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#Oct 24

Mine is 10 month too since January, I miss A'15 due to unforseen circumstances but am Good to go now, 27 days to go, FCT loading...........

Saraki got want he wanted, "a child that disgraces his father at home we surely be disgrace outside"

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After service this is what next
N- now
Y- your
S- struggles
C- continues

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The governing council of the University of Ibadan
on Wednesday announced Prof Idowu Olayinka, 57,
as the new Vice Chancellor of the institution.
Prof Olayinka is taking over from Prof Isaac
Adewole, whose tenure ends on November 30. The
professor of geology is the first VC of the school to
emerge from the Faculty of Science since the
school was established in 1948.
While making the announcement at the school’s
Senate Chamber, Pro Chancellor of the university,
Dr. Umar Mustapha, said the choice of Olayinka
was unanimous after three candidates were
recommended by the selection committee from the
six candidates that were shortlisted for the
position.
He said, “Out of the six candidates, three
candidates were later recommended after
screening and interview. They were all rated based
on the performance of the candidates. The process
was open and credible. Prof. Olayinka will resume
on December 1, 2015. Before then, he will
understudy the current VC. I thank the outgoing VC
for the wonderful job he did in the university.
“He took the university to greater heights. UI is
today is ranked one of the best in Africa. We have
the best Distance Learning Centre in Nigeria.
Today, UI is locally relevant, nationally prominent
and globally competitive. The new VC has more
than 20 years of experience in the university and
he understands the administration of the
institution.”
Mustapha tasked the new VC to uphold the status
of the university and contribute to its greatness.
He immediately issued a letter of appointment to
Prof. Olayinka.
The outgoing VC said the smooth process of
transition in the school must be emulated by
Nigeria.
He said, “The process of transition was done in a
civil manner. This is a message to the nation. I am
happy with the opportunity given to serve the
school and I will always make myself relevant to
do more.”
In his maiden remark, Prof. Olayinka acknowledged
the contribution of the governing council in his
emergence as VC, adding that he also realised the
gravity of the enormous task he was inheriting. www.punchng.com/news/ui-appoints-new-vc/

Imagine you have nursed your grandfather through
his bad health. Then on his death bed, he brings
you closer and whisper to your ear; " My child,
you have been very good to me, and i want you to
enjoy. I left 100 million dollars in...in...in..." And
he coughs and dies.

Can't wait to join u over there bro, B15 on point, Abj is d destination

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Just everything, from camp tins to ppa stuff etc

I dey come abj , B15, oct, any useful tips from u guys

Be sincere here ....... What are u go to do first, if you wake in the morning and see this?

This is very true

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The University of Ibadan students have been charged to embrace the distance learning mode of study as the institution could only admit 3,000, out of over 33,000 candidates that have applied for admission for the next academic session. The Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Academics), University of Ibadan, Professor Gbemisola Oke on Friday, gave this admonition, during the 2015 annual stakeholders’ forum, organised by the Distance Learning Centre (DLC) of the institution. At the new complex of the centre, located on Sasa- Ajibode road, Ibadan, where the event was held, she urged prospective students who met admission requirements, but could not unfortunately gain admission to embrace Distance Learning mode of study as alternative. “If we can’t meet the need of our people through the regular face to face mode, then we should use the Open Distance Learning (ODL). Education drives growth and development and it must be at the centre for any nation to make advancement,” she said. She added: “The University would ensure qualitative and standard distance learning education, with strict adherence to the mandate of the nation’s premier university.” Delivering a paper entitled ‘Accessibility and Openness of the ODL Practice’, former Director of Distance Learning Centre, Professor Francis Egbokhare admitted that establishment of private universities as solution to non-accessibility to university education by Nigeria youths had failed, saying that it could be ascertained from the low patronage of private universities. He added: “Only three per cent of the total population of candidates seeking admission through JAMB chose private universities. The solution is, government should look for ways of expanding the existing ODL facilities to be able to accommodate more candidates.” Meanwhile, the Director of the centre, Professor Bayo Okunade, had said in his opening remark that, the forum was aimed at fast tracking the process of change being witnessed at the centre. “The centre has advanced tremendously. We must do it right in order to justify the purpose of our existence, and this is why we are here to brainstorm and engage ideas on both our challenges and prospects.” www.newsexpressngr.com/news/detail.php?news=13806

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THOUSANDS of faithfuls gathered at the Redemption Camp in
what has been described as the most attended yearly
convention of the Redeemed Christian Church of God.
From across all parts of the world, the worshippers
held electrifying sessions of praise and worship, as
general Overseer of the church, Pastor Enoch
Adeboye enjoined them to believe God for
supernatural encounters.
The Executive Governor of Benue State, Dr.Samuel
Ortom, was one of the dignitaries that attended the
convention, where he told the story of his life,
saying he started as a motor park tout.
Governor Ortom gave the testimony in appreciation
of what God has done in his life, particularly during
the last elections. According to him, he dropped
out of secondary school in 1979 and had to take to
distant learning and tutorials to go through all
levels of education and to the point of Doctorate
degree. “I dropped out of school at form two in
1979.
After my encounter with the All Sufficient God,
today through tutorials, distant learning, I have a
Ph.D. I started out as a motor park tout, I passed
through leadership positions in the various local
and state levels and then I became the mininster
for Industry, Trade and Investment at the federal
level and later supervising minister of aviation.
‘’God also directed me to contest for the 2015
governorship elections, though I had no money, I
went ahead and today I am the Executive Governor
of Benue State because God has decided to give
me a testimony’,’’ he added.
Meanwhile, Pastor Adeboye has canvassed support
for the multi-million naira church auditorium,
which he said would serve as the new prayer
ground for worshippers.
He made the appeal during the Holy Ghost night of
the 63rd annual convention with the titled: “The
All-Sufficient God” held at the Redemption Camp,
Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Ogun state yesterday.
The new auditorium, which is three-times bigger
than the present one, is expected to accommodate
12 million worshipers on completion. ‘’I have
suddenly become a beggar, I have never asked for
offering online, but this circumstance is beyond my
control, I need help to complete the auditorium so
that it can be used by, at least, December this
year. ‘’I pray that all those who have promised me
big money will show up one day.
This is the first time in my life that I have almost
turned a beggar and so I am appealing to well-
meaning people to support this project to its
completion and eventual functionality.’’
He stressed further on the need for Nigerians to
keep all hope alive as “God is sufficient for our
material, emotional and physical needs” Among
dignitaries at the convention included the Vice
president of Nigeria, Prof. Yemi Osinbanjo,
Executive Governor of Ondo state, Olusegun
Mimiko, Chief of Defence Staff, Abayomi Olonisaki,
among others. www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/08/i-was-once-a-motor-park-tout-ortom-testifies-at-rccg-convention/#.Vcbxy2DB3oQ.facebook

