₦airaland Forum

godfirstawe:
Bow I know u joking.

Mchewww. .though u serious before.

Pele ooo

Pele tie..

DRY!!

Lagusta:
Who?? Where

*carries AK47 in one hand and "opa abata" on the other*

This is so sexy mehn...

idupaul:
Park well joor..do u know how many 26 year olds have 2 kids and money ..they are plenty but how many have a PhD. . That one no be achievement na everyday life.

See this one o... What's special in acquiring PhD??.. My driver, was a PhD holder before we made him our junior purchasing officer...

Go and Siddon jor.

dukie25:
I will tell ya husband

Lagusta, come and see dem o
They haff come!

Yawns.
Height of joblessness... See epistle of life because of bread seller wey no dey baff well..

Hiss*

Reminez:
I'm a decent person and she's decent too. I can't do that ma.

Looooooooool.... Na konji go kill you... I no sure say this one get prick sef.

Decency my Azz!

McCarlito:
I'm beginning to wonder the kinda weed u've been smoking....

Keep wondering o.... No go find work do.
Sior.

LORDSAMURAI:
yeah i enjoyed it and it taste like grape.

Grape? Enjoy...

Reminez:
There's this girl I'm in love with. She has a history of turning down guys who asked her out in the past. She's a friendly person and we both 'roll' together well enough. My friends have told me to hit the nail on the head so as for me to know my fate on time and also to prevent wasting scarce time and energy. But due to this lady's antecedents, I have been taking a kinda conservative approach because my instincts tell me that I might meet the same fate that befell others. So how do I approach the issue of this 'serial friendzoner' so as for me to get my desired outcome ?
A stitch in time saves nine they say..I don't want my
Cinderella swept off my reach by another person.

Thanks in anticipation of your valued contributions.

Corner her and show her eréct penis jare.. Two guys tried it on me and it worked.. She's a nymphomaniac!!

LORDSAMURAI:
yes i ate your vaginal

Hope you enjoyed it?.. Btw, what did it taste like?

LORDSAMURAI:
if u dnt have anytin to say, just keep quiet.

Have you eaten?

Is the president not like 80yrs old, Nothing shocking about your dreams..

Linda ikeji Leads, others follow..

Lagusta:
Babe, if I talk say I no miss u, slap me....

How far nah....

Babe abeg ping me....

Just sent you a request on my other bbm( you know which one)
I missed you too

vikeb:
Have got a friend that's having this issue. She is 3 weeks preg nd needs to get it off as all advice against her going for it proved abortive. Pls what's d safest way to go about this?

This is so wrong!!... Don't do it( na woman wey you give belle you dey ask advice for( leave that your friend bullshit for door jor)

Condoms are cheap na..

At 26, I already had 2 kids and millions in my account.

Not impressed.

Cutehector:
lol everyone calls me asewo in nl.. so r u free today? I was thinkn abt hangin out, needed someone to accompany me. If u dnt mind

Umm.....

Can this man drag his dead phallus and get to work already??.. I'm tired of this nonsense biko.

This is radarada raised to 1000 na.

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]more than 320k is too small...as at now?...c'mon gurl...be truthful[/color]

If I charge 320k, I must be doing something wrong..

Cutehector:
i"d take Dat as a no

Oh no.. I like playing hard to get ni ... I'm just pretending na..

If I say Yes, you go say I be asewo.

Cutehector:
i"d take Dat as a no

Oh no.. I like playing hard to get ni ... I'm just pretending na..

tedimola:
Every phone I've used was bought by a woman in my life. Won't mind u coming into my life, and getting me that samsung.

We are so much alike o Everything I own was bought by men

Na one chance you wan enter so o..

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]Ladies, Picture this...a big modelling company got into you after they saw some of your pictures on Instagram, and they gave you an offer to be one of their models...You got there...in the CEO's office....after finishing all the paperworks and stuffs.....The CEO invites you to his office on a friday evening...you got there and he places $1000 on his desk...and says "just for 5mins sex only "...[/color]
[color=#FE00DE]Honestly..would you consider it...[/color]

The money is too small...

Buhari has truly finished this country.

abayomi93:
I messed up

You shiit for body??
Erec.tion no gree go down??
Person wey you dey owe disgrace you??

Wetin happen?

I no see yansh, I no see toto, which one be completely unclad @ Op?..

INTERMAN:
then it is either u av sadistic tendency or you are sadist already. But be careful not to slap you husband one day in pubic because what u will get in return might be worse than the pleasure u received thereof.

I am the most respectful wife out there... Actually, I Love it rough too( hope you understand)

tedimola:
Nope. Blackberry. I think I need to go get that Techno.

That's downgrading na.. Buy Samsung jare

I shareth not biko.

This is the most pathetic bullshit I have read in a long time..

This shit up here is what kills the passion in marriages... No be only become your mother

Oshisko