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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Kingsteve(m): 6:44pm On Aug 12
bigpriik:


maybe you are not in this planet I guess,all men are imprisoned by mother nature whether you like it or not. as long as you have a penis and two balls which are working fine you will surely desire women and if you don't know how to go about them you will be frustrated and seek for help or learn from experience,it is the same as Your being in school and rejecting borrowed courses because they are irrelevant to your field of study yet your lecturers don't care ,its either you pass those courses or no graduation for you,there will always be a time in a man's life even if he is gay he will surely need women
bro you are not better than the men here.

It's either you choose to be a fool to women and be manipulated or you learn how to handle them.

It's either you choose to be a fool to women and be manipulated or you learn how to handle
And you honestly believe that the red pills will save mankind from being manipulated by women?

This is like saying that education will save everyone from the clutches of poverty, or that education will make everyone successful.
Do you understand the analogy here?
My friend...nothing is guaranteed!
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by blinking001(m): 6:45pm On Aug 12
Amatarasha:
Halfman ...just avoid me
You started sticking your ugly nose in my business remember? Was minding my business replying that nonentity of yours until you showed up with your hymen.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by JONNYSPUTE(m): 6:46pm On Aug 12
Kingsteve:

They are weak men with misplaced priorities, spending so much time on irrelevant things, when there's so much more to achieve in life.
Pathetic!
Absolutely pathetic!
....Strong man.What have you achieved?. People open mouth and say whatever they like online.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Adonko(m): 7:15pm On Aug 12
Kingsteve:

How to better one's self.
Whatever field you find yourself, aspire to be the best or thereabouts.
That's the most important thing in life.
Every other thing will automatically fall in place.
Having said that...
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
A lil bit of this and a lil bit of that!
haha sometimes I laugh, you see bro I had to copy out this line you wrote up there "Every other thing will automatically fall in place." , No you don't wait for things to fall in place, you put them in place, you see I often say this if you refuse to learn Algebra as a topic in maths as a teen and you are now 80yrs old, you will not automatically know it cos you are now 80, it won't fall in place you still have to learn it....in same vein there are certain things you can never know as regards human behavior until you study,observe and practice and one of such is the woman behaviour and we all know that human behaviour is the hardest thing to study cos of human unpredictability but there is always a pattern and it is that pattern that the likes of Ubunja's are trying to help us unravel, we may not know it 100% but we will feel satisfied with the results will have obtained and see so far.

Be that as it may, some humans are more emotional than others and I happen to be one of them, I have had quite huge unslaught from the female folks on my emotions, one of my ex called me a 'good Samaritan 'in a mocking way cos his little nephew refuse to take the money I gave her, another branded me loverboy( to mock me) cos I was caring, They toiled with me cos they knew I had enough emotions and I easily luv....I suffered sincerely.

After studying materials from great minds like Ubunja, I woke up from my slumber and became something else seeing all the mistakes steering at me in the face .Now if I play my video most ladies will call me devil's bro..like I care ...and those useless emotions causing me pain, tears and sleepless night have flown away thru the window.


If u don't like it then chill and remain in your world were you spend your hard earned money trying to please hoes.

Chaii ubunja you are God sent .

