote for miss nl?
i think I'll go for lanicky ....or mimzy...or diasygold or........ lol...i don't know yet
RomanceRe: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by kikayboss(m):
makydebbie:
....
you Neva sleep?....u didn't reply the mail....
FoodRe: What Was The First Thing You Learned To Cook? by kikayboss(m): 2:53am On May 26, 2016
elov:
Good gal #itrustya # wink wink
shebi she will still come out **waiting in her sitting room*watching game of thrones**
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by kikayboss(m): 10:27pm On May 25, 2016
makydebbie:
lol...i have been taken!
maky u haven't replied the DM ..*waiting *


*still waiting*
FoodRe: What Was The First Thing You Learned To Cook? by kikayboss(m): 10:02pm On May 25, 2016
elov:
Seeing is believing
OK wait am coming...*trekking to Ghana to go an see*......makydebbie we still dey talk ooo
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Are Hateful by kikayboss(m): 9:49pm On May 25, 2016
For the jerk who said I bleached, that's me in secondary school... I guess I've been bleaching from time, right? *dickhead*... For the haters, its not new, people hate me immediately they meet me cause they are jealous, I'll share my pictures on this forum so that you can all commit suicide... Go to hell!!!
mammy water sited!!!!....but ma pastor said i must marry 1, if not........i hereby submit ma application for HUSBANDSHIP.....don't mind haters jaws...they jealous...once they see a light skinned girl, na bleaching....NIGERIANS ehn...na waaa for us ooo
FamilyRe: When Is The Right Time For A Man To Leave An UNDESERVING WIFE by kikayboss(op): 9:37pm On May 25, 2016
mizzochocinco:
you were not up to 25 30yrs ago abi? grin old cargo too embarassed of his real age cheesy
lol...am sure your last sibling can birth me ma...buy from the threads you created it isn't wrong for me to call you a hooked,Bitch and a prostitute...you trying to hook a married man,destroy a home...am sure ur approaching memo*stop*...so ur in a hurry to hook any stray male ...prostitute is even making it sound less irritating.. ASHAWO....
FoodRe: What Was The First Thing You Learned To Cook? by kikayboss(m): 10:20pm On May 24, 2016
elov:
No wonder u have a soft skin
lol...na waaaa oo..u don touch am b4huh
FoodRe: What Was The First Thing You Learned To Cook? by kikayboss(m): 7:10pm On May 24, 2016
rice *with pleeeeenty salt*
FamilyRe: When Is The Right Time For A Man To Leave An UNDESERVING WIFE by kikayboss(op): 9:15pm On May 23, 2016
mizzochocinco:
uncle you are probably 20yrs older than and you are saying this to me when you cannot even keep a relationship grin oya continue! I see many elderly men like you all over NL forming baddest boy everliveth at 40, when you do not even have your own house. Abeg go get sense, some unfortunate woman might one day consider your old flaccid diccck for marriage
i laugh in parables...this old prostitute am not as old as ur last child abeg..am not even up to 25 .. as for my dick being flaccid i can't argue with a prostitute she has seen bigger...lol...
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army, Get Out Of Our Land: Ijaw Youths by kikayboss(m): 3:52pm On May 20, 2016
holaralph:
........ Honestly you have said it all....... The Niger Delta youths and Elders Life is not different from that of those South African citizens because I have all of them as friend. ( South African Men are so lazy to the extent that they are lazy on bed in SA as early as 6am majority of the south african men are drunk already, Now let's come home to Nigeria. Majority of the Niger Delta Men are so lazy to the extent that they sell their work to another men to work for them...... Those that are my friends are people with questionable character never ready to work rather all they love doing is to talk about how they will go home to share money. It got to a point that I have to part ways which I never regret doing anyway.... Anyway that's their life...... WHEN OLD AGE COMES WE WILL ALL HARVEST ANYTHING WE DO DURING OUR YOUTHFUL TIME..........
i simply don't know why ijaw boys are lyk that...they are very unruly...in my area they commit all offences some even beat their mother and sisters... oil bunkering, stealing,killing ..na was for them ooo
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army, Get Out Of Our Land: Ijaw Youths by kikayboss(m): 2:25pm On May 20, 2016
okejos:
WE DON'T NEED MILITARY PROTECTION IN OUR GBARAMATU NEITHER DO WE TAKE HUMAN LIFE. MILITARY PRESENCE SHOULD BE IN A BETTER USE IN THE NORTH WERE VALUE OF LIFE IS NOT KNOWN
book haran , NDA what's the difference taking of lives in the north and economic sabotage in SS ,don't you know the economic state of the nation will affect lives..let so-called gharamatu youth use their brains & look for jobs instead of vandalism.. let their parents talk to them and let's see if military will not leave you alone but for now...you all deserve at least 1 soldier in your bedrooms
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army, Get Out Of Our Land: Ijaw Youths by kikayboss(m): 10:16am On May 20, 2016
maupe:
www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/05/19/ijaw-group-to-jtf-steer-clear-of-our-land/
ijaw boys very lazy and troublesome people ,causing trouble everywhere even in Lagos here they don't do anything than bunkery....these leaders should talk to their sons and make them stop den see if some things won't get better...
PoliticsRe: How Chibokgirl, Serah Luka, Was Rescued — Nigerian Army by kikayboss(m): 9:52am On May 20, 2016
mailmitch:
So all of a sudden una don dey see d gurls jst like tht without ny confrontation. Una try well well. Shey time as reached to release thm as u nd ur boko boys agreed. Mke una kwantinu remember say 1day fowl nyash go open and all will see it. Apc nd Buhari na God go judge all of una
why are you dumb like this...they have been gradually advancing on boko haram and have been rescuing a lot of women and children, it just happens that some chibok girls are part of them,they'll get to a stage where this girls will be found in groups,GOD bless NIGERIAN ARMY
PoliticsRe: Shi’ite Muslims Continue March Despite Boko Haram Attack On Members..photos by kikayboss(m): 9:46am On May 20, 2016
dainformant:
Pictured are the members of the Shi’ite Islamic Movement trekking from Kaduna to Zaria despite losing some of its members in a bomb attack last week. About 20 members of the group died when two suicide bombers attacked the group during its procession from Kano to Zaria on Friday.

