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RandDigital:
You invented poverty before SA? What an achievement Mr Rice Stampede-gerian 👎🏾😂😂😂

But you posted this shit here as an achievement & made it seem like a young south African just invented something huge.

After receiving backslash from Nigerians, you are now shifting the goal post.
I can't believe south Africans would be celebrating "wrapping a notebook with calenders & KFC papers" as an achievement in 2025.

You people are pathetic. SMH!!

RandDigital:
One young man has captivated South Africa's attention with his genius hack, which has gone viral on social media.

The boy's creativity, as seen in an online clip, left South Africans in awe after he used KFC packaging to wrap his school books.

@somilazweni's resourceful act was shared on TikTok, where the student proudly showcased his neatly covered books, sparking admiration and conversations about innovative ways to save money.

The video has over 900,000 views, 89,000 likes and 1,790 comments.

SA schools reopen for the first term of the year on January 13.


INEXPENSIVE WAYS TO COVER SCHOOL BOOKS

Back-to-school expenses are often quite high, so to ease the load, one can use these budget-friendly ways to cover school books using recyclable materials in the house.

Newspaper: Use old newspapers as covers. They are affordable, eco-friendly, and can be decorated with markers or stickers for a fun look.

Brown Paper Bags: Make use of brown grocery bags as durable book covers. Cut them to size and personalise them with drawings or labels.

Recycled Calendar Pages: Large, vibrant calendar pages can be repurposed into beautiful, functional book covers.

Reused Wrapping Plastic: Save plastic wraps from packages or other items to use as waterproof book covers.

Old Magazines or Posters: Use large pages from old magazines or posters to create unique covers.

Gift Wrap: Repurpose leftover gift wrap to add a colourful touch to school books.

Whenever your south African men are not raping people, gulping alcohol or taking drugs, they are busy inventing rubbish that Nigerian boys, now men did 27 years ago with their notebooks when still in primary school.

If not for the white people that refused to leave your country eh, u ugly folks would still be living on trees and in small huts because y'all lack innovative ideas.

Now take this mediocre invention out of this Blog and go post it in your kwa-Zulu natal blog where your types would celebrate this rubbish.

temitope27:
WHy can't you shut up and develop your own country, mumu

I support S/A sport minister on this

Afonj@.

These ugly south Africans should first solve the high cases of violence and rape against South African women by South African men in their country as well as discrimination against fellow Africans in their country (Xenophobia) .
Charity, they say begins at home..
Lazy mofos..

Kreesxxx:
His other brothers and relatives including his community are from Imo State while he is from Rivers State.

Are you not confusing yourself with this statement?

This was when Volvo made safe, boxy, rugged
and strong cars.
You didn't include the fact that this rugged Volvo model used to be very Loud and Noisy especially the 244 GLE.
As a young lad, we used to know when our neighbor is coming back from work even when he was still 3 streets away.
You'll hardly see people driving this model for personal use, those still on the roads are used by boarder smugglers, converted pickups for carrying building materials to sites and for Ambulances(Dead bodies love them)

Volvo cars from yr 2000 till date are more silent with durable engines, still hard body but riddled with sensors here and there that our modern day mechanics a.k.a "Kazeems" would find too complicated.

Amoda 'Yekini' Ogunlere just dey make me laugh.
Why him no wear military Camo, carry one rusted AK47 and lead the troops to the Terrorists den in Sambisa.

Iceking1:
I so desperately wish that I'm In your situation, It'd have been a lot better than what I'm currently going through.

I do take tramadol every single day of my life, two days ago I decided to quit for good, I didn't take my usual 400mg for 24 hours plus, and I was literally dying, I nearly got accident when I was on the road driving, when I got to my destination, I couldn't sit, I had to look for somewhere to lie down for as long as I could. I also forgot to mention that two days ago when I refused to take it, I could not get up to charge my phone or long the doors before retiring to bed, I left the door and protector open because I was feeling too weak to stand up.

It's also note worthy that I sex on a daily basis, there's no day on earth that I don't have raw sex with different prostitutes, In which I normally take tramadol 400mg, two guiness stout, two black bullet, one Jekonmo or Kondo, fearless and two Vega 100.

These are my daily combo, I mean I take all these combinations every single day of my life. Every blessed day of my life.

I feel for you man but that issue of having raw sex with different prostitutes is another form of addiction on it's own.
You need to fight that addiction because you are putting your health at risk.

Don't you feel discomfort like burns, itches etc in your genitals after having raw sex with them?

Any move to remove that Togolese/Iragbiji born drug baron & drug addict from Aso-rock & replace his cocain-sniffing ass with a competent Southerner to complete the 8 years of the South is a welcome development to me.

Life no suppose hard like that.

Let them buy Dildos and vibrators.

Life no suppose hard like that.

May we not birth daughters that will put us to shame.
Amen!

Asking for forgiveness after stealing the nation's common wealth.

Dey play.

Omoawoke:
This your government hard oo… which kind K-Pain you be like this 😫

Goan marry.

Omoawoke:
All this ones no concern me my oga,

I go send you dm Biko, please na that feeding of me and my village dey most important

That would ONLY be possible if :
*you humble yourself and admit that you have a problem & you are a sicko!
*Send me a mail that includes an evidence of you visiting a psychotherapist for a session.
This would mean you are making an attempt to change your ways & your life is heading somewhere...

I'm generous as I have an NGO which specializes in charity work & service to humanity BUT I don't fund people's unhealthy lifestyle with my money as that is against the ethics of my NGO.

When these ones were still junior officers, na dem their Oga been dey use to disperse and shoot at civilian protesters wey been dey protest for their rights.

Now dem Don see as e dey be.

They should go to Buratai abi Lagbaja's house to protest and stop constituting nuisance in the FCT.

