₦airaland Forum

husbandsnatcha:
we have hyena in West not lion

eunisam:
You have already given him a line to cram

Longman180:
manage dis sweet abeg

Rekhina:
A fun loving a..sshole ,who is about to die in between the birth canal , u are not serious

stanisbaratheon:
Are you neighborhood watch??

kayo80:
Hahaha! Funny post. But the funny thing is, I had "liver cuttage" this evening. Lol. As a grown man, it felt so weird.

What happened was, I usually buy cucumber from one place opposite University of Ibadan. So, while buying today, there was a girl at the stand. I had noticed her beautiful, but I am really not the type to talk to strangers on the street. Anyway, we ended up standing next to each other while I was waiting for my change, and then she looked up at me with her dreamy eyes, and the look lingered longer than usual. I could tell she wanted me to start a conversation but I just couldn't find the words. I froze. She walked away after a few seconds. It was so unexpected and weird. Lol.

yomisley:
I hail ooo bros this your scope self make brain, I fear you ooo very matured ������

husbandsnatcha:
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I was seeking ur attention since metaphysical wants to E- rape me! Lol
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But y do u avoid dis politics section so badly ,instead u base ur flatass in that romance section talking about girls u finger!

husbandsnatcha:
...Don't tempt me with those words this isn't a romance section( Which is now full of kids like kingsteve and co)
,And is like most of u here already knew me

Ishilove:
She wants a born again Christian. You cannot be truly born again and be asking a woman who isn't legally married to you to cohabit with your horny_ ass.

AshiraWealthy:
Buhahahaha....and you're a worker?
No, thanks. I'll pass.

Zinny25:
Dear Lord please don't let me get to the point of coming to nairaland to look for husband in Jesus name, Amen

funmisticqueen2:
lol, are you heartbroken?


I heal everyday! It's part of what I do.

All is fair in love and war, come cry on my shoulder dear.

Amakavula:
And later you people would attackme for saying Nigerian guys fear beautiful women

okoroemeka:
hahahaha!! that term liver cuttage sounds like a serious medical term but to be frank such episodes happened to most men when growing up, stalking a girl for days or months, wearing special clothes , perfume like masquerade and having frozen tounge shows there's nothing wrong with you,just entering the breaking in phase,but to have more self confidence practice with the ugly or ordinary girls first and fvck them, before tackling the extraordinary beautiful ones,a faint heart cannot win a fair lady.

AshiraWealthy:
For your info, I wasn't born in the village like you. I'm a lagosian by birth. I'm only using my knowledge of phonic sounds to write yourba and Igbo. So if I'm not perfect, not a crime.

Leave me and my nose alone. Nobody nose why its is like that.