I was star struck when I saw him for the first time because he was my favourite kid actor as a kid back then. Luckily he was in my platoon and he contributed his quota by filing in as the drama and dance coordinator, he's such an interesting and humble guy.

This man get sense die...

No you are not alone..

This guy be like guys for Islamabad

She might still be posing with someone else's son though..

silverr:


lwkm oooooooo chai

Anyways, i love them tall, chubby and broad chested

Wow, I might just be the one for you..

successnwa:
I actually yawn while reading this article

And I also yawn after reading your post.. lol

Pause ...Who's back/ He's that insane rude chap/
Paayne is about to get bodied in a few sec/..true fact/
.....even without Captain Demuren wife giving a round of applause .....you still would get hit when the 'tools' clap/



I let the tec talk/ If I am ever in the mood for sex talk/
stomp his home,enter through his 'Windows'and tell his wife let's fu..uck/
If he disagrees, I hit him with the 'Mac' ..prolly leave him with head cuts/
....then take his wife inside..shift everything aside then fuc..k her on the 'Desktop'/




I've gat Street Credibility....so many goons on my tail/
pacesetter,no Photocopy...i keep it the original way/
I'll make the bullets hit you on your Wedding Day/
.....I'm a Rugged man...but still 'nice'...so it aint ironical when i say you gon get dropped like Toni Payne/





I'll blaze him with tecs/
while I rain his mom with pecks/
his sister gives me "head' when she is 'faced' with the checks/
.....shi.t is real,..i'm not faking these threats/
....Its like sex on a refuse dump.....you are about to get laid in dirt/

nah!!...gets your guns up

Cc: Paayne

MrKang:
Lol,maybe someday .


Its quite easy,both participants just signify and we are a go.

Now for the fixture,would you be interested in taking Paayne?

Yeah!!

MrKang:

To your answer 'NO' I don't use any rhyming dictionary.
My own style of crafting rhyme differs, my Punch determines how my rhyming go.

This might be long though.

Before scripting a verse for an opponent,what comes to me first is the Punchline,then I start working with the set-up(it must correlate with the punch,that's the only way it lands better),then the Rhyming comes into play as a string in tying everything together,it must not sway off the punch( that's where most emcees get it wrong they just rhyme for rhyming sake going out of point weakening the punch).
Note It must be MULTI-SYLLABIC,in this age of textceeing mono-syllables aren't accepted.

This is how it goes, a punch comes to my head,let's say 'Pulling your legs' - 4 syllables , I work with that,the statement in line to the rhyme must match I.e make sense.
E.G


So here,watch,I come out with the line 'Ripped his hands out',I just think of a 4-syllable rhyme that correlates with that line but also foreshadows my end-punch, so if I insinuate his 'LIMBS' is my target,and I've ripped his Hands out,by logic his legs is the next right,so I just make a 4-syllable rhyme out of it to pass the msg ,"Off-To-The-Next".
Then with the following line 'Femur cracked up' , the 4-syllable rhyme comes easily as I feel 'cracked up' is also viewed as Laughing, then using the 4-syllable "Making-A-Jest" wouldn't be out of point,so I place it in there.
Then the next line states that I'm hurting him,of cus if someone is hurting you, you beg for your life ,now I just think of a 4-syllable that integrates that and here comes "Pleading-Or-Begs" ,I'm not still out of point. Before the "Pulling-your-legs" comes in,landing perfectly well.

I don't think a rhyming dictionary can provide all these detailed contents for me,but rather give rhymes that don't correlate with what I need,sure it might match the pre-rhymes but not the concept,and this ruins a good set-up to a punch.

Hope this helps in your quest of learning the ropes.

You need to write a book on textceeing tho...how do we get the battles rolling, fam?

MrKang:

Thanks man.
In all the tourney finals I've seen here on NL,Netcees who didn't win showed good sportsmanship and that was it no fuss at all,they just moved on cus they know its all for fun.

But Just see what ZachHugo was doing,damn I was so ashamed for him, Gbemiie was even pumping him. Smh

Btw,what do you think about the battle fixture I have set up in the chatroom?

lemme check it out..

But what the fu..ck...Ya'll nigg.as be acting like bitches...MRKANG is the new king,he won the tourney and yes he deserved it.
So should stop bit.ch-talking and go learn more.

Congrats MRKING

Nice one JigsawKillah, but to be honest i dont like the way the judges came with their verdicts,right from the start and they supposed to be a said number of judges,if its eight judges then only the eight should cast their verdicts not when you said 14 should do same then we are having just 8 or 9 giving verdicts


My 2 cents tho!!


Congrats Zach Hugo...

