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Family / Re: Her Dad Is Attracted To Her - What Should She Do by KKImoh: 3:09pm On Oct 14, 2013
Chregor: The man involved is her dad,right?
Then she's got to confront him first furiously to register her displeasure at the incidence as well as threatening to involve mum, if she ever senses such advances.
This is a clear case of incest.
I hope it's real, because , it's too serious for a joke#swinging_my_head_@_the_folly_dat_engulfs_the_world
u talk like u knw natin, a penis has no thinking faculty, sexual urges r normal, but when it gets outta hand, it bekum dangerous esp. In an incest situation, d gal and ha dad both made a mistake, when she noticed his prolonged hugging nd pecking, and hand dropin on ha ass, wah did she do? I lyk 2remind u dat "AN ERECT COCK HAS NO CONSCIENCE" , they just nid 2set out a framework 2get ova dis, tellin ha mama, crying, goin outa d hauz wont help mattaz.
Family / Re: Her Dad Is Attracted To Her - What Should She Do by KKImoh: 3:01pm On Oct 14, 2013
Afam4eva: Make your friend dey there dey advertise her b00bs and curves for her father and hope that since he's biologically related to you, there's no way he will try anything. Conji is no respecter of persons and human beings were not explicitly created not to feel sexually attracted to people they're related to. That's why people have to know where to dray the line. The reason why your friend's father has started having sexual feelings for your friend is because he has seen too much and the thing has torched his brain and even if his head tries to control those feelings, that 1diot between his leg won't allow that. Let her just draw thw line chikena.
i lov dis comment
Fashion / Re: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by KKImoh: 2:11pm On Oct 14, 2013
I hate da ''MY M0NEY GROWS LIKE GRASS'" "ama kip kip" "i facebuk yr mum" "i luv hoes" " Men are cheats" wtf! I just hate shirts wit nonsensical inscripti0ns
Music/Radio / Re: What Are Your Top Five 5 Favourite Songs At The Moment? by KKImoh: 2:51pm On Oct 12, 2013
1] The script ft Wil.i.am -I am hall of fame
2] Eminem ft lil wayne - No love
3] Lil wayne ft bruno mars - Mirror
4]Don meon - He never sleeps
5] Kendrick lamar ft Drake - Poetic justice
Sports / Re: Nigerian Players That Deserve Super Eagles Call-up by KKImoh: 2:41pm On Oct 12, 2013
Syenite:
Compare Anichebe/Obasi with Emenike/Moses/Musa/Nwofor. Is Anichebe/Obasi better? If yes then they deserve a call-up, else they should stay put where they are for now.
afam it seems lyk u'r nt in reality wit d football world, obasi hasnt net a goal for more dan 5month, even anichebe fynds it hard 2score, damn physicality, futbal dnt use muscles again
Sports / Re: Sunday Mba Vows To Shame Critics by KKImoh: 2:31pm On Oct 12, 2013
Afam4eva: It's advisable not to put your hope in Nigerians cos they can use and dump. Is this not the same Sunday Mba that everyone was praising for helping us win the nations cup? Just some months after, we're already badmouthing him. It's the same thing that we did to Ikechukwu Uche. We called him the best NIgerian player before the nations cup and after that, we started calling for his exclusion in the team. Nigerians, may una fear God.
coach afam, its not badmouthing, its just dat dos dude dint live up 2expectation. Brazil kant damn neymar, bkuz they knw he can do wonders on d pitch, 9ja dint damn okocha or kanu, cos they knw their worth on d pitch
Family / Re: 14-year-old Pupil Wins N1m For Rescuing Boy In Boat Accident by KKImoh: 9:38pm On Oct 11, 2013
Adekunle 4rm minna, i respect yr hustle #GOODBOY
Sports / Re: Keshi Condemns Abuja Stadium Renovated Pitch by KKImoh: 10:02am On Oct 09, 2013
eddiebruk:

Blame ya papa, na GEJ be Minister of works..?
hahahaha, naso o. U no lie, GEJ CANT DO VRYTIN
Phones / Re: TECNO M3 - Discussion Thread by KKImoh: 2:57pm On Oct 08, 2013
dbtosine: Tank at oxyxcel
i just installed my whatsapp, d tin is just sayin unable 2connect
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bank Error Makes A US Man The World First Ever Trillionaire by KKImoh: 12:44pm On Oct 08, 2013
berem: Na who no like money? Money no dey beleful pesin at all! Just pray for this kind mistake miracle to happen to you! grin
berem u no lie! At this present economic downturn, 98% 9jerians would withdraw nd skata d money prior to the bank closing down on the account.
Music/Radio / Re: Ice Prince Ft French Montana - “I Swear” (Video) by KKImoh: 12:37pm On Oct 08, 2013
badt guy FOZ
Education / Re: Christians Protest Merger Of Schools By Aregbesola by KKImoh: 11:00am On Oct 08, 2013
Haywhymido: See segregation of d highest order.since d schools av bin merged if xtians r allow to attend muslim public schools,y will d xtians stop d muslims 4rm attendin dia schools.I av said it b4, na dis xtians go start religion war 4 southwest.n dey do preach abt love ur neighbour as urself. Arrant nonsense.
u talk without an iota of sensibility, dat goat beard man, nd his education policy arent clear, the church nd its skul has a rite 2say no to whateva, d state gov't. Wana do
Islam for Muslims / Re: Lagos State Confiscates Sallah Rams by KKImoh: 10:52am On Oct 08, 2013
eddiebruk:

