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ddizzle:
AKON By far!!! tuface no disrespect bt your music will not leave the african shores (i mean be played by non-africans) if you don't put sme english stop over doing it we know ure nigerian bt please dnt embarass us with goin to awards and screaming nothin dey happen!! its okay to represent bt in your case ure overdoin it still love ya thoh jst sayin!!

NOTHIN DEY HAPPEN!!!!

raldsfield:
I play chess, currently playing on-line at www.letsplaychess.com.
playing 27 games at the moment. Not good at all. I started with
36. I have won 8 lost 1.

I am playing there too, also in www.gameknot.com and www.itsyourturn.com where we have all type of chess eg Dark Chess, Anti Chess, Extinction Chess, Chinese Chess and so on.
Have you ever imagine how it will be if you are playing with 32 pawns against the normal chessmen, wao its so fun and require a lot of thinking. Check out the site we have some unconventional game going on there

elphem:
Queen move is the first to G7 and capture the black pawn leaving a check. The black king finishes the queen, you then play the black bishop to F6 - a check on the king, the king moves to G8, then you play white knight to H6 which leaves a mate!!!!

Im feeling you, you are a man of action.
Good thats just it.

elphem:
Yeah I can.

Then try it out

or send it to "larrydking@gmail.com"

please the king is also interested, send it to "larryking@uymail.com"
Thanks

Please, I'll like to go into internet business, can somebody help me with good ISP and cost effective ISP provider? and also where i can get fairly used OUTDOOR and INDOOR EQUIPMENT (Dish LNB and MODEM)
You can reach me through "larrydking@gmail.com"
Thanks and God bless

yee or no

slip of tongue

One day little Susie went into her back yard and
found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs
up in the air. She asked, "Daddy Daddy why is
Muffles legs in the air?"

Thinking quickly, her dad replied, "This way
Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven
easier."

The next day when Susie’s dad came home she ran
up to him and said, "Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost
died today."

Flustered, her father said, "Honey what
happened?"

And Susie said, "Well Mommy's legs were up in the
air and she was screaming "Oh Jesus I'm coming
I'm coming" and if it wasn't for the milkman
holding her down she would have been a gonner."

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest.

It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you, There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.

So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".

Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.

Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.

So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"

The game is called HOLE AND POLE

I too have a toasting problem

What is white wedding? is it really for the virgins or anyone that is smart enough not to be impreginated during courtship?. And are guys exempted?

biggjoe:
However, that Bible passage was clear on this topic. Christ chose Peter as the head of his church on earth. No amount of twisting can change this. Even the apostles and the disciples respected this position conferred on Peter.

I would Jesus build his church on someone or anyone on earth, "TayoD" as done justice to the passage and thats the truth ,Jesus was talking about is the confessions of Peter, that Jesus is the Son of the Living God. Everyone who comes to believe this and confesses it while making Jesus their Lord, will become a part of His Kingdom.
ie everyone who believes that Jesus is the son of Living God and make him their Lord will be saved.

nike4luv:
@ kinglarry, jus wasting ya money!

thats what is wrong with countries these days

You can't just say that, i'm not one of the countries am just after my heart disire . I dont like a chain of cars, i have no taste for limousine, all I want is something small in size coupled with speed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, cos i love speed!!!!!!!!!. Yah "Bugatti Veyron " got it all.

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs
are. The first man was an Engineer, the second
man was an Accountant, the third man was a
Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog.
"T-Square, do your stuff." T-square trotted
over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen
and promptly drew a circle, a square and a
triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his dog could do better.
He called his dog and said, "Pencil Pusher, do
your stuff." Pencil Pusher went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He
divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies
each. Everyone agreed that was good.

The Chemist said his dog could do better. He
called his dog and said, "Measure, do your
stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the
fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounces
glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8
ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed
that was good. Then the three turned to the
Government Worker and said, "What can your dog
do?"

The Government Worker called to his dog and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break
jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the
milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted
the other three dogs, claimed he injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report
for unsafe working conditions, put in for
Worker's Compensation and took the rest of the
day off, with pay.

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."

TayoD:
kinglarry,

If you read the passages you quoted in context, the rock Jesus was talking about is the confessions of Peter, that Jesus is the Son of the Living God. Everyone who comes to believe this and confesses it while making Jesus their Lord, will become a part of His Kingdom.

Thank you brother, i'm very greatfull, though I know the answer before, I am just checking out if we have pople that studies the WORD with their heart here and not with their head.
Thank you and God bless.

Matthew 16: 17-18 (NLT)
"Jesus replied, "You are blessed , Simon son of John, because my Father in heaven has revealed this to you. You did not learn this from any human being. Now I say to you that you are Peter and, upon this rock I will build my church, and all the powers of hell will not conquer it.
Does it means that Jesus is building his church on Peter or what, Please I need someone to help me out.

