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naijaobi: DO YOU KNOW THAT: 95% people at some point in their life have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out.
ARE U AMONG?

you are number 1

bukkylois: Amen oh, it happened so close to my house, d noise was deafening, broke most of the windows in my house, am so grateful to God for d safety

o dear,Tanx 2 God. God wil always protect u n ur family ok

sigba: HAPPY SUNDAY PALS, Lol, saw this somewhere and decided to share it wit u guys cos i'm not stingy.

WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just topick up a dress.. (Money speaking)

TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks.. (you may not live well enough to tell the story)

FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii)

IRONY is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (you go fear naa)
STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu:q)

WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over kaku)

FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (abegiii! Why not wait for the pirated copy joor)3-|

LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true Calabar love♥♥)

STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't hit da LIKE n sHArE button......... .....make your freinds dem follow u laugh
HappY sundaY sweeties.

plz sigba leave me alone o! M not in d mood of laughter. A gal i luvd so much,thinking we're meant 4 each oda just cald me dis morning,in4ming me she's married nw wit a kid. We lost contact yrs ago,bt she finally got my num only 2 brk dis kinda news 2me ~crying ~

sigba: HAPPY SUNDAY PALS, Lol, saw this somewhere and decided to share it wit u guys cos i'm not stingy.

WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just topick up a dress.. (Money speaking)

TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks.. (you may not live well enough to tell the story)

FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii)

IRONY is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (you go fear naa)
STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu:q)

WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over kaku)

FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (abegiii! Why not wait for the pirated copy joor)3-|

LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true Calabar love♥♥)

STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't hit da LIKE n sHArE button......... .....make your freinds dem follow u laugh
HappY sundaY sweeties.

plz sigba leave me alone o! M not in d mood of laughter. A gal i luvd so much,thinking we're meant 4 each oda just cald me dis morning,in4ming me she's married nw wit a kid. We lost contact yrs ago,bt she finally got my num only 2 brk dis kinda news 2me ~crying ~

sigba: Can you use a phone or computer next time if you wanna type on this thread? I tried so hard to make a meaning outta all u typed, last time i stressed my brain this hard was when i was studying Greek.
You said we should be professional, LOL. Last time i checked, we re professionals in the act of keeping a smoking thread alive and that's how it's gonna be in the next one year. Got that?

oh,u studied
greek Wow! Did u go 2 greece

Okoya: Bro, I see u ooo

Lol...u've ran away naw

helo friends. Pls who's chika eneh and favour anyanele? I see dem as mutual frndz 2 everyone here

Loskee: HEY KINNAD, ARE U ALSO A LION THIS IS BECOMING VERY INTERESTING!!!
SMALLWORLDINDEED
BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW, I WAS NEVER A LADY IBIAMITE!!!

ok let me guess again,Adelabu or new hostel,lota medics there

Loskee: awww... kinnad durln... i was scared you had abandoned me too. i had sent two mails to you but no show from your side. so i said toh, make i just kuku collect d package chief naijaobi kept for all those who are planless...
i carry my bucket begin baff for top transformer... had no choice

oh! thank GOD there was no light wen u were taking dat bath. pls try resending it again,i'll sure gerit..misd u mach

ujchief: this is the first tribal bashing i'm seeing on this thread! Soo sad, we've set a standard that we were proud of, a thread different from what u see in nairaland, alas, someone just proved us wrong. I'm soo sad, why nau? Why did u hav to mess up our thread, pls, whos this? Oga 9-z, t.stone, moshood, naijaobi, shy, loskee, eze, okoya, i'm soo sad!

u've just cald ma attention to it. so wat does igbabush mean?#eyes rolling#

[quote author=Barcanaija]my guy help me tell dem o.some use d thread nw dy learn how to dy chyk gals,i tire 4 dem.na peepin tinz nw we don leave d thread for dem nw until it comes to its former glory wia nysc related infos r shared.[/ quote] but u still dey enjoy am tru d window. hehehe

[quote author=Barcanaija]my guy help me tell dem o.some use d thread nw dy learn how to dy chyk gals,i tire 4 dem.na peepin tinz nw we don leave d thread for dem nw until it comes to its former glory wia nysc related infos r shared.[/ buquote] but u still dey enjoy am tru d window. hehehe

chokomania: @ Dr. Loskee, I am not amazed dt u schooled in unec. No wonder u av d swag of a lioness. Well am a lion waiting for Batch B nysc. And I live in kd too.