Note : am gathering relevant materials, Ubunja's inclusiveive cos I have arranged time to take guys in Univ on how to be a real man or u can say a player. It's time to turn the table around even though I have left school longtime ago.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by cooluzi: 7:40pm On Aug 12
Amatarasha:
I cant be into a ballless ass ,ok
be sincereyou like his balless ass wink
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Newbielearner(m): 11:42pm On Aug 12
I think a few people are misconceiving this philosophy. And we who read their writings do so mostly on weekends or holidays. It doesn't mean others who read at other times are idle. But knowledge about a creature you see everyday is vital and inexhaustible. It's not about being nonchalant to women. It's about being the man that you really are. Mankind didn't fall because Eve ate the fruit. It fell when Adam did. Women have been the link to men's downfall since ages. A man should love his woman not girls you haven't married . And part of love is also discipline. Women have given themselves names such as slay queens, etc. The man sweats while she controls him. The society was never against it. Women were created to help the men by showing different perspectives and care. But since the beginning of manipulation from the serpent, the woman instinctively knows how to manipulate a man. The man that goes all the way to be successful can come back and lose his wife to another. Can lose his property via his woman.
In conclusion, A man who has emotions and is able to control them and follow his leadership roles without being subjected to manipulation from the entity designed to give him multiple positive perspective and mutual pleasure would be and remain successful in every way. But the one who bulges to manipulation via weak compassion or manipulated emotions would be subjected to hard labor eventually, lose his place in the Eden of life and fall into death (cessation of a glorious life).
You can express your opinion. But an attempt to manipulate us into believing that an original truth is false or misleading wouldn't work. It can only have a negative effect when misunderstood and applied in an unbalanced manner. Love and be in control especially in a relaxed manner. Simple.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Kingsteve(m): 9:40am On Aug 13
JONNYSPUTE:
....Strong man.What have you achieved?. People open mouth and say whatever they like online.
What have I achieved?
You see...if NL was a sane forum devoid of some low-self esteem males, I'd probably tell you a few of my achievements.
But no need...
Jealous & envious mofvckers will creep out like cockroaches, from their dungeons of wallow, to say I'm bragging, and try to bring me down to their levels of mediocrity!
You can take this to the bank!
Cheerio!
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Kingsteve(m): 9:52am On Aug 13
ubunja:

Haven't we been chasing these since Primary School?
And haven't you been chasing women since time immemorial?
Haven't you been eating from birth?
Haven't you been chasing money since 'God-knows-when'?
Haven't you been living since conception?
So what's your fvcking point?
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Soul47(m): 10:37am On Aug 13
Kingsteve:

And haven't you been chasing women since time immemorial?
Haven't you been eating from birth?
Haven't you been chasing money since 'God-knows-when'?
Haven't you been living since conception?
So what's your fvcking point?

You are slow.

Best advice is for you to leave their philosophy and thread for them.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Kingsteve(m): 11:10am On Aug 13
Soul47:


You are slow.

Best advice is for you to leave their philosophy and thread for them.

Typical.
When you engage brain, they resort to cheap name-calling.
Smh
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Omega30(m): 11:27am On Aug 13
Amatarasha:
Thats y u die quickly dan d other sex ,Ubunja teach dem how to maltreat us
Cos u guys don't deserve good treatment. Some people think women are wired like this, I beg to differ.The Bible said that everything God made was very good. Women's nature changed as a result of forbidden fruit. The struggle men passed through came as a result of man loving them and accepting to eat the same forbidden fruit. God never made women problematic for men, women became problematic by choice and greed, to be like God, ahead of man. Cos why didn't woman take the forbidden fruit to Man before she took it. But she ate it, found out that her nature has changed from good to bad, then later MANIPULATED Man to eat it.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Omega30(m): 11:31am On Aug 13
Adonko:
haha sometimes I laugh, you see bro I had to copy out this line you wrote up there "Every other thing will automatically fall in place." , No you don't wait for things to fall in place, you put them in place, you see I often say this if you refuse to learn Algebra as a topic in maths as a teen and you are now 80yrs old, you will not automatically know it cos you are now 80, it won't fall in place you still have to learn it....in same vein there are certain things you can never know as regards human behavior until you study,observe and practice and one of such is the woman behaviour and we all know that human behaviour is the hardest thing to study cos of human unpredictability but there is always a pattern and it is that pattern that the likes of Ubunja's are trying to help us unravel, we may not know it 100% but we will feel satisfied with the results will have obtained and see so far.

Be that as it may, some humans are more emotional than others and I happen to be one of them, I have had quite huge unslaught from the female folks on my emotions, one of my ex called me a 'good Samaritan 'in a mocking way cos his little nephew refuse to take the money I gave her, another branded me loverboy( to mock me) cos I was caring, They toiled with me cos they knew I had enough emotions and I easily luv....I suffered sincerely.

After studying materials from great minds like Ubunja, I woke up from my slumber and became something else seeing all the mistakes steering at me in the face .Now if I play my video most ladies will call me devil's bro..like I care ...and those useless emotions causing me pain, tears and sleepless night have flown away thru the window.


If u don't like it then chill and remain in your world were you spend your hard earned money trying to please hoes.

Chaii ubunja you are God sent .

