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Although this scenario has not occured as of now, I have it on good authority from someone here in Nairaland that come the 20th of July, this statement is going to become reality. Anyone care for a bet?

And mind you, this is some serious shit

Uh oh, didn't know that my darling Muki was such a football fan, anyways, the Gambian boys proved that they got balls. Accept my sympathies dear, their time go soon come.

Meanwhile I got a prediction from some good authority, make I go form thread put, see y'all there

Bu hu hu hu , Creamish, I have been stabbed in the back, iice please come and help me remove Muki's dagger from my body , she wants to scam me with phantom musicians. I have it on good authority that they decided to perform free for the hitherto broken hearted ajadrage.

Aside from creamish who is not even a musician and iice that wants her movie appearance fee only , all others na free dem want take perform, abi you no see when Whitney dey give ajadrage some heartbreaking tips free of charge? Babaluku if you're there, come and save meeeeeeeee (fainting like iice)

Haa, Muki, boku nii mata sa yu taa dem doku bopa ehn? You want to do a fast one on me, you no be good business partner. I will come down to the Gambia, I will come with emm, whats his name again o, mmm, dat EFCC guy, he will join me to speak your language and and you will run and leave all the money for me. In fact I will not tell you what Sherlock Holmes has found out again.

Plus sharn payment, we're both gonna be rich, hooraaaaaaaayyyyy . Come o, don't tell creamish and iice and babaluku and whoever else when go short our share of all these money, you hear Muki

Na for ajadrage " oh thread and needle" post I see sharn06, she posted on the 7th of July I think, trust me now, I told her fast to come check us out in here. I also told her that some females have snatched ajadrage's heart from her , don't worry girls, I did not mention any names.

Poor spawnie doggy, everyday I wish I could have gotten a taste of him myself, you don't think by any chance them go reserve some of the parts for deep freezer somewhere in iice's crib.

Bulls eye! No wonder iice calls herself iice, she's been cooling spawnie's remains in her cool lair. Let me contact Sherlock Holmes. Iice, you better come bribe me oh, I need the right hind limb, barbecued, then grilled steaming with plenty sauce(hmmmm, I can perceive the aroma of roasting dog meat already).

Hmm, if I calculate iice bribe and ajadrage reward, I'm gonna be rich!!!

Muki dearie, okay, I will not speak our language here again so others would not think we're trying to plan a mutiny or something. How you dey, hope all is well, it's been a little quiet in here of late. E be like say iice and creamish dey make serious efforts to conceal the whereabouts of poor spawn. That dog is ancient history and there is no Sherlock Holmes that can discover where him dey.

Hooraaaaaay, where is ajadrage, where is ajadrage, I just saw a post by sharn06, she's back!

You no do anything wrong

Abeg if una no wan buy the guy car make una no dey post unneccessary post for here jare, haba! Na must say una must open una mouth dey talk jargon, poverty don mesmerise plenty people mind for obodo Naija finish. Guy viper, good luck in your quest to make someone a wanna be big boy/girl car owner, I only feel sorry for the original owner of the wheels, but as they say, such is life

Sharn06 you baaaaaad girl, where the hell have you been, see every one is lookin for you especially ajadrage, you just play with the guy heart abandon am like that. You guys got a thread together "ajadrage and sharn06:best thing on nairaland", remember? A thread that you never posted anything on, thats not fair on the brother girl. Anyways, wellcome back sha, I hope you've not come to lay claim to the guy oh, because right now, he is "other peoples property" (OPP)

iice, thanks for the wellcome, I missed u guys small, but it's like urself and creamish, u guys want to make the poor ajadrage guy go bankrupt, e be like say na only mukina dey sympathise with the guy at all (plus me too ).
Muki, u try small, but it is like the language that I spoke hard u to understand finish, rather than havin headaches about my man, I'm havin heartsoothes, if u know what I mean , I'm expectin him over this weekend and it's gonna be wild.

Woe to men, the rest of them anyway(aside ajadrage). I guess I'll see u guys later, let me go make every where as romantic as can be. I must really be in love girls.

Whitelexi, no fear, I was only speakin in tongues, and where the hell is babaluku, looking somewhere else I believe since iice don freeze his tongue.

saa benna saa tat! saa Muti! yes Bopa! la! Mbu pat nii tot huda ya to saa bopa no banna wo to man

Na only mukina fit understand the words I say.

I lost my virginity a while ago, but I didn't have to lose my dignity for doing that now, did I?

mukina darling, abeg no vex, but my own english no b like the great babaluku own sha, na university of Toronto naim e learn his own. Please, if you people dey share any money, I no mind some oh, I hear that the exchange rate is quite good these days

Sharn06

It seems you just dissapeared from nairaland. Please contact ajadrage on his thread "ajadrage and sharn06: the hottest thing on nairaland. You guys were supposed to be an item, wetin happen?

And ajadrage, yup, you got my signature right, it is an old school slow jam, I think Barry Whyte or somebody, I love that song, in fact my boyfriend inspired it as my signature, we're so in love([i][/i]musing in daydreams and romantic thots of my one and only)

Wow, I must say that this thread has thrived. It's a shame I've been missin out on all the fun that's been goin on here, although I do not get to browse as much as you guys anyway, but anytime I come around, I never get to see it on the forum, na search I take see una so. Kudos to mukina and iice and creamish for keeping this thread alive and ajadrage, I no know wetin I go tell you. You started out with the hots for someone, but it seems the thread got even hotter without that one . Too bad na wetin sharn06 dey miss we all go begin dey gain abi girls?

The new entrant babaluku is looking for ajadrage trouble o, never in this thread did the poor hunk (chuckling in mischief) express any feeling of the romantic kind to iice nor anybody for that matter, na sharn the guy be dey find. Look, this luku, kuku carry iice if you so wish, I doubt she will look in your direction as I am sure she got more than enough suitors, and I can bet that none of them they cause headache anytime dem open their mouth to speak

I wan go post new thread asking for the whereabouts of sharn06 so, make she come see say ajadrage wey she abandon is having a real swell time

Actually love, there is something we can do o, we can stop . But na dat one come be my problem, I need to stop before it gets too late. You need to stop too u know.

Problem solving skills is one of the many things that the creator has bestowed upon man since his creation. The earliestt inhabitants of the earth were great problem solvers and they used this gift in their day to day endeavours.

Man only lost this gift after his fall. Since then, any extra ordinary problem solved is classified as a "miracle". Is it not trite that Jesus told his followers that even they could do greater works than he?

He was aware that this element was ingrained in all men and women, but one has to be able to connect to the source from whence it came from. The one who created all things is well aware of the complexities to human comprehension and thus has provided a solution for all problems

@sweet T, if all you do is f_ck your girl every day, then I feel sorry for the both of you. I am not here to talk about my sex life, just trying to talk about feelings and at twenty, I do not think that I'm too young, I see younger girls here do things that'll make you go "hmmm"

Let us see if the incessant kidnappings and all that stuff will cease. Although I seriously doubt this as the Niger Delta militancy has been hijacked by commercial ransom seekers and proffessional kidnappers. Make we siddon dey look (apologies to the late Bola Ige)

I'm a mermaid or mammy water like you call it

Been smoking since sixteen, but I'm seriously making efforts to quit. Lets suport eachother, smokers, non smokers and soon to be non smokers

I can vouch for the love of my boyfriend

Are you aware that someone claims that you and him are the hottest item on nairaland? But your post isn't on the thread, how come?

How hot can you be when your partner in hotness has not even posted one comment on this thread?