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Tabh: Caruj and Maria needs to see this...

See what? The use of emoticons . So because Ella used " " on that baldheaded fellow means Jekyella is back together? Was there even ever a Jekyella? I laugh in hyde.. She's probably using his shining head to see if there's anything on her teeth. What a foolish boy.

Kslib: Maria, whenever you get to see this..

What if ochon was just using you yesternight or ' this early morning' to get more Info from you that he'll use to attack you in todays BBA Newspaper? ..

If that happens ehn, it'll be epic.. I go laugh tire..

LMAO. I will not be surprised. He can carry on

ToyinDipo: @Rein, you might probably not understand some parts of the post, but trust me Ochon does. He is very cunny, and knows which post(s) he can reply directly.The epistle I wrote even though may not be completely true, it was written just to return a favour. You know Ochon likes to propagate fake rumours too. Maybe and just maybe I should have edited some words out, but it would have been less fun to me.

@SOM, chop knuckle sister.
I'm never intimidated, sometime I just like to lay low, so that I don't get misunderstood. Reinc is trying to flip it on me for one reason or the other, but it's all good, at least now Ochon can laugh freely again on the thread.

I cannot be more shocked? Me? How?

Ehm, seriously is StateOfMind talking to me sweetie, I'm sorry but I'm ALLERGIC to Bullshit

Kslib: What is going on here? By this time? Chineke!!

Ok guys see--- Jovial doesnt like me like you are making it look like.. Trust me, she doesnt. I know she doesnt hate me but trust me when I say she doesnt like me.. I know this, so maria and ochon better try your luck!!

And as for the yabs wey maria ad ochon dey throw at Toyintimato and danny, i dey laff seriously!! Tomorrow will be something else!!

No mind me oh. Daniel, no vex. I just talk say make I yab you small for that nonsense wey u dey yarn that night. sorry but the thing pain me say u dey take all of it seriously. No vex

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Jovial, you won't answer me? Ok, goodnight

ochongonoko: I mentioned Kslib's name so that you guys won't accuse me of spoiling KSJOV as always when I write my 'recap' . Na so dey take accuse me of mariabambam's demise . This time, I'm wise, I no dey go, she's for kslib


Oga TM give you em pikin your name? . Do you have a THING for him?:



*runs away* good night

Shattap there. U be real chicken. Kslib don talk say the girl no like am like that and that na wetin I dey tell you since. You must break that shell or you're a certified chicken.

As for the bolded. LMFAOOOOOO! Eeeeeeewww. No, do you?


Goodnight

jovialjov: Ha! Maria oh and you had to edit my post with that? Oya modify am too!




!you asked me two questions and insinuated I pick one which I have answered....

P.S : am not picking anyone!!its likeness and not crush,remember? Time will tell though...

LOL, am I not your baby ? I've modified it.

No, you're feeling smart. That's not what happened. I modified the question for you to answer. Why can't you pick anyone? If u don't want to be my next wife, you better say no...what's hard there? Except there's a part of you that wants to woah charleeee! I'm too much

ochongonoko: Fondness brewing? *gulps hard*. I'm.. *coughs*.. In short na lie, I no gree. I think she's prepared to fight for kslib


Why do I feel iyawo will name his baby an God-like name like CARUJ

But na why you dey mention Kslib's name for this matter? I don tell u say the girl no like Kslib as she like am before. Quote me on this. You're free to break her shell. Brush her....but I know say u be chciken na. U no fit ....if not, take on the challenge


This guy is mad sha.. Oh u never hear? Oga TM and I don already negotiate na. Na my name him go give am ask her, she will tell you

ochongonoko: LMAO . Toyin na my paddy o . if em wan fire me back, I get protection. Have your forgotten about 'GUEST MODE'?. I'll simply read from the GHOST mode while playing phyno ft olamide

LWKMD. You have a retentive memory . Danny's pic back then was nothing to write home about, too bad that when he 'tushed' up, the amaka has already left and he never got the chance to express his feeling for her, ella and cest moi that he wrote epistle of love, OCHONGED his áss

Don't blame amaka, she was willing to skyp with us, but no one showed interested. I miss her and her beverly defense ways. I think you PM her, miss like crazy man. Erm, Spade knows her FB name, maybe he can help you out iwth her twitter name too. That grandpapa na FBI

@the bolded: LWKMD! You know what, since we are both dissing him, why should I hold back. As if it was not enough that he was posing beside a pole he now popped that his collar and the pic come be like say my guy no get neck. And to worsen it, the guy come dey blacker than charcoal....black like darkness... and it was broad day light ohh . The picture now made him look like a 15 year old boy wey dey do MFM dry fast. Cheiii. I think say Daniel no try at all that time but that picture was really deceiving. If only THE AMAKA could come and see the real fresh boy behind the Dannyxy moniker. Old age is good sometimes.

