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Farinaija: I really dont have any peculiar christmas stories o.
All my christmas celebrations are always annoying cause of the kinda people i hav around, sometimes i even wish to stay back in school you know.
But u were talking about rumours earlier Attai.
Have u heard d one dat they said ehmm one shouldnt stand at the doorways in the evening or else evil spirit will konji you.
Rumour 7 ehen that if u sweep ur house in d night, you are,sweeping ur future children.
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if u use a long stick to draw a long line from anywer u picked it to ur house, u re giving a big snake d directions to ur house

Sorry for the wasted time.......



I ran into Mary's house atleast I was allowed to go there in other not to create enmity between two neighbors. Mary saw me and ran out from the kitchen to meet me. I explained everything that happened to her, she said that i shouldn't worry.

Later that day, around 6:30pm, some guys were playing Super Mario game close to our house and the price was #1. I asked my mum for the money but she refused. So i went to the sitting room to meet my dad and ask him but i made a mistake. I didn't either call my dad outside or whisper it to him. Rather, I loudly told him about the game and the price...


sorry its short i m busy nw...later

d dodo wey I don jam na guava stick nd cutlass dy dere hand.. if dem chase u catch u na flogging of life b dat... guy continue abeg

Beauty Jacobs: Ok now i c. I jus made a statement dint mention ur name. Or do u think am referring 2 u?

maybe

this happened wen I was in primary 1 nd my young wu z also involved was in Nursery 2 ....
we came home late from school nd my uncle was angry with me nd started flogging me.

I tried to explain but no way. Anytime I talk, he will slap me,flog me, kick me and tell me to shut up. To make the matter worst, the girl that caused the beating, reported me to our aunty that I slapped her on her eyes.
Immediately she heard that, her ears sprang up like a dog that has just seen a cat. She collected the wire and started flogging me, warning me that I should never touch her daughter again, I told her that I was looking for her for like one hour but didn't see her. When I saw her, she was playing ten-ten, I called her but she snubbed me and continued with her ten-ten then I started dragging her but she was slapping my hands so I had no option but to calm her down with the slaps.
As I said "NO OPTION", the fire in her became hotter than the fire that Shedrach, Meshach and Abednego were thrown inside. At that point she would have killed me if she had the permission. She was using her strength to flog me and u know that if dem use strength flog e no dy pain so I was just looking at her sweating profusely.
Just as she was about to stop, an Uncle of mine that was in school just entered there and then I knew that I was in it. Before he entered, my body was already full of 3D Aso Villa architectural design. After dropping his bag, he asked what my offense was. My Uncle explained that I came back late.
The guy just vex like that and WOWed me with a slap and I was really impressed. He said he has discovered that I have made bad friends and they are stopping me from coming home early, that I have started begging for food in their homes. I was once again impressed as I was counting the number of times he had stayed with us and men I wanted to clap for him for the lies he just dropped. Well to round it all up, he made the fence surrounding Aso Villa visible on my back after flogging me.

Beauty Jacobs: C gobe o. Are u jealous?

jealous?.....wu

I wish I could write sumtin down still thinking

360prince: . Collect 1000naira go buy for my LADY "BEAUTY......JACOBS"

smiles *thinking* "omo see mugu" san juma

+KINGADEMOs: Why you no go miss when you ran away from Prince kingdom?.
Sha. Your front seat still dey [/b][/quote]I just dy observe...make I go buy pop corn wu cares for one

hmmmmmmmmm I ve missed alot... wats trending

martha: m following it

she z following [b][/b][i][/i]

hustler anthem: This prince na learner joor..wey u,come finish dis ur story quick b4 u dey claim sick.u need beta flog o dis boy.u dey shame to Bleep?

sorry to ask bt guy do u know dat he had accident nd is just managing to update while recuperating, haba give him some credits...

Beauty Jacobs: Baby, wats d problem, hope ur ok

rub am for body well well him go heal at once...

the tory don finish since o

prince ve bn quiet for long

tochstorm: thanks man. it seems he missed that part.

u re most welcome

Dennyzgenius: u missed it bro! We have yellow pythons... If u haven't seen it, i have.. Perhaps he does nt nid 2 b a science student to knw abt pythons..... 1nce u have been 2 d east precisely, pythons re common animals i.e they re seen mre often..... No b 2day talk b dat 1... Princee... Biko ur next update!!

d science part is abt d pole bro

ibro360: super story

abeg write papa ajasco