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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Newcastle United (4 - 0) On 15th February 2025 by killuminati(m): 4:55pm On Feb 15, 2025
Dynamicboss:
O boy! Hat trick for first match. Chai. This guy is needed against RM 2nd leg oo
even one shot on goal he won't smell grin
Health › Re: NAFDAC Impounds 10 Trucks Of Fake Drugs In Anambra Market (photo) by killuminati(m): 4:05pm On Feb 15, 2025
grin


Nnamdi why? cry
Food › Re: Which One Would You Add To Your Plate Of Jollof Rice? (pictures) by killuminati(m): 4:04pm On Feb 15, 2025
merits:
None I am a vegetarian.
Congrats and sorry at the same time cry
Food › Re: Which One Would You Add To Your Plate Of Jollof Rice? (pictures) by killuminati(m): 4:01pm On Feb 15, 2025
I'll pick the fried chicken, buy one derica of rice, and all the ingredients for jollof rice. One pineapple juice and I'm gone see you later cheesy
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Army Base In Borno, Kills 3 Soldiers, Steals Gun Trucks by killuminati(m): 3:59pm On Feb 15, 2025
CodeTemplarr:
Trying to brainwash us into velieving the need arms n ammunition from army.
chai
Politics › Re: Former President Buhari Votes In Katsina Local Government Election [PHOTOS] by killuminati(m): 3:57pm On Feb 15, 2025
alexaletor:
Both of you are just stupid
Who and your fada?
Politics › Re: Former President Buhari Votes In Katsina Local Government Election [PHOTOS] by killuminati(m): 3:43pm On Feb 15, 2025
wink

See how they still love Baba cheesy
Education › Re: UNIZIK Lady That Fought Her Lecturer Is My Ex-Girlfriend - Ex-Boyfriend Reveals by killuminati(m): 3:29pm On Feb 15, 2025
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Ruke1989:
You self wan use the girl trend. We have all encountered toxic people like that. Toxicity runs in some families. Family history is important in relationships
Business › Re: Africa Energy Bank Ready Next Month – Minister by killuminati(m): 3:26pm On Feb 15, 2025
Heineken shocked
Politics › Re: APC Presidency Under Buhari, Tinubu A Disaster" - Usman Bugaje by killuminati(m): 3:18pm On Feb 15, 2025
boxypane:
APC is currently the worst for this country, but for the likes of PDP or Labour to take over, it will not be right... Wait sef, who else dey the political classes aside these thieving grandpas?
Dem dey whine una, and una come dey whine una sef join. Everything come intertwined.

Same people, just different political parties. Na just for dem to dey jump ships as dem like. Na winning party carry the majority.

Na here we dey wey all of them don dey defect to winning party dey position for the NEXT election.

Make person no cone whine me for here jare!

Cyaan bother too bloodclaat cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Newcastle United (4 - 0) On 15th February 2025 by killuminati(m): 3:10pm On Feb 15, 2025
Zonefree:
Man City and Newcastle match don dey make FP for Nairaland? shocked


Brace up people, the world is ending.
😄


E don tey cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Newcastle United (4 - 0) On 15th February 2025 by killuminati(m): 3:10pm On Feb 15, 2025
City wins 🏆
Family › Re: Man Acts Like A Pregnant Woman To Impress His Wife (Photos) by killuminati(m): 2:29pm On Feb 15, 2025
Kisico:
It's only on the social media you guys don't simp, in real life you do more.

Funny enough, that same guy could still here on the comment section forming macho up and down.

Excuse me!
This a no joke dis a serious ting
All di gyal deh wan me

Me tell you say she wan me
Me know she wan me

So she gi me di punany
Wen me feeling horni

So she gi me inna di cyar park
She nuh care, she wan di spear

So she fuq pon di cyar top
She gi me inna di cyar park

And she say 'WHOAAA! ME NAH DONE YET! Hour gone and me nah cuum yet, FIRE! Me pussy pon FIRE!' cry

And she say "Lorrrd, me nah done yet, one more day and me na cuum yet, fire!" She bawl 'FIRE!' cry
Education › Re: Yetunde Lawal: Kwara College Of Education Final-Year Student Murdered In Ilorin by killuminati(m): 2:18pm On Feb 15, 2025
Soul reapers everywhere. Becareful fellas cry
Family › Re: Man Acts Like A Pregnant Woman To Impress His Wife (Photos) by killuminati(m): 1:51pm On Feb 15, 2025
Remove his name from the book of brotherhoods cry
Foreign Affairs › Re: DR Congo M23 Rebels Enter City Of Bukavu by killuminati(m): 1:22pm On Feb 15, 2025
God1000:
These rebels are gradually taking over DRC, the Congolese soldiers and the regional force led by south Africa has failed to halt their advances.

I trust ECOMOG, they would have pushed them out, military intervention from other countries is needed to prevent widespread deaths and displacement

I'm calling on the government of Nigeria to quickly intervene
Calling the government her on Nairaland? Go and talk to them on X or somewhere else sir.

Thank you cry
Politics › Re: Kano Senator Assaulted At Emir Sanusi's Daughter's Wedding For His Ties With APC by killuminati(m): 1:19pm On Feb 15, 2025
whytediamond:
No vex sir. Drink cold water. grin

Don't forget to kiss the truth grin
Werey, i dey calm grin


I don't only kiss the truth bruv, i fuq it doggystyle so no worry.

