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queencalipso:
Ok

Yeah babe, expecting to see my moniker as the nairalander you would want to have a one night stand with. lol

BTW, how is your day going?

Wow, so there is an educative thread like this and it didn't make FP?
Farano, lalasticlala, mynd44, where are thou?

titi4fola:
Yeah, it's been a while. How've you been doing?

I have been cool and working very hard, and you?

Sent you countless messages on Bbm and none got delivered. would have called you but couldn't, I guess you know why?

I have missed you love!

queencalipso:
Hi!! What's happening here?

How are you doing love? Its called slum book, why don't you go through it and fill yours?

prettyAdaolisa:
[b]name~Adaolisa

Age~gals hate telling off their age uno

Occupation~student

Are you single, dating or married ~all of the above

Those u like on Romance Section~laveda,mcbrooklyne,smellymouth,queensuccubus,makydebbie,mimzyy,Lezz,jeffryjamez,Kingrex,Onstelly,

Those u dislike on Romance section~nil

Those u find annoying~jesusboiy,

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)~dominique...

Those you follow and wish follows you back~nil

Why do you follow the people you follow~cos they followed me...

NLer that has sent u the most PMs~seun

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.~dont count..

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting~firstking01

Which Romancelander is fake.~falconey

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date~lalasticlala cc berlyn

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on~nil

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)~

Your favorite Romancelander(s)~smellymouth,mimzy,
Makydebbie,itspuffpuff...
Your favorite mod~mynd44

Funniest Romancelander(s)~mrcork,adaksbullet,fairlyusedpant...

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads~explorer

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk~ haven't been there for ages..

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?~naijaboiy,sandoski(miss u hun ),obtbully,erniesmallz...tosyn2much, kinginvahala

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. ~nil

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life~ ireneony(u are damn to open gal!)

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date).~nil

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life~onstelly love

NLer(S) you consider smart~diddydiva

NL member that tries too hard.~sexkillz

NLer(s) you find intriguing~mekydebbie

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer~

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section~none

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.~ a secret,don't wanna spill it out

Who do u often agree with~nil

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)~niiiiiiiil!

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)~niiil

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy~stfuareuGod,berlyn...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).~itspuffpuff

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag~airforce1 [/b]

How come I am just knowing that we aren't on good terms anymore? I though we were.

TamedWolf90:
Me Wolf too small?? You, Godwin use your own hand say I too small?Lol.No wahala sha..Pray make I no remember you for who you really are...For thinking I set the playground for you sef... What was I thinking? I see all your footsoldiers ,hahahahhahaa...Some people go dy form Boss for their Boss sha...Have fun,I go dy here when the chicken comes home to roost.. We will know who betrayed who...

Ohhh, God, wetin they worry you na? you they mad abi God they punish you father? na me you they threaten? wetin they cause all this rubbish, na see finish?

Just imagine what this thing is typing, you my boss? you set playground for me? when did all these happened? or you smoke?

prettyAdaolisa:

Did I mentioned you with a smiley? why is your reply a smiley? or you re shock and same time surprise that king mentioned you and said hi?

Hi pretty love, xup with you? @queencalipso

falconey:
lol there is always negative connotations in cliques, it takes a courageous and magnanimous leader to control the atmosphere and put everyone in his or her place.
handle the conspirators or traitors if any, if not your nemesis will leverage on it.

i'm holding up boss and you?

The emboldened and many more I know and that's why I don't give traitors second chances, and for those that are loyal, I will surely take them along to heaven or recommend them to God for their goodness and mercies they did on earth when I was with them, this they also know, I have always been a loyal leader to the "loyals" and a backstabber to the traitors, no time taken chances, and it has been working wonders. hehehehe

I am very good sir, all thanks to God Almighty.

TamedWolf90:
[i]Hahahahahahahaahahaha
Kids of these days though... A king indeed...on a forum? I knew you were stupid but had no idea you also couldn't see your death when you see it...me traitor,Hey Mr,I made you and let you take all the glory and you here playing to the screen like you always do...