Note : am gathering relevant materials, Ubunja's inclusiveive cos I have arranged time to take guys in Univ on how to be a real man or u can say a player. It's time to turn the table around even though I have left school longtime ago.
Las las, na women go suffer, when all men become emancipated.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by drealcivilceno(m): 6:59pm On Aug 13
Amatarasha:
Thats y u die quickly dan d other sex ,Ubunja teach dem how to maltreat us
Ndo é nùgó...
Adam listened to eve, that is why we are here naw...

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by IceColdVeins(m): 2:34pm On Aug 14
Sorry I had to type this long and add some dry jokes to it so that viewers wont get bored

Dear Ubunja,

I stumbled upon your thread titled 'The under-utilized girlfriend' last friday and I must confess, its a life saver.
I used to think my girlfriend was the shy not-so-sexually adventurous type until I read and heeded to your school of thoughts highlighted in that thread just like a student takes the first classes of his major courses seriously after a woeful previous semester. Prior then, our sexual life was more monotonous than a commercial tri-cycle driver's trip, who is sworn and bent on shuttling between Obalende and CMS, leaving all other routes unexploited till Jesus comes and nothing close to satisfactory, she never initiates sex whether she's Hot or not, she pulls no stunts on her own unless I ask.. I work and she schools, so she only comes around during the weekends. we would have one round of sex during each night she spent....same styles in the same bed, same time same station every week as if its Daddy freeze's popular program on Cool FM, which in most cases, I ended up coming quicker than 911 in white neighbourhoods, prolly owing to accumulated horniness and boring monotonous pattern of sex. So I wore your words on that thread confidently like a SARS corporal would wear his bulletproofed vest before a yahoo boys raid and I awaited her visit for the weekends as usual, I guess you already know what happened....almost immediately after penetration, my spermatazoa burst lose in a blink and I wasnt ashamed about it unlike the previous encounters. So I hastily flipped through the pages of that thread in my head faster than an exam cheat would browse through pages he had hid in the restroom after he finally got the quick toilet break he has been requesting for.....I opened my mind to her explicitly, thereby, letting her know my sexual fantasies while I stylishly blamed her lackadaisical attitude for my poor bed performances just like Arsenal fc blamed Arsene Wenger before he was fired. I also highlighted few sexual adventures that I enjoyed with my ex which i never experienced with her till that moment and I used that medium to stylishly give my ex some accolades which PMB never gave Nigerian youths in a bid to bruise her little ego and set her mind towards a competition without any opponent. To cut the story short, I pretended to be pissed and I fell asleep.
After few minutes into the dreamland, I woke up to a wet and pleasurable feeling below the belt, I opened my eyes and to my utter surprise, I finally woke up to see my preeq in somebody's daughter's mouth after almost one solid year. my joy knew no bounds like a German intending immigrant finally receiving the long awaited 'visum' as I stared at my preeq having a good time like a mom would gaze at her toddler taking it's first step.
We had three rounds of splendid romp that night and another long quickie in the day while my door room was opened as my cousins were playing around the kitchen (which her churchmind would never have agreed to do without my previous night's protest), then more rounds of mindblowing sexual activities, which were initiated by her till she finally left on Sunday evening.

Ubunja, You are a legend and sense will no kee u

Warm Regards.

CC:
Ubunja

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by ubunja(m): 3:19pm On Aug 14
Kingsteve:

And haven't you been chasing women since time immemorial?
Haven't you been eating from birth?
Haven't you been chasing money since 'God-knows-when'?
Haven't you been living since conception?
So what's your fvcking point?
the point is this: Primary to Secondary to College to University we are learning about the World. Academic stuff.

Now, when is the time to learn about Women?
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Kingsteve(m): 4:25pm On Aug 14
ubunja:
the point is this: Primary to Secondary to College to University we are learning about the World. Academic stuff.

Now, when is the time to learn about Women?

Ohhh...Ubunja, always trying to prove a futile point!
I think we may have to agree to disagree after all, but before that, lemme just say this...if it will make any sense to you.

I can't speak for every male, considering the number of males on NL who have subscribed to your miseducation, but my question is this: do we have to learn about women in order to successfully woo and understand them?

In life, there are some things that we learn naturally, without any form of formal or informal education, and wooing women is one of those things.

It's instinctive...
you just do it, regardless of the outcome!
With time, you get better at it.

But still...
no matter how good you become, a 100% success rate is unattainable when it comes to successfully wooing and understanding women, and that makes it more interesting.

