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Sirseedorf:
I don't need any financial assistance, I don't need anyone's money, and am not a beggar, am just tired of hearing bad news when it comes to me going forward.

Please i don't need your money, keep it and spend it.... thanks.




@Knightred

WHAT!!! YOU DON'T NEED DOLLAR$$
then why were you beggin on your thread

come on don't be shy
(I LOVE TACTICAL BEGGARS)
CELEB TALKING
»JH«

Pastorly:
She's very beautiful and cool. I don't do unprotected sex, but while doing it with her the condom burst. I noticed immediately and pulled out, went into the bathroom, washed and urinated. I change the condom and we continued. But I still can't stop thinking about it. I had to create this account to just get points from experienced people here. What are the chances of contracting any sickness?

I dey fear o ...is this normal? Normally I've not experienced torn condom before and I don't do unprotected sex.

Okay you are saying You have never had sex in your entire life , and so what ??
How is that suppose to concern us
And you call your self a pastor.WHAT RUBBISH!!
»JH«

WHAT THE FVCK IS THAT ?? IS'NT THAT BLOOD SMH. IRRITATING

Sirseedorf:
Job, life itself as been hell for me, i know struggles, poverty and failure since have been an adolescent till now.





@Sapasenator

Humm, hey begger how much do you need ??

Sirseedorf:
The fathers of the world, the mothers of the world, the pregnant women carrying the innocent soul, the innocent soul without stains, the kind hearted soul, The God that created mankind and life, please come to my rescue, don't let me drawn, don't let me die, come to my aid, I've been hit by something unexpectedly, my life is crushing, please come to my rescue, save your son, save me..

Nairalanders always looking for a way to beg .SMH.
Anyways , you got tactics
CELEBS LOVE PEOPLE WHO GOT TACTICS
»JH«

Sirseedorf:
The fathers of the world, the mothers of the world, the pregnant women carrying the innocent soul, the innocent soul without stains, the kind hearted soul, The God that created mankind and life, please come to my rescue, don't let me drawn, don't let me die, come to my aid, I've been hit by something unexpectedly, my life is crushing, please come to my rescue, save your son, save me..

Nairalanders always looking for a way to beg :-/ .SMH.

Cassandraloius:
Two mad people.

clearly, your brain was not inserted before typing

i forgive you,but next time i see you typin without yor brain inserted,
you will be givin live ban (TRUE WORDS)

Talking to us as if we are the same level with you
but we forgive you (YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL)
(WE CELEB ARE ALWAYS THE NICEST)

Omoboricash:
This is madness od highest order. Arrant nonsense in my late father's voice

Calling we celebrity, mad people.
HAS LIZARD DRANK YOUR BRAIN.

do you think we are the same level with you

you start typin rubbish on nairaland but when you see us , you start bowing and begging
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL THIS VILLAGE PEOPLE SMH

(JUSTICE FOR WE CELEBRITIES)

»JH«

mmadu5:
na your papa be teenager . ogun go kill ur papa

Mr mmadu5, we are sorry for the insult, we have warned villa12 or whatever he calls himself, that if he ever insult any kid again, he will recieve life ban ((TRUE WORDS))
CELEB IS ALWAYS THE NICEST
»JH«

Villa12:
go read ya book

BULLYING A CHILD IS STRICTLY AGAINST NAIRALAND LAW
If you are being caught again u will be given a life ban ((TRUE WORDS))
»JH«

Me and my celebrity friend had an issue but as a matured man , i told him to let us go to the biggest club in birmingham (POPWORLD) to ease our minds, me and my celebrity friend entered the club and we ordered some expensive drink worth 5000$ each.
And i went to pee, before i came back, guess what HE HAS OPENED MY DRINK AND I ALSO SAW HIM PUTTING SOMETHING IN MY DRINK, i asked him why, he said he just felt like opening my drink and he was trying to put sugar in my drink

What a change of attiude
THIS WHY I LOVE CELEBRITY FRIENDS
but on second thoughts
i don't like sugar in my drink

should i drink it for love
(pls advise)

Zubeezanga:
Your wife no be your blood ooo hmmm, if ship sink them go abort omo country hard even e no hard na una daughter i marry no be una.

