₦airaland Forum

Cromcruach91:
Thread created January 25th....comes here 23 March

Nairaland....nairaland!

we love recycling man...

QuietHammer:
Apart from chanting "Bring back Dapchi" from the comfort of your chair, what practical steps have you taken?

steps taken
subscribed and came online to rant..ain't that enough progress ?

Enemyofpeace:
Just becurse they couldn't bought their own

u could have owned a car if not for your English

dosage150:
hahahaha uche gi di ya nwannaa

translate for.me o bros

hajoke2000:
yeah .....the problem of Nigeria is in Nigeria

where else will it be?
imagine a foreigner (mark Zuckerberg) coming to tell us what Nigeria problem is and where it lies...

dosage150:
yes that Davido's song IF
My little brother have been asking me what is "Chuku chuku"

kindly tell him it's a short name for CHUKWUDI

rawpadgin:
it beats my imagination how irrelevant nitwits like these will be hating on someone that's way way way above ur league

This guy is to track & field events what messi is to football, what Roger Federer is to lawn tennis, what LeBron James is to basketball, what Tiger Woods was to golf & what Michael Phelps is to swimming so show the man some fvcking respect unless u not a sport fan!

Right from wen he was a kid he always wanted to play football. He pleaded with SAF to give him a trail but saf never did

Mind you, he's not there for the money cuz he's fvckin rich. The man just want to play football so give him a break

please don't waste your comments on this people making hate speech everywhere

Divay22:
Lol I go reset him brain one day...

givam slap I dey your back

hajoke2000:
the tribalism on this nl is so critical......that is exactly y this country is not moving forward ......

don't mind them.. they never comment on a topic without condemning a particular tribe..
sometimes we Nigerians are part of Nigeria's problem

hajoke2000:
Igbo's are wonderful ....



Yoruba's are fabulous.....



and Hausa's are gorgeous




Nigeria was once a great nation....


is just our leaders...


may GOD save us all .......


#shalom#

first person I'll see that uses his comment to promote the three tribes
God bless u
please don't be like the mumus that engage in tribalism here on NL..

CuriousMynd:
Father confessor indeed

hehehe...mo bad gan

CuriousMynd:

bad guy..I read your.mind die...call me father confessor

CuriousMynd:
Because they are BLACK PANTHERS

sir werey
WAKANDA PANT

chenzen:
simply because they can wear the black ones for three weeks before washing... the white ones quickly develop permanent black unwashable maps just underneat the groin region which becomes irritable and they are forced to dispose it for another. Financial bouyant classy gurls can deal with the luxury of white undies... but many hustling ghetto street babes cant really afford wearing one new white pant every other day. shekina!!!

orisirisi see pant analyzer

Divay22:
Show you a pic of my pant, because you are what? Abeg shift my friend...
Know your limit.

@divay...na pant matter u dey follow this guy drag...leave him joor

Viicfuntop:
Martin Luther King

and oh nice pics you've got..its looks mean..I like it though

obaataaokpaewu:
Martin Luther King

thanks bro

Viicfuntop:
Martin Luther King

oh thanks dear...you're such a darling

can you compare her own 'I had a dream' with that of this American man (forgotten his name self )

chai this cee- c don bewitch me

someone remind me.of the man's name na

fk001:
Thank you my brother

smiles...anytime.man...baba I dey find job o...current location Abuja

fk001:
Yahooze - don't know his real name
Do me do me - Psquare

Fall in Love- D banj

kolomental - faze


African Queen - Tuface

lol..yahooze by olumaintain

kingspeter42:
It depends I can get beans n bread for just #300

guy u just ginger me for weytin to eat tomorrow

Homeboiy:
your number 2 holds no ground

as a bachelor, u know how much it costs to prepare rice n stew

when you will only eat twice n your tired of it

buka straight

see person like me...who geh time and money to dey cook abeegi...ounje ita lo jawo ju

rawpadgin:
U guys should stop including that "cook ur meal urself" bull crap

Eating out is way cheaper than cooking @ home unless u want to visit AJ or KFC

@ mama emma buka....... Bread 70, beans 70,meat 50 & pure water 10naira = 200naira

@Mama chinwendu's buka........ Fufu 100, meat 100(2meat 50,50) with beta banga soup then wash everything down with 1cold pure water 10naira= 210

With 410naira u are okay for the day.


While cooking on the other hand

Let's assume u want to prepare the cheapest rice known to mankind, "oil rice" aka concoction rice

U will buy rice, buy pepper, buy onion & maggi, buy oil com buy like 2cooked egg to epp the ministry (man nor fit wack without na). So that the food nor go look to plain u fit just buy like 100card crayfish, buy kerosene.........

& maybe some of ur guys go dey touchline dey warm up make food done quick so u gats do am plenty small


Mehnnnnn! I ain't cooking @ home until i get married

you're my guy...see person like me o...

Onyinye15:
Funke

FUNKE !!! aiye mi o

kuchikau1:
u are based in? And read?

based in Abuja... studied Insurance at the Polytechnic ibadan

Onyinye15:
See prayer
Buhari where are you

in za oza room

Onyinye15:
Up Nepa!!! No worry keep am back

expect power failure again soon...NEPA no dey last..

kuchikau1:
can u lecture. In a tetiary insti.

I can give it my all sir..

Jeezuzpick:
........and a bad husband dumps her dumb arse and runs off with another woman.....and her house!

Sincerely, I'm married, but if my wife single-handedly builds a house and wants to put my name on the papers, I'll insist her name goes in there, too.

When I just got married, my wife gave my broke ass some money to buy a refrigerator. I put her name on the receipt. She was a bit annoyed, but I told her she bought the fridge, so her name should be on the receipt as the owner.

But that's just me.

thumbs up to you sir....

meanwhile help a brother sir ..looking for job..akinnifesiolumide@gmail.com
current location abuja

MizMyColi:


A good husband is one that buys a house, a car, and three plots of land and registers all in his wife's name.

My kind of man

that is Jesus my dear...10hectares for u in heaven

olayinex:
olajumoke own don finish na rice seller dis tym, me self dey sell yam oo