Think about it...
won't it be boring knowing that every woman you woo will eventually fall for you?
The rejections, the failures and the successes are what makes wooing intriguing and adrenaline pumping!
There has to be a balance!

Growing up, no one really thought me how to woo women, but I just knew I had to make a move, talk to her, and eventually make her like me.

So, when full grown men dedicate their precious time on irrelevant issues such as learning about how to woo women and whatnot via your miseducation, it just reeks of weakness.

Like I said, we may just have to agree to disagree after all, cos it's obvious so many males lack the confidence to woo, date and understand women without some sort of coaching.

Not me!
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by ubunja(m): 4:33pm On Aug 14
Kingsteve:


Ohhh...Ubunja, always trying to prove a futile point!
I think we may have to agree to disagree after all, but before that, lemme just say this...if it will make any sense to you.

I can't speak for every male, considering the number of males on NL who have subscribed to you miseducation, but my question is this: do we have to learn about women in order to successfully woo and understand them?

In life, there are some things that we learn naturally, without any form of formal or informal education, and wooing women is one of those things.

It's instinctive...
you just do it, regardless of the outcome!
With time, you get better at it.

But still...
no matter how good you become, a 100% success rate is unattainable when it comes to successfully wooing and understanding women, and that makes it more interesting.

Think about it...
won't it be boring knowing that every woman you woo will eventually fall for you?
The rejections, the failures and the successes are what makes wooing intriguing and adrenaline pumping!
There has to be a balance!

Growing up, no one really thought me how to woo women, but I just knew I had to make a move, talk to her, and eventually make her like me.

So, when full grown men dedicate their precious time on irrelevant issues such as learning about how to woo women and whatnot via your miseducation, it just reeks of weakness.

Like I said, we may just have to agree to disagree after all, cos it's obvious so many males lack the confidence to woo, date and understand women without some sort of coaching.

Not me!
dude we have to learn. That's why in many cultures boys are taken aside by uncles and taught.

Let guys learn. It's time. Don't shame them.

You are married. It makes no sense to you to spend time studying women. Let young men learn. They're yet to marry.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Kingsteve(m): 4:41pm On Aug 14
ubunja:
dude we have to learn. That's why in many cultures boys are taken aside by uncles and taught.

Let guys learn. It's time. Don't shame them.

You are married. It makes no sense to you to spend time studying women. Let young men learn. They're yet to marry.


OK if you say so, but I still beg to differ slightly.
Before I got married, I still played the field...without any form of coaching.

Just like some people are good in some certain subjects in school, I think the same applies to wooing women.

For some...
It all comes naturally, while for some, they have to be schooled!
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Sojebrand(m): 4:56pm On Aug 14
IceColdVeins:
Sorry I had to type this long and add some dry jokes to it so that viewers wont get bored

Dear Ubunja,

I stumbled upon your thread titled 'The under-utilized girlfriend' last friday and I must confess, its a life saver.
I used to think my girlfriend was the shy not-so-sexually adventurous type until I read and heeded to your school of thoughts highlighted in that thread just like a student takes the first classes of his major courses seriously after a woeful previous semester. Prior then, our sexual life was more monotonous than a commercial tri-cycle driver's trip, who is sworn and bent on shuttling between Obalende and CMS, leaving all other routes unexploited till Jesus comes and nothing close to satisfactory, she never initiates sex whether she's Hot or not, she pulls no stunts on her own unless I ask.. I work and she schools, so she only comes around during the weekends. we would have one round of sex during each night she spent....same styles in the same bed, same time same station every week as if its Daddy freeze's popular program on Cool FM, which in most cases, I ended up coming quicker than 911 in white neighbourhoods, prolly owing to accumulated horniness and boring monotonous pattern of sex. So I wore your words on that thread confidently like a SARS corporal would wear his bulletproofed vest before a yahoo boys raid and I awaited her visit for the weekends as usual, I guess you already know what happened....almost immediately after penetration, my spermatazoa burst lose in a blink and I wasnt ashamed about it unlike the previous encounters. So I hastily flipped through the pages of that thread in my head faster than an exam cheat would browse through pages he had hid in the restroom after he finally got the quick toilet break he has been requesting for.....I opened my mind to her explicitly, thereby, letting her know my sexual fantasies while I stylishly blamed her lackadaisical attitude for my poor bed performances just like Arsenal fc blamed Arsene Wenger before he was fired. I also highlighted few sexual adventures that I enjoyed with my ex which i never experienced with her till that moment and I used that medium to stylishly give my ex some accolades which PMB never gave Nigerian youths in a bid to bruise her little ego and set her mind towards a competition without any opponent. To cut the story short, I pretended to be pissed and I fell asleep.
After few minutes into the dreamland, I woke up to a wet and pleasurable feeling below the belt, I opened my eyes and to my utter surprise, I finally woke up to see my preeq in somebody's daughter's mouth after almost one solid year. my joy knew no bounds like a German intending immigrant finally receiving the long awaited 'visum' as I stared at my preeq having a good time like a mom would gaze at her toddler taking it's first step.
We had three rounds of splendid romp that night and another long quickie in the day while my door room was opened as my cousins were playing around the kitchen (which her churchmind would never have agreed to do without my previous night's protest), then more rounds of mindblowing sexual activities, which were initiated by her till she finally left on Sunday evening.

