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[quote author=Osyabj post=62439153]Obi has NEVER won any election. Ever

OBJ used his blackmail on the judges to install obi. The second election was a total sham.

Am not sure you are an Anambrarian, if you are then you have never participated in any election exercise.

This news is fake. I live at Oguta road. There was no single shot of gun today.

Please send details to my email, kingcalipha@gmail.com

Good morning fellow naira landers. I want to get a loan from bank for investment, but a part of me is being skeptical. So I would love to hear from people who have gone this path before share their experience.

Eight things you didn’t know you could do with human sperm
George Dvorsky
8/27/12 1:00pm
Sperm are single-purposed: They're optimized to get to an egg and inseminate it. But that doesn't mean there isn't more to this cell than meets the ovum. Sperm, along with its travelling companion, semen, are surprisingly versatile and adaptable substances. Here are eight unconventional things you can do with human sperm.
1. Skin softener
Sperm contains an anti-oxidant called spermine that is thought to diminish wrinkles, smooth the skin, and help with acne. Looking to take advantage of these much sought after attributes, a Norwegian company called Bioforskning (you can't make this stuff up) has synthesized the compound and is selling it as a facial cream. These, uh, spermine facials cost $250 and can be ordered through Townhouse Spa, or for $125
Graceful Services.
2. Cooking
Those looking to take their culinary skills to the next level should check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called Natural Harvest, a collection of semen-based recipes. The book description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
This book hopes to change that.
Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
3. Painting
Artist Martin Von Ostrowski is known for using bodily fluids as his paint mediums (including his infamous portrait of Hitler made from his own excrement). Back in 2008, Von Ostrowski put out an exhibition at the Gay Museum in Berlin in which he featured works painted with his own semen. A single painting requires about 40 ejaculations, which, given the size of the exhibition, suggests that he needed to ejaculate at least 1,000 times. Impressive! Von Ostrowski is able to keep these large quantities of sperm fresh by freezing it.
4. Invisible ink
Back during World War I, the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) discovered that semen could act as an effective invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that chief Mansfield Cumming (yes), was "making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University." Rumor at the time had it that semen worked particularly well, and follow-up studies showed that it did not react to the usual methods of detection (including iodine vapor). It was also readily available for any intrepid secret service agent willing to make the sacrifice. The practice went into use, but it was noted that on at least one occasion that an agent had to be reminded to use only fresh supplies of the "ink" when people started noticing an unusual smell.
5. An anti-Depressant for women
Another potential application for semen is its use as an anti-depressant. This idea is quite controversial — but there is a modicum of scientific evidence to support it. A study done back in 2002 showed that women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers concluded that this was on account of mood-altering hormones in the semen being absorbed through the vagina — and that they had ruled out other explanations (New Scientist didn't entirely agree — proposing a number of their own). That said, as Jesse Bering has pointed out, "there's good in this goo":
In fact, semen has a very complicated chemical profile, containing over 50 different compounds (including hormones, neurotransmitters, endorphins and immunosupressants) each with a special function and occurring in different concentrations within the seminal plasma. Perhaps the most striking of these compounds is the bundle of mood-enhancing chemicals in semen...Such anxiolytic chemicals include, but are by no means limited to, cortisol (known to increase affection), estrone (which elevates mood), prolactin (a natural antidepressant), oxytocin (also elevates mood), thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent) and even serotonin (perhaps the most well-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).
6. Ovulation control
A recent study at the University of Saskatchewan has discovered that a protein in semen acts on the female brain to prompt ovulation — and that it's the same molecule that regulates the growth, maintenance, and survival of nerve cells. As a result, it's very possible that semen acts as a hormonal signal, working through the hypothalamus of the female brain and the pituitary gland. This in turn triggers the release of other hormones that signal the ovaries to release an egg.
7. Help with morning sickness
Okay, this is probably the last thing a woman is thinking about when she's suffering through morning sickness, but psychologist Gordon Gallup at SUNY-Albany, a male member of the human species who specializes in human reproductive competition and behavior, is suggesting that MouthAction could serve as a kind of cure.
Gordon theorizes that expectant women become ill and vomit because their bodies are rejecting the sperm's genetic material as something foreign and unfamiliar. His idea, which was presented at 2012 Northeastern Evolutionary Psychology Society, suggests that women can build up their immunity by ingesting the sperm of the baby's father. Gallup's conclusion is a bit hard to swallow, but there's also a scientific study supporting the idea that MouthAction can reduce the incidence of preeclampsia in pregnant women.
8. Archival storage of information
In what gives new meaning to the term "hard drive", human sperm — a transmitter of DNA — could be used to store information — a lot of information. We recently reported on a breakthrough by Sriram Kosui and his team at Harvard and Johns Hopkins in which he devised a technique for archiving information in DNA. The process, which takes advantage of DNA's data sequencing attributes, could be used to store as much as one petabyte of data (one petabyte = 1,024 terabytes) in a volume of 1.5 mg of DNA. Because genetic information can be packaged in three dimensions, that equates to a storage volume of about one cubic millimeter — so you'll finally have a secure and ironic place to store your massive digital porn collection.
Soon you'll be backing up your hard drive using DNA
Think the memory card in your camera is high-capacity? It's got nothing on DNA. With data…
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please what is the cost of registering a business and what is the cost of getting a nafdac number?

