₦airaland Forum

QueenValerie:
I'm sittin' scratchin' my brow tryna figure out how that became your business

Careful with those eyebrows.. Incase u become a lover someday

sinaj:
Na ear ring abi nose ring she want

haba, engagement ring na

QueenValerie:
Nah,you mean you seen me fightin' with other dudes.

Yeah, you're fighter nt a lover. Dats prolly why you still........

QueenValerie:
You sir are misguided an misinformed.....there is indeed one Queen..... but it ain't ya bae......got it? I knew ya would.

You needed to be guided..
Btw, no church? Nd no val?

Mehn, this is bizarre!!

QueenValerie:
Thanks.But I have a title,it's the one up there before my name.

lol, thats why i intentionally didnt add it to ur name.
Thrs only one queen, nd thats my bae, got it?

Lol so true OP.. Taking the scales off my eyes. Fake babes errwhere!

QueenValerie:
Oooh,so you could assault my ear drums but not your own?

lol.. can't do such to yo dear.
I gat a heavenly voice.
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By the way, i nominate you Val as Ms. Val romanland.

QueenValerie:
That bad? Maybe you can practice in the shower?

Hahahaha.. Nah

QueenValerie:
Nah.Thanks though.

lucky you

Is this obtainable in Naija? ..If only Naija gals would adhere to this

QueenValerie:
Can You? Are you any good?

You wanna hear it?

QueenValerie:
I think I might too.
I wonder if Two-Face is available he can sing 'African Queen' ta me.

I can sing for yo tho

QueenValerie:
I think I might too.
I wonder if Two-Face is available he can sing 'African Queen' ta me.

Dreamer!

sinaj:
Lol dat girl na Jezebel o!




Wat kind of temptation is dat one

Hope say u don't tease guys.. I know you do, maybe not as the girl in subject

BUTCHCASSIDY:
He might as well walk out while she is applying the lotion

But why would a man have a woman in his house for up to 2 weeks and she is not his gf. If he had a GF those a grounds for a big fight

Yea, i think she came for a conference or so.

Cutehector:
Na so rape dey start

Asin eh!

QueenValerie:
Clothes an I hope you "wearllllnnn" some too.

Heard new york is -14 degree celcius today. The gods must be crazy. Queenie i beliv Texas aint warm, u might need some guy warmth.

Damn it. It’s just criminal provocation and emotional misconduct to think that you can dangle your extremely desirable unclothedness in front of a guy and expect him not to reach out and grab.
It’s like dropping smoked fish on the kitchen floor and expecting the rat not to take a lofty bite.
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A lady friend once told me she spent two weeks with a guy friend who was uncomfortable to watch her applying lotion on her naked skin after a shower, and the first question I asked was: are you sleeping with him? And she scoffed a response, “Hell no, he’s just my friend – I can’t have sex with him, I just tease him sometimes when he averts his eyes from my naked body, or tries to leave the room whenever I’m getting dressed – you know I just feel more alive when I know his eyes are running all over my body – it gives me some guilty pleasure to know that the sight of my naked body can still give a man an incredible boner – it makes me feel desired”.
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Now, just imagine that!
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In Nigeria, we have a saying that goes, “Trouble dey sleep…yanga come wake am”. Transliteration: Don’t wake a sleeping d!ck, if you don’t feel like playing with it.
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So my Nairaland ladies pls tell us what u achieve while doing this nd later complain bout male advances.
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Happy Val.

Why u dey exclude ursef? BTW wey hateu2? i dey find am

yeah this works mainly for teenage or young adult gurls. its a pity naija gurls re now wired differently. Cus it now a 'show me ur pockets b4 i fall for ya' thing.
Fcck tha shii OP, workin on my pockets!

Bleep valentine! Hangin out with me niggurs

My galfrnd is far from me.. Hanging out with me niggurs!

InnovativeCritic my foot. Sayin guy are rapist.. You are the rapist!

Whrs Miss_jae? She on NL?

QueenVal is my val. Gon get her cookies!

Wale ft Usher - The matrimony
Pink - Just give me a reason
Sam smith - Writings on the wall
Don Williams - I belive in you
Justin bieber - Sorry
Meghan Trainor ft J legend - Like i'm gonna lose you

lol Amosjaj.
Well, women are sensitive to almost evrything, always dreamin of a prince charmin, having a long bucket list, formin hard to get, tryin to make evrythin perfect, thinkin of wat u're thinkin nd so on. I really don't blame them. Shout out to all strong ladies!

HateU2:
Gud idea

ikr?

HateU2:
Dude, it's different nah! You are a guy thou, u can't understand + ayam a virgin

Make i pretend i no see that one