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Divay22:
delta

Let me drop you a HI on whatsapp, do you care?

Divay22:
nope....just saying Wat i saw

where in south do you reside?

Kingsasian:
alright bro. Enjoy your day with your bae.

Hehehehehe!

beautiful232:
awwww, thanks so much my love...GOD bless you so much.....

Even when you re silent, your silence speaks louder than a microphone because your words comes with love, care and Whatnots.

Divay22:
I noticed that almost all the guys and girls here are single..hmmmmm,not dating, not married.........lemme reserve my next word and see if someone might just prove me wrong

Do you want to date us?

SINZ:
Last year, roughly everyone wanted to slap Synzu but this year, roughly everyone wants to read what he has to say. That's the power of re-invention right there.

Thank's guys, I really appreciate. God bless and prosper us all! Amen.


Kinginvahala, are we really that alike?

Adewumiopeyemi Falconey Mcbrooklyn Lastking147 Traphedges Queensuccubus Jarizod Enybliss Daddysly. Thank you all so far!

If I didn't mention you, I'm sorry, but when you have too many monikers its kyna hard to keep up. Bless you anyway.

Happy 2017 in advance!!

Lol, I think its not just glaring but also clear.

falconey:
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Wetin they make you laff oga? lol

Kingsasian:
ok, I changed my number.

Ohhhh, you see, it isn't my fault bro. I will mention you in an isolated thread later.

Maxi112:
emboldened. I won't reply you, I will pass

why not ask her to do the thanking herself, over taking is allowed

yeah, wish you all this best in your relationship....

lol, bro atleast you knew the endless list na, lot of them tried.

She will come do it herself later but soon, she is damn busy at work right now.

*Lips sealed!*

Kingsasian:
longest time o. Na now I see wetin make you forget your guy na...lol

awwww, boss no na, I can't abandon my own oga na. I sent you a message on whatsapp since God knows when but I nor see any reply from you.

naijaboiy:
Lol...so only you wan dey handle that thing?

Bro, isn't it written in the bible that its one man, one wife?

Stretchi:
Uw king

Thanks man!

Maxi112:
that thanks isn't accepted by me, hope you know why


that ass no be for here oh you got eyes for hug things, I gave up long time ago for you


cool man, hope you had a great night rest?

Hahahahahaha, how do you want the thanks bro? just tell me and you would get it, you na my real guy na.

lol, she is damn blessed and flawless and deserved been celebrated, that's what I am doing. You know me so well na, always go for the best. hehehehe

Yeah, I did and hope you too?

soberdrunk:
You 4 just drop her number make we just help you call her, greet her say "just to wish you Happy birthday oooo!! Dubai or Seychelles?

Enemy of progress, oga, your plan nor go work o. hahahahah

Kingsasian:
bad guy, hehehehehehehe

Otemwen, how far na? Longest time!

I sight you senior boss, good morning! @hungerbad

Stretchi:
Hmmm this babe is blassed mehn,I mean blessed,Happy Birthday.

yeah she is damn blessed, and thanks on her behalf, bro.

Maxi112:
looooooolz

jagaban1 of the whole universe I sight you bro.


happy birthday girl.

My brother from a diff parent, thanks on her behalf.
xup na?

naijaboiy:
Hehehehe....Oga e never reach that one na!

I am just celebrating with her.

Boss, wish her and go, continue staying is a threat, me they fear you oh. hehehehehe

naijaboiy:
Hehehe

HAPPY BUTT-DAY girl!!

Hahahahaha, my guy you better remove your eyes from there o before I call ayelala for you

[b]Another year has passed for you, sweetheart;
It's time to cut the cake and celebrate.
And once again, my love, I start to think
Of things about you I appreciate.

It’s your birthday,
but I’m the lucky man
who got to be with you for another year.
It’s your birthday, and the older you get,
the more wonderful you become.
It’s your birthday,
and I’m privileged to share the years with you.
It’s your birthday, and each year
I find the depth of my love for you growing.
It’s your birthday, and I look forward with joy
to each day knowing you
It’s your birthday, and I wonder how I got along
for all the birthdays I didn’t know you.
It’s your birthday, and it’s amazing
how easy and enjoyable it is to be know you each day.
It’s your birthday, and no matter what fate has in store for
us,
I know it will be a pleasure to spend life with you.
It’s your birthday, but I got the gift--
You in my life for another year.

