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I just dey imagine Sharia constitution in Yoruba land . E go dey too funny because :
-You can't stop a Yoruba man from liking faaji & owambe.

-You can't stop a yoruba man from drinking beer.

-You can't stop a Yoruba man from lodging in a hotel with someone's wife

-You can't expect Sharia court to judge domestic cases involving a Yoruba Christian vs a Yoruba Muslim

-You can't expect all Yoruba women in Oyo state to start wearing hijab in order to hide their natural endowment (big yansh) that God gave to them.

Sharia cannot work in Yoruba land and I urge all well meaning Yorubas to kick against it.

South Africans and killings na 5 & 6.
That south African wife of his needs to be questioned. Rip man..

Flangelo12:
They are sexual deviants.

Let's be clear, it isn't their being gay that makes them molesters and monsters.

There are countless articles of heterosexual couples who are just as despicable.

You just dey talk rubbish while defending those sick homos.
Every homosexual man is sick in the head because that's some unnatural bullshit any man has to indulge in.
What is it with homos and trying to drill shit from the smelling hole of another man?
I'm so glad Donald Trump won this year's election because that will reduce or put an end to the LGBTQ madness in the USA and the world at large.

JoeEeL:
Lol @ content creator.

He's also a musician o 😊

That man is not a MUSICIAN & does not understand music.
He is WACK!!

Hand don touch am!
But seriously, all these content creators need to mind the way they tarnish people's image for content.
No be everybody get joy. See the case of "Niah", the Jamaican tiktoker who got sh*t & k*lled on TikTok live for calling out some gangsters just for content creation and followers.

Akpi needs to thread carefully.

Tinubu Amoda Ogunlere,the fake Mobil Accountant brought nothing to this country order than sufferings and hardship even to his own people .
See how people are dying all over the country because of free rice that won't be more than a small paint bucket per person .
Meanwhile prior to Bulaba`s administration ,Nigerians used to share cooked rice ,stew and chicken meat to their neighbors during this period because the economy was good .

Na wa oh!

Mumu people embracing a foreign religion while abandoning their aboriginal "Ifa" religion despite the poverty in that state.
Meanwhile the real custodians of that foreign religion are in their forests kidnapping and killing them on a daily basis.

Spanishmilf:
dont use this brain to cross road

Stop quoting me with a smelling mouth. You sick murda4ka.

SUNNINO:
Na one sided game, Benin men are more Rugged. Every tom,fick and Harry rugged you,no value for system over there.

Oga if you never live for PH before, comot body! The fact say Benin boys dey kpai demselves anyhow like flies no make dem more rugged.
This game na 99 percent intelligence and 1 percent ruggelity oh!
Na this OT dey make rugged men to see their children's children.

No dey suck Toto, una no dey hear. Now you see your life. See how you dey Waka about with puss and smelling mouth.
You know your immune system is under attack when there is inflammation on your soft tissues (ie inside your mouth)
What you have is one of the symptoms of lupus.

Mumu talk from a 40 year old whiskey drunkard. Yet a mere Civil servant whom you made a Governor Don collect Rivers State from your grip.

Abeg park well.

Wike should just give up already! Asides GRA-GRA, he isn't smart politically. Asking his loyal Rivers lawmakers to defect to APC was his biggest political blunder which will hunt him through out his political career.
Was he under the influence of 40 yr old whiskey when he made that decision? Oh! that's why I hate Alcohol & stick to my KUSH only cuz alcohol makes you take fvcked up decisions.

The same way Wike was used as a mole to destroy PDP, that's how Gov. SIM Fubara would use Chief Emeka Beke to destroy APC in Rivers State.

This dude really learnt from the best.

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If you are a PH fella on this forum, Abobi RUGGED YOU!

Nifemy4:
sorry , i don't understand why you are livid, but i reside in rivers state, i live and i work here.

The face your damn business and sholve your opinion inside your anus you Amala munching b#stard.
You dey advice Tinubu at all?

"Religion of piss " my ass

Something wey men Don dey suck for ages, licking round the vulva, tongue-fucking inside the vagina and suckin the clit like piom-piom na em you dey yarn okpata like this?
But I agree with you sha! Some ladies veejay na safe haven for all types of bacterias, fungi and viruses and they smell terribly bad like ogiri when they off their pants.
Men should thread carefully oh!

RandDigital:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Pz9iY09BA?si=IOIJucrev-gW7YOR

Chris Brown's first of two concerts in South Africa went without a glitch on Saturday evening at the 94,000 seater FNB Stadium (Soccer City) in Johannesburg.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX5qVNjkhys?si=X6ukvI-oZ3ZsY_il

This despite a petition that had been brought forward by an anti-GBV group, Women for Change, to have the US artist banned from SA for past incidents of violence. The petition received over 50,000 signatures.

The second concert will hold on Sunday at the same venue.

As una dey groove and enjoy unaselves, una no like am?
This is the same Chris Brown you guys wanted to bury alive because of his past oh. You south Africans should stop being hostile towards your fellow black folks in order to make the continent a better place for us all.

A305:
I am currently unmarried but my method has never failed me. Be careful on how to use this method and your partner has to be onboard because, you need her to constantly give you update about her circle (when she sees her period and when it stops.)

First of all; know how many days her full circle is. (From Day 1 to the last day.) Some girls has shorter cycle, some has longer while some has irregular circle. Girls with 26 days and less are considered short circles, girl with 27-30 days are considered normal circle, girls with 31 days and above falls into the category of long and irregular circles. So do your due diligence to familiarize yourself with her circle. Study her for at least 3 months/3 circle.

