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Jokes EtcWhat Qould Be Your Reaction To This? by klassikman(op): 4:49pm On May 30, 2016
A man 'X' was married to a lady he had loved since college days and the marriage was five years old with two beautiful kids, then one day mr. 'X' got to work early only to discover he has been relieved of his job, goes to his boss office to know why, he realised his boss dropped the letter before he left the country, he then rushes to his car which refuses to kick start, he walks back home, on his way a bus splashes water on his body and then he gets home looking a mess only to find a letter of divorce on his table claiming the kids are not his and his wife wanted to leave him, he goes to his doctor who told him he is truly unable to impregnate a woman and that his wife's claim is true and then getting back home, a firm called him to evacuate his house and that his wife had sold it, he goes to his children's school to see his kids and was told his wife had changed their school and then he goes back to his wife's office and was told they were surprised his wife did not tell him she will be leaving town with the kids, goes back to his office and his car that didn't start earlier had been driven away, he goes to his parents apartment and was told they died two days back that the news was kept from reaching their children and that the house is bank's property. Mr. 'X' was tired and climbed onto a bridge about to end it all, his phone then rings at first he refused to pick it up because he was saying his final prayers, just few seconds to jump he decided to hear the last of the bad news and then the voice at the other end says "you've just been punk'd".

If you were mr 'X' what would you do when you see this people who punk'd you?

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CelebritiesRe: AY Changes Hairstyle, Looking Young & Fresh by klassikman(m): 4:14pm On May 30, 2016
Ayoswit:
All na packaging
at least the packaging get money to compliment
CelebritiesRe: Ik Ogbonna And Wife Sonia Step Out In Style (photo) by klassikman(m): 3:59pm On May 30, 2016
issokay
PhonesRe: Upload Your Home Screen Lets See Who Got Nice Customization by klassikman(m): 5:16pm On May 23, 2016
nothing much on mine here

SportsVan Gaal Has Been Sacked by klassikman(op): 2:51pm On May 23, 2016
Van Gaal's two-year reign at Old Trafford proved divisive, with several fans and former players bemused by the Dutchman's playing style having seen United score just 49 league goals this season.

And after Van Gaal arrived at the club's Carrington training ground for work on Monday he was relieved of his duties. The 64-year-old remained cordial throughout the rest of the morning but his backroom staff were seen clearing their desks after being sacked along with the man who brought them to the club in 2014.

Executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward was also seen on site alongside one of the club's lawyer.

Celebrities10 World Female Billionaires by klassikman(op): 11:02am On May 23, 2016
<b>Top 10 World female billionaires</b>
Who said wealth is meant for the men alone, i don't think so, i know some people may be puzzled as to why am presenting this list, lets say it is a way to motivate the females as well as the males that money does not select based on ethnicity, race, beauty or any category at all. Anybody can make it big irrespective of where you are, who you are or what you think or know you can or cannot do. Let me skip the basis and go straight to the point suggested by my topic.
The list is the top 10 female billionaires of the world, if you're a female, there is a huge possibility of being among the list some day.

1 Liliane Bentecourt

Born: Liliane Henriette Charlotte Schuelle
21 October 1922 (age 93) in Paris, France
Occupation: Principal shareholder of L'Oréal
Net worth: US$ 37.7 billion (March 2016)
Spouse(s): André Bettencourt (1950–2007, his death)
Children: Françoise Bettencourt Meyers

2 Alice Walton

Born: Alice Louise Walton
October 7, 1949 (age 66) in Newport, Arkansas,US
Residence: Mineral Wells, Texas, US Citizenship United States
Education: Trinity University
Known for: Heiress, Walton family fortune
Net worth: US$ 33.7 billion (May 2016)
Board member of Amon Carter Museum
Spouse(s): Divorced
Parent(s): Sam Walton, Helen Walton

3 Jacquelin Mars

Born: October 10, 1939 (age 76)
Residence: The Plains, Virginia, US
Citizenship: American
Education: Miss Hall's School
Alma mater: Bryn Mawr College
Known for: Mars, Inc. fortune
Net worth: US$ 23.6 billion (February 2016)
Spouse(s): David H. Badger (m. 1961–84), Hank Vogel (m. 1986–94)
Children: Alexandra Badger, Stephen M. Badger, Christa Badger
Parent(s): Forrest Mars, Sr. (1904–1999), Audrey Mars (1910–1989)
Relatives: Frank C. Mars (grandfather), Forrest Mars, Jr. (brother), John Mars (brother)

4 Maria Franca Fissolo

Born: 1917/1918 (age 98–99)
Residence: Monte Carlo, Monaco
Citizenship: Italian
Occupation: Owner of Ferrero SpA
Known for: Nutella, Mon Chéri, Kinder Chocolate, Ferrero Rocher, Tic Tacs, Kinder Eggs
Net worth: US$ 23.1 billion (March 2016)
Spouse(s): Michele Ferrero (deceased)
Children: Pietro (deceased), Giovanni

5 Susanne klatten

Born: Susanne Hanna Ursula Quandt
28 April 1962 (age 54) in Bad Homburg, Germany
Residence: Bad Homburg
Citizenship: Germany
Education: IMD-Lausanne (MBA)
Known for: holdings in Altana and BMW
Net worth: US$ 19.1 billion (May 2016)
Spouse(s): Jan Klatten (m. 1990)
Parent(s): Herbert Quandt (1910–1982), Johanna Quandt (1926–2015)
Relatives: Stefan Quandt (brother; b. 1966)