You know till today, I still never see wetin the chic look like

ochongonoko: Maria, did you see the bolded?

I know your legendary status as being the 'JOSEPH' of this thread. What do you see in her bolded

Hmmm. I foresee a fondness brewing... that's if she doesn't choose me tonight. As time progresses, I believe what she has for u will grow, especially if u give her some attention. I shiit you not i've seen it


Why do I feel IyawoTM is going into labor soon .

jovialjov: MARIA, I don't have any crush on here!! And I like you and Ĵ & H,kaapish?

Sweetie, you're looking for my trouble. Please modify the first word of your post. Thanks

Ehem ehem.. shying away from the question. That's not what I asked you. I said am I or am I not wasting my time. Pick one. Its okay to pick the former....or the latter

ochongonoko: Lol. I didn't. She's even searching for her VN on that thread, told her to upload a 'close-up facial pic of her' so that she can get to see her heroine . No be small crush o

We know all these things. Even SOM quoted her immediately last night . If say SOM na boy, I swear jovialjov for battle RatPoison for SOM's heart

Why do I feel RatPoison will quote this in the morning. Why tha hell will spade be battling for StateOfMind if she was a guy. LWKMD!! Are you insinuation something

ochongonoko: Lol. That meeting would have happened if SOM had a thing for fork addict. She's fond of him, calls him FURK. They understand each other but she doesn't have a thing for him. Trust me . Toyintomato really liked SOM*sniffs* . Even when SOM friendzoned him on the this thread and the T or D thread, the nigga stuck to his guns and declare his love for SOM, too bad SOM had 'REINCARN-ZONE' his àss again . Maybe SOM finds him too short(dwarf-like ), or not SHARP .*snifs*. I think toyin should be given award for the SERIAL OCONGED of the year, ochonged for the past 3months but the nigga no wan learn .. No mind SOM and her 'height' judgement, she's looking for a reason to reincarnate you

THE AMAKA and dannyxy?. It will be like the marriage or union of the beauty and the beast(don't take it literally o ). Them go dey fight like aki and pawpaw. I miss amaka more than you. I'm the only one asking kwame about her but the nigga just they 'STALL-ZONE' my answers

LWKMD!! This guy wetin Toyin do you? Shuoo... . Him go finish you when he sees this (don your helmet).

Ghard LWKMD!! The thing for don make sense die.. they couldn't stop arguing. I remember when the guy dissed her picture, she now said let her click my guy's profile and lo and behold, what her eyes saw lwkmd!!. And that time, Daniel had that side picture. I think he was wearing blue. Bro...that picture no even try at all... I'm glad he changed it to a much better one (see as elyn dey trip for am now ). I'm so mad at her cuz she promised us a skype date and she just vanished.. Sometimes, I wonder if she was that chic that was dissing adastunner on twitter. Walahi, I felt it was her

Jovial, tell me who the person is now, let me know if i'm wasting my time with you

Ok just answer it this way: Am I wasting my time with you or am I not wasting my time with you please shap shap, girls are waiting.. Whatever u choose is fine

ochongonoko: LMAO.. We know that. SOM is your first crush. You even know when she's gonna be travelling through her ***** . And you longed to see her pic first before others . Eiyaaa, If only she wasn't a GIRL . Eiyaaa. Well, she's a girl, don't deny this feeling for reinc, he's not married

LWKMD!!! I even forgot about the traveling ish. I was like how the hell did this chic know. .

jovialjov: Ahaa! That reminds me of something!!

I have a confession to make*hides face*

I actually had a crush in the initial time...and it was a 'she'! Ok,stateofmind to be precise. Lol,I never knew she was a she until forkaddict corrected someone that also mistook her as a he.
But,you can hardly tell her gender then maybe because of the way she was liking on the girls assets

StateOfMind? LWKMD! Well isn't this something when I first joined, I called her a dude as well...but only once

ochongonoko: WTF?!!. First class?. No wonder!!. That's the reason right there. And you're right about the 'sharp' guys. I think SOM has a thing for sharp confident guys .