Dont worry, im sure you still remember who you are adressing...Keep going with these and i will show you whose Game you have been playing....

A whole king? Do you even know what a whole means? You dy reason me your blood dy quick hot...no worry, We will see who truly see who the traitor is..Your day of reckoning is coming..you made me your enemy and that will be your biggest mistake.[i]

Abeg jump enter lagoon and stop crying, you too small!

Hi love, longest time! @titi4fola

falconey:
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heheheehehe, I they tell you bro, too many Judas, but, the good thing right now is that every trusted allies has been put in diff locations, so info comes in plenty, even when these Judas least expect.

How far na?

EmperorKross:
Guy i don tell you before, you no fit be like King Solomon.
No amen

Hahahahahaha, bros either devil like it or not, me must break that record o.
No Amen? awwww, so you want them to slap me? what are brothers for na?

[quote author=TamedWolf90 post=51756247][/quote]Wetin they worry you na? na me you they use pix they illustrate for? or make a whole king like me they fear? Abeg nor let me vex this night o, you know me so well say my blood they quick hot. Or you think I nor they aware of all the fvcking politics you tried to play behind the scene just to make and bring you top?

Oga, you know me so well, I have so many trusted nairaland allies, nothing make anybody they try to plan against me as far nairalanders they involve make I nor go know.


VOTE FOR ME AS THE LEADER AND LETS MAKE GODWIN AN ORDINARY MEMBER IN THE GROUP

This is your word to some of them, or have you forgotten?
A KING doesn't give a traitor a second chance, that's what played out, live with it or die with it!

Refiner, how are you? @prettyadaolisa

Wonderful!

EmperorKross:
Hahahahaaha. Arab people wey wan slap you plenty ooh, dey wear Cheek-guard commot everyday ooh

My brother the thing tire me o, they wan just use slap send me go my early grave, when I never dig reach 2000 pvssies. their plans nor go work in Jesus name, Abeg help me shout loud amen.

falconey:
Nairaland need upgrade, I didn't get any mention despite appearing twice in the slum of a slut. diddydiva I will rip you to shred without lifting a finger.

my face? Face of elite lwkm, face that despise ugly hoe who wears her grandmother's gown. please let my day of reckoning come soonest.
You are a worthless piece of trash, the only valuable thing in your life is your pussy and it cost only 8k for a lifetime. Diddydiva you are an outrageously bovine execrable parasite and a wearisome intellectual constipation of the century.

Awwww, na another person Pikin you just sentenced to death by words?

TamedWolf90:
Name: Chimebuka

Age: Wise

Occupation: I mAke Moves/Entrepreneur

Are you single, dating or married : Dating

Those u like on Romance Section: Mysticgal,cherryice,iamnawty etc

Those u dislike on Romance section: Nobody

Those u find annoying: we all here to have fun

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): mysticgal,dominique

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Nobody

Why do you follow the people you follow: They are different

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Can't say

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. Less

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: No one

Which Romancelander is fake. Don't know

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Twaci/Ireneony

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: mysticgal/Dominique

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her).. funny how its always the both of them,they are just different

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Them plenty sha,Emperorlee, maxi112,Sinai,msdelilah,iamhatey/nawty,Prestigerhyme etc

Your favorite mod: I don't have favourite but I like mynd44

Funniest Romancelander(s): Smellymouth,who else?

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:Don't really check monikers

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Mysticgal,Girl360,Bibijay123

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?Msdelilah,She will know better/Mysticgal: She never cared/show concern

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. :I'm introverted so anyone that is.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Kinginvahala

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date).: Ivy/Dominique/Onstelly

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life; Lots of them

NLer(S) you consider smart: League of Monarchs

NL member that tries too hard. : Tosyne2much

NLer(s) you find intriguing: lots of them,Jarizod I see you/Nancymathews/Sweetilicious

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: LA click,LA bend

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: can't remember

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Any stupid person

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: Ireneony/Mimzyy/Lalasticlala/Seun

Who do u often agree with: Nobody

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Have you seen Ivyy?

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Lawlahdey

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess Smellymouth..

