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bashydemy:
What if her momma raise her to slap men?

I pray in Jesus name I will never encounter those types of ladies �

Damminglola:
Are you sure??

Yes dear...

Ha


I promise you future wife,never to raise my hands on you,momma didn't raise me that way...

sheddy03:
after replacing the broken screen, make sure you get a screen guard for the phone. screen guards saves phone screens, speaking from experience.

Thanks bro, I just called the office I bought it from in Ibadan, there is a warranty on the phone I've been told to come back on Tuesday to get it replaced since it's a new phone, I would get the screen guard as u've said

I just lent this guy my phone the new infinix hot 4 j guess he was playing games on it or something else, the phone fell from his hand and now the screen ( glass) is snatched, I school in Ibadan, I want to know if anyone knows where I can get it repaired BTW I live in Lagos

Kazna69:
I meant what software did you use for the 3D rendering of the text. I suck at 3D texts

Cinema 4D R16

Kazna69:
What software for the font please?

I don't understnd you brov

Just practicing around as usual, pls don't rate me bad tho #bless

If he bleeped her from Morning to Night, we won't hear abou that,

Their Wahala tho

We were all handsome n beautiful in our childhood too...NEXT!!

macklef:
Really? He was a devolted rccg bredren?

Yh sure bro, a Zonal choir coordinator

holluwai:
Welder people go appreciate that him google o

Welder ko, bricklayer ni

Brotha Gabriel, back then in RCCG

maestroz:
DELSU no be POLY na?
very obvious this dude is still battling with JAMB.

How? Read btw the lines Oponu ayerada oshi

University right?? Smh

And it has bin answered, nt smoking sef, sango looking wifey

I just saw this in the latest version of Oxford dictionary:
dasuki /dæzjuki:/ verb
To divert public funds for personal use and share among other people; to use an organization's money for non-organizational purposes.
Example: He promised not to dasuki their money if elected as the chairman.
Hahahahaha!

Gnite!!!

Ehm Oga OP,If you don't need the Job, Come and give me

Yh sure bruh, I don't even chat wit my bae, we only talk on phones, she is even trynna avoid social media, coz of all dis drama, like how some random guys got her numbr n stuffs lyk that...I feel for most ladies tho, prolly d pretty ones sha

This guy tho, and people saying he is broke,for How many years Now, Blessings on Blessings

Abeq cut d long story short, where make we turn up!

So I guess we can now end their social Media drama

12. Let go of thinking you are not where you should be. You are right where you need to be to get to where you want to go, so start asking yourself where you want to go.
As 2016 unfold I can only wish to see you at the top and top only...Wish u a prosperous new year ahead�

...Blessed!

10. Let go of thinking you are damaged and flawed; you matter, and the world needs you just as you are. You are not the shape of your body or the number on some scale. Your uniqueness is what makes you outstanding.


11. Let go of thinking everyone else is happier, more successful or better off than you. You are right where you need to be. Your journey is unfolding perfectly for you.

7. Let go of regrets; at one point in your life, that “whatever" was exactly what you wanted.

8. Let go of anger toward ex lovers and ex friends. We all deserve happiness and love; just because it is over doesn't mean the love was wrong. It’s what you needed at the time to learn and grow.

9. Let go of trying to save or change people. Everyone has her own path, and the best thing you can do is work on yourself and set a great example.

Usually I don't do this but love to share with you...Enjoy

1. Let go of cheating on your future with your past. It's time to move on and tell a new story.

2. Let go of feeling guilty for making yourself a priority.

3. Let go of all thoughts that don't make you feel empowered and strong.

4. Let go of your fear of the unknown; take one small step and watch the path reveal itself. And remember that you don’t need to know it all first. We learn the way on the way.

5. Let go of worrying; worrying is like praying for what you don't want.

6. Let go of blaming anyone for anything; be accountable for your own life. If you don't like something, you have two choices, accept it or change it.

Nigerian parents are very smart. They tell lies stories to get their children on the obedience path or to look really good in their eyes. Children on the other hand are inquisitive and gullible.
Perfect recipe right? Here are some of the common lies Nigerian parents tell their children:
1. If you tell me the truth, I won’t touch you You tell them and then get the beating of your life.
2. I will buy you a bicycle if you come first in cla$$ When you get that first position they will remind you of everything they bought you since you were born.
3. Lend me money, I will give you back Any attempt to ask for the money will lead to you hearing the story of your life. Again.
4. Bring me any problem, I will solve it for you. Give them a hard problem to solve and they will give you different excuses or they will blame your teacher for not teaching you well.
5. Don’t play with boys or you will get pregnant: This is so hilarious and common. Most Nigerian parents tell their female children this lie to prevent them from ‘danger’.
6. Tell the person at the door I am not at home: “My daddy said I should tell you that he is not at home” usually gives away the lie to the visitor.
7. If you work hard, you will get a gift from ‘Father Christmas’ American movies and this lie have made some Nigerian kids wait to receive gift at their doorstep at Christmas but it never happens.
8. I have counted all the meat and one is missing Some mothers tell this one to catch an unsuspecting ‘soup raider’.
9. When I was your age I always came first If every parent came first, who came second?
10. When I was your age, I sponsored myself through school Which school? Where is the certificate? But again wasn’t education free back in the day?...

