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ouigy99:
Depends on your definition or context of lie you want to use.
Personally, I will say it's the ladies.
A woman lies to you before you even get talking.
Fake hair, wonder bra and bum bum. Fake eye lash and fake complexion cause of toning or bleaching. Fake curves with all those their waist trainers and fake height with their heels.
Make mistake to ask for their name and be first confronted with a fake accent; an Njideka will say her name is Naomi. A Basira will say her name is Sharon, all speaking in a mixture of American Arabic accent.
Make the mistake of your life to ask for their age and a mother of three will claim she is still 18. Ask her the same question in 3 years time and she is the same age.... Which keeps me wondering if they were born in a leap year.

lol...Bros eh i feel you.... na girls go shame oo

80℅ of what comes out of a girls mouth are lies

*MOST COMMON LIES FROM GIRLS*:

AM A VIRGIN.....guys don't believe till you check, my dude had this girl he used to boast to us about cos he thought she was a Virgin we advised him to check, to cut the long story short, that was the end of the relationship.
a particular girl even told me that not knowing i know many guys that have entered her marra, well i sha did my own(he no consyn me)

I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND...... na lie o....do ur homework and you'll find out she has like 3 at the same time

I LOVE YOU.......Chai i hate this one ehn.....after am a virgin this is the most common one.....girl told me she loved me and also told my friend same thing and we the guys told ourselves and joined forces and chop her ehn......

AM LOYAL........ehhhhhhnn.....very big lie ...no h*e ain't loyal .....she'll shag ur pal if left in same room and pray ur pal is loyal so he'll save you from her.....

well i don't believe anything a girl tells me (even the ones that dress like deeper lifers)....they are all the same....when you think you've seen a different girl she'll show you she's the same as them all

so i hope with these few points of mine I've been able to convince you that girls lie way more than guys ... thanks

yeah...please can someone put me through with all info i need to study political science and defence studies at NDA
officers in the house help someone

mtcheewww...i see two guilty persons in this case.....as far as she wasn't taped they are both guilty.....the man gave it a trial and she gave a go-ahead ....TWICE!!!....that woman should be sent parking too, cos she gonna do it again....

mizzkweenbee:
I perfectly get ur opinion and I agree whole heartedly.

But the mumu saying that the girl deserve the beating is what I just cnt stomach.


Having a pole between ur legs necessarily dnt make u a man

pole?!!!!....*rotlmao*

mizzkweenbee:
Now if he hadn't slapped her, would there have been reason for the girl to hold his shirt?.

yh i get you...but it can't still be justified.... females feel men shouldn't touch em no matter the issue.....likewise should a woman not insult or embarrass a man no matter the circumstance

saintdennis:
Rotfl... n who told my dad beat(s) my mum? I didn't even ask u if ur dad BEATS ur mum...I talked about HIM EVER HITTING YOUR MUM! Learn to READ.

Now i'm about to school u ABOUT COMPREHENSION.

The tale started with : He went to my aunts house at 12.16am with his girlfriend, he said he was looking for me, and my aunt told him I was not in their house that he should either call me or come back the next day at day break.

Now what transpired b4 then? That would make make a man go wit his babes to someone's house around 12:16am looking for another babe? Nobody knows but it implies they do know eachother prior to the events of the following day.

Y e slapped her? I don't care. The story didn't say.

ONLY A POORLY TRAINED,ZERO ETIQUETTE GUTTERISH person like u would read So I locked his shirt that why will he slap me when I did nothing to him in the process, his gold chain cut and that was when the real beating started.

And still need me to explain why I said she deserved the beating.

You obviously are a poorly trained girl...i repeat poorly trained even from ur replies I can tell.

I once sat beside a law chick @ her crib n we saw a girl who came out of a hostel party sweaty (after dancing) and the chick said to me "look @ this girl, how can someone look @ her & treat her like a lady?.

From your utterances you, the sweaty girl & the lady who got beat were all cut from the same cloth...you're razz and have no sense of pride/class.

A WHOLE soldier gave her a hot slap & instead of running for cover n find people to shield her she AGGRAVATED the situation by behaving like typical ghetto woman who hold onto the man until he beats them black and blue.

