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I have been dreaming about pussies lately


Sometimes,i even see women pussi without even taking off there pant

Hope am okay

siofra:
That nice Christian boy that'll act nice just to have sex with you Clown!!
I'll prefer a Muslim man any day over those kind of Christian men.

u must have dated all mens based on religion in the world




But u look like a rat

SkengRay:
Depends on the type. If you go date Dominican babe you go cry

they are so so better and good in bed than nigerian babes

So what's your point

»JH«

DevilsEqual:
See shape

Omo, sometimes ehn, I just some women sotey, I begin dey thank God for creating women


This girl's body is a work of Art

dude,she doesn't gat boobies

What so good about that

»JH«

ChildOfDoom:
After taking doxycycline for some days to relieve me of my former sexual infection, I have caught another one.

This one is more excruciating. Girls are currently twerking their waist to lure me at the brothel but I am not moved

I just got azithromycin (500mg) to try ease my distress. Constant urinating, milky substance at the edge of my dudu and wide opening at the tip that makes my urine disperse awkwardly when i discharge.

It's heavy and hot down there. No wonder the last girl I fvcked complained that it was 'peppering' her when I dived in

If only I can resist the temptation of raw sex when cured or double the condom next time to ensure tight kitten or ferocious lash doesn't burst it

thats the reason why i didnt fvck your momma
Cause the moment i smelt your momma pussi, i saw 72 mosquitoes ,gosh i almost fainted

Mr childofdoom am sorry to say but your generation is full of stinky and irritating pussi

CELEB SPEAK TRUTH ALWAYS

Domaining101:
If you suddenly received $200k, that's like 280M in Naira today, how will you spend the money? I'll go first

I go first lodge for hotel for one week, changing neat and clean olosho everyday for the one week, spend like 2M max. Then I'll use like 50M buy two cars, one Rx350 F sport 2017-19 model and one sedan probably audi , then use like 3M enter boutique and change my wardrobe, buy clothes, watches, Shoes, etc.. Then I'll use 5M to spend on my family members, especially my mom and dad, then siblings. After that, na to find one better 2bed apartment somewhere in Lagos, not more than 3M per year and rent, na there I'll stay and plan what businesses to use remaining money for Omo in that first month of collecting that money, like
70-80M don go for flexing and bringing my life style upto standard

actually,am going to use it to clean my ass until it sparkles

MrCork:
Brother but how does this help any body chase women on romanse section sir...juss askin??(((((no oofencse))))

hum,idiot

Poor niggas chase women

Rich niggas are chased by women

WE CELEB DONT CHASE WOMEN. WOMEN CHASE US



we can help your helpless and useless masturbating poor life, if u can bow to us mrcork

at least we can promote your begging career

labake1:
I don't live in Nigeria

sorry u said

Where do u live

labake1:
I saw this somehow and people in Lagos was the first thing I could think of.


How is the flood situation at your side?

u must be one of those girls sleeping in that pic

Sunnyrado:
Please what skills would you be able to reach people for free..
Thank you

what about fvcking skillz

I can teach u for free mr sunnyrado without taking money from u
it so simple if u just bring your mum or wife to do pratice

U can text me if u need a lecture





I will be so so so glad to teach u mr sunnyrado

Lungs:
And na so baba go make U chop puff puff for next eight years IDIOT .

what the heck is puff puff

so u calling doughnut puff puff,ILLITERACY IS A DISEASE.smh.

Rechargeam247:
Very ugly looking.

so u saying u so ugly

hunnnnnhun,What a little tiny mr luminouz



so u must be wearing panties

luminouz:
I don't lie TwoC but even if I have to everyone babe...I no go lie for you.

I'm very serious. I have always never lacked the capacity to sexually satisfy a woman. Big, small...it doesn't matter... They always cum..because I understand the physiology of a woman...and my own diick prowess

wow,mr luminouz so u have a tiny prick

MrCork:
Brother pkease ansar the questions: do u belif yor sister will acccept 15k cash foe her pucccci & if yes, is she a wfey material sir?....am loookin to settle down. Can she cook sir?(no oofencse)

Dont worry mrcork,As long as u have 250 million dollar$$ u are going to settle down with my toillet maid sir

MrCork:
So brother are u sayin yor sister will not acccept 15k..cash for sexxxc....are u kidddin me??
U dont no country is had?

dude,why cant u stay on your level,must u impress me

Am sure u dont have the money to fvck my toilet maid

cause her weekly salary can take care of your family for a year

MrCork:
Of cose i pay for puccci..so u telling me if i offar yor sister N15k (N15.000 naira), she wunt acccept? Well if u tink am lyin...tried me..dare me...gimmmme her nomba sir??..
Dont be scared brother..pls gimmme het nomba?

why dont u give me yours first




By the way,what the heck is 15,000 naira. is that a national currency cause i have never heard of it


CELEB SPEND ONLY DOLLARS

SUPERBLOOM:
This is wrong

so u are their president

Sir,tell me how many monkiers are u using to beg

If i guess 200

MrCork:
U dont collect reciept when u pay for stuff?...isnt that wot reciept is for?
..did they remove yor brain in primary schoooool sir?(juss askin)

so u pay for pussi,how much

Cause i have never heard of poor people paying for sex
Poor people beg for sex,so stay on your lane CELEB ADVICE

MrCork:
Hpw muxh did u pay for sexxxc sir....did u collect receipt?(no oofencse)

so brainless,so u collect receipt after sex
Your family must be really soaked in povertyNo wonder you always thinking stupidly







So stupid

Welcum:
Who declared it nude day? And what does it mean?

why dont u check your calender and stop asking stupid questions

nifemi25:
WHICH ONE IS NUDE DAY AGAIN ?

so u are not aware of nude day and u are on planet earth

LADIES
Happy nude day to all ladies and my fans on nairaland,i know u love me and i love u too,i wish u good life and more blessing on this good day and more blessing on this good day and more pricks in advance

TO MEN
Why is it that u guys dont gat respect for celeb,I know u guys love me but why is it so hard to say
Anyways i wish all men happy nude day, more pussy to lick,more arss to fvck,more boobies to suck and more panties to tear

God will see us through this blessed day and no evil pussi will befall us

HAPPY NUDE DAY TO ALL NAIRALANDERS


»JH«

guobe:
I didn't say you should not go clubbing.
I said just be careful.

whan there is pussy and boobies to suck what careful all about

guobe:
I think clubbers should go with at least one person that does not take alcohol to the club that can drive them home when they are intoxicated.
Just my candid opinion though.

SO U ARE SAYING THAT I SHOULD'T GO CLUBBING MR GUOBE





poor people mentality

iwillnevergiveup:
Why make that comment

DO U HAVE A BRAIN