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: Them no reach

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag
Iambush

Lol, wetin I come do you na?

Tafari1:
Bro, wetin be spicy alt?
How your day go

Are you on whatsapp or I should send you via pm?

QueenSuccubus:
The KING of Kings of Nairaland has spoken.. I HAIL THEE

Even synzu will tell you that the title, "KING of kings" belong to me, and no one else. hehehehe

adewumiopeyemi:
baba i sight u 2017 wil be a Gud year for us bro

I greet you too boss!
Whats popping?

Divay22:
***********

Done and thanks!

Smellymouth:


Name==> AHMID

Age==> Old enough to know better, still too young to care..

Occupation==> Ritualist (Oguego)

Are you single, dating or married
==> I am as single as single can be..

Those u like on Romance Section==> The list is endless (Mimzyy,DaddySLY, naijaboiy, Vanquay, STFUareyouGod, Laveda, KingRex1, TrapHedges, Mrcork, Emperorlee/Emperorkross, Lawlahdey, makydebbie, ellacute45, lovelygurl, teeghurl, Twaci, skarlett, Ishilove, adewumiopeyemi, Aderola15, Creamish, Joseph1832,Ls0fdk, comradespade, BEENUEL, iykekelvins, Iamkingzlee,obontami/Mrobontami,suzan404, Sleekyshuga,dollyjoy, obtthesubtle,sinaj,Jixnation,MzLarem,kisschrix) etc.

Biko, the list is endless..

Those u dislike on Romance section==>I don't waste my time disliking people, I just forget about them and move on..

Those u find annoying==> I honezzli don't care..

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)
==> Too numerous..

Those you follow and wish follows you back==> Shey followers dey bring money?

Why do you follow the people you follow==> Matthew 4 vs 19 =="And he said to them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."

NLer that has sent u the most PMs===> I can't remember..

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.==>E be like say these ladies think say I am married.. Pls o, start sending PMs..

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting
==>

Which Romancelander is fake.==> N.P=> Vector(IDGAF)..

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date==> Rokiatu..

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on. ==> LoL..


why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)==> Wait, lemme ask Amadioha or Ayelala..

Your favorite Romancelander(s)==> The peaceful ones..

Your favorite mod==> Dominique..

Funniest Romancelander(s)==>Mrcork, McBrooklyn,Kinginvahala, Jarizod, Papikush..

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads==> Explorer, Leriebloom, skarlett, Twaci,Biafrabusboy..

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk==> Colik,mysticgal..

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?
==> Sandoski.. Life goes on..

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. ==> Sandoski..

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life==> JESUSBOIY..

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date).
==> Ermmmm...

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life==> Mimzyy, Suzan404, DaddySLY,Sleekyshuga,Lsofdk, iykekelvins, Laveda, Dollyjoy , ellacute45, fumee, KingRex1, teeghurl, misshatey, iamnawty etc..

NLer(S) you consider smart==> Naijaboiy, KingRex1, DaddySLY, Lsofdk, STFUareyouGod,Kinginvahala,Leriebloom, skarlett, thesonofmark,lezz, Obtthesubtle, Sexxkillz, lovelygurl, neyoor,mimzyy...

NL member that tries too hard.==>

NLer(s) you find intriguing==> farano, Leriebloom..

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
==> "Peppersoup Logic.. "

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from==> Sexxkillz..

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section==> Mimzyy..

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.==> mamagee..

Who do u often agree with==> Emperorkross, JeffreyJamez ..

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)==> Demiladegold..

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)==> None.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy ==> DaddySLY (much love bruh..#NoHomo#),Laveda, Aderola15, Lawlahdey,KingRex1, suzan404, Iykekelvins, Iamkingzlee, Emperorkross, STFUareyouGod, ellacute45, Twaci etc..

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).==> BBMPIN (E nor go better for the babe when break your heart..)

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag==> Douchebag kor, Doucheskirt ni..