please how much does it cost to register a business in Nigeria, and how much does it cost to get a NAFDAC number?

AtlanticBreeze:
what do you know is the truth onuku?

Aturu sokwunyeru ewu.

AtlanticBreeze:
Get out of here with your useless propaganda, peter obi is wasting his time.. We are still waiting for him to officially announce his defection to apc. shameless cunny thief

oga i never said i was supporting him for any political office, am just telling you the truth. if it hurts you so much, get a map, get a car and drive to hell.

deji15:
All you read in the newspaper are not facts. There was never anytime Lagos Government ordered for the arrest of beggars.
Hypocrisy is your bane. Kwontinuu..

Thanks for reminding me who am discussing with.

deji15:
http://247ureports.com/2013/08/13/evidence-gov-peter-obi-deported-29-beggars-with-children-to-ebonyi-akwa-ibom-in-2011/

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/208700-tax-debt-firs-seals-peter-obis-company-companies-lagos-kano.html

All you read in news are not fact.
There was never a time Anambra state government ordered for the arrest of beggars.

deji15:
So all the newspapers dey lie? But Obi company did not deny that they are owing now.

I dont need to explain anything to you.
I just told you what you need to know, take it or leave it.

deji15:
Has unpatriotic Peter Obi paid his company tax debt of over 10 years?

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/208700-tax-debt-firs-seals-peter-obis-company-companies-lagos-kano.html

Tax Debt: FIRS seals Peter Obi’s company, other companies in Lagos, Kano
August 16, 2016
Bassey Udo

The Federal Inland Revenue Services (FIRS) on Tuesday stepped up its tax enforcement duties, shutting companies in Kano, Lagos and Onitsha for outstanding tax liabilities.
In Onitsha, the warehouse of Next International Company was sealed. The company is owned by former Anambra Governor, Peter Obi.
The company has tax liabilities of N20.4million. The breakdown showed that the company has failed to pay Company Income Tax, Withholding Tax and Education Tax since 2006.
In Kano, the FIRS enforcement team, led by Umar Garba, sealed Sani Brothers Transport Company Limited, Triumph Nigeria Limited, Multi System Nigeria Limited and NorthWest Cable Manufacturers Limited.
The companies are owing N12. 3million, N6.5million, N3.3million and N5.8million respectively.
At each of the company offices, Mr. Garba read the relevant laws empowering the FIRS to shut down operations.
He also told staff of the companies that he was relying on figures from the FIRS.
In Lagos, the enforcement team sealed the offices of Secure ID Limited, situated at 2 Olawale Dawodu Street, Ikoyi, over a tax debt of N151million.

oga talk wetyn you know.
Obi nodey owe any dime on tax plus next ware house onitsha was not shut down cos of tax evation.

deji15:
But Peter Obi deported Cross Rivers and Ebonyi states indigene. Is that not hypocrisy? Playing politics with National Unity.
This is what disqualifies Peter Obi from any National election. Peter Obi is a tribal bigot and a tax dodger. Very unpatriotic

Chisos!!!
Where you from hear that one?
Why una dey do like this nah?

asha90:
This is a substandard culvert Okorocha is building in Owerri but he deceived poor Imolites that this is a tunnel. What a useless state.

The road really looks so substandard.
Biko imo state unu amazina aka