#KingKendrick

1. Hit the Club

Without much ado! We'all knw its only the ladies that goes out to the bar and return home drunk, some of them use dis period to hook around wit some maga for some free bottles and all sort

2.Sort after some old flame

Yeah I know, even bimbo pinged me, she also want something for christmas, I guess she couldn't get that from other guys, so I'm the only maga in her net!

3. They wan' hang out with some random guys
Lol, I've experience this a lot tho

4. You will always see them around in the area, serving neighbours, meals, uhm probable b'cos of some change some will offer for their gesture hian!

5. They take several selfies at shopping mall,
The males are not only guilty of this, come down here to Justrite ifako, you will know what I'm talking about

6. Try to break up with their boo
It happens like this; since her boo couldn't present a gift to her, she seems its time, mayb she thinks he doesn't abou her anymre,

7. Hangout with their broke friends also
As the saying goes; birds of the same feather...

8. They stay at Home!

9. Add urs...

HungerBAD:
CRAP.

Pls read b4 u comment, na so FTC hungry u reach?

PDP DESTROYED THE COUNTRY
1. They were able to pay N18,000
minimum wage, you threaten to
reduce staff or slash salaries in
order to punish the masses.
2. They were able to construct
roads without toll gates, you
promise to introduce toll gates to
squeeze out money from the
masses to repair and construct
roads.
3. They introduced TSA which
you directly adopted yet you
applied the wrong method and
started eating the yams you
gathered while the masses
suffer.
4. They influenced foreign
investors into the country with
their policies, but you came and
with your mouth and lack of
direction drove investors out of
the country and the masses
suffer.
5. They established EFCC which
you are now using as if you were
the one that established it in
order to pursue the 5%
constituency.
6. They almost eradicated Boko
Haram who are now having
field's day in your regime killing
soldiers and capturing weapons
and the masses suffer.
7. They revived the rail system
which you are going about
begging China to invest in and
continue. Yet you said they
destroyed the country. Today
without fuel, the masses suffers.
8. They rehabilitated and
constructed roads which you
haven't done even a kilometer
and the masses suffers.
9. They eradicated fertilizers
distribution middlemanship scam
which is now existing in your
regime and the masses suffers.
10. They built universities, and
other schools which apart from
education, increased
employment which you can't do.
And the masses suffers.
11. They upgraded some COE and
other higher institutions into
Universities which you reverted
back and the masses suffers.
12. They built IPPs and dams
which you were going about
commissioning without any
plans to construct more but to
destroy and probe while the
masses suffers.
13. They gave FOI and you are
taking away press freedom and
indirectly introducing your
decree 4. And the masses suffers.
14. They had 10 presidential jets
which you are still enjoying far
more than any other president
with increased maintenance cost
and the masses suffers.
15. They created employment,
you are sacking employed
citizens and the masses suffers.
16. In their time, Nigeria was
among the fastest growing
economy. In your regime Nigeria
is the worse economy and the
people suffers.
17. Nigeria was making great
foreign exchange from cassava,
cocoa and other agricultural
produce but now everybody is
waiting for your non
forthcoming policies and the
masses suffers.
18. Federal civil servants salaries
were paid within the same
month but now, if its paid in 60
days, it will be announced as
achievement and the masses
suffers.
19. Youths and women have
increased numbers participation
in governance but today, the
government is for the aged and
weak and the people suffer.
20. There were availability of Fuel
at stable price but today, its
different even after money has
been paid to subsidy cabal the
masses suffers.
21. Christmas period that prices
of commodities were supposed
to go up, came down in their
regime but today things are 40%
costlier and the masses pay for it
dearly.
22. Paying fees abroad was
smooth but today, students are
driven out of school because of
government restrictions the
masses suffers.
23. The airports were made
better which you enjoy yet you
said PDP destroyed the country.
24. Abuja is brought to its
present state by this same PDP, I
wish this old man could pick
another village and develop it like
Abuja. Etc.
Yet, him and his people keep
replaying the programmed
statement '16 years of PDP
misrule.......'
Yet, he and his supporters who
could not realize that 75% of
their governors and other
officials are the PDP they said
destroyed the country.
Meanwhile all their actions today
are centred on PDP policies and
developmental actions. A time
shall come the reality these guys
are dodging will catch up with
them all, like always, we will be
ready for their next line of
blames.

onosprince:
Common sense u no get..

See you wey geh, look at where it has led you to,
Don't mean to insult you, jus telln u d real stuff