Your birthday marks another year together;
Such happy times, I couldn’t ask for more,
Spending precious minutes, hours and days
With you, my love, whom I cherish and adore.
We’ve shared so much, we two, in love and friendship;
Each day our bond just seems to grow and grow.
I always want to be right next to you;
To be with you means more than you can know.
You’re always there for me with a loving smile;
I’m never happier than when I know you’re near.

It means so much to have you in my life;
Your loving care fills up my days with pleasure.
Your warm and giving nature helps create
Close, special times together that I treasure.
I live within a safe and steady world,
Because you love me unconditionally.
Your easygoing ways mean that I'm blessed
With peace and joy and blissful harmony.
To me your birthday is a precious day;


FROM THE DEEPEST PART OF MY HEART TO YOU MY FLAWLESS BEAUTY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY![/b]

Name - King Godwin

Age - Getting older by the day

Occupation - Computer Programmer/Analyst/Consultant

Are you single, dating or married - Too many females in my life, hahahahaha, just teasing. Anyways, I am single because I decided to be, atleast for now

Those u like on Romance Section - All amiable ROYAL MAJESTIES MEMBERS and others too numerous to mention

Those u dislike on Romance section - Who have the time to dislike faceless beings

Those u find annoying - None

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to
what they have to say) - Synzu/Muva

Those you follow and wish follows you back - Will their following back end our current recession?

Why do you follow the people you follow - Maybe because they seems worth it

NLer that has sent u the most PMs - She knows herself, I don't kiss and tell, only boys do

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. - One and sometimes none

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid
quoting - Cutehector or what's even that stvpid boy new moniker?

Which Romancelander is fake. - I don't know because its only few I have seen and these are the ones I can pass judgement on.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand
with if given the chance but won't date - Skarlett(damn serious about this, I wanna fvck you!), mimido2, kenonze and redgem

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on - Hahahahaha, just too many. There re lot of good ladies on Nairaland that are worth it.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you
to him/her) - I didn't mention a single moniker

Your favorite Romancelander(s) - All ROYAL MAJESTIES MEMBERS

Your favorite mod - Who are even the mods on Nairaland?

Funniest Romancelander(s) - This recognition goes only to one person, my real guy, smellymouth

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads None

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk - It was that of laveda, can't remember the last time I read anyone's diary though

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't
anymore. Reason(s) why? - Quite a handful. I don't tolerate nonsense, you try me, I make you past.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite
similar to yours. - It just has to be synzu/muva

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life - None

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one
whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss,
sex or date). - Rosalieene and Laveda

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real
life - Lot as offline friends and I think about 4 or so I have met.

NLer(S) you consider smart - Muva/synzu, Laveda and all ROYAL MAJESTIES members

NL member that tries too hard. - Who cares!

NLer(s) you find intriguing - Emperorkross, smellymouth and all ROYAL MAJESTIES members

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another Nler- Can't even remember if there are any

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from -
Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section - Don't have time for that anymore

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get
to know each other. - Mimzyy

Who do u often agree with All ROYAL MAJESTIES MEMBERS

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) - Juliaan

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) - None

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy Smellymouth, emperorkross and all the guys in ROYAL MAJESTIES

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who
takes things too serious). - Don't know

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag

[quote author=Mimzyy post=51698497][/quote]Madam mimzy, how come I am still hunting you after so many months? Don't hate me dear, hate the game we all played.

And, what you stated can never happen, you slap me? lol

dollyjoy:
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Name: Itz Mhiz Joy.


Age :15


Occupation : Student/working


Are you single, dating or married : quite complicated


Those u like on Romance Section : Mrcork, Laveda, vizkiz/papikush, Obiorathebully, makkydebie, Berlynn, Halfricanadain Omotayor123 and Oyin17


Those u dislike on Romance section : Switdick( May God punish you wherever you are)


Those u find annoying : Mhisbliss


Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : Smellymouth


Those you follow and wish follows you back: none


Why do you follow the people you follow: I love reading their posts


NLer that has sent u the most PMs : A particular "Ashawoboy"


How many PMs do you get on average in a day: Maybe one in two months


Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : None


Which Romancelander is fake.: I don't know


Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : Lezz/ Leslie


Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : Smellymouth



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : there is no dull moment with him


Your favorite Romancelander(s) : Vizkiz


Your favorite mod : Dominique


Funniest Romancelander(s) : Smellymouth


Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: None recently


Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : None.



