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Jarizod:
So u don't know the jagaban pose if I call u mumu now people will call me wicked

jagaban pose? Lmao, but your own looks like some covering his mouth due to severe halitosis abeg tell other guys to teach you well.

Jarizod:
you see what I am saying no brain
Everyone on NL has seen my pic..can we say the same for u?

it doesn't change the fact that your breath stinks, even your camera could not stand it, you had to close your mouth, or is that a pose? . Oblong headed ape.

ireeneony:
Sorry to jump in..

Muva i thought u said you are a microbiologist and you have ur own office.
Your parents are in America.
You have an suv.


But how come you register ur bvn just becos of #2000 ..

Muva the lai microbiologist

Parents in America?

Jarizod:

Ever since i noticed u on nl..u talk very stupidly everytime
Have u no brain

see this one with mouth odour, you can't even take apic without closing your mouth, little urchin with smelly mouth, fly over me or I match you down to finality.

STFUareyouG0d:
ok. We'll talk when firsteva is back

okidokie

A very busy man who has no time for Nairaland due to "contracts" had to register BVN to receive 2k, chai, dairis god o

KINGinVAHALA:
I wish you well firsteva!

you don't have a choice asshole!!!

STFUareyouG0d:
You know what it is huh?

no clue

KINGinVAHALA:
Firsteva, we both know even your lords and this same muva aren't match for me not to talk of you, a mere female. Hope you haven't forgot what I'm capable of doing on Nairaland?

Please look for a sissy to quote, I'm just too strong for your heart to handle.

Cheers!

see this one, lmao. You are capable of nada, even saintsamura will finish you. Slave.

ireeneony:
how did you know this ...

Abeg free missspicy..
I like her..
She is the real deal!

I just dey laugh you Irene.

STFUareyouG0d:
lol. You'll have to come down here to zip whatever you want to zip


Btw, you fall my hand. But I never ready talk about am. When I ready, I go mail you

I'm sure you know what it is. Definitely not about all these dramas tho

my nigga

KINGinVAHALA:
[b]Muva my real G, believe me, I like you as a person, I see lot of traits I possess in you, forget all the e-banters we have had here, and that's why I even went as far as putting aside pride and asked for your pin which I got, not for any other purpose but just to offer you a drink but you went overboard and was still forming boss for a whole me, hmmmm, and that's what birthed the reason I halted our chat on Bbm. Please don't get me wrong, I'm not here to belittle you because I have also faced whatever you re facing right now on Nairaland and on this thread but unlike others, I'm a king with uncountable lives and nobody, I repeat, nobody born of a woman can bring me down or make me knee in front of him/her either online or offline saying "Please spare my life", that's the extent my ruggedity has gotten to.

I was pained seeing everything that was being said to laveda and despite the fact that I was so aware that you weren't the one behind those monikers but I knew you know those behind it and you can ask laveda, I personally told her that you aren't her friend because if you were you wouldn't have allowed those attacking her to do so.

Bro, see whatever that is happening right now as a lesson, we learn everybody, and as humans we must not stop learning, I have learnt mine and I hope you also learn yours but try and make your end be like mine, pick up yourself and become stronger than you were, that's what strong men do.

Happy Sunday![/b]

this one is looking for votes

STFUareyouG0d:
I didn't ask you question.

Did I?

you didn't have to, but I have asked you to zip it, it's a lawful command.

STFUareyouG0d:
Are you diamondruby?

stop asking questions, just shut up. I am firsteva.

MUVA:
You've been saying this same thing. Say something new.

but there is nothing new mybuttispretty or is there?

postmann:

Hold it right there, you darling who sail in the shadows of the storm!

This is just a reharsal, the carnage hasn't begun. It cannot begin here on his tuff -- his thread!

ok sir

MUVA:
Disgrace? LOL! Evita, you know me better than this nau?

all I know of you is you are jobless and manipulative, I also know the only life you have in on Nairaland, nothing more

MUVA:
I never said I attacked you. I said I didn't snitch on you. Laveda knows without doubts that you are behind that account. I told her you are and she investigated. As usual, you slipped and you were caught. Not my fault, bruh. Blame yourself.

lair, evil, wicked and manipulative bastard, you know Justinfifa is misspicy, there is no slip anywhere except in your fat head. You convinced Laveda it's FTbomb, there was no slip anywhere.

MUVA:
Jobless? Nah.. Money? Pictures or.. You know the rest.

screenshot you want, screen shots you will get, be prepared to get the disgrace of your elife

MUVA:
Lezzlie, why are you so envious of me?

envious that you are jobless or that you beg for recharge cards and money from nairalanders?

ShaqFu:
Is this a rhetorical question? I've since discovered that those who always scream "i'm busy" always end up being jobless, when you really observe their 'busy schedule'.

I guess busy now have so many meaning, even when one is counting sheep in th sky.

Word

dollyjoy:
shatap and talk jare

She is one of those that has been forming busy for some time now too, just grab some pop corn and coke, sit back and relax

postmann:

Laveda, are your eyes trained to decipher truth? Esp one spoken over the rooftop? Or the sweet, manipulative words spoken in the shadows by the devil himself.

Give ftboy a kiss of reconciliation.

is it a match making thread?

dollyjoy:
Hope she is not who i am thinking Eva

Aproko, Fvvck off, fati bom bom

FTbomb:
laveda...oh, sweetest laveda! the girl i've been defending offline and online. my dear, God and heaven knows i've never spoken ill of you in my life. why should i? you haven't done me any wrong...you barley know me! muva said i talked sh1t about you...the same muva i told i'd pick you over lanicky with crown and her yansh!
and who's refiner? i only supported her against kinginvahala threats...nothing more! wetin i wan use refiner do? even though i love em slim, i don't do toothpicks! refiner blood no go full one paint rubber na....haba!
laveda, kindly disregard the false accusation, baby....i have nothing against you as you have none against me. i'd rather fight for you than attack you. and if i mean to attack you at all, i'd do it with my original handle..

WTF!!!

Lmao

Gflat:
Oh. I understand you perfectly now bruv. Laveda/Lavedaa should have watched before she leaped into leagues of untrustworthy Friends

Well I guess we all live to learn

I am not bruv

You forgot to add Mybuttispretty and other female handles you use to woo yourself.