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Ishsoph: Yes nau. Been off line. Travld today..... Aba is so dirty. Ewww!

So na office internet u been de use make noise for hia since ba?

Cathaliya: Hian, which fantasy?
Really, that was my first heartbreak cus I really loved him...

Forget it
U r a lost cause

Ymodulus: reading from Page 1 - 8.

All i have to say is i really need to date a gal and have my first break Up. I am criusly craving for this.

Just wanna understand the feelings u all passed thru.

Just wait till u come of age son

Cathaliya: Well, mine was love at first reading...

dated him for a week

Shattap ya dirty mouth!

I'm asking you to tell me about your first break-up n u r here talking on fantasies

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]I hope you are into these types of things as well. You should have a balance between watching BBA and understanding African proverbs. [/quote]WTF!!!
Dude stop stalking me

Cathaliya: Mine happened just 2 days ago...
At least when the break up occurs, the chief breaker will encourage the breakee with some words like, ''dont worry, its gonna be alright'' and all that.
But in my case, this culprit just went to sleep.......in the middle of the breakup sef..

Jesus, who does that?


Anyways, have sulked on it and have bounced back.

MORAL LESSON:
Whenever you tell a guy that you love him, and he replies with, ''I like you because you write deep''....hmm, hmmm, hmmm, run faster than(wetin be that im name sef), ehe, Usalaka Bolt...

*falls from table*
Are u kidding me?

How long did you date this guy

Cathaliya: Come back here..
Na 7th page, 1st post.

U no wan get sense abi?
I nearly curse u after I search 4rm 1-3

Nywayzzzz



......Incoming

Cathaliya: have done thhat since first or second page

Really?
Lemme go back in time

Cathaliya: Onyeara.....

U know u love it wen I use those words on you

Btw, drop your 1st love heartbreak story na, I'm curious

Cathaliya: You too dey go my eye sef..dont you know its a major asset..?
How I wan hypnotize them if you blind me, ehkwa?

Btw, we need o talk about your breakup...


You ve got mail..!

I dunno where else u want me to finger ooo
Mayb u will direct my finger the next tym

bellychiz: I have still not gotten over mine its over 18months. Maybe its because I have not dated after the breakup, not a good experience sha.

Eiyaaaaa!
That's bad.......
Wud b marking my 12months break-up anniversary on sunday.........care to join me?

Cathaliya: You will always show your illiteracy everywhere....

Anumpkama....

*fingers her eyes*

Cathaliya: ehe, na she be this?

Na "she" who b this?
U mean br3nd4?

Mayflowa: Why hurt just so you got back on her? Some people needs second chance and would neer make same mistake because they are wiser for it

I would go back if I cud wipe out d pain, buh unfortunately I can't

I hail those that complain of heartbreaks often

Once is enof 4me........can neva giv that much of my heart anymore untill I put a ring on that finger

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]Yes, that guy is into African folktales, proverbs, and wise sayings. [/quote]Cool
I like it

How come one can get banned 4rm quoting him

Who invited mr ITK up above?

Sexkillz na this pattern u wan take reach page 2000

Vivly: 60,600th poster.

U r definitely not normal

xynerise: Seriously, this ''All iz well'' is becoming stu'pid

All izz well

Hussy isotope go work 2 hussle wetin iyawo go chop
Iyawo de haus de flirt wit under table gee
Very soon under table gee go shokolo hussler isotope goods
Hmmmmmm......

All izz well

Cathaliya: hmm, at least you are being entertained without any payment, uh...

I pay for my subscription

Cathaliya: some say you an ar.se wipe...... I hate ar.se wipes.

That's what some say..... What do u say?
Arse'hole or arse'wipe

LWKMD!!!! See wetin seun change my ar.se to.....
I tink I like bottomwipe better than a'rsewipe

Br3nd4: Tah! Your brain neva reach to carry Johnny Waka! More like "sipping La Casera"

More like sipping on your lips
Kiss of death

Cathaliya: lets start with you...

I hate you, for real...

Yesterday we were entertained by who u LOVE
Today its who you HATE

*sipping johnny walker*

I was dating this girl during my final year in skul, the lady is d first girl in her family and she was being pressured by her mom 2get married 2 d point that I promised her to gimme just 2years so I cud marry her
Buh she called me after two months while I was in lagos giving lame excuses of wanting to rediscover herself and go spiritual...I was hrtbroken.... I couldn't look at any girl for the next 8months... I stopped picking female calls and all that....
The koko is she izz still not married and reprofessied her love for me two months back cos I now av a good job and I ask y couldn't she have waited

Anyways I dnt av tym 4 trash and I dnt take ex'es back tho I'm still crazy about her

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]That was a lucky dip jare, Chelsea were condemned to win.

Anyways, its work hard, play hard - Unto the next one...

**Come o, U fit dey PM me games? [/color]

I cud do that
Jst for 2day tho'
95% insider tips

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Gosh! How would you know Juve spoilt my party?

You tailing me? [/color]

Nah!
It happened 2me also, buh I got wiser with chelsea

SniperInADiaper: Im not yours

I don't belong to the handsome Prince either

I mean the sniper I use in killing mosquitoes

Kslib: **pulls her closer by the waist,runs hands through her hair,looks her in the eyes and plants a very soft kiss on her soft pink lips**
..
Erm, @isoph,na friendly kiss ooo...
All izz getting weller!

Words don finish for my mouth
I'm speechless!
Wetin don loss don loss

sexytabhi: Yes

And this concludes it
A sad end 2 a beautiful honeymoon

Youngtekkey: Saying That U Don't Know Me Again

See dis late comer