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GREAT INTROVERTS!!!!


GREAT!!!!!

abeg i get 1 small problem....i know this is the wrong place cos your all like moi.....

OK, here goes......

I've spent a week in my uncle's house and many babes don eye me, me self don eye dem (its not that am that handsome ooo *but i gat that swag that only introverts have '..... you know that silent swag when you walking down the street alone with your ear piece plugged in, talking to no one just strolling with your shoulders high? you know that feeling right?...


ok., so this evening i went to a barber's shop close by to charge my phone(well am cool with the guys there even though we don't talk much) then suddenly this hot mamacita walked in and i was like "WOAH HOLLUP" then she sat close to me and i was sighting her fwesh thighs man, her skirt was riding high an she wasn't making efforts to cover up.
I noticed she looked like one of the guys there *the guy is slightly older than i am*,......mahn, that was how we started tapping current from each other (you know that mood when the both are digging each other but no one can speak up) so i was busy stealing glances and caught her doing the same.

I was strategising on how to chat her up and she was busy helping me check my phone and she'll tell me to help her check hers even when it was beside my phone (girls ehn )

due to the fact that some of my tight goons have been yabbing me for not being able to walk up to a babe , i decided to chop small lion liver and try it for the first time, so the conversation went thus:.....

ME: is DAT ur twin brother *pointing to the guy i mentioned earlier*
(i know its a lame pickup line abeg no laff 2 much)

HER: No.... do we look alike?

ME: yes ....so he is your younger brother?

HER: yes
(abeg see me see trouble ooo...that her younger brother is older than me oo)

well i think the liver i ate failed me so i paused for some minutes thinking of how to start another convo....

*pls why is it so hard for intros to start and maintain convos ....am a poor conversationist so you've gotta be really interesting and talkative to get me to talk much*

for now only 1 of my cousins and my squad can make me an "extrovert of the moment" where i get extra hyper and people will think I'm so outgoing, well pray you neva meet me in my intro times (which is everytime tho ) ...

aiit back to the gist....

well i was still left with a little of the lion's liver i ate , so i tried again...

: *tappin her*
ME: where do you stay?

HER: is there any problem?
*GBAMGADADA!!!* #mehn that question hit me like a rock, even tho she said it politely,

well i think you know what happened to the remaining liver right?...well if you dont ....IT FLED !!!!!

I just managed to say a weak NO...

then she told me she stays at the next street

but i was too destabilized to continue a.k.a liver fail me...
but am sure she didnt notice i was nervous..
cos i am like a duck i keep a very calm surface but underneath am in a crazy struggle....
i can hide feelings perfectly and have this cool front even when i aint feeling the slightest chill...

so back to the girl...

we spent the rest of the evening sitting very close to each other but in silence even tho we were still tapping current

okay abeg what should i do now if i eventually get to know her house what will i say ...

peeps abeg drop ur opinions abeg i want to start the ultimate search tomorrow

how will i start the Convo and what will i tell her?


thanks in advance
to the senior intros in the hous

Bleep!!!?.... mahhhn...wasn't interested in voting in this contest till i saw IAMKINGZLEE's shots....
kizkid izzat you mahnn?!?!..... boss na you oooo...


NO VEX SAY I NO VOTE TODAY.....i strayed into the contest thread later Mahn.....



the crown is yours.....

yours faithfully,
BEN



IAMKINGZLEE mention when its time tho....

and like play like play this girl didn't still show face .....na so the hate reach ni....


the insult you gave her must have been epic and maybe it got 30 likes and 11 shares and you think she'll forgive...... your on a longest thing....


but DAT gyal wicked ooo...

rummeh:
You go like killing oh

why i no go kill am.....
abeg how i go explain to people say i don dey f**k man since and i no know....

cause she has realized she is not the only one with pvssy and brezz so she ain't worth the sweat.....


when she sees the guy has lost interest, i think they just wanna see what they'll be missing by not agreeing at first.....

na initial gra-gra go kill girls sef....

I'll first kill him ....


then wait for her to wake up


then kill him again


then she'll wake up again


and I'll kill him again

then she'll......

PS: since i don't know if to call him a her, or she a him , i kuku use all .. mk i for no loss


*what am i saying sef*

lol....we still looking forward to screening while the schools been shutdown... so na so we go sit down for house be this...okay oo


*sits down and crosses leg* oya lez b walshing.....

we have been living with the ijaws at ikorodu for a long time so we know who is who and who is doing what, if they were igbos we would have said so...we had yoruba even working for them, i have friends that sold stolen petrol for them so we all know ourselves.....since they killed those DSS officers and military came into the matter they went lowkey and started staying @their camps in the creeks....presently they only come out when necessary and to steal and kidnap....the accusations are not baseless go to ikorodu and ask for OC he is the leader there and he is ijaw i know few of those guys but i have dudes that have even gone to their camps in the creeks.....and besides they mostly speak ijaw when they go for illegal operations they speak yoruba sometimes too......


all am trying to say is they are ijaws ....they even carry out that festival where they wear white and paint their faces white so pls stop accusing us of trying to paint ijaws as bad people....


am even from Delta state and anytime i tell people they are sometimes scared and they watch what they say around me just because they think i am ijaw....so you see their criminal acts is affecting people negatively....

bro...i don't really believe in love...i just feel respect and understanding is key....

what people call love always fades away, so what's the use...just live your life and go with the flow....


am still waiting for the day I'll feel what people call "love"....maybe a foreign girl...cost naija girls are.....

Florblu:
I don't know why guys do shy away from their responsibilities

lol....responsibility....girlfriend we guys see marriage in anoda light....y'all see it as something you rush into but we don't.....

let her throw some hints....i know her wait can be frustrating tho.....

Deepfreezer:
una never see anything. Its just the beginning.

ehn no wahala...na you and your family dem go kill next b4 we go know say them badt gan...

Deepfreezer:
Thunder fire anybody who will say they are ijaw militants. Make Lagos taste the change well well.

thunder fire you for where you dey....i run comot from my house cos of those ur bastard brothers....
god punish anybody from that tribe.....ijaw bastardzzz

any political science candidate here??..... holla @ me

holla house..... got 234 in jamb political science and i haven't been posted.... abeg did i not get up to them cut off