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Loyalblak007:
Yes....at Slot,Computer Village
Was on a queue to buy a phone when dis Guy at my back kept Pressing his Diick on my bum...
and using his hands too....

I just had to leave the queue

HITTED:
We're getting to the fun part of the event. Two weirdos, Daretodiffer aka Doveda aka Akike the multi-faceted faceless Islamic feminist, is rooting for the controversial Estharfabian, who herself doesn't have a profile picture. Now, one may think it's a masquerade affair but it's just a new edition of the Miss NL yearly events. Jesus Christ!

postmann:
You should have come straight then, beautiful queen. I already know.

Well, to the male virgin issue; we all know the dictionary definition of the word Virgin. But the factual application of the term virgin man is pure nonsense and of no value whatsoever.qQ

It is pure foolishness to talk about a man's virginity. His sexual organ makes the term idiotic.

Let me give you a practical example; and this is for all the misinformed women and the brainwashed men out there:

You don't look for a virgin car driver to employ or drive you around, rather you look for a virgin car or a tokumbo one still in good condition.


I'm by no means endorsing male promiscuity but

#YouCanCallMeSexist

postmann:
I'm not so sure I do. Tell me who you are, so we can continue the discussion.

daretodiffer:
I am not completely faceless now

mysticgal:
Vote for me guys,.
I am fun oh
Your votes count

daretodiffer:
Initially, I didn't want to get involved but I changed my mind ....due to

Estharfabian, have you got a campaign manager?If no, send me a pm. If yes, send me a pm
Are you really serious about this? It would hurt to see you drop out at the last minute. If yes, I shall contact you.

HurricaneMIMZY:
Mimzy's on some some royal ish/

The others are chewing on beef -KILISHI/

She's like, "It's God's doing. KELECHI"/

Join the team Bisola, Aminu and you, NKECHI.



#HurricaneMimzy_!

postmann:
PM me your main handle, then I'll respond. Or you can just post it if you find that option convenient.

HurricaneMIMZY:
Yo!

Her name's MIMZY/
No other comes close, excuse me/
Damn! These WHOOPIE GOLDBERGS are trying to match up to MIMZY HALLE BERRY/
It's like walkie-talkies to a BLACKBERRY!


These aren't rap bars 'cause Mimzy's here to leave scars even on self-acclaimed vicars/
The other chics are decoys/ 'cause she's real with the magic like a siren from Oz/

Her curves are so real, no fake butts like LANIKKI/
You bet she's sleeky/
Sassy Nubian queen/
Chica smoking hot like that Cuban thing!/

Don-Benedictus, you're aiming for DEMI'GOLD?/
Dude, MIMZY PLATINUM just knocked you out cold/
Everything they've got, she's got it in folds/
Arise ,MIMZY! Let your glory unfold!

#HurricaneMIMZY

#TeamMimzy


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www.nairaland.com/attachments/3610957_12myfs_gifee78504529bf71546867873814bba544


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3610885_mimm_jpega2f9bee97e0c2e02ef6a1df51c7898e0

lanicky:
I'm humbled

Thanks dear

PushPlay:
Because you volunteered to be her campaign manager and she happens to be the candidate I'm supporting. dammit!



You're so silly, even Socrates would turn in his Athenian grave at your display of arrant stupidity.

joseph1832:
Yep, they did. They were among the top five.

refiner:
...fanks thanks

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Stop using that smiley, it sends the wrong message.[/color]

refiner:
...so not vote from u?

joseph1832:
Actually my Fayose example I completely on point. I've been a Nairaland member before you, I've witness about 4 to 5 miss Nairaland contest, I've been a campaign manger, I've campaign for monikers. So, trust me when I tell you its not about beauty and whatever it is you say.

Just because you want to play fair, doesn't mean others are willing to play fair.

Hope you understand what I mean?

refiner:
...lol!...yea sweety,am brilliant and smart!

joseph1832:
Good lord. Is that sarcasm? Amazing, no wonder people like Fayose use two cups of rice to deceive some people.

refiner:
...yea I am sweety...hope I get ur vote!

fairlyusedpant:
Oya shakiti bobo for refiner
the new miss nairaland

joseph1832:
Its the same thing, Nairaland is where the minds/thoughts of some nigerians converge, so election in nigeria is the same as election in nairaland.

joseph1832:
If you'd witnessed past miss nairaland, you'll not be asking me this.

mysticgal:
Please you people should vote for me, ayam begging

joseph1832:
Truthfully, non of these give one the crown. If you can call it that. Lol.

joseph1832:
I'll have you know that in Nigeria, the person the cap fits don't usually wear it.

No offense!.

Lezzlie:

JoeCutie:
And this isn't about who the cap fits again, dear, it's apparently about who get mouth (popularity) pass now. The tides have turned.

lanicky:
dollyjoy?!
I thought we are friends