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Five pages wasted on an irrelevant topic.

Oluwatola5: Please you guys should allow the spirit of sportmanship reflect in your counter-posts, this is meant to be a planning thread for us to know what is new, what oughts to be done, what is the latest and the dos and donts of the whole interschool debate stuff but with the way this is going, it isnt encouraging anymore, besides, wasting of MB only to find out bashings is just so annoying, this is just the first stage of the competition, let our writeups, coherent points and well structured essays speak for us, and not this please.......



No one should pick offence in this please, it is just the way i feel.

To the greatest uites,u guys need 2 chillax on d boasting.Respect is reciprocal.It irks a lot of ppl(including me).
To all those who took offence,I apologise.

FrancisTony: please remember to give a space after fullstop.

Yessir.
Go and sleep.

Elliotwiz1: I would have joined you guys in underscoring blunders, but seriously there's no urge to do that. Maybe It's because It's too impish. Spits#

Bro,sum1 had 2 put them in their place.I admit dat I woz rude but there woz no time to be nice.

Editing is a serious job.

Damitism: @the great uites. Leave that guy alone! He's just one attention seeker. Let's hope he will still be around this time next week.

Ur chief commander has decided to withdraw from battle due to the irreparable losses suffered by ur skul.I'd advise you to retreat from battle because you have already lost.
GREATEST UITE!!!(Gbagaun paradise)
I hail you all.

matson247: .
Guy seriously you are nothing but a bluff

Ahahahaa i Resent your Foul Correction. Please Go and sleep i can see clearly that you are now feeling ''''Dizzy''''. '''''Team Uite'''.

U actually need d rest more than I do(Why don't you use fullstops where necessary?).Is dat wot they taught you in UI?

olalerey: HA! so u mean we've not earn it ....wat again do u want? bt i remember that human wants are insatiable! ...is beta u say d truth or else ALL LIARS SHALL PERISH

'we've not earn it' shuld be 'we've not earned it'
'Is beta' should be 'its beta'

FrancisTony: can't you write without using a pidgin, to know if you're perfect!!! And don't forget to be spelling words in full.
Gracias

'using a pidgin' should actually be 'using pidgin language'.

olalerey: Then you are not ready to be recognised cos it is only wen u giv d due respect to us ,dat is wen you wil move forward in ur sch

y wil i remove the 'a'?

#ogaloganje#

I'll give you your due respect when you earn it.

matson247: Please stop making all these threadbare statements.
The offer finally expired. Am so sorry for you Guy. No space for You in U.I. And please try not to be pessimistic about Urself. I will advice you to be Optimistic in everything you Do. Just try and Learn simple English not Pidgin. You can't even distinguish btw a correct english and an error. So sad.
The First and Best U.I

'btw a correct english'(can u pls remove the 'a'?)

Damitism: @king94. were? Jesus, forgive!! Now, I understand you better. You don't worth this argument at all! **Just gonna fold my arms and keep watching**

'You don't worth' should be 'You ar not worthy of'

olalerey: Ahahaha now i know dat u ar not a ready to compromise with ur boss(UI)


#GBAFUNOGAE#

'not a ready'(Can u remove the 'a'?)

olalerey: @king of delshoeites,So can you see things for yourself now ?

Yea.
I can see dat u nau consult d oracle over simple ish.

Damitism: Hmmmmmn! I thought you are a linguist but after carefully going through your posts, I concluded that you may have never even heard of the word linguistic. Well, ORACLE according to dictionary.com means:
1. One believed to give answers from the gods.
2. Wise person.

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So, I will advise you change that your village mentality about the word 'ORACLE'.

Wow
It seems u ar also a bad reader of ppl.I neva professed 2 being a linguist(I dnt knw where u got dat from).
'I thought u ar a linguist' should actually read 'I thought u were a linguist'.
'Never even heard' should be 'Never even have heard'.

olalerey: Which type of brush will he use? Even though u can even cum and learn d rudiments of English from we uites (The 2nd to none in Africa) Abi the profs that are taking d DELSHOEITES the use of English is not a product of this great UI?

Wit d 'engrish' I hv heard dis nyt,I'd lyk 2 pass up dat offer.

matson247: Pls do You want to Write Tortoise or What.
ohhhoohhoo seriously i don't Think you are even a student or an undergraduate.
Let me just advice You ok. Instead of You Picking Errors from every single word. Please First and foremost check Urself And Pick out Your errors. Can't you write or do without Pidgin making errors in your so called pidgin Portrays me as a UITE because we don't believe in your Pidgin World.
Wowowow a Class is Reserve For you in U.I in English Department okkk. Am only doing this to Help You. keep it up Bro. Don't forget U.I the First and Best. Delsu or Devil The Last and Rogue.