Asking stupid questions .SMH.
At your age u don't know how to chase a person out
Their are billions of ways to chase a person out but am going to give you just three
1.THE EMOTIONAL MOVE:
by crying and biting yourself, eventually when the time comes you take a plank or belt and do the needful
2.THE SMART MOVE:
by walking left and right and when the time comes you take a bucket and do the neeful
3.(my best move)THE CELEB MOVE : by walking to the person and telling the person get lost

so simple
(YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL)
»JH«

Jodybarton:
Imagine (in nairaland) lol you need go back to secondary school your write up is completely useless just like you, your write up speaks alot about your background you need help and I'm willing to bring you and your father out of poverty just get back to me with your number let me save your life before you commit suicide. Like father like son, generational course of poverty which definitely you will pass to your own offsprings damn
Spits

You don't need dollars
You know,it could help you and your family for 2 to 3 decades
AM TRYING TO BE THE NICEST GUY HERE
(CELEB LOVE GIVIN)
»JH«

Jodybarton:
Imagine (in nairaland) lol you need go back to secondary school your write up is completely useless just like you, your write up speaks alot about your background you need help and I'm willing to bring you and your father out of poverty just get back to me with your number let me save your life before you commit suicide. Like father like son, generational course of poverty which definitely you will pass to your own offsprings damn
Spits

I love the fact that you think with your stinky ass


HEY KIDDO , DROP YOUR A/C NUMBER SO THAT I CAN BLESS YOU WITH 1000DOLLAR$$
(TRUE WORDS)
(CELEBS DON'T LIE)

Jodybarton:
Your(YOU'RE )the most useless person i've come(CAME) across here, I see you trying to use terminologies you can't spell lol too bad, I actually bleeped up engaging an animal who as never been to big gigs, go and play boy im not your mate just keep living in that your shallow mind and cave. Bye

ILLITERACY IS A DISEASE
You can't even write a sentence correctly GOSH!!! SMH.
Am really really fed up of trying to correct some brainless dudes in NL
Anyways i give you (1/100) your score mark
(YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL)
and again, talking to a celeb in a stupid manner in NL is illegal
if you want to be blessed with dollar$$ by a celeb(like me) YOU NEED TO GIVE US THE RESPECT WE DESERVE ((PIECE OF ADVICE))
»JH«

Blitzking:
Lol...UK wey be pure water.

clearly you have no respect for celebrities
»JH«

Blitzking:
Lol...UK wey be pure water.

harmonyglobal:

what's funny am trying to help your life an you are laughing
WHAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY.SMH.
so disrespectful .no respect at all for a celeb.SMH.

IJEYdiamond:
Explain??

EYE SERVICE NEEDED URGENTLY!!!

Brother, i think u need to service your eye,must you make a celeb talk twice,
i said BRIT PEOPLE reason much better and got more respect for celebs than you village people ((TRUE WORDS))
»JH«

Blitzking:
I no rate UK at all...should av been staying there since 2022. Only went there once for my plab 2 which I did then just followed the band wagon effect.

So u are saying uk is a bad coutry. What the fvck!!!!.
Whats wrong with your head .THATS A CELEBRITY COUNTRY FOR GOD SAKE.

by the way, i dont believe the fact that u went to uk cause its strictly for we CELEBRITIES
((TRUE WORDS))
»JH«

Blitzking:
So if a woman say nack me for 10 mins if u use 11 mins she fit sue u for rape for UK...na wa oo

Seems you have never been to uk
Don't worry u will meet a celeb like me that will take you there
But don't worry i may bring you to uk if you agree to be my fan ((smilles))
»JH«

harmonyglobal:
I no even understand the gibberish this one is saying
Bow to who
Na him dey feed me?mtcheeeew