Secondly: when you know her circle, she should tell you when she begins her period and the day she sees last flow ( I said last flow NOT spotting ooo), after her last flow, you can have raw s ex with her for 7 days after her last flow.

Thirdly: count back from her day 1, (day1 was the day she first saw her period), then count to day 14. Day 14 is usually her most fertile day during ovulation, DO NOT ATTEMPT to have sex with her 3 days before day 14 and 3 days after day 14. Then after Day 17, wait for another 5 days to begin raw s ex with her.

If you practice according to this strategy, NO unplanned pregnancy will occur. The only disadvantage of the strategy is; you don't get to have s ex often but it works. If you want constant s ex, then strap up with a condom.

Na who and you get time to follow woman dey count 7 abi 14 days period shii? Me I dey just chook prick & cum inside whenever konji hold me & whenever madam dey in the mood.
Na mother-earth dey decide when belle dey enter & e dey work for us.

dominique:
So it's harvested from dirty, muddy waters and some people cook it with it's shell🤢. Where is Otako community?

Na wa for you oh! It's obvious that you are not from the Niger Delta region. Do you know the number of times we wash it clean until the water is colorless before we put it in the pot?

Hahahaha!, Even the OP knows that this is a wrong information.
Black south Africans hardly own shops. They wait for other African immigrants to own shops then they create riots just to loot and destroy the shops owned by other hardworking Africans.

Rubbish!

One of the cleanest pre-facelift xc90 out there. Happy sales!

Meti99:
I laugh when I see people rallying to bring back Jonathan.
A man that spent 6years in office without any viable innovative direction for Nigeria.
Tinubu is more of a visionary strong leader than any past president Nigeria ever had.

Those singing for Jonathan are doing that because they could sense he is a weak man.
They see him as a man they can easily manouver.

Tinubu will still win him hands down anytime anywhere

YOUR BRAIN IS LOCATED INSIDE YOUR ANUS.

MadamVanessa:



It's ironic that the same state that overwhelmingly voted for the dullard of daura are now flooding their state with Goodluck Jonathan's pictures. What exactly do they want Jonathan to do? They chased him out of office, seeking to destroy the country, and their goal was achieved when the cow from daura took over, only to pass on the baton to another ineffective buffoon from Iragbiji.

To Goodluck Jonathan, I say this, you've earned a good name for yourself globally, and you'll lack nothing until the end of your days. If you were to reenter politics, I'm confident you'd emerge victorious. However, sir, I implore you, don't get entangled in Nigeria's chaotic politics again. You're bigger than them. I have immense respect and admiration for you.

Keep your advice to yourself. Or better go and advice T-pain.

This OP is into scat fetish. See wetin a full grown man siddon dey imagine even for this T-pain economy.

Lioness5280:
LMFAO. I wonder why Nigeria doesn't look like a place filled with hardworkers even after the long stay of whites prior independence and their long exit since the 60s . Infact the place is getting hungrier and more underdeveloped . I wonder where all the hardwork is going into 😏😭😂

Na who be this slowpoke? Have you ever been to Nigeria? Despite the bad leadership, Alot of Nigerians still work hard to put food on their tables and make things happen for themselves.
If south African population is up to half the population of Nigeria then the whites allow you black ugly & lazy mofos to run your economy, u guys would have been cooking and eating yourselves due to laziness & full blown Aids for Don kill una finish.
Because all you south Africans know is to lazy about, drink all day, take drugs, commit rape and hate your fellow hardworking African brothers who come to hustle in your country.

These lazy and ugly south Africans saying they hate Nigerians is laughable
People wey, if no be the whites wey Don capture their country, that place for look like a shit hole due to their laziness and lack of foresight.
Nigerians will continue to pepper you Murda4kas. Idiots.

Yes! Fully supported. Ban every form of noise pollution who don't love peace.

Agbadorians and idiots who don't have brains to think are the 2 categories of people who will believe this news.

That is why it is not good to masturbate to porn movies.
You could also be jerking off to a dead porn actor's or actress's porn clip. And that's fvck*d up

Agozskey:
I broke up with my ex 3months ago and it has not been easy for me emotionally, but I just had to break up with her because she was wrong in all aspects and I couldn't continue the relationship any longer... So after the break up, 3 days after we broke up she posted a guy on her status and she has been doing dat... She posts different boys and those stuff... So, 2weeks after the breakuo, I stopped viewing her status and decided to move on and distract myself and which is working for me, I decided to travel to osun state to meet a friend for like 2weeks to distract myself
.. But, me thinking dat my ex has moved on or she moved on faster that's what I thought... But, since we broke up she views my status everyday and she views dem like d speed of light... Immediately I make a post on WhatsApp, she's always the first to view it... She also used her mom's phone to call me 2weeks ago, she called me three times but I didn't pick up because I am already moving on...

Pls, what does it mean if my ex views my status immediately I post every single time...

Oh Boy Rest! You have not moved on.

AmazonTopaz:
I didn't want to respond to you because I realized that your comprehension skills is very low so let me break it down for you.

I am an advocate of people getting what they voted for. That's why Democracy is a good thing. What that man will get is what he voted for.

End of discussion.

Sisi with high comprehension skills I hail oh!
You voted for whom you thought was the better candidate and that man did likewise.
You think the incoming administration will fail like the current administration who left the real issues Americans are facing for LGBTQ rubbish?