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smokedfish:
that one na like Morroco vs Nigeria for chan

please don't bring back old memories

kalufelix:
Wow!
I'd Rather Miss Heaven Than Miss This Game...

Come again Miss eternity for just 90 mins + ? may God have mercy on you

modelmike7:
I trust Nairalanders!
They won't disappoint.

Always seeing a negative side to EVERY good thingy!

hmm..but on a second thoughts they're right...that man just used that in gaining access to the NA ...to form levels..so that he can point that 'na me buy two vehicles for NA o..I epp govt

JayIlych:
This is another reason i rarely approach girls again directly. Bunch of rude, self-centered bítches.

That was how i was with a fine gal at an atm, the machine wasnt paying, 2geda we walked to another bank to withdraw. On the way, we got talking. Found out we were from the same local govt, she laughed at my jokes and all.
Oya after she finished withdrawing, she waited for me. Then i asked for her number, she just smiled and told me she was scared i'll ask her that, then politely declined.

I quote "if God designs us to meet again, i'll give you my number".

AFTER ALL THE GREEN LIGHT?

Confused humans!.

I still don't see myself being abusive or threatening a gal when jilted/rejected.

Personally, i've always known that the secret of making a girl give u her mumu button is NEVER to ask/collect number on the first meeting.

maybe the greenlight na GREY ...hehehehe

pocohantas:
LOL.
One was kinda 'cocky', he asked for my number and I declined.
He said something like, "I'm not a nice/patient guy, I won't ask you for this a second time". He kept to his words and I liked that. He is a NLder, nice guy, but I didn't want that 'closeness' .

There was this one that kept going on and off. Said so many nonsense, then he prophesied how I will never get married or have kids. My village people have tied me and he wants to help with my deliverance... more nonsense again. I couldn't keep up

lol..that cracked me up

kaycyor:
Keep sweating and keep loosing..

yinmu see this one what's my own with Chelsea

Finally....chemical reaction by daddy freeze... someone should help me with that Jacob Zuma pics

mikron:
they almost bidded for benteke too

imagine

mikron:
hahahahahahaha they always like buying injured players so faleye ll be in their books, from drinkwater to bakayoko, from Ross Barkley to the new defender they just bought, chelsea pls go for faleye, he is currently injured too.

lol..no mind them..
imagine Chelsea bidding for crouch ,arnautovic ,Carroll.. disgusting..make dem kuku buy ANTHONY OPOKTU

mukina2:

he has brought them bad luck o..lol

I heard Chelsea will bid for FALEYE when the season ends...how true ?

FT WATFORD 4 - CHELSEA 1

chisos..see g-rude

star players for Watford tonight DOUCOURE DEENEY DEULOFEU

GOLAZZOOOOOOOO 4-0

Andrez123:
Watford 3 Chelsea 1....Hahahaha surely that's game over for Chelsea

no ooo...giroud can still score....

mukina2:
GOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

mukina sef dey do 'olote'

GOALAZOOOOOOO...DEULOFEU....

see as janmaat(goalscorer) free like anything in 18yard box...chaii...Chelsea defense be like CHAN EAGLES

UP WATFORD

Himmler:
Giroud to grab the winner!!! You better believe it

at your own peril

HAZARD!!!!

LesbianBoy:
What has mukina2 baby daddy done since he came on bikonu

he won a corner

Miremoses1:
Did anyone see pochetinno on the stands. Maybe he wants to learn from watford strategy

but Tottenham is not playing Chelsea anytime soon...
that doucoure dey show Chelsea pepper

This deulofeu game don improve like seriously, the deulofeu I know back in the days from Everton and Milan, is different

obiorathesubtle:
Para ke?

Main man dy on soft cos Chelsea na walkover

messi be like na who wan mark me for this team..hehehe

Himmler:
Chelsea will surprise all of you. Don't forget we were in this kind of league form when we beat barca and went on to win the champions league in 2012

story story....na bakayoko wan mark messi?

how I wish it was crouch Chelsea bought instead of giroud... o tittan fun shelsea

kaycyor:
The only thing Bakayoko is good at is to run n sweat all around his body..!!! Chelsea have been bakayokoed...

is it your sweat..??

someone should help me with that Jide kosoko meme

obiorathesubtle:


Chelsea don too make mouth..
It's time to school them

lol...messi dey para as e dey so

mukina2:
Babbbyy daddddddyyyy

I sight you mukina...so you came to watch baby daddy

obiorathesubtle:




Aahhhhhh.. This ref..

Baba.. Dy share the card dy go..

Demoralize them..

We go show Chelsea for champions league say dem no dy follow barca rob shoulder..

soffrey now..lol
.no make them fear