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husbandsnatcha:
...biko hapu okwu mirror biko ,
Mirror maka ndi mewaram obi ,obughi 4 udiri mmadu gi mara mma nwoke.
...U ar playing a fast one for sure @ d bold

Ndewoo for the compliments!
Idi OK...nothing do you!
Ngwanu, since anyi amatala onwe anyi small, ka anyi n'ekwukorita.

Esendiri m gi DM, mgbe ike di gi, gi reply.
Aga m ahuzi email gi, m ga eji n'akpari nkata with you when need be.

Idi lively...nice one!
Echefukwala e reply msg m sendiri na mail gi.
Inugo?

Igbo dey sweet ooooo!

husbandsnatcha:
...okwa ifu mkpatagi aka ,chukwuzoro gi na ugegbe mirror mu di na nigeria ,because i can see ur handsome face ,biko hapu Ex-dim obu ajo mmadu adirom promiscous inugo nna mara mma...

...but seriously I hope u arent pulling my legs maka aham bu viviane ie MamaV mamaviviane ,ask anyone ..a stalker is even answering my name ,

If you were with your mirror, wetin for happen?
My spirit di kwa immune to jazz ooo!
Out of curiousity, gi kpata m aka, ele ihe é ga emekwanu?

Ya buru n'ibiri na UK small, then there's a high probability say na you be the same Vivian.
That Vivian nwere ezigbote oyi nwanyi aha ya bu Victoria.
Jirizie ire gi guo eze gi onu!

princfred:
Table shaker.

Hehe!

husbandsnatcha:
...O ebe mu si azu umuakam n'ato nna ha hapuru churu politics obara obara gaba ,
....my 2 daughters n son are dare to me ...So ijighim biznesz mu egwu egwu

The more m na ele ihu gi anya, the more o na adi m ka ahutula m gi mbu.
Ibigo na UK mbu?
London to be precise!
Enwere one hot chick iyiri then...aha ya wu Vivian, omere Masters na UK.

About nna umuaka gi, I hope o na sendi kwa ego upkeep for umuaka?
How em go just abandon every like that?
Idi kwa sure na enweghi ihe imere?
O jidere gi with nwoke ozo?
maka amam na Ikwa iko gburu gi badly.

husbandsnatcha:
ogaghi ekwe omume ,anyi ga abu enyi ebea mo bu my email inugo...b4 mba nga nkpuruoka, and jide akwara amugi aka

Lol @ jide akwara amugi aka.
You no well...I swear!

Ngwanu, no wahala...aga m asendiri gi msg, so that gi reply, aga m ahu zi email gi.

Another thing, o di ka é na eme ogwu?
Elekwenu nke wu n'iga asupia mmadu afo n'mirror gi?
Idikwa spiritually strong ooo!

Ewekwala iwe.
Aga m alike imata gi ntakiri.
Achoro m ka mi na gi wuru enyi.
A likiri m otu isi enye m olu.
Ka m nata gi akara igwe gi ka anyi na ekwu na Whatsapp.

husbandsnatcha:
... Hehehehehehehehehe ina atom ochi anaghi aportray onwem ka bad bitch ,
... Eziokwu bu na abum ezigbote onye huru akwamiko na anya ,
...umu okwu nna ekwu amaghim uma ekwu ha ,amaghim okwuokwu ka onye ume ngwu maka na mbu onyeisi cult(angel di ocha) umuasa na unizik ,Anatech(coou now) na uniport in general , umuasam no ebe dum mana ha buzi bigger girls na dubai ebum ha jee ebe ahu , one of my girl is a house of assembly member in ph city
.... Anyway i graduated in 2009 or 10 or so ,but am still a consultant to small girls now ,
......

Damnnnnnn...this is deep!
E kuola m ekwule!
So ihe I na eme wu ikporo umu asa je Dubai, ka ha n'anra ndi Arabs?
I'm sure some of them ga n'eri kwa nsi ndi Arabs, abi?

husbandsnatcha:
....Ehe now

Correct!
Idi kwa interesting small, but why iji like e portray onwe gi ka one badt b!tch?
Idi badt really?
If so...gwagodi m ihe e ga emeli?

husbandsnatcha:
....u started it , y iji suo bekee...know it that am among a research group that wants to start solving maths with igbo language ..

Really?
Impressive!
O di ka ima maths ofuma?

husbandsnatcha:
....Wait kedu onye gwara gi na mbu onye ikwerre?