I gave Whiz and Rapacme a slow death/
and the next punk is Zach...i swear this nigga is so dead/
he will shiver from my cold verse/ cos i know he aint the dopest/
.......but if he still claims to be the 'shiit'...then i'll drop the bazooka.....force his mouth open..pop laxatives in it .....just to relieve his bowels/





I smash heads with mallets/ had vets see sad death/
Zach run from battles....his 'pace' is befitting for an athlete/
...been coasting on one way 'lane'..nothing 'real'.....never had to show his stupid talent/
......until now but when he learnt its ME... he will imitate his opponent and 'bail' without referring to gareth/




Chaii this boy go kill person/
those were the words from his neighbors when they heard i was spooning his girlfriend recklessly/
all her fault tho...cos she was moaning shamelessly/
dick in her mouth......whole arm in her ass...gigantic cucumber in her pussy....all done effortlessly/
.......its nothing like the books in the bible if i say all my 'acts' passes as good 'romance' seamlessy/




I'll break this sissy bones like a revenge seeking chiropractor/
....smash his 'disc' ...leave him paralyzed then come later to kill his nurse so he wont have an 'external backup'/
years ago i landed a big movie role but he only got a prank call/
....etched my name on the sands of time like Charles Okafor/
.....but he will forever be nothing...cos there will be only one 'Zach'.......Nollywood Actor/

KissChrix:
I sure say na only Moses know Him

Ehen if na only Moses nko,why are you pained when even the ball boys in Enyimba dont know you

Papikush:

so Davido Na Chelsea fan? No wonder his songs are mostly noise

So Airtel gave you free megabytes...no wonder you typed this rubbish

I'm Efe Ajagba ,in 23 seconds this unprepared clown is about to get knocked out/
planning an anarchy with the buried secrets i dug out/
dissolved his royal cabinet then 'i depose' him like stored fats/
......then go for him physically with machete,leave his body 'ripped' without him been involved in an abs workout/


Young cats are excited when they see me cos i'm peerless/
but you like Rihanna's titities..they've already seen all of you so when they see you,they care less/
homie,with the gun i'm reckless/
emptied the whole contents of my Ruger XGI in his dearest/
......then aimed at him,fired carelessly and he 'squats' severally,they prolly gon be some 'cal loss like Boca Juniors when they newly signed Tevez/


I'm a psychopathic warlock/
so many niggas that i have killed were unaccounted for cos they were surplus/
and the shi.it was easy,night watchmen couldn't stop us/
so i stomped his yard,remove him from the 'pack' with less force/
.....and hang him on a 'nail' and watch as his life slowly 'ticks' away like wall clocks/



I'm the complete package who never failed in his first try/
the tourney is mine for the taking.....you were only asked to come try/
you overstressed your multis and never were your puns fly/
wasted my time with the diversified bars i had to compile/
....cos his pen game is like the wardrobe of a nun...only one style/


cc JigsawKILLAH

Most naija politicians can't survive been in opposition.

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Slim does it for me...

I'm scripting these bars from the creeks/
a veteran avenger who would do anything for the bricks/
fighting for a cause but now its for me to be on the top on the list/
came with no militant warfare just combat having known the risks/
......He gon think he's pregnant when he have the feeling of 'defeat' from my 'kicks'


I'm rambo with a 'loaded' gun/
You gon get bleeped up in all 'rounds' like a under-prepared surgeon/
I've read your chart,you have a disease called losing...literally conceited in all battles since you were born/
...show pity,nah...I'll make you see 'disaster' with the 'arsenal' even when that replay of KOTD battle isn't on/


Pause,Who's back/he's that rude chap/
i spit that true fact/you about to get bodied in a few sec/
so move back/
cos my arsenal is bigger than toolz back/
......or else you gon start singing praises soon as my tools clap/

How you gon put me up with whiz/
cos its ironical i'm battling the least/
I'll just take him out with ease/
.....no punches,no kicks but still will be a success as i made him feel the impact of my whole elbow soon as lubricate it with grease/

I'm very sorry...please lets post tonight...

I'm IN

Singer, Brymo , has revealed he was never paid for his part in Oleku, a song owned by former label mate, Ice Prince.
The ‘Alajo Somolu ‘ crooner, who spoke with Sahara TV, said he was never paid by his then label, Chocolate City for the song.
He said:
“Remember Oleku right? I got no award for it. I was a fool, there was no contract”.
Speaking further, he said, as at that time, he was so broke, he basically lived off M.I another ex-label mae, who happens to be the president of Chocolate City now.
“Oleku was a pro-bono work for Chocolate City. I felt maybe because I didn’t have a contract and I was new, it was my trial period. So I signed a contract in April 2011 but nothing changed. The label didn’t provide money for upfront project recordings.
“But there’s always a way out of that. There are other musicians on the label. MI was the first to blow up and he had gotten a place. In that period, I was always at MI’s place.”
“In the case of the record label, the contract and the court injunction, it’s a show of shame. People will always smile at you when you do what they want. I was not in court when the injunction was given. If that’s how it is done in law, then we should scrap the entire constitution.
“Fortunately, it didn’t last very long. Eventually they removed it. Their aim was to prevent me from putting out my ‘Merchant, Dealers and Slaves’ album.
“Nobody will like it if I go back to Chocolate City. Certain things can never be really mended. You just have to go your separate ways. I’ve had more peace in the last few years

John Dumelo is a popular Ghanian thespian who is currently involved in Agriculture ...he posted this on his IG with this caption " I want to be the biggest livestock rearer in the whole of West aAfrica.