When I was a teacher I worked my transfer to China to continue teaching there because I heard they pay teachers well there. The first day I entered class, I began by calling register. I said, Sheng! A student answered, Present! I called the second name, Chu Muon. Another student answered, Present! Suddenly, I sneezed, Hatchia! One student seated at the corner stood up and answered, Present! I exclaimed, Hmmmm…! All the student shouted, Absent! I got confused and yelled at them, Shaa… Three students stood up and asked, Who among the three of us? I got more confused and asked, What is wrong? A student stood up and said, Sir, I’m not Wrong, I’m called Wong. I laughed, Hahahaha! A girl said, Present sir! (I came closer to find out what was happening). As I moved, my pen fell on the table and made a sound, Ping chung chong! One boy got up and answered, Present sir! I got more confused, frustrated, and ran back to Nigeria!!!

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New face of Ibadan

President Muhammadu Buhari has restricted
the use of aircraft in the presidential fleet by his
wife, Hajiya Aisha, and relations.
It was learnt that some members of the First
Family will now use commercial flight, unless it
becomes compelling for them to fly in
presidential aircraft.
Apart from saving cost, the President is said to
be determined to prevent abuse of the
presidential fleet.
To set example for others, the President made
sure that his wife and three children performed
Umrah (Lesser Hajj ) to Makkah through
Emirates Airline.
They also came back with the same airline.
Besides the tough measure on aircraft, the
President is yet to make up his mind on
whether or not his wife should be addressed as
the First Lady. Hajiya Aisha Buhari is known
and addressed as the “wife of the President”.
The President was worried by the security
reports on high cost of maintaining the
presidential aircraft and abuse by some highly-
placed Nigerians, The Nation learnt.
During the administration of President
Goodluck Jonathan, about N9.08billion was
spent yearly to maintain the 10 aircraft in the
Presidential Air Fleet (PAF).
The aircraft are two Falcon 7X jets, two Falcon
900 jets, Gulf stream 550, one Boeing 737 BBJ
(Nigerian Air Force 001 or Eagle One) and Gulf
Stream IVSP.
Others are one Gulf Stream V, Cessna Citation 2
aircraft and a Hawker Siddley 125-800 jet.
A source said: “President Buhari has adopted a
strict policy on the use of presidential aircraft in
order to save cost. His wife and relations have
been restricted from the use of the aircraft in
the presidential fleet.
“A situation where the aircraft were used
anyhow by some friends, associates of the
President during the administration of ex-
President Goodluck Jonathan can no longer be
applicable in this dispensation.
“For example, the wife of the President, Hajiya
Aisha Buhari and three children travelled for
lesser Hajj in Saudi Arabia on Emirates Airline.
“Buhari is determined to ensure the judicious
use of the presidential aircraft to save cost. He
is also setting a new template for governance.
Do not be surprised if you see the President
using commercial flights.”
Another source said: “Do you know that it costs
about N747 million to fuel the aircraft in the
presidential fleet per annum. President Buhari
said his administration cannot afford such a
luxury.”
“The US President, Barrack Obama uses only
two Boeing jets and one helicopter. So, Buhari
is determined to cut cost. In any case, he lives
an austere life. If he can ask his wife to fly a
commercial jet, then other public officers must
emulate his standard.”
It was not immediately clear if the President
will sell some of the aircraft in the Presidential
Air Fleet as being speculated.
The Senior Special Assistant on Media to the
President, Mallam Garba Shehu, on June 19,
said he was not aware of such a plan.
The President is yet to make up his mind on
whether or not his wife should be addressed as
the First Lady.
A source said: “I think the President does not
want the Office of the First Lady hijacked by
vested interests as the case between 2010 and
2015 when Jonathan was in charge.
“So far, Hajiya Aisha Buhari is known and
addressed as the ‘Wife of the President’.”
When contacted, the Senior Special Assistant
on Media and Publicity, Mallam Garba Shehu,
said: “I didn’t ask the President why he let her
go on Emirates. But given the tone of his
leadership, I will, however, say with all
confidence that he is, by doing that, sending an
important message to the country.” thenationonlineng.net/buhari-restricts-use-of-presidential-aircraft-by-wife-aides/

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LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA, FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE. WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF, THE PILOT SAID...... "WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE INFORM YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING". IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT COMFORTABLY. PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS? HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THE PLANE WIL NOT EVEN MOVE". Pls don't laugh alone ooooo and share it to others Thanks

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