Just a wild guess...

husbandsnatcha:
... Tank God i snapped dis only face photo b4 una go kill una selves ontop my matter ... all nairaland male has take turn of entering my dm , ma umunwanyi di ka khiia

Onye si kwanu gi suba bekee?
O ka igwazie uwa dum n'ele ga m ihu gi?

husbandsnatcha:
....Anom ala dubai kita mana nna bata next month to portharcourt !

Umu PH...unu wara ezigbo anya, na anrakwa ezigbo ikpu!
Unu di egwu!

A ga kwanu m alike énata gi akara igwe gi, ka mi na gi n'chat...
Enwere ike sendia PM ka anyi takia ya from there.
What you say?

husbandsnatcha:
.... ina atom ochi okwa since Afor iri na Abuo ,

Ehee di nwa na abiam nsoh nke ukwuu amam na ohurum na anya ! Nwe sendieru ya dat enyo , Osirim na olikiriya mana ona abam mba ka onwere tigha unu anya... Umunwanyi na pretense , hmmm inukwa

O di mma otu m si ato gi ochi.
Hmmm..I can imagine, umu nwanyi n'pretense.

Iwu kwanu onye ebe?
Imo, Abia, Ikwere...?

husbandsnatcha:
...Ihum omara mma na eziokwu eh nna ?

Yeah, even though no be everything dey show, but the little I dey see mara mma.
Eziokwu ka m kwuru!

husbandsnatcha:
...Biko nna onweru onye ihediuto na aso nso ?

Chai...
So, inracha ikpu n'ato kwa gi uto?
Hmmm...

Biko, agakwanu m alike ihu ihe ahu e sendiri nwanyi ahu.
Ihu gi mara mma, so I can imagine otú ahu gi ga adi.
Lol

I see...
@ husbandsnatcha, behave!
With all the available d!cks at your disposal, you still dey look for Toto to tongue.
Idi egwu!

khia:
Do you actually think that I would keep that nasty filthy shyt?

Oh c'mon...
It can't be that bad.
Her face looks nice though.

khia:
You call me a lesbian yet you are the one who posted your disgusting picture of yourself in your bra and panties to me. I puked at the vile image. You are a filthy sorry excuse for a woman.

Pictures please!
Thanks in advance!

God bless you more as you post the pics.
You can PM as an option to send the pics.

AuroraB:
What sort of reportage is this Mumbled up grammar to sound smart

We call it...
Mix-cogbuo!

goodman41:
I got to know this girl through facebook, a 21 year old IMT student. After chatting like 3 month i invited her but she refused to come but asked me to come to Enugu to see her which i went on getting to Enugu i asked her to come to holy ghost catholic church compound to see me on hearing this she shouted "church kwa" i said yes maybe she wanted a hotel. I waited before she now came to holy ghost, we talked and liked each other when i wanted to go i gave her N1000 for her T fare back to her hostel but she refused that she don't need my money that she is the one that sopposed to entertain me. I was happy that i have found a wife, before i left she promised to visit me after her exams but after her exam she didn't come she keeps promising and failing one day she texted me that she needed N5k to make up with her house rent i laughed and texted her that i am disapointed from her for making me looke like a mugu/maga. Girls i cant understand u guys now am still looking for a good wife.

Op, Try understanding girls at your peril.
Just go with the flow...
If they give you bullsh!t...reciprocate.
If they show you love, also reciprocate.
That's the only language most of them understand.

makeherscream:
I had my first sex when I was 15 with a blind girl . she was my new neighbor we live in the same compound. she was 22 7years older than me . I use to help her around the compound anytime her parents are not around . this girl was the most beautiful girl I have seen in my life her smiles can easily make a sadist laugh. she is tall, fair in completion, red lips and nice butt. in fact she is everything a man want in a woman . anytime I ask her how she lost her sight she reply me with tears in her eyes . one faithful day I went to her apartment to see how she is doing .when I enter her room I was shock behold the sexist body i have seen in my life she was sleeping unclad no pant . I said to my self I think its time to practice the BF I have been watching . I jump into the bed and started kissing her and she woke up I was expecting her to shout for help to my greatest surprise she hold me so tight and whisper into my hear give it to me I want it .after about 2 or 3 minutes I was done .after the sex I ask her again how she lost her sight she told me everything I need to know about her. she said it all happened when she was 18 years old she said she wake up one day to discovered that she could not see anything again I feel very sorry for her. it was just the beginning of our sweet sensation we had almost everyday sex .until one day my father make an announcement that we are going to our new house. I was weak when I heard this in fact I almost cry. when I told her the news she couldn't hold the tears back she was crying like a baby. that was how I ended up with ehimwenma the esan girl that i will never forgett in my life.


she died a year after I left her. when my mother break the sad news to me I was devastated in fact I was guilty I was feeling like I killed her that was the saddest day of my life


moral lesson

never you have sex with an handicap because they have feelings too.