Na your ancestors get Lagos...?
na yr own ancestorz own lasgidi. Ole!
Music/Radio / Re: Which Songs/Music Videos Pisses You Off Bigtime? by KKImoh: 9:20pm On Oct 07, 2013
kolawaxxy: All igbo songs. They make me feel like banging my head against the nearest wall. Aaarrrrgghhhh!!
physco maniac

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Politics / Re: New Ikeja Police College (in Pictures) by KKImoh: 11:11am On Oct 07, 2013
aguiyi:

Texazz pls shut up.

how many expose do we hear of and see every day. what do the leaders do about it.

when was that college constructed
when was it last maintained
what is the plan put in place for its continued maintenance


it only takes a man with a kind heart to hear and react to the crying of another mans baby. i dont care people will always say, wetin the mama of that pikin dey do when im dey cry like that and just continue to do their thing
leave d silly gurl
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank demands N1M For Employment, GTB Asks For Obituaries. by KKImoh: 10:22pm On Oct 06, 2013
ariseandshine:

Men you are not a learner
TEACHING
TEACHING
TEACHING!!!
Nursery or Primary

Even Secondary School is a NO GO area for me.
u dnt knw anytin b.dat
Religion / Re: Death Of Church Members: How Does Your Church React? by KKImoh: 3:07pm On Oct 05, 2013
tchidi: I attend RCCG, when a member lost his Dad, even though he was not an active member, my pastor conducted the wake keep and a bus was provided to take us to the cemetary.

When another member lost his wife, my pastor also conducted the wake keep, and we all went to his village for d burial where the home church pastor presided over.

However, deaths are not announced in the main church service so that someone doesn't scream 'EWO Chi'm oº°˚!!' shocked shocked cry cry and scatter everywhere... However, in the smaller church groups and workers meeting, it is talked about.
why? Pls tel me why? But if sm1 wins 20million, it wil b announced bah? The bible is standard "rejoice wit doz who rejoice & mourn wit doz who mourn''

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Religion / Re: Death Of Church Members: How Does Your Church React? by KKImoh: 2:13pm On Oct 05, 2013
plaetton:

wink
Yes Italo.
I agree with you 100%.
The catholic church is unrivaled when it comes to taking care of her children.

so correct, i can bet my last card on catholic church and Assemblies of God, this two rili takes a member funeral like their own, weda rich or poor.

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Music/Radio / Re: Your Best Music Video Director In Nigeria? by KKImoh: 2:09pm On Oct 05, 2013
clarence peters, his got dat enigma in his videos just like american DIRECTOR-X
Music/Radio / Re: Iyanya - Le Kwa Ukwu by KKImoh: 1:42pm On Oct 05, 2013
lokito: "Le kwa ukwu" meaning see yansh.
And u think this kind of song will help my future?
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LMAO! I TAYA O!
Music/Radio / Re: Iyanya - Le Kwa Ukwu by KKImoh: 1:39pm On Oct 05, 2013
K.K Imoh:
dat badt guy inyanya, dude just flows wit da beat, just like WIL.I.AM
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i don shine! First to comment. Hurray!
Music/Radio / Re: Iyanya - Le Kwa Ukwu by KKImoh: 1:37pm On Oct 05, 2013
dat badt guy inyanya, dude just flows wit da beat, just like WIL.I.AM
Politics / Re: Civil Servants; Have You Been Paid Your September Salary? by KKImoh: 10:35am On Oct 05, 2013
Mubby4luv: Ma papa done bring him sept salary come house tey tey we done wack am finish self. watin this one dey ask?
CAPITal AGBAYA
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Abandoned And Dilapidated Telephone-Booths In Abuja. by KKImoh: 10:21am On Oct 05, 2013
Baba_Eleko: I remember one line from "Big KRIT's" 2011 BET Cypher "You always there now u never there, pay phone" grin

Hip hop heads in the house should remember that line cos the BET audience tot it was funny too.
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YEAH, I REMEMBER IT GOT THE FANS LAUGHING OUT
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Is A Nairalander! by KKImoh: 5:03pm On Oct 04, 2013
PvtParts: I am Dangote
U ARE A FRAUDSTER. SCAM ALERT
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by KKImoh: 2:23pm On Oct 04, 2013
rhymes neva lose their vibes
Family / Re: Ever Worn The Same Dress With A Stranger To An Event? by KKImoh: 1:56pm On Oct 04, 2013
Lordave: you're pathetic tribalist and a doomed liar.
u can lie oh!
Food / Re: US Farmer Grows Multi-coloured Corn (Pictures) by KKImoh: 10:41am On Oct 03, 2013
chop maize and pourge! Dis genetic maize no look funny
Career / Re: Questions That Will Help You Find Out Your True Self. by KKImoh: 5:46pm On Oct 02, 2013
nobody wan accept 51 to 60 upward, nawa oh! I guess some ppl fall there ,but dnt wana accept it
Celebrities / Re: Okey Bakassy Writes In Support Of Jim Iyke's Deliverance by KKImoh: 3:30pm On Oct 02, 2013
Okey is so rite, everyone has a problem, it only depends how u get the solution, jim iyke has gotten his, and so many people spewing trash. Even demons like denecia and co are quoting bible. 9ja i hail thee, una pokenosing to much

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