Ttipsy:
why will you people kill the hippo?
It’s sad

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I asked myself same question until I found myself in those areas. Between August and September is when the Hippos there nurse their youngs and you have overflowing river banks.
You could walk for hours partly submerged in swamp. Hippos leave river banks to farms and swamps until the overflow recedes. This is how you have beef with Hippos.

What you're reading on this news isn't new, you just get to see it.
In Yauri,Shanga,Koko and Jega the humans and not Hippos are endangered.

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I can relate... The last time I was in Kebbi state, i used the waterways frequently, travelling between 3 local government areas and canoeing to and fro Niger state. It was then the reality NAT GEO hit me. I met fishermen from Yauri and Shanga who lacked limbs due to Hippo attacks. If you see the manpower needed to kill a Hippo compared to how effortlessly these Hippos chew off human limbs ehh you'll know that Nursery rhyme about Hippos was a setup.

Can I setup social media accounts with the phone numbers you provide?

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Some proteinous palliative to go with the Rice and Garri.

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Ideally, the producers of these 'spiritual' materials should be ashamed of themselves and try as much as possible, avoid an escalation of the matter to ICCPC.
Spiritual and holy items being sold fall under the purview of the relevant regulatory body for each product type. Even Ikogosi and countless other natural water springs packaged for consumption are regulated and standardized. If your water can heal, fine. Show NAFDAC how you pack it and proof it doesn't compromise human health then proceed to ICCPC and prove the spirituality of your product and it's benefits over every other product out there..

These religious leaders themselves deserve stringent regulations. I even suggest by the ONSA.

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FG knows what it's doing. Dangote will be fronted now as the the cause of the current rise of prices then still claim financial obligations to other partners. Why is NNPCL claiming 'broke' and why do international media care all of a sudden on Dangote's matter

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Watching this video and I'm all emotional and teary-eyed Like WTF?? Some lecturers have abused their positions and failed to make the impact that they're supposed to and brought shame to the noble profession.

God bless this man and reward his appreciative students.
God bless Nigeria.

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And WAEC thought they're the only one with a candidate having a name that looks like geopolitical congress 🤣🤣🤣

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Our president is 'concerned' about the economy, let's wait for him
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This is long overdue. Meta needs to pay for its atrocious conducts. Sadly, FCCPC and the powers backing it are a toothless bulldog. All barks no bite.

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As much as I respect people's right to gather and protest peacefully, I see absolutely no reason for someone to leave their house at the heel of a bomb blast and extant curfew to protest. By default, the situation is in the hands of the military in the APR of an active military campaign. It's suicide and it has taken its course.
RIP to the deceased.

blacknp:
Sorry for you in your faint imagination, mixed up in a misconstrued outlook, which has lead you to false expectations.

Your country Nigeria will land a man on the moon by 2031 & you blindly believed the rhetoric, then you come & start wailing blame others?

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Read, reread and read again. Seems you fell from the moon. What's it like in 2031??

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Na where Buhari stop im wan go continue.
Nigerians don't worry. He'll return with extra cash and old train wagons as oyoyo.

Una neva see anything

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They didn't divert, they redirected.
Masses wey neva see garri chop dey find rice

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Dey play.

Just. Dey play!!!

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If it were EFCC na to do 1 quick photoshoot and then you pay for logistics and inconveniences then return home.

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They said Jagaban is a master at this game called politics. As commander in chief the failure of your lieutenants is your failure.
1 year in office and you can't show a tiny impactful policy or even a minor progress.
How you influenced your vote is not my problem. My problem is how your supporters sleep and wake in hunger and still "give you time" to actualize your plans. LOL.....
Hunger was the manifesto, they didn't see it.

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Sir Dangote isn't far from the truth. What amazes me most is someone who uses these adulterated products coming online to defend the appalling rubbish that NNPC and it's cohorts are doing.

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May the labour of heroes past not be in vain.

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If dem like make dem increase hashrate and gas fees come still add validator fee and stake rewards, what I know is; if we don't take control of the mining and mineral industries in this country, our children will look at us as useless tools. That even depends on having the children cos with the current nature of things and the economy having a child now is almost a sin.

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Desperate Atiku. If it doesn't benefit his political ambitions then it becomes an unpatriotic act. Someone who couldn't sympathize with his mate that fell off a staircase is seeking our votes so he can also doze and fall off.

As it it so eh, APC will rule till the day a formidable opposition party rises. PDP is as dead as death, it is only a social gathering of political orphans and old, toothless Bulldogs. In fact, ekuke.


Twitter opposition that could do better selling memes on the internet

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Got this all around the house. Serves well when used with little normal tomatoes.

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To God be the glory, their big sis is being dragged by portable

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...with post-colonial as$-licking? Yes

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Dem tell you say money loss you say money no loss e yo!!!

CBN can strangle Binance from now till eternity, we all know where that money is. If you can't find it don't claim to be looking.

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The only governor who does and let you talk.
His colleagues just love airports, Europe and the feeling of actually doing something reasonable. Eventually they still look up to Lagos.

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If not for the innocent people being killed, dreams being snatched and grounded economy, these renegade boys' scout persons don't qualify for a terrorist organization talk more of a militia. If not for the lack of political will and bigotry entrenched in our system these ones could be flushed 100% by the Police alone. Even their illiterate brothers in Zamfara and co boasts of more coordination and terror. Which one be say terrorists dey chop human flesh when Army never begin chase dem.

Una too joke for this Naija.

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Iran is the super power military in the middle East. The NATO bloc, Eastern Russian,China and Indian knows this. Even Saudi Arabia knows this fact.

Iran doesn't only boast of the capabilities in weapons but in the covert management and funding of their proxies such as Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis etc.

The U.S doesn't want to risk a regional war as it will further complicate things for Isreal who is currently locked in a battle with Hamas. And the U.S fears prolonged war.

Iran knows this so, they flexing their muscle to show dominance in the region.

This man!!!
They don't know na. I wonder how an adult literate enough to constantly throw hate over an issue like this without even showing commonsense to the the reality of situations.
This typically relates with the recent leak from the German Defense Ministry. Everyone is afraid of these guys who have cut themselves from the dollar because with every sanction, every intelligence, every propaganda, man outsmarts man.
Some of them are here shouting religion, fake news, insults, hate.... from IDP camps and serious economic torture without concern.

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Una sure say na NA personnel beat this one?? I'm very certain the police officer tried to "show" himself to the army personnel in mufti.

You don't just park anyhow at an army checkpoint talk more of brigade HQ. Even if na commander in chief you be army go use your eye show you pepper.

Get well soon sir.

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From all indications Ghana is more prepared for the competition. Drop the ball and blow the whistle and off they go. Unfortunately I can't say same for the other team looking like they're more prepared for the Paris Fashion Week or freelancing for Gucci.

Naija all the way.

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E remain make special investigator tell us say dem tiff eNaira.

Wetin we no dey use wan dey jump pass USDT.

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The award for luckiest man of 2023 goes to this guy...

From impeachment scare to swearing in celebration!!!