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Literature / WOMANIZER; A Short Story. by Kodiwithsauce: 11:17am On Nov 01, 2018
What is it about good girls that get me?

That under the perfect disguise of innocence could be a monster yearning to let loose, and beneath that flowing gown are mysteries unimaginable.

I sure do love surprises.

Everyone has a hidden dark side, hers will leave you speechless if you dare to explore.

Legs crossed, her grey skirt stretched, teasing her fair, spotless thighs. On her right hand a book, she was engrossed, unsuspecting of the surprise coming her way.

Her beautiful thighs beckoned as I walked across the park, I couldn’t resist the urge to walk up to her.

I sat down at the opposite end of the bench, and for about 15 minutes browsing through the empty screen on my phone. For a moment, she seemed not to have noticed my presence.

Something had to be done immediately!

I moved, taking a closer look at the cover of her book. An inspirational quote I could relate to was written in a bold font. Smiling, I said hello.

The lies I told!

She blushed uncontrollably as I talked about love, her deep gaze betrayed her interest in me. She asked if I enjoyed singing and invited me to come to see her sing in church, without hesitation I said yes.

As she stood up to leave, I held her hand and asked for her name. She let out a grin, scribbled a bunch of numbers on a small piece of a paper she tore from the back of the book which she held and asked me to give her a call to find out.

The excitement made me restless, thoughts of my finger drawing a crease along her thighs made me impatient. I picked up my phone and dialed the digits from the neatly folded paper. My heart raced as I pressed the phone on my ear and waited for the dial tone.

“Who’s this” a harsh male voice responded. I would like to speak to the lady who owns the phone. I stuttered. I’m the owner, wrong number! replied the voice as he cut the phone without wasting any more seconds. I was disappointed, I felt played.

I wouldn’t allow a wrong number defeat me. All day that week, my desperate self went to church on campus in search of my mystery girl with the fine thighs.

During my search for this mystery girl, I came across another girl Jane whom I connected very well with. I told Jane I would love to see her after service the next day and told her to wait for me.

Dressed to impress, I went into the hall and right there in the choir stand was my mystery girl looking as beautiful as when I met her, singing joyfully. Her eyes caught mine immediately I walked in. After the service, she ran to me and we embraced. I could feel the passion in her tight embrace.

I walked my mystery girl to her place nearby, holding our hands like teenagers in love. I wanted to ask for her excuses regarding the wrong number she handed me, but I was caught up in the moment and didn’t want to ruin it.

We paused in front of her doorstep where she gave me a deep hug and wouldn’t let go. She lifted her chin and pressed her soft lips against mine, and in the heat of the moment my curious hands crept slowly from her back, down through the furrow and descending to her butt, cupping it tightly.

What was I even doing?

“Stop!” she muttered, flinching as she pushed me away and disappeared behind the door. I had ruined this, I thought to myself as I slowly walked away in the pitch black darkness.

Trekking back to my place, I felt as though someone was following me. A male figure although I couldn’t see his face clearly, kept a distance from me. I increased my pace as I got to my shared apartment and hit on the metal door heavily while screaming the name of my roommate. My confused roommate opened the door, I had probably woken him up.

I took one look outside before I banged the door, the person seemed to have disappeared. Laying on my bed, I stared up at the ceiling, regretting my single move that night, and then my phone rang.

Jane! Oh no, I’d abandoned Jane!

To be continued......
Romance / How Overthinking Is Ruining Your Relationship by Kodiwithsauce: 8:35am On Oct 17, 2018
One thing about overthinking you should also take note of is that the headache, loss of appetite, nauseating feeling or difficulty sleeping that arises from overthinking doesn’t do much to change anything, it doesn’t make you feel better, and it isn’t worth the stress.

Overthinking causes you to make baseless accusations attempting to provoke the truth only to bring up an unnecessary argument which should have been avoided in the first place.

People who overthink in their relationships anticipate the unfavorable outcome and this makes it difficult for them to show affection.

Overthinking can lead to infidelity in an attempt even the score.

Many romantic relationships are brought to an end because of overthinking, a lack of trust and suspicion.

Simply put it that Overthinking isn’t helping. Do yourself a favor, relax your mind. And if the need arises to clear any air of doubt, communication is the solution you seek.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2018/10/12/how-overthinking-could-turn-your-relationship-sour/
Romance / How To Respond, When She Has No Romantic Feelings For You. by Kodiwithsauce: 8:44pm On Jun 25, 2018
You know that feeling of hurt that gets to you just after you’ve poured out your emotions in a beautifully written poem to someone you really have feelings for, and the person isn’t impressed? Most of you at some point have had their romantic gestures turned down and sincerely speaking, it is an awful feeling that could drive you crazy. The friendship or the less awkward relationship you previously had with the person could become ruined, and if you had to come across that person daily at work, you try to avoid her, your conversations become incredibly awkward and it might be quite difficult to ask her other friends out once they find out. A lot of people try to avoid romantic rejection because of the whole drama that could be attached to it and this really affects their self confidence. They find it difficult to express their feelings or approach someone they find attractive, fearing they would be rejected.