My issue be say you dey generalise. Not everyone in North is hungry and uneducated you see. It could be 50/50.


Kiss the bloodclaat truth me say cry
Family › Re: Opinion: Why Government Should Arrest Unmarried Men Above 30 by killuminati(m): 11:34am On Feb 15, 2025
grin


Mumu talk cry
Crime › Re: Youths Flee As EFCC Allegedly Storms Ekpoma On Valentine’s Night (photos/video) by killuminati(m): 11:19am On Feb 15, 2025
grin
Politics › Re: Kano Senator Assaulted At Emir Sanusi's Daughter's Wedding For His Ties With APC by killuminati(m): 11:13am On Feb 15, 2025
whytediamond:
Are you angry with me or the truth?
All of you bloodclaat cry
Crime › Re: Nnayerugo 'Killaboi' No Longer In Custody - FIJ by killuminati(m): 11:09am On Feb 15, 2025
GindoX:
You seemed confused... I was asking what's the meaning huh

Make your blood dey rest
Me cyaan confuse inna me life enuh..

A wah dis? A warn to dem!

Me nuh care wah dem a say enuh

When me touch di road, send bwoy to they resting place..

Askela shot inna face.
When gangsters, touch di rock, dem clip dem load, brain touch di groud, I'm very proud ah (ah ah, ah ah)

Gunshots, burn dem skin like this song me sing
When me done with him even John Crow don't want him now (no oh, no oh) cry
Celebrities › Re: Davido Hails And Adores Wife Chioma On Valentine's Day Dinner (Video) by killuminati(m): 8:11am On Feb 15, 2025
A wah dis

You carry another topic post inside this thread. You no get sense huh
Celebrities › Re: Davido Hails And Adores Wife Chioma On Valentine's Day Dinner (Video) by killuminati(m): 8:09am On Feb 15, 2025
Gege cheesy


Who's voice be that, e sound like one old Buffalo cry
Politics › Re: We rejected Gambaryan's $5million bribe, disregard his false allegations - FG by killuminati(m): 8:06am On Feb 15, 2025
Vexxed angry
Politics › Re: Kano Senator Assaulted At Emir Sanusi's Daughter's Wedding For His Ties With APC by killuminati(m): 7:44am On Feb 15, 2025
whytediamond:
grin

Thought they said northerners are masters of Nigerian politics? grin

The hunger in the north is highly downplayed.

One Mallam for Lagos was lamenting how he would not be able to service a small loan he's about to take that requires him paying 1,050naira daily for 6 months if he travels back to Gashua in yobe state. grin

In my mind, I was like, Una never see anything.

The region that has ruled Nigeria the most number of years no see food again. They think Tinooboo is the problem.

Western education is forbidden right? Una go get sense last last.
Shut up your dirty mouth. E affect everywhere not only North.. And who the fuq say everyone in North is BH?
Politics › Re: South East Governors Not Doing Enough To Secure Kanu’s Release — Family by killuminati(m): 7:40am On Feb 15, 2025
Olachase:
I think at this point I need to be realistic with you guys, the Igbos forums are trying their best

Without being exaggerating Kanu is enjoying his stay there

Imagine all the security guarding him without paying them salary

Eating free food without working

Discussion is currently ongoing how to arrange Olosho for him because Konji Na bastard grin grin
No Wahala cry


But my own be say that FENDI WHITE need to be changed as soon as possible. They buy him another cloth to wear.

Get him a new LV or even VERSACE since he love rocking designers so much cry

Mom, don't worry, your is doing well in detention. He's enjoying himself.


Cyaan bother cheesy
Politics › Re: South East Governors Not Doing Enough To Secure Kanu’s Release — Family by killuminati(m): 7:36am On Feb 15, 2025
grin
Education › Re: Ex-Students Support FUOYE VC, Prof. Fasina Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations by killuminati(m): 7:17am On Feb 15, 2025
Guilty until proven innocent grin


NASO KELS TOO TALK:


I guess you niggaz just woke - good morning!
You can't touch me, no you can't touch me
Jigga, Kelly, not guilty
Try to charge me but I'm not guilty
I got, all, my mamis
I've got all of my mamis
Tell me, what you, want from me
Tell me. what y'all want from me?
I'm not guilty

JIGGA grin
I see how you comin at me now, I'm cool
I'm not the snitch I don't go to the cops to get rich
. I go to the block and pitch
I go with the glock and click, I go with the pop I'm sick
I go with you hard; I ain't gon' stop for shit
Look in my eyes dog, right in my pupils
If I'm your rival, why would I have to do you?
Press try to throw dirt on my name, disturbin my game
Seemed happy when they heard he was arraigned, glad he's indichted
Politics › Re: The Oldest Tribes In Nigeria by killuminati(m): 6:44am On Feb 15, 2025
What about the Oromos and the Abakus? cry
Celebrities › Re: Nedu Didn't Tell Me To Say Anything About VeryDarkMan - Deeone by killuminati(m): 11:48pm On Feb 14, 2025
D00msDay:
Oga go meet Cynthia Morgan or Patoranking make una collabo. U dey make head pain common man. angry
grin grin grin grin grin


Sorry bruv. Next time don't try to read just look cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 14th February 2025 by killuminati(m): 10:34pm On Feb 14, 2025
See beterr 3 points times one million that's 3m plus small bonus cry

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