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OCHON, are you the one guest viewing?? Come out of guest mode. Chicken like you Peasant fowl

ToyinDipo: If you check the word chicken from the new English Oxford dictionary, you will see the picture of Caruj dragging Tabh to T & D thread, just to ask a simple question.

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The weak peasant ran smh. What a chicken. I think oxford needs an update on the word chicken... I hear there's a new slang in town for it

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Hahaha. Is this your comeback? Ah! Lame. Prove that you're king. [/color][/quote]

iropelebe: You have not replied any of my pms,why?

Gentle man, what are you doing

carujmonella: LMAO

That was a harmless greeting na

All these people forming familiarity on this thread no respect... atleast greet me THE KING first. Look at that teooo (razz asss name just like your ochongonoko moniker) coming here to spew whatever he was spewing about SOM (yeah, notice I didn't call her her full name ) being his.. therefore rendering the hardwork I put into SpadeOfMind null and void . Huh?? ? From where to where please.

If you're not female and beautiful, please you're not welcome but if you want to be welcomed by force, acknowledge your elders gharrddammit

carujmonella: LWKMD @ ochonged, ochongonation, ochonsery

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LMAO.. This pauper and peasant reincarnated is a clown. LMAO. Can't stop laughing. Peasant, why are you stealing my moves?. Can't you be original for once? Stop lying about the EMPEROR CARUJMONELLA 8(8

Damn, I love my BBA fam.. Never a dull moment with them. I hope I don't laugh out my bowels this night

LMAO look at this fake asss man. Unoriginality is your anthem na. I just gave u a piece of your cake.
I mean, how many moves have you stolen from me? Come to poppa, Peasant, KING..., I have a thing for ..., and so on and so forth .

Psychedelia: My ear's unlocked, my eye's unshut, my mind is open too
But the point of this speech, my friend, I fail to get a clue
I ponder, I ponder, what ever shall I do,
to help reveal the meaning of these words I read from you?

He's a SLY
Shae I warned YOU
My oh MY
What shall you DO

[quote author=C'est moi]Wata gwan? Ok,let me set the records straight.I still stand on my words that I didnt have a crush on anyone here cos that was the question I was asked.But,I remember saying I liked and still like some peeps.A crush is a short-lived feeling but likeness to me,is not.I like kslib and that's a fact that cannot be erased.I went with the flow cos the feeling was/is mutual.No biggie in liking someone or is there?.Would you have expected me to have acted otherwise?.I found him funny,intelligent and interesting (not saying others are not).I acknowledged the 'funny' part on this thread.So my dear,don't get your knickers in a twist.Didn't lie about anything.Cheers! [/quote]Ehm sweetie I never asked if you had a crush on Kslib, I asked if you had a thing for him.. Big difference. So what's your point? Cheers!

LWKMD!!!!!!!!! Ochon what the heck Daniel, did that really happen lwtmb! And na u dey come here dey preach wetin I no even sabi .

Dannyxy: if a lady likes u, then i see no problem. The truth is most ladies on n.l have their crushes and when chatting to the crush it easy to tell, there is no need to force urself on any lady or put words in her mouth, if she likes u her actions will tell, no need to embarass urself, Just be yourself and that person that will like ur character and personality will come by..

I now understand, e be like say u dey indirectly talk to yourself that night and not me. U for say something na ... I for no stress reply you. Stupiid boy Please, preach this to yourself next time kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Jekyll, sorry but I laughed the most at what Ochon wrote about your predicament . LMFAOOOOOO. You and PoisnousRat .

Who said Spade has chickened out? Mr Man, u better stop counting your eggs before they hatch because Addicted to the State Of Psychedelia still dey whether u like it or not. Bad belle .

And who is this peasantry fowl deceiving? You don make mistake by quoting the same person wey brother zone your asss

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Ehem ehem, excuse me ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention? At this particular juncture, some new Information has reached me that a new word has been added to the oxford dictionary. This week's latest word....this week's latest slang, used by many...is none other than the word Ochonged also known as Carujed or Brotherzoned.

Ochon: The term used to describe the act of brotherzoning.

Ochonging/Carujing: The process of being brotherzoned by the opposite sex.

Ochonged: The act of being brotherzoned by the opposite sex.

Here's a scenario: You see a girl you've been eyeing for a long time but have been too chicken to tell her how u feel however, this bright sunny day, you muster up the courage to approach her....and this is how the conversation goes

Boy: Hey
Girl: Hey, how are you
Boy: I'm good.. what's good
Girl: Nothing much, just doing my thang
Boy: Good good that's nice to hear. Anyway there's something i've been meaning to tell you. Its kind of hard to say but...
Girl: Aww (pats him on the back), don't be shy... I'm listening
Boy: (gets confidence from the ordinary sisterly pat..smh) Ok, here's the thing, I have always liked you and I want us to be something more than friends ***puckers lips in anticipation of a kiss***
Girl: **In utter shock** ***places a hand on the poor boy's lips and says*** are you serious? I see you as my brother (my big brother). I thought we had already established this, and besides its your friend I have a thing for.

Girl: Walks away, leaving the poor boy idle and alone


ME: driving in my lambo with this chic and all of a sudden sees poor boy looking so broken and standing in utter disbelief..
I stop the car and ask him; brother, how doeth life treateth you .