6 Laurene Powell Jobs

Born: Laurene Powell
November 6, 1963 (age 52) in West Milford, New Jersey
Nationality: American
Alma mater: University of Pennsylvania (B.A. & B.S.), Stanford Graduate School of Business(M.B.A.)
Occupation: Business executive
Net worth: US$ 17.7 billion (May 2016)
Political party: Democratic
Spouse(s): Steve Jobs (m. 1991–2011; his death)
Children: Reed (1991), Erin (1995), Eve (1998)
Relatives: Mona Simpson (sister-in-law)

7 Abigail Johnson

Born: Abigail Pierrepont Johnson
December 19, 1961 (age 54)
Residence: Boston, Massachusetts
Citizenship: United States
Education: William Smith College, Harvard Business School
Occupation: CEO and President, Fidelity Investments
Chairman, Fidelity International
Net worth: US$ 13.7 billion (February 2016)
Spouse(s): Christopher J. McKown (m. 1988)]
Relatives: Edward C. Johnson II (grandfather), Edward C. Johnson III (father), Edward C. Johnson IV (brother), Elizabeth Johnson (sister)

8 Charlene de Carvalho-Heineken

Born: Charlene Heineken
30 June 1954 (age 61) in Amsterdam, Netherlands
Residence: London, England
Education: Rijnlands Lyceum Wassenaar
Alma mater: University of Leiden
Net worth: US$ 13.4 billion (October 2015)
Spouse(s): Michel de Carvalho
Parent(s): Freddy Heineken and Lucille Cummins

9 Gina Rinehart

Born: Georgina Hope Hancock
9 February 1954 (age 62) in Perth, Western Australia
Nationality: Australian
Education: St Hilda's School
Alma mater: University of Sydney (attended)
Occupation: Chairman of Hancock Prospecting (HPPL)
Net worth: US$10.1 billion (March 2016)
Religion: Anglican
Spouse(s): Greg Hayward (m. 1973; div. 1981)
Frank Rinehart (m. 1983; d. 1990)
Childrenwith Hayward; John Hayward-Hancock, Bianca Hayward 
with Rinehart; Hope Rinehart-Welker, Ginia Rinehart 
Parent(s): Lang Hancock, Hope Nicholas

10 Massimiliana Landini Aleotti

Born: 1942/1943 (age 73–74)
Residence: Italy
Citizenship: Italian
Occupation: Owner of Menarini
Net worth: US$ 11.6 billion (January 2016)
Spouse(s): Alberto Aleotti (deceased)
Children: Lucia Alberto Giovanni

CelebritiesRe: Why Lil Kesh Embarrassed And Insulted President Buhari On Twitter by klassikman(m): 10:28am On May 23, 2016
opinions upon opinions thats what i see, how e take concern me if e nor fit buy fuel ni, shebi it is Buhari that bought the car for him or should Buhari na come and be fueling it for him because fuel na N145, the Nigga is not serious.
PhonesRe: Upload Your Home Screen Lets See Who Got Nice Customization by klassikman(m): 7:05am On May 23, 2016
mine

PropertiesRe: Abuja Man Selling His House For N1.6trillion (photo) by klassikman(m): 6:18am On May 23, 2016
This is another way of saying "this house is not for sale", if i have that kind of money i'll build four off campus hostels and my own house.
TV/MoviesYour Top 5 Series by klassikman(op): 9:50pm On May 22, 2016
With series movies becoming a high demand as domestic entertainment, hundreds of movies have come to limelight and has changed tv for good, from thrillers to comedy to suspense to musical to horror, what ever category you are in search of, you'll find at least one that will keep you at the edge. Back in the reign of Prison break, Merlin, legend of the seeker, glee, vampire diaries, originals, empire, game of thrones, ER, X-files, 2 broke girls, blindspot, flash, arrows, strike back, 24, lost, desperate housewives and a host of others worthy of mentions, now the task is for you to share with everyone on NL your preferred top 5 series movies.
According to personal ranking list your top 5 series movies here.
SportsWho Would Be Strongest In Euro Nation Cup 2016? by klassikman(op): 5:47pm On May 22, 2016
As the euro 2016 draws close, scheduled to begin on 10th june hosted in france with an expanded system of 24 teams. With the team list for various teams flying out and warm up matches scheduled here and there in preparation for the event, who do you think will be lifting the biggest european national competition in france come july 2016?
Comment with the team you tip to win the cup and five outstanding players you feel would have a great run in the competition.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Has A Crush On Richard Mofe Damijo by klassikman(m): 5:08pm On May 22, 2016
ehen o
PhonesRe: Best Data Plan Comparison Between MTN Etisalat Airtel GLO by klassikman(m): 5:05pm On May 22, 2016
Airtel consumes data like it's their birthright
CelebritiesRe: Aneke Twins Look Gorgeous To The Church Today, See The Photo by klassikman(m): 4:50pm On May 22, 2016
who nor dey look gorgeous to church before?
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Working Visit To Lagos: Places He Will Visit by klassikman(m): 4:22pm On May 22, 2016
Buhari
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Sevilla : Copa Del Rey Final (2 - 0) On 22nd May 2016 by klassikman(m): 4:07pm On May 22, 2016
i see a tough game
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Olamide, Flavour And Harrysong In Ghana by klassikman(m): 1:57pm On May 22, 2016
okay
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: DJ Humility,t Mac And Others Attend Maiden Ibru Daughter's Wedding by klassikman(m): 1:57pm On May 22, 2016
okay
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Olamide, Flavour And Harrysong In Ghana by klassikman(m): 1:50pm On May 22, 2016
okay o

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