Read how to overcome your fear of approaching women
https://sauceandsound.com/2018/06/20/how-to-overcome-your-fear-of-approaching-women/

Although romantic rejection might seem bad, at least it tells you that you should stop trying so hard to please someone who is not interested in you and move on, it can also be a signal for self improvement. In the post we are going to detail the proper way to handle a romantic rejection and try to make you look at romantic rejection in a better way.

THE WRONG WAYS PEOPLE ARE DEALING WITH ROMANTIC REJECTION
Before we discuss the proper way to handle romantic rejection, let’s talk about the wrong ways a lot of people have been responding to it. No doubt, once an individual get’s rejected by someone he has feelings for he feels cheated on, often times devastated. People who react to romantic rejection poorly fall into mainly two categories

Those who feel worthless and lose their self confidence
That friend you encouraged to ask a girl out, but he eventually got rejected by her, and now he doesn’t have the confidence to ask any girl out again falls into this category. He probably spent the entire week crying because of her. It is a really crazy feeling to not get accepted by someone you love, you might as well lose your self confidence, you feel inferior and sad, but realize all these things are just short term feeling and not your reality. You are an awesome person and a lot of people out there would desire your attention.

Those who act childish, trying put the blame on the other person
You would have come across guys who start insulting a lady once she shows she isn’t interested, especially when they have already spent an amount of money on her. At times, their frustration drives them to being aggressive, or simply their immaturity makes them result to calling her names or lying they have slept with her before, which is actually ridiculous.

THE PROPER WAY TO HANDLE A ROMANTIC REJECTION
Assuming you get turned down by a lady you asked out, here’s what you should do.

BE COOL ABOUT IT
This is going to be really difficult especially for those who have spent lots of time and money. It is however important to know that spending money on someone you’re asking out doesn’t translate to having a romantic relationship with her; I’ll advice you to figure out where you stand from the onset. Be really nice about it, you could ask her why she doesn’t feel the same way about you, but try not to be aggressive about it.

TRY TO AVOID HER FOR A WHILE
If it’s really going to be difficult for you to get over this person, try to avoid them to prevent unwanted feelings, you can delete her number from your phone to avoid going back to text or call her and getting all emotional in the process.

GET BUSY
Hang out with friends, workout, travel and visit interesting places, meet new people. Doing basically any activity that keeps your mind away from thoughts of her would be helpful at this moment.

IMPROVE YOURSELF
Try to evaluate and work on yourself. If it’s because of a bad habit she didn’t like you, change that habit for something better, learn a new language, focus on your work and try to be more productive. However, it is important to note that it is not worth it trying to impress people at times. So if she doesn’t like you for the wrong reasons, don’t try change into something counterproductive because of her.

https://sauceandsound.com/2018/06/25/what-is-the-proper-way-to-handle-a-romantic-rejection/

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Romance / Re: How To Overcome Your Fear Of Approaching Women by Kodiwithsauce: 9:17pm On Jun 17, 2018
Most of the time, you find yourself filled with thoughts of this lady in question, in your mind you act out different scenarios of how you would approach and initiate a conversation with her. The irony of the numerous plan A, B or C’s you could come up with is that a lot of times, depending on your level of confidence, you remain stuck in the planning stage. You don’t really develop the confidence required to execute your plan; you might as well just end up with a headache because of over thinking it.

For the few who have a bit of the confidence required to initiate a conversation, most of the time they get disappointed by the reaction they receive, their plan A, B or C wasn’t enough. Human beings are not easily predictable, and your so called strategy isn’t likely to consider the external factors that might influence her mood, the way she perceives your message and ultimately how she reacts. Once things don’t go as planned in this case, you’ll find it difficult to continue the conversation. You might also to be a good actor to execute your plan. Actors are trained to suppress and build up different emotions as they please. But you on the other hand, might just appear fake or too cocky as you will overdo it and this would possibly disgust her.

Rather than over think a strategy, here’s somewhere you should embrace being spontaneous as well as original. Try to avoid thinking about this girl, I know it won’t be easy, but hang out with friends, go and see a movie, distract yourself from thoughts of her and if you eventually bump into her, even if you stutter, she’ll recognize how she makes you feel, and if she happens to be a nice person, she’ll help you out. Even if it doesn’t work out for the first time, once you do it twice or thrice, you begin to notice improvement until you become a pro. Remember you’re trying to build confidence rather than trying to score.