@ Nwoke:
My respectful questions for Pastor Adeboye:
- How did the enemy plan to prevent the president from grounding all local airlines after the first 2 or 3 plane crashes?
- What time exactly was the prescribed 49 day fasting period and did it coincide with the crashes?
- How come a dedicated woman of God was present in one of the 3 planes out of 49 that God permitted to crash?
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Don't you know that there is level in the spiritual as in the physical? let me tell you one thing today, God is God, He can order you to go into fasting or fasting and prayer because of what will happen and won't reveal it to you.
Secondly, If you have questions for Pastor Adeboye, do you think your website is the right channel for that?knowing for sure that neither Pastor Adeboye nor His associate pastors will be here to answer the quetions.Instaed of you to create a blasphemy arena for the people.

skylady:
R kelly is good,he's songs r just wonderfull but, he's not the best in R and B. we have people like usher,bobby brown,akon etc.

Look at you comparing R. Kelly to usher, bobby brown and akon, do you know what good song is atall?

Enigma:
Yeah right; that's why Jesus Christ Himself drank alcohol?

Jesus Christ came to world because of the sinners, He was on earth a God in the human flesh and he have to be identified with the people.
We can see this in Mark 2:13-17 when Jesus dine with tax collectors and the pharises were complaining. Then Jesus reacted "Healthy people don't need a doctor-sick poeple do. I have come to call sinners, not those who think they are good enough." So if he takes a wine it was for a reason.

Its not everywhere wine was mentioned in the bible  refers to the wine we drink, but as as figurative expression  

for example in Deuteronomy 32:33
"Their wine is the venom of serpents,the deadly poison of  cobras."
This is just an illustration, to get this we have to read this chapter from the
begining but lets start from Verses 30
30 How could one man chase a thousand,
      or two put ten thousand to flight,
      unless their Rock had sold them,
      unless the LORD had given them up?

31 For their rock is not like our Rock,
      as even our enemies concede.

32 Their vine comes from the vine of Sodom
      and from the fields of Gomorrah.
      Their grapes are filled with poison,
      and their clusters with bitterness.

33 Their wine is the venom of serpents,
      the deadly poison of cobras.
The bible was talking about the enemy's rock i.e
their god.
Also in Pslam 60:3 "You have been very hard on us,making us drink wine that sent us reeling."

Psalm 75:8 For the LORD holds a cup in his hand;it is full of foaming wine mixed with spices.He pours the wine out in judgment, and all the wicked must drink it,draining it to the dregs.
Also Jeremiah 51:7, Proverbs 9:2,5, Isaiah 25:6,55:1 to mention but few

What does bible says about wine?  

Look at what Proverb 23:29-35 says

29Who has anguish? Who has sorrow? Who is

always fighting? Who is always complaining?

Who has unnecessary bruises? Who has bloodshot

eyes? 30It is the one who spends long hours in

the taverns, trying out new drinks. 31Don't

let the sparkle and smooth taste of wine

deceive you. 32For in the end it bites like a

poisonous serpent; it stings like a viper.

33You will see hallucinations, and you will

say crazy things. 34You will stagger like a

sailor tossed at sea, clinging to a swaying

mast. 35And you will say, "They hit me, but I

didn't feel it. I didn't even know it when

they beat me up. When will I wake up so I can

have another drink?"(NLT)

Paul even reccomended wine for Timothy because of his health:
1Timothy 5:23    
23Don't drink only water. You ought to drink a

little wine for the sake of your stomach

because you are sick so often.

But God ordered some people not to take waine atall and we can see that those people were speciall and they did great things:

Numbers 6:4 (New Living Translation)
4As long as they are bound by their Nazirite vow, they are not allowed to eat or drink anything that comes from a grapevine, not even the grape seeds or skins.

Alcohol in wine
The alcohol in wine is called ethyl alcohol. It is the result of the transformation of sugars due to the action of yeasts in the grapes. About 20 grams of sugar are needed to obtain 1° (one degree) of alcohol. Alcohol is the base of wine, it is a powerful preservative. Alcohol, such as tannins, allows the wine to age. But the taste of alcohol must not in any case dominate the wine and we can not compare this with the one in gin or hotdrinks, even with the littile volume or non present of alcohol in wine dosen't means that we should take a lot of it (refer back to proverb 23:29-35)

Taking Alcohol as a christaian?
Well, this depends on where you are or where you want to be with God because for God to order some people to separate themself and tasted no wine, I think theres something good about the Abstinence.
If we believe that nothing wrong with taking of small percentage of alcohol in wine its ok but remember what Apostle Paul said to the Corinthians in 1 Corinthians 10:23-24,33
""You say, "I am allowed to do anything"-but not everything is helpful. You say "I am allow to do anything" -but not everything is beneficial. Don't think only of your own good. Think of other christians and what is best for them".
Verse 33 "That is the plan I follow,too. I try to please everyone in everything I do. I don't just do what I like or what is best for me, but what is best for them so they may be save"
I think this should be priority of all Christians.

This is my opinion
Thank you

cool, smart guy

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."