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nico:
I love Girls that wears make-ups, I think they look beautiful. I don't think there should be age limit
Hopefully when I'm old enough to date.
I will like to date girls with lots of make-ups and dance on my B'day
My Best friend said I don't need to use condoms on fridays, he said that's when Aids is on Holiday
I can't see it anywhere in the textbooks
I don't know if he's telling me the truth cause I'm still a Virgin and I don't to want die young
I can't ask my family cause they say I'm too young to think about sex.

hey nico, i knw ur type well enuf, y claim ignorance wen u are a prof at it?u use condoms on other days but u dont use on fridays cos ur guy said so.show me ur frnd and i ll knw whom u are, u dont av to tell us.yet claim u r a virgin, cmon.hw old are u,lad?

omo:
*someone please slap me*!!

y shud any1 do dat, omo?

new here, nico, wats dat all about?
all pretense?

Hips Don't Lie

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move
your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way
you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it


I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so
you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de dia
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de dia

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Señorita, feel the conga, let me see you
move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila asi, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila asi

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy
a refugee like me back with the Fugees
from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for
Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more we do snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our
own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I'm on tonight and my
hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting

oh my God! that was my first exclamation wen i saw the beginnin of the comparism and by the end i was laughing the whole house down. i cant stop, not now. its just so funny and gud. this needs publishin
lol alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahhahhhahahhahha

u are never rigther
celtel delays too much especially wen u got low crdt on ur fone
and d service is not satble
v mobil is beta

hmmmmmmmmmmmm, dats sumtin oooooooooooooooooo
u pp cant be like jesus?dont u remember mary magdalene?
jesus said anyone who has not sinned shud pick a stone to throw at her first wen she was caught in adultery. was she stoned at last?
u dont av to report to her husband. just tell her to stop callin and comin and try to avoid her till she gets it off her head.
in the first place, u still luv d girl? try to be her husband's gud frnd and get a new girl to remind u dat u dont need her in ur life anymore.
peace be unto u.

this is very urgent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAU IN EKPOMA , EDO STATE IN NIGERIA  is writing its post jamb exams on THURSDAY 31st of august this year.
u gt to buy form and bank draft to write d exam,
any iinterested person daT wants more information, call this no , 08066401873

                       i talk good abi i no talk good[b][/b]

because its omotola, omosexy.  
wht da ya expect? she's so beautiful,forget about screen lightening and all those camera stuff. u need to c her to knw what i mean.

i dunno it

did u choose courses in ur waec forms?
never knew they do dat too

any one wid info on wen AMBROSE ALLI UNI in EKPOMA is writing its post jamb exams PLZ?
I NEED TO KNW,