Ubunja, You are a legend and sense will no kee u

Warm Regards.

CC:
Ubunja
guy you will not make heaven with this your joke grin , let me look for ur name and clean it

Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by IceColdVeins(m): 5:02pm On Aug 14
Sojebrand:
guy you will not make heaven with this your joke grin , let me look for ur name and clean it
I wrote the list bro.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by ubunja(m): 5:14pm On Aug 14
Kingsteve:


OK if you say so, but I still beg to differ slightly.
Before I got married, I still played the field...without any form of coaching.

Just like some people are good in some certain subjects in school, I think the same applies to wooing women.

For some...
It all comes naturally, while for some, they have to be schooled!
so then don't shame men and act disgusted on these threads calling them names. Let them learn.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Kingsteve(m): 6:44pm On Aug 14
ubunja:
so then don't shame men and act disgusted on these threads calling them names. Let them learn.

It's OK!
However, make them realise that your miseducation isn't a sure-fire way to woo women successfully.

You ought to let them know.
It's your duty!
Don't hide that fact from them!
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by ubunja(m): 6:54pm On Aug 14
Kingsteve:


It's OK!
However, make them realise that your miseducation isn't a sure-fire way to woo women successfully.

You ought to let them know.
It's your duty!
Don't hide that fact from them!
Steve. take that L and relax dude.


you get the point. now you're just saving face.
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by Kingsteve(m): 6:56pm On Aug 14
ubunja:
Steve. take that L and relax dude.


you get the point. now you're just saving face.
Hehe...
You guys have fun.
But I'll be lurking around.
grin cool
Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by ubunja(m): 7:00pm On Aug 14
Kingsteve:
Hehe... You guys have fun. But I'll be lurking around. grin cool
I hear you bro.

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Re: Harddon And Ubunja Are Great Men by shekauvsbuhari: 9:59pm On Aug 15
Newbielearner:
I think a few people are misconceiving this philosophy. And we who read their writings do so mostly on weekends or holidays. It doesn't mean others who read at other times are idle. But knowledge about a creature you see everyday is vital and inexhaustible. It's not about being nonchalant to women. It's about being the man that you really are. Mankind didn't fall because Eve ate the fruit. It fell when Adam did. Women have been the link to men's downfall since ages. A man should love his woman not girls you haven't married . And part of love is also discipline. Women have given themselves names such as slay queens, etc. The man sweats while she controls him. The society was never against it. Women were created to help the men by showing different perspectives and care. But since the beginning of manipulation from the serpent, the woman instinctively knows how to manipulate a man. The man that goes all the way to be successful can come back and lose his wife to another. Can lose his property via his woman.
In conclusion, A man who has emotions and is able to control them and follow his leadership roles without being subjected to manipulation from the entity designed to give him multiple positive perspective and mutual pleasure would be and remain successful in every way. But the one who bulges to manipulation via weak compassion or manipulated emotions would be subjected to hard labor eventually, lose his place in the Eden of life and fall into death (cessation of a glorious life).
You can express your opinion. But an attempt to manipulate us into believing that an original truth is false or misleading wouldn't work. It can only have a negative effect when misunderstood and applied in an unbalanced manner. Love and be in control especially in a relaxed manner. Simple.
wonderful presentation. You have deep understanding and knowledge.keep it up.

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