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Religion / So Touching, Must Read by kodedmag(m): 5:44am On Jul 07, 2015
There was a farmer who had a
horse and a goat. One day, the
horse became ill.So he called the
veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a
virus. He must
take this medicine for three
days. I'll come back on the third
day and if he's not better, we
will have to kill her."
Standing nearby, the goat listened closely to their
conversation.
The next day, they gave the
horse the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse
and said, “Be strong my friend. Get up or
else they're going to kill you!”
On the second day, they again
gave the horse the medicine
and left.
The goat came back and said,"Come on buddy, get
up or
else
you're going to die! Come on, I'll
help you get up. Let's go!
One, two, three..." On the third
day, they came to give the horse the medicine and
the vet said,
"Unfortunately,
we're going to kill her
tomorrow.
Otherwise, the virus might
spread and infect the other horses."After they left,
the goat
approached the horse and said,
"Listen pal, it's now or never!
Get
up, come on! Have courage!
Come on... Get up... Get up... That's it,
slowly... Great! Come on,
one,two, three... Good, good.
Now
faster, come on... Fantastic! Run,
run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it, you're a
champion!"
All of a sudden, the owner came
back, saw the horse running in
the field and began shouting,
"It's a miracle! My horse is
cured. We must have a grand party."
He called his servant, "John, kill
and prepare the goat and let's
celebrate".
Now I pray for you reading
this,any help you render will not turn against you
in the Name of
G0D.
Type AMEN
Romance / Re: Election Couple Getting Married This Weekend (photos) by kodedmag(m): 10:53am On Jul 02, 2015
INTROVERT:
Ayyyya... that's so sweet. And they are both Chelsea fans. BAE has been trying to covert me to CFC but am very stubborn. angry


Happy married life dear.


I wonder when he will propose self. cry



Mods lalasticlala

I don't worry baby I will soon propose to u
Celebrities / Who Is The Most Dangerous Here by kodedmag(m): 6:27pm On May 05, 2015
Who is the most Dangerous among them

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Luis Suarez Sets Record For Goals Scored In A Month by kodedmag(m): 6:19pm On Dec 21, 2013
With his two goals in the 3-1 victory
over Cardiff City at Anfield, Liverpool
striker became the first player to
score 10 goals in a calendar month in
the Barclays Premier League.
The Uruguayan's opening strike at
Anfield took him clear of Mark
Viduka's record of eight goals for
Leeds United in April 2003. Suarez
then struck another to be the first
player to reach double figures inside a
month. The double also meant he
becomes the first player to score at
two goals in four consecutive
Barclays Premier League matches.
WIth two more Barclays Premier
League fixtures to come in December,
against Manchester City on Boxing
Day, then away to Chelsea on 29
December, Suarez could extend his
record even further.
Suarez's total of 19 goals in the
Barclays Premier League this season
is the most at this stage of a season
and it is also putting the striker ahead
of the rate to become the highest
goalscorer during a 38-match
season. This joint-record of 31 goals
is held by Alan Shearer for Blackburn
Rovers in the 1995/96 season and
Cristiano Ronaldo for Manchester
United during the 2007/08 season.
After 17 matchweeks, Shearer had
scored 16 goals, while Ronaldo had
11.
The overall record for the most goals
in a season is held jointly by Andrew
Cole, for Newcastle United in 1993/94
and Shearer, the next season. At his
present rate of goals, Suarez is set to
eclipse those records, too.
The goal for Raheem Sterling that
Suarez set up against Cardiff took the
Uruguayan's total of assists to six
this season, one more than he got in
the previous campaign.
Suarez's December goals so far
1 December v Hull City (a) - 0 goals
4 December v Norwich City (h) - 4
goals
7 December v West Ham United (h) -
2 goals
15 December v Tottenham Hotspur
(a) - 2 goals
21 December vs Cardiff (h) - 2 goals. thanks

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Politics / Gov Aregbesola To Create 27 More Local Government by kodedmag(m): 7:37am On Dec 17, 2013
| credits: File copy
Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun State on Monday presented a bill for the creation of 27 additional local government development councils in the state to the state House of Assembly.

The News Agency of Nigeria reported that while presenting the bill, Aregbesola said the essence of the creation of more councils was to bring government closer to the people at the grassroots.

He said that the  current councils in the state could  not bring the desired results.

The governor said this was because they were too large to achieve what the administration intended to achieve through the  councils.

He stressed that the only way to guarantee even development at the grassroots was to create new councils that would be precise, transparent and people-oriented.

“Sincerely, if this bill is eventually passed to law, the new development councils will not be a hindrance to the existing ones at all; it will just increase the quality of representation at the grassroots.

“As a law-abiding government, the creation was properly done in line with the stipulation of section 7 and 8 of the 1999 Constitution and it will co-exist with the existing ones mutually,” Aregbesola said.

The governor, however, enjoined the existing councils to be ready to make sacrifices as there would be a reduction in their emolument.

The Speaker of the house, Mr. Najeem Salam, said the creation of the councils would improve the quality of governance.

He called on traditional rulers, community and religious leaders to point out any grey areas perceived in the structure of the councils to avert friction.

NAN reported that if the new councils were created, their number would increase to 57.
Sports / Fifa Invite Iheanacho And Alampasu For Ballon D' Or Ceremony In Zurich by kodedmag(m): 3:52pm On Nov 14, 2013
The Federation of International
Football Association (FIFA) has sent a letter of
invitation to Golden Eaglets striker Kelechi
Iheanacho and goalkeeper Dele Alampasu for
the 2013 Ballon d'Or in Zurich.
FIFA noted that the duo who emerged on top
of the honours' rack at the just concluded FIFA
U-17 World Cup in the UAE have been chosen
to be part of the select crowd that would
witness the gala after for winning the Adidas
Golden Ball Award and Golden Gloves Award
on the wings of Nigeria's record fourth World
Cup trophy.
"On behalf of FIFA, I would like to congratulate
you once again on winning the Adidas Golden
Ball Award (Iheanacho); Golden Gloves
(Alampasu) at this year's FIFA's U-17 World
Cup in the United Arab Emirates," wrote
Sandra Marfurt, Head of Special Events and
Guest Management in a statement.
“We would like to end this successful year
with you and your companion as our guests of
honour at the annual FIFA Ballon d'Or gala at
the Zurich. Kongresshaus on Monday, 13
January 2014."

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