unec? a lady ibiam babe. i'm a marierean guy#winks#

anitank: Glad to say I met u all. Twas really a great pleasure. So much fun in d house witout a dull moment. My homies uncle T, funny nelly, playboy okoya, loverboy ezemarcel, abbasufi, ujchief and odas..... My hunnies HRH shygal and miss endowed Bukkylois. All I can say is dat I wish it was a real house. But every happy moment has its end. Love and wil miss y'all......muahh!

u came last n wanna leave first?dat sounds like a gudbye kiss

Loskee: time don dey reach small small... when are you guys reaching your respective institutions to collect your call-ups? i'm in kd, and uni in enugu [UNN]. i will be travelling to enugu hopefully by 20th of this month sha... what about you guys anyone going to enugu around that time? i would love to hook up with you guys and galz mehn.....

i'll be in enugu frm 26th.so we're meeting@last...happy...

y r u guyz doing diz to me? 172 pages already n i stopped@154. so tell me,how do i go abt it. moreover my loskee isnt encouraging me@ll.lest i 4get,u galz r cute on fb. sigba topping d list,norricious,shygal,n nasty.okoyas r many also eze marcels. stil xpectin d rest of u guys, n my loskee too

nell07: i just did..
And yea u're right. She doesnt look bad.

indeed..eem,whoz ha lucky man hia

sigba: Pls i need ur help, esp the techy ones amongst us. I have PM but i cant open my email with my phone, and anytime i try downloadin any software my phone keeps tellin me "invalid certificate" what does that mean? It's a Nokia C somethin somethin,( i dont have those numbers of head) Thanks for ur help.

dats d prblm of nokia phones n they usually act dat way wen mayb dia is some virus,or file is corrupt,or dia formats are difrnt. My own xperience so far

In less dan 3wks we shal all knw our destination.I pray 2 b in same location wit loskee. All ma lyf i've bn surrounded with medics...just luv 'em.

Izuone: why ?

stop cheating#frowns#

Na wah o,4 those who stay@home everyday,hw d u guys cope? Its hasn't bn easy 4me since dis wk o,mehn...its boring.

Shygal: Hmmn, d house is borin... Cold n lonely mornin 4me!

yep. Sigba pleaded we shld wait til she gets home n d evining

Shygal: Gmrn house:
hop evry1 slept kul coz i did.....
Hmmmn, i dnt knw wt dis forum is turnin in2, mkin it luk lyk a 'desperados forum' anyway *lips sealed* i didnt say anytin o...
@sammygold: glad 2knw uv given up on me *happy*
@sigba: i knw y u called it off buh i wont tel u. Haha
@dr loskee: d way u said am hot hot n mkin d guyz smoulder lyk a burnin rubber made me laff...
@all d viewers: i see u all. Am onto ma brkfast nw, u are all invited 2 chaw wid me.*eatin mode*

plz ride on,i dnt take eba in d morning...tetah!

Gudnyt all,all d babes here r going 2c me 2nyt

odicowest: abb. Beta take off or do u sabi do?lol anitank pls wich state re u from?

crossriver

[quote author=T.stone]*eyesrolling*[/quote]all dat no 2much?

odicowest: ehya did i jump ? Sory i didnt knw u know old age nd frustration of stayn athome na all this contribute alot in jumping sme pages and in oda to catchup becos u guz are fast eh

lmfao!

[quote author=T.stone]I will suggest lover boys should get their missing rib contact and chat directly wiv them instead of proclaming love here...that would be more coded.

@Boss 9-zeros, I wonder too o
@Princess Shygal, am fine o n you?[/quote]we dnt need coding,we're a family

Abbasufi: SOMEONE KINNAD I TINK SED 170PAGES, IT SEEMS WITHIN 2-3 DAYS WE WIL REACH UR MARK!

hahahahahaha! I've since changed it. Now 290

Abbasufi: SOMEONE KINNAD I TINK SED 170PAGES, IT SEEMS WITHIN 2-3 DAYS WE WIL REACH UR MARK!

hahahahahaha! I've since changed it. Now 290

Okoya: Seriously, A guy here is getting married 2 a girl here... Mayb;
Kinnad and loskee
EZE and babycutey
9zeros and shygal
West and ms steph
UJCHIEF and sigba
Naijobi and BJ88
T.stone and flairlady
OR
Maybe
Okoya and teteyaks, bukkylois, anitank
Hmmmmmmmmm..... Watch out
Pls don't castigate me oooo
I ve power, strength and resources

i'm beginin 2 change ma mind abt loskee o

Plz u guys shld stop typin,d more i try 2meet up wit d pages d more it increases.HABA!