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : Kinginvahala. He gave me 70 votes lmaooooooooooo



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.: Nil nil


NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Switdick or whatever his moniker is sef

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with : I don't understand




NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : Quite a handful.


NLer(S) you consider smart : Rain08 abi what is the moniker?



NL member that tries too hard.: too many shallow minded peeps trying real hard to impress faceless entities.




NLer(s) you find intriguing: Aminat508, fynestboi and .........


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : fart of a leprous woman.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Coogar




Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section : none




Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: Better left unsaid



Who do u often agree with: nil



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) Sexkilzz




Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) Nil



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Smellymouth ( his mentions will cry for help this night)


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: none



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag! Effccguy and BBMpin

Let me see and take this as a compliment, though I really don't get what you meant by that.

falconey:
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NOTE : STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS ....

Boss mi, I see you jare, tuale for you baba!

adewumiopeyemi:
Name: adewumi oluwaseun opeyemi aka opsy swagg

Age: 20 +

Occupation: accountant

Are you single, dating or married: single

Those u like on Romance Section: daddysly kinginvahala tosyne2much drisklef
jarizod vizkiz, veekid falconey wristbangle laveda
makydebbie ladyF fynestboi MzLarem smellymouth princeakins
onila mzmycoli misspicy itzquin estharfabiani itsquinn ellacute PRESTIGERYHME sexytemi prettythicksme
everybody etc..

Those u dislike on Romance section:
none

Those u find annoying: none

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to
what they have to say): neyoor Joseph1875 lezz thesonofmark ronald4lif biafranbushboy muva/sinzu naijaboiy smellymouth veekid kingvahala tosyne2much jarizod etc..

Those you follow and wish follows you back: zero

Why do you follow the people you follow: I wasn't following anyone until I verified for the contest I guess you know what that means.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: zero

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: zero

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: zero

Which Romancelander is fake: i don't give a fuck_ who is or isn't.


Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: they many oooo make i list them.. but if i list them i cant finish it today make i keep quiet

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): have you seen the ass on that lady?

Your favorite Romancelander(s): firstkings smellymouth veekid kingvahala jarizod etc

Your favorite mod: lalasticlala

Funniest Romancelander(s): drei Mrcork,adaksbullet,Mcbrooklyn,kisschris judeefcc biafranbushboy
emperorlee obiorathesubtle smellymouth

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:Tosyne2much,Wristbangle tok2008 emusmithy sweetorgasm naijamakossa


Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: What Da Bleep

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't
anymore. Reason(s) why?:none

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite
similar to yours: tosyne2much

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: none

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: itzmepuffpuff

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life:
daddysly kinginvahala tosyne2much drisklef
jarizod vizkiz, veekid falconey wristbangle laveda
makydebbie ladyF fynestboi MzLarem smellymouth princeakins
onila mzmycoli misspicy itzquin estharfabiani itsquinn ellacute PRESTIGERYHME sexytemi prettythicksme
everybody etc..
NLer(S) you consider smart: numerous

NL member that tries too hard: laveda... and berlyn she no dey reply my pm

NLer(s) you find intriguing: numerous

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: I'll pass

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: I'll pass

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: lot of original posters

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: many... i will edit this later

Who do u often agree with:tosyne2much

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Ireneony ellacute PRESTIGERYHME sexytemi laveda berlyn Curvysola


Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): woa you don't wanna know.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: twaci smellymouth veekid kingvahala vikiz falconey tosyne2much jarizod princeakins kingvahala everybody

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl
i rest my case ALAGA IBILE 1

Babaly, I sight you jare, after you na you!

worworgirl:
I plan visiting this place soon...who wanna go with me?

Will you foot the bills?

TreasuredLeidy:
OK. No p. Pm me lemme see wah u av got dat superceeds money

Kindly check your email, I have dropped you a reply.

NevetsIbot:
baba mi. Not too far o. You?

I just they here jare they count ceiling, recession is friend to none. lol

NevetsIbot:
baba mi. Not too far o. You?

I just they here jare they count ceiling, recession is friend to none. lol

TreasuredLeidy:
OK. No p. Pm me lemme see wah u av got dat superceeds money

lol, kindly check your mail, I just did.