SOM is fond of you and even admited it on the * * * ***** , but I know she will deny it while still listening your VN every night before she sleeps . Girls will always deny . As per fork addict, she likes him as a friend, nothing else. The 'meeting' was purely on biz ground. This source is legit

Hmmm @ the bolded: I could have sworn that meeting was for something else. I wonder why StateOfMind didn't like Toyin tho. I wanted them at some point...before I did enough digging on Spade. I knew Toyin was fond of her. What a pity. These girls...too judgemental. That's how StateOfMind called me short one day for reasons unknown...just concluded that I was 5"4 can u imagine

But the one i'd have loved to see was Daniel and THE AMAKA. Chei . I miss that chic mahn

ochongonoko: https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Reinc, please you should be a stand-up comedian. Lwkmd . LMAO . I thought there was something up with the whole 'DM' brouhaha but if you sure, then I won't argue it. My scope of aproko has not reached the DM level

I won't be surprise if she denies it though, this ladies love 'denial' wella

Not just me, you too. Imagine the both us on the same team, we will be richer than Mr Osewa and girls will bow . The phrase OCHONGED and REINCARNATE will cease to exist. We will be the one's doing the friendzoning and sisterzoning....and I will make sure I friendzone ItsModella's assss first

jovialjov: STop saying what you are not so sure about!! You got any proof for all those assumptions?

See, sweetie... Ochon and I are analyzing our thoughts. If you've got something contrary to it, then spew...other than that, please shift but take this sha

ochongonoko: Hmmm. That's another perpective. You to gbasky. Even after calling jetli's name, she never 'rappor' well with him. I think it's between you and papa ostrich. I think she lied about J&H joke of guy cos she's shy to tell papa ostrich . Well papa ostrich is hooked by several ladies, it's only the BEST and RIGHT thing to have a THING for you and you alone. She has still have a thing for Kslib but like spade said, no girl is taken till she's married . Me?. I think Not, she loves your attention more, you just have to give it to her and you might ******* .

At the bolded: Your head dey there. I've not really seen up to 5 posts where she quoted the guy + the guy to dey yarn absolute bullshiyat (yes i'm still pained at the silly fowl). Me too, I think its Kslib. It only makes sense if its him unless she says otherwise. It will be you first before its me. I'm telling you, she's forcing me to stay married.. She's not interested.... sadly

jovialjov: Me,wallow in your own marriage? Why would I?
Well,welcome to the singles' world,enjoy it while it lasts

While it lasts? You want to be my next wife or what

ochongonoko: I swear down!!. I shit you not. I was like ' is SOM the friend-zone' virus? . The. Mellishan warlord dey scream SOM SOM SOM, but SOM ochonged him fast and acted like he doesn't exist.


I swear, I now believe that love is blind. That peasant fowl that worships dellish?. I mean how did he break SOM's shell back then?. Even SOM wrote about him in her ***** . Screaming Dillish up and down, I'm glad RatPoison took care of him.

Yekpa!! This StateOfMind is wicked oh. Chaiii.

LWKMD!!! @ the bolded. My brother, I saw that she wrote about him too. I was thinking she was referring to Spade all along till she told me it was Sholay. Sholay?? Haba I was shocketed. But on the other hand, I don't really blame her. He is a smart man. Didn't he graduate with first class or something like that . StateOfMind likes sharp guys hence her thing for Spade...and also MOI . Sidenote: I bet she plays my vn all day (watch how she lies and says she deleted it or didn't even save it). I also thought she might have had a thing for fork addict...afterall they were supposed to meet sometime back but it never fell through. Wonder why

ochongonoko: LMAO. I'm in tears right now. Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . Lemme laugh like kwame. I swear you're a clown . LMAO @stùpid bald headed boy . ROTFLMAO. Guy stop, this laugh wan tear my belle

Erm.. Erm.. Latest intel has it that things have changed. Forget about jetli's revelations on the T or D thread, I think JEYKELLA is back. I don't wether that jetli of a guy used kung fu to get her back but it's obvious that she will "DM" him.. If you add two and two, you will get the drift

DM iranu wo. Mschetttt back my left and right eye balls. J&H is permanently in the friendzone for now. That thing he said is truer than true...she told me herself (yes, we do under g tinzzz ). That DM is probably to give him a bible passage to read .

Ehm, Ella baby, don't forget our "DM" tomorrow as well oh

^^ Ochon, watch how she denies that we never set up any "DM" thing... that's how we role. We are really under g

jovialjov: Hey! I don't want you to be married by force,you are already married!! And that still remains a fact

And divorce is not an option

Yes you do....for reasons unknown. I've told you I am not married. The so called wife has abandoned me and I am moving on. I am VERY single sweetie . If u wanna keep wallowing in the fact that i'm married, then that's your own. I've told u what is true. Believe and do what u want

ochongonoko: Lol. Toyintomato dey sweet me well. I no fit stop am . And your last lines are true. Once you start random posts, people will be 'gingered' to join you. Lol

Erm.. Erm.. This is confidential.. Guy, jovial originally had a THING(fondmess) for Kslib . My investigations is authentic. Have you wondered why she was able to decipher the person I was talking about in my ******* to kslib?. But lately, she's liking you a lot. I shít you not . You know Kslib has numerous love interest so it was easy for her make up her mind. If you think I'm lying, ask yourselves why she was 'forming' when you mistakenly ingored her post, just to get your attention . Well, he LIKES two people the most for now(going by her T or D revelations), you and jetli, but JEYKELLA is back after ella's promise to DM jetli and seek, so if you act fast, you'll have her to yourself . But *********** will be snag