If she slumped and died nko?

I'M DONE REPLYING YOU... I have no experience dealing with leftist.

lol...tho i support the soldier slapping part, she should have just run for cover, a soldier... well i don't blame them if it was a man freeze won't even give it a second hearing not to talk of writing about it....


my advise to ladies, a guy hits you please please and please don't fight back....what are you trying to prove....just behave like women and don't aggravate the issue...


well he had no right to beat her as well as she had no right to lock his shirt no matter what

errm....just wanna ask this question....
i am standing at a brt bus stop and through no fault of mine a quarrel comes up between me and this lady...
then she locks my shirt and is raining insults on me...then i see this military officer and he interferes because i don't wanna touch her but she is still proving to be mule-headed then the military man is forced to strike her in order to stabilize the situation..... please is he wrong ?....
cos women use the fact that a man isn't supposed to touch em to misbehave

trishapal:
I don't know if OP is a guy or a lady, but from a lady's perspective, I'll say you are not right. Most times, ladies say they aren't in a relationship not because they are unsure of where their current relationship is going but because they don't want to lose the benefits of dating a new guy. Even when a lady is 100% sure that a guy is taking her to the alter, she won't allow that take away exciting and profitable adventures with other guys especially when the 'promising' guy is notably poor.

yh...i like that...you talk true.....ppl lyk me no kuku dey love so if dem like let them cheat on me with my bro....e no go pain me...i no kuku love b4

Kneyo:
Nice write up OP. For me, to have your girlfriend's trust goes beyond the guy showering gifts on his girlfriend or saying I love you all the time.
When a guy is spontaneos, no sane girl will be seeking any adventures or something out of the ordinary from another guy.
My $0.02

lol...you know 1 thing i like about naija girls??




they'll shock you....
if u have six packs and your girl sees a dude with 1and half pack ...she'll fvcking cheat on you...
reason?? she just wanted to know how it feels


naija girls bad like that :p

errm...is it because i want to marry woman that'll start claiming gender equality for me?...tufiakwa olorunonije .... gender equality must start from marriage ioooo....as una dey give me bride price list ma people go give una groom settlement list....we go share expenses 50:50 between d 2 families.... when...then i will now gree that we are equal......feminists oshi

Countrygirl:
Those lecturers in that department are fond of chasing people's daughters. I feel no pity for any lecturer that dies because of extra marital affairs atleast it's one hurdle less to cross.

yh i feel you....and mrs shonde that cheated and used it to taunt her hubby was better than the lecturer....well me set no dey pity disloyal b**ches.....so i get ur point tho..

Amelian:
There is still difference dear.. Not all nigerian girls are players.. Majority are still loyal.. So choose ... Yur call

lol...not majority @all...you might be loyal...but 70 ℅ naija girls are about the money...so they not loyal by no means

lol...well naija men wanna marry wives not husbands.... gender equality isn't making us see the difference now....so guys are patiently waiting... ladies sorry if our patience inconveniences your plans.....

lol...they spend their youth playing hard to get....men spend our bachelorhood playing...myb not ready to marry

i live at oke-oko ppl around know that not far from Igbo olomu and the OP forgot to mention moba....this dude just broke down the whole news for y'all... so if you think he is tribe hitting you are wrong....op thank for explaining it to them

Countrygirl:
Hardluck to him......this should serve as a warning to other lecturers.

if it were to be a man that just beat his wife you'll condemn to death...but now she killed her hubby you still blaming the man...naija girls sja dem no dey ever take blame...
no one even men didn't blame the shonde woman even when what she did was worse

Amelian:
Abeg go and import your wife... Nija guys abroad that will marrya white woman abroad,then come to nija marry a nija babe,visit her once a year..
What kind of stuvpid marriage is that?
Is the nija wife a piece of furnitiure?

Me, i dont even wish to marry abroad guys , they are just bunch of heartaches!

lol....na so jawe....i always wanted to marry a Nigerian girl cost i thought they had value for marriage (i don't like all that divorce poo) but nowadays i don't see the difference btwn den and white gyals