You dont understand british english . Oh lord and your momma sent you to school and you are here abusing a celebrity
Hey kiddo, if i see you abusing any celeb again you will be given a life ban
(TRUE WORDS)

Anyways, we forgive you no need to beg us,
(CELEBS ARE ALWAYS NICE)
»JH«

harmonyglobal:
That means Nigerian men has no integrity......if this statement is true, I'm disappointed in Obi

You may be even wearing panties and bra

See his mouth am so diperpointed in obi yen yen yen
If you see obi as a celeb right now won't you bow

Nairalanders mehn , you always talk shit about a celeb on a messaging app.
But when you see them face to face you bow down
((JUSTICE FOR CELEBRITIES))spits on your thread am out
»JH«

Jodybarton:
So wizkid's moms party was lowkey lol, I rest my case

Low medula.SMH. dont the they teach you comparison at school. Compare davido wedding and wizkid burial and DON'T ARGUE WITH A CELEB »JH«

MrCork:
Calm down brother
You tryin too hard to be funny..not workin
Brother i really wannto help yor family i swaaaar.i will do the following
1. Yor dad..i will giv him 20k
2. Your brother..i will giv him 12k..becuz he male
3. Yor sister..i will giv her 30k coz she female..inlove women thou..if she lightskin, i give her 100k. I swaar
4. Yor mama. I will give her 60k onlybuzz i love cougars sir...is she lightskin??

5000$
((TRY ME , CELEB DON'T TALK TOO MUCH))just try me and i'll make your entire family and upcoming generations rich((PIECE OF ADVISE))
»JH«

1Sharon:
Serves him right

HATERS. is it your dick. by the way do u have a boyfriend ??.
((TALKING TO A CELEB))
(TRUE WORDS)
»JH«

MrCork:
Brother an tryin to help yor family..i will giv them 20k each. Account nomba?

3000$ and pls dont waste my time
(CELEB DON'T TALK TOO MUCH , DEAL OR NO DEAL)
»JH«

MrCork:
Son..serrrrriouuuusly..giv me yor account nomba & i will double any amount u drram about..u want 50k & i will pay u 100k within nest 5 minute...i wannto help yor life sir!(((real talk)))

AM WAITING
OR YOU DON'T NEED 1000$
If you are shy to talk, i can double for you (TRUE WORDS)

MrCork:
Son..serrrrriouuuusly..giv me yor account nomba & i will double any amount u drram about..u want 50k & i will pay u 100k within nest 5 minute...i wannto help yor life sir!(((real talk)))

What the hell is 100k,i never knew u were so rude to celebrities
But i forgive u , i will assume you don't know my personality,i am going to send you 1000 DOLLAR$$$ right that should be okay for you to spend for foodstuff in your village country (YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL)

(CELEB LOVE GIVIN)
(TRUE WORDS)
must not pass five minutes cause you are wasting my time
»JH«

Menemonic:
respect kill you there..

come and kiss my arrrsss

SMH.A celeb was going bless you with dollars and you blew it up juST because of your stupid begging tactics
STUPID BEGGER WITH NO MEDULA.SMH
»JH«

Menemonic:
MR CELEB.. Make i drop details asap..?

Actually you are those people who don't have respect for CELEBRITIES
We are not on the same level so show some RESPECT!!!
if you need DOLLARS!!!
»JH«

Menemonic:
he doesn't need it..

Make i drop mine..

WHAT!!! he doesn't need dollars$$.

i will pretend i didn't hear that mrcork.

Mrcork send your a/c number i'aint got time to waste

As for you menemonic or whatever let me correct you. You don't speak to a celeb like that . SPEAK WITH RESPECT!!! AND AM GOING TO SPRAY DOLLAR$$$ ON YOU
((A CELEB DON'T TELL LIES))
»JH«