I knew she had a thing for Kslib since. She's following him + she was all over that his puzzle thread however, I think when the whole ish started dying down was when Kslib told her not to post on the puzzle thread if she doesn't fulfill her dare. I believe she found that harsh, even tho she denied it and as for that J&H joke, I don't believe it for once. She doesn't have a thing for J&H...quote me on this. She was lying.. Me on the other hand, i'm not sure. She tries to get my attention sometimes but at the same time, she is forcing me to stay married . Ultimately, I think its still Kslib she has the thing for....and maybe you after seeing that pic

ochongonoko: Trust me, SOM is cuuny well well. SHOLAY didn't friend-zone her àss. I was on my 'busybody' mission trying to find out if he did, lo and behold, I saw a thread where that big head sholay was screaming SOM's name to get her attention, and SOM OCHONGED him fast. As in ignored him . Lwkmd. SOM dey elusive

Are you serious? She Ochonged his asss?? Dang!!! I was thinking it was the other way around. But please, tell me something. What did StateOfMind see in that peasantry fowl that argued Dillish...Dillish day and night from day 1 to day 91? I was shocked that that was her e-crush. Sholay used to annoy me mahn . Person no fit gree hear word when it came to Dillish. Suegbe

jovialjov: Point of correction,I said I don't have any crush rather I like some peeps

Also,reinc is married and kslib is hooked up with *girlses*

Why do you want me to be married by force? What is up with that

jovialjov: Am still a newbie here,duhh!

No you're not

ochongonoko: Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I swear, you summed it up well with the embolden . Even SOM's noticed he's pained. Lwkmd. His post was like one yaba left escapee convulsing while trying to access the internet. Typing bunch of gibberish rants . Jeykyll and hyde diss tirid than him . I guess I went too far cos he said I shouldn't have 'distorted' his name by calling him a 'despot' . I thought it was all jokes, didn't mean to go that far, so I'll stick with toyintomato.

LWKMD!!!! Abeg.. I dey beg you. Toyin na my guy...no make I laugh....too much. If na Jekyll and Hyde now, I for don scatter laugh break chair . Foolish peasant, laughing at all of Kslib's jabs at me. He for even try hide am sef. I was pained . Stupiid bald headed boy. Good for him that Ella friendzoned his asss for me....and I will make sure I take Cathaliya as well

jovialjov: Awww! See them,so emotional!!

Don't worry,am sure they will start being innovative soon

What about you?

ochongonoko: LOL.. Married?. Remember you listed your crushes on the T or D thread

And who told you reinc or kslib is married

I wonder oh. Sweetie...Jovial honey, I am VERY single

ochongonoko: LOL. Mehn, SOM keeps eluding the bad part of my 'recap'. Why? . I wanna nail her but she dey cunny walayi. I need something more to put her in my recap

Didn't Sholay friendzone her asss as well

ochongonoko: LMAO!!. The main problem with this thread is 'peep and go'. Mehn, it irks me badly. I came this morning to chat with y'all and found nothing worth chatting to. I just people viewing and next thing, they all disappeared like a puff. I was like WTF!!. Somebody say something jor. This thread keeps me company, I can't watch it die, so I came up with something and trust me, I knew y'all will roast my àss, what I didn't anticipate was SPADE and y'all 'gang murdering' me . Immediately I saw toyin's long àss epistle, I logged out and went to watch match first cos I know y'all will ràpe me last night . Anyways, I like it cos it's niceeeeeeee . kslib own tire me, em network dey only good when his LOVERS begin dey wink and talk to him . Which kind network be that?. The network na ashawao . Njoku own na to dey argue. Lertee leave am run but I won't lie, his arguements keep here lively sha. Toyin na to dey stoke fire together with jetli. Them be amebo raise to power 100. Foolish peasants. Spade na to dey act like grand papa. Just breeze in, attack mellishants and talk to SOM alone. SOM own na to friend-zone people up and down. I swear, I no go happy if this thread die like that . No mind that boy dan, see as em cause fight for this thread. Mtcheeewwww

LMFAOOOO @ the bolded. Toyin never vex finish for you, you come dey call am foolish. Believe me, if I was him, I for don vex finish. That ToyinTomato name is just phucking hilarious to others but painful to the actual person you're referring to. What I do when they start disappearing is just to be dropping random posts till everyone starts showing up one by one and then the conversation kicks off. Usually works for me.

Bro, anyway, does Jovial have a thing for me tell me...as pa aproko news