Lefool lefool... ... You no sabi lie...

Not at all... I don't need a lady wey go crucify my bank account for cross dey chop am...

Morning guys...

kitty kat: I lost them when my bb fell into water. Abeg send them again.

Ok... But, i kinda lost your contact cos my phone got infected with virus... So, i had to format it.. Can i have your contact once more? ...

On a very serious note.. Where went my pics? So my pics no dey make your hrt go kpokpodikpokpo ni?

binger: Ego amaka...ego na eme ka uwa n'eme ntughari...onye ejiro ego bu onye uwa kporn asi n'ihe na onweghi ife ego apughi ime.

Gbam!!! Uche gi di ya...

Ukwu sara mbara... Onye na ejiro ego adighi eri ofe nwanyi owerri...

Nice rack...

acidosis™:

E be like say u neva jam village girl wey bad pass tonto dike

Abeg tell am... Gone are the days wen village girls no sabi bad tin... Nowadays, na dem bad pass... Dem fit give am to pesin anyplace, anywhere...

Hmmm...

Evening peeps...

SpicyMimi:
dont u think it'll be less stressful for you, if u sent d money to ma bank acct, so i get d diamond ring masef!

Deal... Your call, your rules... Can i have your account number now?

Larry-Sun:

Yes, as a matter of fiction, some actually live and breathe inside the world of Nairaland. Take Mynd for instance, he pokes his snout into almost every page...like a Vermin.
In the nights, Caracta, Ijebabe, ItsModella, UJ Sizzle...I see them flying around like bats. Gosh!

Hahahaha very funny...

SpicyMimi:
hmmmm......

Well, i'm waiting...

SpicyMimi:
hahah...i laff! I no like that kin joke o! I dnt mean invisible diamond ring o! just so u know.

Oya can I have your address? Make i “DHL” am to you...

SpicyMimi:
Buy me a diamond ring, dt wud shw ow serious u are..

Just that? Consider it done...

SpicyMimi:
aww....really? Lmfao! I'll rada prefer u listen to mama..rmber she is alwys right!
Anywy mama aint here, so ride on...

So, what's next?

Funny... ...

SpicyMimi:
*Rolling* thought mama told u to stay away from E-girls?

Well, mama told me... But, sometimes the rules are meant to be broken... I don't mind breaking the rules for you spicy...

binger: ekele m gi maka eziokwu ikwuru.

Na so...

binger: O ebe ife n'eme.esi Toscana aba 2nite club geru egwu Flavor n'abania...u know say Anambra dull?

Na so now... Anambra dull pass burial ground now... I no dey stay for anambra ooo...

spikes C:
Them no dey work again
Fake gods

Nawa ooo... Why now?

SpicyMimi:
oh yea! Am so spiced up with all d u know....

Hehe...just joking...

Hehehe... I think I'm in love... Is this love?

Redmosquito:
I don speak my own! No be inly u sabi speak french!

Redmosquito... Hapi new year... How far hades dem?

ItsModella:
where in Anambra?

Enugwu-agidi.. Njikoka local government...

binger: too many anambras here...mu nwa si enugu

Correct... Coal city life and direct...

Redmosquito:
Egere gbi ubuso! U think say na only una sabi abi!

Huh?

binger: Cool man...kekwanu ebe isi n'ala igbo?

Esi m anambra.. U nko?

SpicyMimi:
Hahahah....the thing is when am online, i visit almost all the threads on NL, bt am not usually here....so the next time i might come online again, cud b dis comn friday by His Grace!

Ok ooo... Safe journey... ... Wait oh, are you really spicy?

binger: ka o boo...u are igbo?

Lol... Na so... Abu m nwa afo igbo... ...

Goodnight peeps... Ka chi foo...