Boy: narrates the whole story to me

ME: **Feeling his sadness** pats him on the back (no pun intended ) and tells him; you have just been OCHONGED

I then go ahead to explain to him that there are 5 stages that one must pass through after being OCHONGED

1) OCHONIAL/OCHONLATION: The process of being in denial/ Isolation upon finding out

2) OCHONGER: Also known as Anger caused from being OCHONGED

3) OCHONGOTIATION: Also referred to as negotiation or bargaining e.g "if I had told her sooner, maybe things will be different"

4) OCHONISERY: Also known as Misery or depression (reaction you feel when you start to accept your predicament)

5) OCHONGTANCE: Also known as acceptance i.e when you finally fully accept the fact that you have been OCHONGED.

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Questions after press conference has been held.

Reporter 1: How did this name/slang come about?
Reporter 2: Was it from somebody's name?

Me: Ah, you guessed right. Just like the famous mathematician, Leonardo Fibonacci who had the Fibonacci sequence named after him, a peasant known as Ochongonoko had this word coined after him after a fellow peasant, known as Tabh brotherzoned his asss. See below:

Tabh: It is that time of the month so no vacancy moreover ochon is my senior brother.

ME: Thank you all for your time and enjoy the use of the word.

Sincerely,

KING REINCARNATED

I rep one team and I rep one team alone. [size=45pt]#TEAMKINGREINCARNATED[/size]

[quote author=god_of_music]You are not serious!
And don't stop tagging the #TeamGOM you 'JJC'



#TeamGOM[/quote]Na why you dey form atache with my name? You won't go and find genuine members to join your foolish team.

Oh I forgot, na who wan join anything wey get gom beside am . I see where your sadness is coming from. People refuse to associate themselves with you, so out of frustration, you're resorting to forceful acts and deceit. Carry on sadist...whatever floats your miserable boat



#TEAMREINCARNATED

KING REINCARNATED

Dannyxy: lmao, leave gom of music, na ur personal person.. Lmao, i no fit stop to laff

Personal wetin. A whole me.. part of teamgom ? . Its meant to be the other way around

Dannyxy: lmwkmkwashkmwwdd.. oh boi my belle wan comot..

Lol, its not funny. I am shocked. What a stupiid boy

GOM, you assshole... remove my name from your siggy jo,


After u refused to deliver on your dare (as expected from a messed up degraded peasant), you're now using my own FULFILLED dare against me

[quote author=god_of_music]Una should go and sleep

#TeamPidginMixedWithEnglish


#TeamGOM[/quote] THIS GUY? You dey mad wetin my name dey find for your siggy? Abeg remove my name shap shap.

Haba, C'est Moi why did u lie all this while that u did not have "the thing " for Kslib when u did. I'm not finding it funny at all

KTabh, I dey see you oh

Ochon, I've caught up. You be mumu sha. So for your mind now, that teoo moniker dey fresh . WTF is that. Teeeoo lwkmd... not even Theo... na Teooo abeg no make I laugh.

@Spade, u see what I was saying? Ochon didnt have SpadeOfMind in his best interest. See how he was so quick to jump the wagon but fret not, I will always be team SpadeOfMind, aka PsychedelicMind .

Ochon, u dey mad? No dey claim my hardwork please . I and I ALONE (with the help of my COMPADRES), was responsible for the creation of SPADEOFMIND AKA PSYCHEDELICMIND AKA POISONOUSMIND AKA ADDICTED TO THE STATE OF PSYCHEDELIA . Please, no put mouth for wetin u no do .

2 male slaves, KING REIN and 2 guests nawa oh. Goodnight

Yawns into thread. All I see is Peasants all around me

Sorry slaves, I was out through out the whole day

Dannyxy: if a lady likes u, then i see no problem. The truth is most ladies on n.l have their crushes and when chatting to the crush it easy to tell, there is no need to force urself on any lady or put words in her mouth, if she likes u her actions will tell, no need to embarass urself, Just be yourself and that person that will like ur character and personality will come by..

you see what i'm saying that I needed to explain myself

Okay, I hear you

toxxxxxxx: Uuuuu.saw ur mesg,very hilarious.

And u didn't reply me . I wanted to explain myself

Dannyxy: ReaLly hMm

I shiit you not. Anyway, I don't have time for that now. they will want me now and abandon me later and E mi o raye iranu.

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About to catch up on supernatural

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Why do Nigerian girls say hia instead of here

toxxxxxxx: So its officially over between hakeem and Cleo.hmmmmmnnnn is this supposed to be a strategy for BBA all stars next year,I wonder.Anyway 2 down (belt & Hacleo),how many more to go.
Odikwa serious.

Sweetie, I'm also single, . Just saying. Not that i'm interested

Dannyxy: bRo LeAvE wOmEn AlOnE, TeLl KsLiB tO TeAcH u SoMe tRiCks e b LiKe sAy nA Im sAbi tHe wOmEn, sEe aS dEm dEy fAll 4 ThE BoBo..

all the girls want me. I found out yesterday in the T or D thread. They're just forming. + i'm not interested *team recently single man. *flirt I shall flirt till thy kingdom come

I haven't heard form uj_sizzle. The treatment you're undergoing to reduce your obsession with me must be working. Just saying good job

I miss Royal^^ Pearl^^ though. Sweetie, don't worry calm down.. I'm not interested. I just miss you around here