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Una no go kill me for this place.


All of una

Congratulations to next female Pres Harry Kane

Omo Bob don Bob/gbaga

Committed a crime

In Burna Boy's voice "You don do pass king Solomon!"

Irresponsible terrorist

He drop bombs and guns say na kpekus he wan knack

Now see the result

Oya chop banana till you go yoo

Meti99:
It is with this appointment I knew Nigerians are not hungry they only pretend to be.
Suddenly everybody forgot hunger and started discussing politics... Like say na bianca be the solution to hunger

Omo, Bianca don turn bread and beans. Make I go iya agonyi buka make dem package me Bianca 500 Ojukwu 400 make I chop

Sheuns:
Aliens watching earthlings and wondering what advanced species kill themselves.

We call them low lfers

Different girls different p u s s y
Me cyan't promise say me I get married

She a wine for the song , climb pon di man
Take a likkle time because the night a go long

Girl you no business so me like how you tan
(She gi mi di p u s s y anywhere, anyweh)

She transform wen di nyt dark out
Fi listen to hear she start dat curse

When she start talk rough, dat a cue fi know she want her fuk

Nice and easy now bend and pull
One inna your miggle make you bawl and pull

Sagittarius half man half bull
Me say "you want another round" she say "nah I'm full".

You wan pay cook 20k thunder strike you there!

This is a bad omen

Thundafireseun:
Warey is down to earth

First to comment…. Show me some love

❤️

Hausa na Big brother for Naija

Una sure say no be that Boogeyman557 wey dey always light up weed be that

Headache, nausea? No wahala

samnaija:
O boy, na saka jojo for vi, from school we go straight to the arcade. Our money for transport and lunch break na arcade game street fighter, xmen.

After finishing all our money, na to dey look other people playing. When those ones money finish, reality now dons on us no transport money. Come and see treeking to lagos Island.

Gbayi! You really know the stories. Good ol days

How far? Them dey bless lions and tiger too?

1991

If you turn left na Adeola Odeku be dat, we dey go mount for Payless 2 & 3 play video games till dark. Super Nintendo, Sega, Power rangers, Mario Bros 3 and plenty more. We go still go swim for Onikan swimming pool, ikoyi club hotel

No cruise for Lagos again

IniobongEno:
No be small toh o

which kain tok be dis?

Omo who be that Black Man?

Nawaoo

Wetin e mean?

E be like say man go gast read o


Abeggie, if ione ndomie super pack no come back to 35 naira I no wan hear 🙉

AmalaAtiEwedu:
Him for just attach himself for the busiest mortuary

chai

Good for business

AmalaAtiEwedu:
na President of Congratulatory Affairs and Condolences

Omo Baba don win award for congratulations and mourning affairs

Make dem put am for next season of Vikings Valhalla make e dey mourn deadi body dey go

President of Condolences

Idoottt! Na Allah say make collect bribe

Eyan Ragnar Lothbrok

Ragnarok something

fredoooooo:
Obituarists got their advices from the upper iweka maaad man

Obituarists ke?

NawAooo