Benita27:
E dey smell.

are u sure?

Benita27:
Same with the sperm.

painment

Eight things you didn’t know you could do with human sperm
George Dvorsky
8/27/12 1:00pm
Sperm are single-purposed: They're optimized to get to an egg and inseminate it. But that doesn't mean there isn't more to this cell than meets the ovum. Sperm, along with its travelling companion, semen, are surprisingly versatile and adaptable substances. Here are eight unconventional things you can do with human sperm.
1. Skin softener
Sperm contains an anti-oxidant called spermine that is thought to diminish wrinkles, smooth the skin, and help with acne. Looking to take advantage of these much sought after attributes, a Norwegian company called Bioforskning (you can't make this stuff up) has synthesized the compound and is selling it as a facial cream. These, uh, spermine facials cost $250 and can be ordered through Townhouse Spa, or for $125
Graceful Services.
2. Cooking
Those looking to take their culinary skills to the next level should check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called Natural Harvest, a collection of semen-based recipes. The book description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
This book hopes to change that.
Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
3. Painting
Artist Martin Von Ostrowski is known for using bodily fluids as his paint mediums (including his infamous portrait of Hitler made from his own excrement). Back in 2008, Von Ostrowski put out an exhibition at the Gay Museum in Berlin in which he featured works painted with his own semen. A single painting requires about 40 ejaculations, which, given the size of the exhibition, suggests that he needed to ejaculate at least 1,000 times. Impressive! Von Ostrowski is able to keep these large quantities of sperm fresh by freezing it.
4. Invisible ink
Back during World War I, the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) discovered that semen could act as an effective invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that chief Mansfield Cumming (yes), was "making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University." Rumor at the time had it that semen worked particularly well, and follow-up studies showed that it did not react to the usual methods of detection (including iodine vapor). It was also readily available for any intrepid secret service agent willing to make the sacrifice. The practice went into use, but it was noted that on at least one occasion that an agent had to be reminded to use only fresh supplies of the "ink" when people started noticing an unusual smell.
5. An anti-Depressant for women
Another potential application for semen is its use as an anti-depressant. This idea is quite controversial — but there is a modicum of scientific evidence to support it. A study done back in 2002 showed that women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers concluded that this was on account of mood-altering hormones in the semen being absorbed through the vagina — and that they had ruled out other explanations (New Scientist didn't entirely agree — proposing a number of their own). That said, as Jesse Bering has pointed out, "there's good in this goo":
In fact, semen has a very complicated chemical profile, containing over 50 different compounds (including hormones, neurotransmitters, endorphins and immunosupressants) each with a special function and occurring in different concentrations within the seminal plasma. Perhaps the most striking of these compounds is the bundle of mood-enhancing chemicals in semen...Such anxiolytic chemicals include, but are by no means limited to, cortisol (known to increase affection), estrone (which elevates mood), prolactin (a natural antidepressant), oxytocin (also elevates mood), thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent) and even serotonin (perhaps the most well-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).
6. Ovulation control
A recent study at the University of Saskatchewan has discovered that a protein in semen acts on the female brain to prompt ovulation — and that it's the same molecule that regulates the growth, maintenance, and survival of nerve cells. As a result, it's very possible that semen acts as a hormonal signal, working through the hypothalamus of the female brain and the pituitary gland. This in turn triggers the release of other hormones that signal the ovaries to release an egg.
7. Help with morning sickness
Okay, this is probably the last thing a woman is thinking about when she's suffering through morning sickness, but psychologist Gordon Gallup at SUNY-Albany, a male member of the human species who specializes in human reproductive competition and behavior, is suggesting that MouthAction could serve as a kind of cure.
Gordon theorizes that expectant women become ill and vomit because their bodies are rejecting the sperm's genetic material as something foreign and unfamiliar. His idea, which was presented at 2012 Northeastern Evolutionary Psychology Society, suggests that women can build up their immunity by ingesting the sperm of the baby's father. Gallup's conclusion is a bit hard to swallow, but there's also a scientific study supporting the idea that MouthAction can reduce the incidence of preeclampsia in pregnant women.
8. Archival storage of information
In what gives new meaning to the term "hard drive", human sperm — a transmitter of DNA — could be used to store information — a lot of information. We recently reported on a breakthrough by Sriram Kosui and his team at Harvard and Johns Hopkins in which he devised a technique for archiving information in DNA. The process, which takes advantage of DNA's data sequencing attributes, could be used to store as much as one petabyte of data (one petabyte = 1,024 terabytes) in a volume of 1.5 mg of DNA. Because genetic information can be packaged in three dimensions, that equates to a storage volume of about one cubic millimeter — so you'll finally have a secure and ironic place to store your massive digital porn collection.
Soon you'll be backing up your hard drive using DNA
Think the memory card in your camera is high-capacity? It's got nothing on DNA. With data…
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CEOJAMIENAIJA:
A girl posted a picture on Social Media of her boyfriend's sperm on her face.