The bombers, who pretended to be members of the sect, set off the bombs at Dakasonye village in Garun Mallam Local Government of Kano State.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/shiite-islamic-groip-continues.html
please i don't get...why have they been protesting sef ?? huh
dainformant:
Pictured are the members of the Shi’ite Islamic Movement trekking from Kaduna to Zaria despite losing some of its members in a bomb attack last week. About 20 members of the group died when two suicide bombers attacked the group during its procession from Kano to Zaria on Friday.

The bombers, who pretended to be members of the sect, set off the bombs at Dakasonye village in Garun Mallam Local Government of Kano State.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/shiite-islamic-groip-continues.html
please i don't get...why have they been protesting sef ??
PoliticsRe: How Chibokgirl, Serah Luka, Was Rescued — Nigerian Army by kikayboss(m): 9:44am On May 20, 2016
jcross19:
The biggest fraud ever in the history of mankind. Before may 29 , expect more release of chibok girls. Something is fishing here.
na waaa o ..and who will u say is responsible for the fraud PMB/GEJ ...this girls were kidnapped during GEJ tenure and people are accusing PMB of fraud...so why don't you say boko haram is also fraud..blame PMB for everything now soon you will start blaming him for allowing cocks crow in the morning
PoliticsRe: Borno Light-years Ahead In Agricultural Innovation, Despite Boko Haram by kikayboss(m): 9:27am On May 20, 2016
EasternActivist:
Is it a must that the SS rich in oil and gas must be farmers? , the oil and gas in SS can buy borno * 100 with all the farm output and can also pay labourers until there lifetime...

Lol. Yorubas finding ways to weaking the oil rich Niger deltas while the truth remains that they feed this country with their crude oil.
lol..
i pity ma people for SS carry oil for head lyk Dada...they'll all return to agriculture.... agriculture agriculture has Neva failed any country..let ijaw boys keep blowing pipelines... lazy things ..mtcheeeeew
PoliticsRe: Block Sale Of Warplanes To Nigeria - New York Times Tells Obama by kikayboss(m): 7:48am On May 20, 2016
grossintel:
The world is aware that the Nigerian Army has been violating human rights and will never sell sophisticated weapons to Nigeria, quote me all you like they rather sell Ak's and other readily available weapons.
yh i understand but what am saying is look at the way USA stopped is real from selling to us yet they began considering selling to us...they try to block all countries trying to compete economically with them, e.g CHINA...USA is trying to stop their economic expansion and other countries are compelled 1 way or the other to join them...check their activities and you'll notice they are bullying most nations..Russia and China are refusing to be bullied dats y they aren't really close

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