₦airaland Forum

Tweiker:
I no dey mind you at all.

Hehe..
Better!

Tweiker:
@Britboy you better up your game, man. Time is of essence!

Let Britboy be.
He minds his business.
He loathes confrontation, but doesn't look back when provoked.






Let him be!
He's a lone wolf.

husbandsnatcha:
...noooo don't like him ,that burnt face who performs poorly in bed at all time ,.... tufiakwa

We fvcked?














Oh... Probably in your wild dreams!

husbandsnatcha:
...u got my numbers ?
Do you know who u are dealing with ?
Idioms or no idioms ,don't ever think am soft

When u see me take decision u will forever runaway from me, which I still like ur attention now ,

Ohhh, you make me laugh.
For some reason, even with all your vices, I find you entertaining.

But tuth be told...










YOU DON'T SCARE ME!
Rather, you make me giggle.

Try harder to scare the shit out of me.

husbandsnatcha:
...I just hate u eh , good u read mind ,
... But u are so nons..ensical ,no offence

You seem unbreakable, but Kingsteve with his infinite wisdom knows exactly where and how to hit one below the belt.

I finally got your number! (Idiom, not your digits)

Tweiker:
Only thing I see looking at me is Kingsteve and his second moniker, LondonStreetSweeper.

Wait..... pride

I see you're trying so hard to invoke the wrath of the fiend...not friend, but the FIEND!
The deity
The unseen
The psychopath
The Britboy.






Be careful of what you wish for boy!
Be very careful!

husbandsnatcha:
...Am not talking 2 u enemy!

I know where that comes from...that feeling of betrayal and jealousy.
Hehehehe!

Just so you know, there's freedom of association.
Yeah...I read minds too!
Don't bother trying to explain or refute this fact.

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
That’s when you’re younger, freshen up and get some raba, you’ll know it’s a normal thing

Even at that...still, there's some form of excitement being approached by the opposite sex.

husbandsnatcha:
...Nooooope

Guess again!? The answer is looking at u right there

Say what you want to say and stop all these guess what games.
Kwo okwu!

khiaa:
Ok, it's my bedtime. Goodnite.

Alright then...
Good night!

Petyprincess
Food don done.
A good read...you need it!

khiaa:
Maybe I will maybe I won't, who's to say?

Hmmm...
Your choice, but it's always good to clear the air...if that's the right idiom.
Transparency is key!

khiaa:
Hello, I'm good.

Good!
Do the needful...

khiaa:
Maybe later.

Ok then, better not keep me waiting for too long.
You know what I mean...

khiaa:
Hmmm!!

Hmmm what?
Tell me about it.

If you haven't been approached by a girl/lady or woman before...you're missing.
It's one of the greatest feelings ever!

Tweiker:
Funny guy!

You are a great lair. I can only feel sorry for the girls that have the misfortune of having what you want.

Ohhh, please don't get it twisted.
Inasmuch as I love to goof around when need be, my love life is totally different from your perception of Kingsteve the great!

I literally walk around with an invisible backpack of love.
To the right girl...
I unleash the contents of this bag.

Tweiker:
You two are not the same. One is you and the other is who you really want to be hence the endless praise singing. I minored in psychology. Unless you are a major you can't beat me.

Hehe,
Is that you Bigcowhorn?

Nahhh...two different entities, two different personalities. (that is, if Britboy actually has one)

But I get it, you must be wondering how I know so much or too little about the enigma Britboy.

Let's just say I was opportuned to.
About psychology?
Hmmm...
I drink from a cup of psychology potion every morning.
I only have one person to beat in that aspect...










Me!

Tweiker:
Husbandsnatcha was right. You are Britboy!

Keep singing your praise if its your thing but take my advice. Don't carry that Britboy near Bigcowhorn.

Danger pass danger

I don't get it.
How are we the same?

I just described the little I know about him.
Besides, any proof we are the same person?
I dont get it.

Oh, by the way...about bringing Britboy close to Bigcowhorn?
Let's just say Britboy minds his business.
A legion of forces is unearthed when he's awoken from his peaceful slumber, far away in uncharted waters.

khiaa:
Bigcowhorn, I told you this STANK COW is a LESBIAN.

Hi Khiaa!
You good?

Tweiker:
Ever heard of Bigcowhorn?

As dangerous as Britboy?
Britboy is here, there and everywhere.
Britboy is an enigma
Till today, scientists are still battling in secret labs to decipher the evolution of such an elusive specie.

Britboy is best described as a figment of our imagination.
Close your eyes, and look behind you with your mind's eyes
You'll notice the ever presence of Britboy in his full glory.

Venomous creatures cringe at the sight of Britboy.
Wild animals stare at him in amazement.
He remains the best lover...regardless!

Oh Britboy!
An enigma to behold!

Britboy:
Kingsteve, come and take this aunty away.
She's testing my patience.

Ermm, husbandsnatcha, for the sake of your sanity and LIFE, stay away from Britboy

He's a very dangerous specie.

Britboy:
What's going on here?
Abeg, Kingsteve, is this husbandsnatcha your friend?Warn her, before I paralyse her from the waist down.

I've been hibernating peacefully far away in uncharted waters, I don't need this.
Be warned!

Noted!

husbandsnatcha:
..so u mean am crazy n u are breaking d Monopoly chain of madness??

Your guess is as good as mine.

husbandsnatcha:
...Do you love her ,forget Bible

Cant u see she is sexy and honest ,as a lesbian I like her type ,not women who talk too much ,
, I like her because she dosent talk much like Funmisticqueen Amatarasha Victorian, but action ....I love action n less words

If you love her, then go stick your tongue up her arse.

husbandsnatcha:
...shut up u are dsame ,u told me u base in Britain as a kingsteve and I believed u aptly ...y dis britboy of a stuff

Are u ok

Don't you think you should be asking yourself that question?
Huh?

I reiterate...Kingsteve is Kingsteve
Britboy is Britboy!
Two different entities.












No one has the monopoly of craze.

husbandsnatcha:
...U get HIV not malaria dos slimy Madams in London u gigolo wt don show u

I am not Britboy.
Kingsteve is currently in Nigeria.

husbandsnatcha:
Kingsteve do u love mamagee3? Talk now

According to the scriptures: "Love your neighbour as you would love yourself "

husbandsnatcha:
kingsteve ur wife is here ,.....just hear her out ,

Mamagee3 u are so special ,one and only in nairaland anyother na fake ,
.I love ur style trust me

Lol, I get malaria.
I no fit shout!

Mamagee the mamagee, I dey hail ooo!

If true, then majority of those divorce applications are from the Hausas.
The divorce rate in the North is pretty high.