U can actually google 'tortuous'.
An undergrad isn't supposed to be making the litany of errors that litter ur work.
How do u expect urself to be taken seriously when u can't write good english?
Improve on urself nd stop taking it personal.

matson247: ohhhoohhoo seriously i don't Think you are even a student or an undergraduate.
Let me just advice You ok. Instead of You Picking Errors from every single word. Please First and foremost check Urself And Pick out Your errors. Can't you write or do without Pidgin making errors in your so called pidgin Portrays me as a UITE because we don't believe in your Pidgin World.
Wowowow a Class is Reserve For you in U.I in English Department okkk. Am only doing this to Help You. keep it up Bro. Don't forget U.I the First and Best. Delsu or Devil The Last and Rogue

My guy,if u ar proud of d errors dat u ar making,no p....
However,dis is an educational thread.
#brushupyourenglish.

FrancisTony: google will be of help!!

Guy,I don check am.Na 'de facto' nd 'ipso facto' I see 4 dia.
U fit xplain am 2 me sha.

olalerey: Dat's just the FACTO! i think we(UITES), we dont nid to argue wit dis 'DELSHOE' cos they are TOOTHLESS BULL DOGS THAT CAN BARK BUT CANNOT BITE!

Wot is 'facto'?

Damitism: How come "DELSU" and "DELL SHOE" sound the same? ****Thinking**** Is that possibly another word for poo?

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Well, since google can't provide any sensible answer, let me consult the oracle.

Nawa ooo.
U still dey consult oracle 4 the 21st century.
Greatest Uites.

Damitism: How come "DELSU" and "DELL SHOE" sound the same? ****Thinking**** Is that possibly another word for poo?

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Well, since google can't provide any sensible answer, let me consult the oracle.

Nawa ooo
U still dey consult oracle 4 the 21st century.
Greatest Uites.

matson247: Ahahahha Thank God You even realized U are nothing but The Last. Thumbs Up Bro. Why una don start denying ur school before the competition haaahha i can sense the feeling of tension in You sha. I will just tell you not to feel apathetic towards ur school Ok. I don dey pity Uuu shaaaa U eventually show Us That You are Not The Best And You are Even The Last. Feeling soo sorry for U. Delsu or wat Abeg Park Well ooooo. And dont be Scared We are Only Going To Give You Lecture so Dont be Afraid. We will Show You That No One i repeat Nobody can Stand Against The Best(U.I). Pls work on Your Morales Delsu.
Delsu - Respect Your Elders U.I is The Best And Not The Last.

Reading this writeup was tortuous due 2 d lack of punctuations nd ineffective use of it.
'Give you lecture' should be 'give you a lecture'.
'Una don start denying' should be 'una don start to dey deny'.
'Eventually show' should be 'eventually showed'.
How can u be making 'gbagauns' in pidgin english?
Ur situation is more critical than I initially thought.

FrancisTony: no gbaguan that fashions me against me/us shall prosper.

'fashions me against me/us'.
Chei!!!!
Don't u guys offer English at d 100L stage in UI?

FrancisTony: hope u bin use your shield is pidgin abi. I hear you

Guy,dat is student pidgin.U suppose undastand am nau(will u also call dis sentence english?).

FrancisTony: OMG, 2nd class gbagaun. Two in a row

Guy,na pidgin d guy dey talk.
U ar supposed 2 knw wen sum1 speaks pidgin na.That is not a 'gbagaun'.Try harder,bro.
May God bless ur hustle.

Fynestboi: *Carry chair sitdown*.. You guys can pick a topic and use that as a friendly match

U ar wicked ooo.
Do u want any more fatalities?
They hv disgraced themselves enof na.

Epaul: how pathetic! Haven't u heard that the best is, all too often, reserved for the last. For d fact u ar d first doesn't necessarily make u d best in situ.. 'i sense vast lacuna in ur mental acumen for asserting d above'. U and I knw skols that ar better than UI even though they aint d first so to speak in Nigeria.
I still dey laugh. Delsu may not be d first, Delsu may not be the second, Delsu may not be the best as it were but i assure u bro, i make it an open-secret to u that we have the applause of the public. u said u will defeat us in a flawless victory? If wishes were horses, beggars would ride..bt unfortunately urs its nt a wish, it is, on the contrary, a wishy-washy wishful thinking[/color] shey u ar d best? We ar waitin to see how u prove that on friday.

Choi!!!
See finishing.
Greatest Uites,where una dey?

Emzybrown:

Me sef shock ooo
Dat guy sabi grammar true true.

Damitism: I can't just stop laughing at these DELSUite or DEVILite! Well, thanks for giving me another armor! I will surely use it against use on d D-day!

'use it against use'.Nawa ooo.

FrancisTony: you dumb sha. Go an' prepare for your debate/essay and stop blubbing jhor.

Its nt my fault dat ur guys ar fallin ur hand here.

matson247: [color=#990000][/color] The first and the Best University in Nigeria. The only Premier University in Nigeria. We Uite are saying in Unison Voice To Delsu. ''''' We will honourably defeat You, Don't be Surprise when we achieve a Flawless Victory, That is Why we are Called The First And The Best''''''
Greatest Uites
i see You francisTony

They will nt be 'surprise'.They will be 'surprised'.Why do u also use 'we' for 'uite' which is singular.I pity una on dat dai.