RIP ehimwenma you will forever be in my mind

Awww...sad ending.

millionboi2:
Oga wise up

Go make money

Yes sir!

Kazeemakeem:
There are ladies who don't love money does well broght up, I have come across some

Yes...
The rich kids!
But in the long run, there's always a tendency she'll want to boss you around.
Key phrase: 'in the long run'

Kazeemakeem:
Some women don't want ur money, not all ladies love money

A big fat lie!
Ladies love money more than men.

Having said that, some women will love genuinely, but still...
You'll need to stamp your authority as a man...financially and otherwise.
Failure to do so, you'd be taken for a ride in the long run.

archat:
Its not appropriate wooing a lady what's the deal if u have money there's no need for that as long as u meet her parents and they accept

Unfortunately, in Nigeria, this seems to be the case in recent times.
However, this is as a result of the bad economy, whereby women depend on men for sustenance.

In developed economies, where women are independent, even with your tons of cash...she will still reject your advances if she isn't feeling you.

A typical example: you can pop bottles of champagne in a club, yet you won't see chicks flocking around you, but you'd see another bloke with a bottle of Budweiser controlling some nice looking birds.

That's the difference...

It's woo, not woe!
Back to the topic...
Yes, many men lack the confidence and technical know-how to woo ladies.

It's a horrible situation.

ubunja:
Steve. take that L and relax dude.


you get the point. now you're just saving face.

Hehe...
You guys have fun.
But I'll be lurking around.

ubunja:
so then don't shame men and act disgusted on these threads calling them names. Let them learn.

It's OK!
However, make them realise that your miseducation isn't a sure-fire way to woo women successfully.

You ought to let them know.
It's your duty!
Don't hide that fact from them!

ubunja:
dude we have to learn. That's why in many cultures boys are taken aside by uncles and taught.

Let guys learn. It's time. Don't shame them.

You are married. It makes no sense to you to spend time studying women. Let young men learn. They're yet to marry.

OK if you say so, but I still beg to differ slightly.
Before I got married, I still played the field...without any form of coaching.

Just like some people are good in some certain subjects in school, I think the same applies to wooing women.

For some...
It all comes naturally, while for some, they have to be schooled!

ubunja:
the point is this: Primary to Secondary to College to University we are learning about the World. Academic stuff.

Now, when is the time to learn about Women?

Ohhh...Ubunja, always trying to prove a futile point!
I think we may have to agree to disagree after all, but before that, lemme just say this...if it will make any sense to you.

I can't speak for every male, considering the number of males on NL who have subscribed to your miseducation, but my question is this: do we have to learn about women in order to successfully woo and understand them?

In life, there are some things that we learn naturally, without any form of formal or informal education, and wooing women is one of those things.

It's instinctive...
you just do it, regardless of the outcome!
With time, you get better at it.

But still...
no matter how good you become, a 100% success rate is unattainable when it comes to successfully wooing and understanding women, and that makes it more interesting.

Think about it...
won't it be boring knowing that every woman you woo will eventually fall for you?
The rejections, the failures and the successes are what makes wooing intriguing and adrenaline pumping!
There has to be a balance!

Growing up, no one really thought me how to woo women, but I just knew I had to make a move, talk to her, and eventually make her like me.

So, when full grown men dedicate their precious time on irrelevant issues such as learning about how to woo women and whatnot via your miseducation, it just reeks of weakness.

Like I said, we may just have to agree to disagree after all, cos it's obvious so many males lack the confidence to woo, date and understand women without some sort of coaching.

Not me!

Soul47:
You are slow.

Best advice is for you to leave their philosophy and thread for them.

Typical.
When you engage brain, they resort to cheap name-calling.
Smh

ubunja:
Haven't we been chasing these since Primary School?

And haven't you been chasing women since time immemorial?
Haven't you been eating from birth?
Haven't you been chasing money since 'God-knows-when'?
Haven't you been living since conception?
So what's your fvcking point?