Omoawoke:
This one na Baltasar Pro oo

Omoh

OK! You have just spotted your fellow sick type & see how your body dey sweet you. Hahaha! What an achievement!!
Your parents and the society must be very proud of you.
You have just made it in life abi?

You are a Sick Man!

The world would be such a peaceful place if all Islamic terrorists world - wide are irradicated and exterminated.

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I swear! Donald Trump's presidency may not favour Tinubu at all.

After Trump's swearing in, alot would be revealed & exposed about the true identity and past criminal history of the man in Aso-rock.

The Democrats / Obama who brought in APC into power are out.

Omoawoke:
Mr sober reflection, you are one of these two things or both

1. A hypocrite who is worse offline but come here to talk like a Mr righteous
2. A loser both online and offline with zero achievement

My guts tell me you are both of the above

Una go pretend pass, yet porn industry is flourishing and hookup is on the rise everyday.
Then who are those patronizing these industries?


Your pastors book private trip to island to do all sorts of sexual fantasies.
CEOs and achievers spend their most on sexual pleasures
Your politicians are fucking every girls in different cities
Your celebrities smoke weed and Bleep anybody they want
Football stars are banging across countries

But you lowly hypocrite holy holy morafucker come here to blame me for your misfortune

This is you here who created a nasty thread on sexuality which you eventually ran away from because of cowardice

https://www.nairaland.com/5198560/

You this sicko-wierdo good for nothing nitwit.
Na untop this your sick and filthy sex matter dey make you foam in the mouth like an imbec1le?

E pain you so tey you go dig up my 2019 thread. Hahahaha! You Agbadorians will never sieze to amaze me.
I go feed you and your entire lineage and it won't scratch my wallet.

Dude, 2019 to 2025 = 6years. People grow, evolve and mature within 1 year talk more of 6 years and I'm not excluded.
At this stage of your life na weird sexual practices be your problem. OZUOR!! No go find woman marry. Na HIV/AIDS go kee you there.

A Mumu & a h0rny barst@rd like you na person mama, pregnant wife, sister and other disgusting acts dey hungry you fvck in the beginning of a new year when you haven't fixed up your sorry low-life.

No worry, na so one sicko somewhere go fvck your mama and all the females in your family join & use am brag like an achievement like you.

Keep your sick and disgusting acts to yourself. You be Mumu.

We just entered a new year and look at what is in this op 's empty brain.
This is a period of sober reflection, prayers and accurate planning for the new year yet your mind is filled with these filth.

Na wa oh!

This Libanese man like this ehh, after nysc na NNPC straight.

Biodun556:
This was Jonathan. He did many things unprofessionally.

What is Amoda Ogunlere, the Togolese/Iragbiji druggie doing professionally?

Keep typing rubbish with an empty stomach you hear? Agbadorian!!!

Chai! This one wan offload all him family problems through this motor oh!

It is well...

Thunder fire this Ikwerre drunkard wey dey talk this rubbish.

That is how Tomorrow, He will say Tinubu didn't make him a minister of FCT. That he fought his way to become a minister.

Agbadorians, una see una mentor??

Biodun556:
In reality, Northern Nigeria is just two; North East and North West. North Central or the middle belt in most cases aligned with the south.

Most of the North Central States either voted for Peter Obi or Tinubu in the last election.


North East and North West alone can not achieve outright victory for a candidate without the support of other regions.

God willing, Tinubu stands a good chance of re-election.

As election approaches, he will make naira to add value and petrol prices would have fallen and that would pull more supporters for him.

Agbadorians and delusion na 5 and 6.
I'm sure you are still a kid who doesn't understand how Nigeria works or you are just plain Stupid.

Since when North Central and Middle belt begin align with the south?

I don't trust this Clown. He is definitely cooking something in Rivers State and Fubara should better watch his back.

R/State Assembly members defection Supreme Court case Loading.....

AMODA! AMODA!! AMODA OGUNLERE!!!
How many times did I call you?
You are destroying this country oh!
Just only 2 years and everywhere don Burst.

Nigeria is not Togo where your father originally comes from.
Be careful

Wike always say; Fubara betrayed me!! Yen yen yen,.
** Meanwhile it was chief Mbata who introduced Wike to Odili & he became a local Government Chairman. He betrayed & discarded Mbata.

** Although Wike and Magnus Abe were instrumental to Amaechi becoming a governor but it was Amaechi who nominated Wike to become a minister (Education).
He betrayed Amaechi, seized power & became a governor.

** Patience Jonathan endorsed and supported Wike to become a governor after she fell out with Amaechi. She gave Wike the federal might and Cp Joseph Mbu to unseat Amaechi's preferred candidate.
Wike later betrayed Mr. and Mrs. Jonathan.

** Wike, after his 2nd term re-election had series of Appeal and supreme court cases against Tonye Cole, the APC governorship candidate of Rivers State. Wike rigged that election with an overwhelming evidence but guess what, Justice Mary Odili being a Supreme Court Judge influenced the judgement in Wike's favour.
Wike later betrayed Mr. and Mrs. Odili.

** Wike is a serial betrayer who has betrayed EVERYBODY who helped him in his political career but guess what, Agbadorians who have never left the borders of southwest would sit in their huts and start calling Fubara a betrayer.

It is well oh!

The less people you chill with, the less drama you deal with.

We RULE!!!

Still on the festive season groove and walahi, Chicken don tire me already because I have had enough of it.

So today I decided to get a giant salt-water fresh fish( don't know the name though but it's bigger & sweeter than Croaker fish) & it contains alot of oil .
My woman prepared fisherman's soup with enough periwinkle (isam) and fresh prawn (oporo).

I had to eat it with Eba & downloaded it with a chilled bottle of Star Beer.

Happy new year guyz!