She claims it aids the growth of a smoother skin.


What won't we see on the internet?

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/08/girl-rubs-boyfriend-sperm-on-her-face.html

and what's wrong with it? its her face and she knows what she wants. I need me a gal like this... sperm should never be put to waste.

ANRET:
are u sure?

Even you know it smells. Tell yourselves the truth.

This one weak ooo!!!

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

I throw cap for u oooo.... experience count but shows maturity

idoncare440:
yes ofcos n u were d one d@ poured it! lobatan so no more hiding in fact lemme make it mo louder *SHOUTS* hello house....did guy was d first n only person d@ poured sperm on my face oooooooooooooooooooloooolkk!

funny u....

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

Lol. Before you refer to your BF thing as 'smelling' first look at yours especially when aroused with its fluids. Then understand the real meaning of 'smelling'. Live in glass house and avoid throwing stones.

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

U Don smell plenty ones abi to arrive at this "reasonable" conclusion... I guess??

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

hahahahahahah see this things are true reasearch have proven it..

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

normal sperm does not smell but bad ones do

Smh..Nija girls bloody hypocrites,see them taking sh*t and a lot of them swallow Cum like their life depends on it,yeah this lunatic of a girl shouldn't be posting something this gross on the Internet but these females be talking as if they angels

stormborn28:
I throw cap for u oooo.... experience count but shows maturity

What experience?.
I'm speaking the truth even though guys are denying it.

Do it in d corner of your room, why post it online. Awon omo jatijati.

Click my signature below for quality loafers

eejo:
normal sperm does not smell but bad ones do

It isn't an offensive odour. That cum has a natural odour.

[quote author=CEOJAMIENAIJA post=59099173]A girl posted a picture on Social Media of her boyfriend's sperm on her face.

She claims it aids the growth of a smoother skin.

This kinda post makes the Internet DISGUSTING

Martin0:
hahahahahahah see this things are true reasearch have proven it..

I know it's natural but guys are denying it.

pweshboi:

U Don smell plenty ones abi to arrive at this "reasonable" conclusion... I guess??

I did my findings before speaking out.

Fabulocity:
Hay god! What sort of iranu is this?? What is wrong with this girl for goodness' sake! That dirty thing thing that's filled with disease and viruses? I won't be surprised if the next day maggots starts coming out of her face! Tueh! This is the most disgusting thing I've seen this year. Jesus should come and take us already mehn! God forbid! *Pukes*

Its "dirty and contains virus", yet it's used used in making babies. Guy, reason naa. Don't u think it's a very valuable liquid

SICK CRAP!!!!!!

Fabulocity:
Hay god! What sort of iranu is this?? What is wrong with this girl for goodness' sake! That dirty thing thing that's filled with disease and viruses? I won't be surprised if the next day maggots starts coming out of her face! Tueh! This is the most disgusting thing I've seen this year. Jesus should come and take us already mehn! God forbid! *Pukes*

come to think of it, u are a product of dis same sperm. LoL

Benita27:
What experience?.
I'm speaking the truth even though guys are denying it.

for u to know u must have had contact somehow somewhere

Benita27:
It isn't an offensive odour. That cum has a natural odour.

Sperm researcher 001

Just imagine the way our ladies here are lying,they all claiming to be maria now....


I have heard ladies saying sperm is good for skin but medical it is good for the skine infact it has so many purpose...

In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called
Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to
diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with
taming or preventing acne.

I wonder why ladies can never admitt to some certain things but when it has to do with men u will see dem opening their wide mouth...

stormborn28:
for u to know u must have had contact somehow somewhere

Of course.

Benita27:
It isn't an offensive odour. That cum has a natural odour.

u go sabi catch ur husband

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

. Yeah yeahh

How did u perceive the odour, through mouth,nose or your Vijay?

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

Benita27:
I know it's natural but guys are denying it.

don't say guy,ladies too are also denying or are u saying ladies don't squirt

have you guys not heard of sperm being used to cure stuff like pimples and acne. it even makes your face smoothed and soft.
a little goggle search will help.