ALAGA 1 of the universe, for this I am given you 2 babes. hahahaha

comradespade:
Name ==> QUOYUM
Age ==> -700
Occupation==> Yahoo Yahoo
Are you single, dating or married
==> complicated
Those u like on Romance Section ==>
The list is endless (Mimzyy,DaddySLY, smellymouth, naijaboiy, Vanquay, STFUareyouGod, Laveda, KingRex1, TrapHedges, Mrcork, Emperorlee/Emperorkross, Lawlahdey, makydebbie, ellacute45, lovelygurl, Twaci, skarlett, Ishilove, adewumiopeyemi, Aderola15, BEENUEL, iykekelvins, Iamkingzlee,obontami/Mrobontami,suzan404, Sleekyshuga, obtthesubtle,sinaj,Jixnation, jarizod, MzLarem,kisschrix etc.

Those u dislike on Romance section==> who dem epp
Those u find annoying==> airforce1
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)..- sir smellymouth and baby sinaj
Those you follow and wish follows you back ==> later
Why do you follow the people you follow ==> can't u understand simple English I said LATER
NLer that has sent u the most PMs ===> I can't remember..
How many PMs do you get on average in a day. ==>plenty plenty but I just don't know ma gmail acct
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting
==> none, I luv dem all
Which Romancelander is fake. ==> don't have encounter with any of them
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date ==> all of them ladies with nice round barca
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on. ==> let me search my dictionary for the meaning of crush
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) ==> u blind read wetin dey up there
Your favorite Romancelander(s) ==>
sinaj, smellymouth with markydebbie
Your favorite mod ==> let me run for my life
Funniest Romancelander(s) ==> smellymouth McBrooklyn,Kinginvahala, Jarizod, Papikush..
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads==> Explorer and tosyne2much
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk==> AHMID, LA VIE EST BELLE
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reasons
==> don't have
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. ==> Smellymouth
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life==> point of correction, the nlander that I wish to punch in the face is airforce1
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date).
==> sinaj
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline
or you've met in real life==>
lot of them....
NLer(S) you consider smart==>
mimzyy, smellymouth, jarizod, jlopez, iamhatey/nawty
NL member that tries too hard. ==>
NLer(s) you find intriguing ==>
smellymouth
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
==> Foolish fool
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from==> myself
Who do often disagree with on Romance Section ==> none
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. ==> none
Who do u often agree with ==>
ermmmm...
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) ==> sinaj, laveda, markydebbie
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) ==> None.
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy ==> ,Laveda, Aderola15, Lawlahdey,KingRex1, sinaj smellymouth, jarizod, Iamkingzlee, Emperorkross, STFUareyouGod, ellacute45, Twaci etc..
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). ==> BBMPIN
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag ==> mtcheww

I sight you boss, after you na you jare!

Divay22:
but i can't pen down my whatsapp number here

I just gave you another mention!

Hi Bae, what about given it here and modify your post after I have gotten it? @divay22

Nutase:
bros I dey sorry for you do o. By the time these NL predators go snatch your beautiful232 for your eye e go do you like film.

When big boys begin shower her with expensive gifts na you go come NL open thread about how girls dey unfaithful when na you open the door of temptation to her. Some of the temptation self I no say u no go for resist am.[/b]

HBD beautiful232

Lol, the emboldened is quite funny, mostly the big boys showering her with gifts part.

Anyways, thanks a lot for your advice and wishes towards her.

beautiful232:
you have made my day, made me laugh a thousand times
and trust me....I appreciate this...
kizzes

Don't worry, we will continue ours in the other room. lol

Chikelue2000:
let's keep our fingers crossed then

Hmmmmm, it seems someone plans opening a birthday thread for another come June 2017. hmmmm. lol

naijaboiy:
Chai! I for like carry you go somewhere make you flex your birthday but make I respect myself.

Before your boo come for my head.

See this my guy o, you think say na only your head I go break? I go slice your throat join sef. hehehehe

richommie:
LOL

SPEAKINGS!!!

EASY OOO


Meanwhile. . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. . .WULLNP

#YOLO

Hahahahahahaha, I will be easy bro, I promise!

falconey:
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Ohhhh, you were referring to what that thing said? who takes him serious? do you?