“Workout, dress well & groom your hair”

https://sauceandsound.com/2018/06/20/how-to-overcome-your-fear-of-approaching-women/
Romance / How To Overcome Your Fear Of Approaching Women by Kodiwithsauce: 9:16pm On Jun 17, 2018
You probably clicked on this post because of a girl next door or at work, or maybe someone you see regularly at the bus park but you haven’t had a conversation with yet. You really think that this time she’s the one, but let’s not jump into conclusions yet, at least until you get to meet her first. Your fears and anxiety stand in your way of getting to know her better. Don’t get me wrong, you might not be the shy type; your friends know you to be a very interesting person and you have a lot of female friends who think you have an awesome personality. But when it comes to this particular girl, everything seems to be different and that really cool guy that you used to be, is nowhere to be found. On the other hand, you might just be a shy guy who just has a tough time when it comes to initiating conversations especially with women.

“You’re scared of rejection”

You happen to be scared of rejection, and subconsciously you keep trying to avoid it. But, to overcome this fear, you have to step out of your comfort zone. Challenge yourself and try to make things work out, or else, as you keep avoiding walking up to her to initiate that conversation, you start regretting. Realize that feelings for someone cannot easily be suppressed; it keeps lingering on and on. Your mind will be focused entirely on thoughts of that particular girl, distracting you from work or other activities especially when you see her.
Why not just make the move? In this post we are going to explore how to overcome the fear of approaching women, how to prepare one’s mind to meet someone he really has feelings for, and how to look at rejection in a different way.

"Stop over thinking it"
Romance / 5 Ways To Know You’re Just A Side Chick by Kodiwithsauce: 5:31pm On Jun 15, 2018
You’ve seen his text messages and there’s no doubt he is seeing another woman. You confront him, screaming with tears pouring down from your eyes. He apologizes and begs you to forgive him. He promises a faithful relationship, where he would love, respect and care for you. You believe he would change for the better and your confrontation finally ends in a crazy make out session. But wait, have you ever tried to reason; what if you were actually the lady by the side and there's no way that he’d leave his wife or girlfriend for you instead?

Here we decide to explore the side-chick’s role, focusing particularly on how one would know she’s just a side piece and not the main in a certain romantic relationship. Some obvious signs you would have known or heard about. However, there are still some subtle signs you have actually never even thought of.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2018/06/13/5-ways-to-know-youre-just-a-side-chick/

1. He acts awkwardly when you visit unscheduled
He doesn't seem to enjoy surprise visits from you. Every visit is carefully planned and strictly by his invitation. He avoids meeting you unexpectedly and acts far from his normal self when you accidentally bump into each other outside your normal arrangements, being either rude or just unromantic. He sticks to time when he's out on a date with you and doesn't bother extending the time you both spend together, giving you excuses like he has work to do or a meeting.

2. He barely invites you over to his place

He may not want you to know where he lives, not because he is broke or because of his embarrassing roommate, but he doesn't want you to get too comfortable at his place or be seen by his girlfriend. He prefers meeting you outside his apartment or at your own place, and when you ask to return the favor, he says he doesn't want you to stress yourself.

3. He talks freely about other girls in your presence

Maybe he constantly talks about other girls to a certain suspicious level, giving you hints that you might not the only he's seeing. He doesn't care if you get jealous or insecure. As long as he is concerned, giving that impression of a perfect partner is not a priority when it comes to you. Maybe he talks about the features he likes in a woman, and you find out he's not even talking about the features that you possess. On the other hand, talking about other girls to his girlfriend might just be one of his bad habits or he's just trying to make you jealous.

4. He only calls when he wants something

You go days without talking to each other and he doesn't even try to reply your texts. There's no argument between the both of you, but he tends to only contact you when he needs something. After that, everything goes back to the way it was. It could mean that he is seeing someone else and you only come to his mind when your assistance is needed. But before you start jumping into the conclusion that you're a side chick, you should check to see if you were just dating a needy man-child in the first place.

5.He doesn’t really care about your emotions
He sucks at listening to you and would only want you to do things for him. The relationship you have with him seems one sided, you care about how he feels but he doesn't seem to want to know about your emotions. He may try to soothe your bruised emotions with material things, but you want something more than his expensive gifts.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2018/06/13/5-ways-to-know-youre-just-a-side-chick/

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Music/Radio / Dr Wiz Ft Nifty-tonight by Kodiwithsauce: 6:04pm On May 13, 2018
Dr wiz loves to sing as much as he enjoys being a medical student. Listen to his new track tonight which is obviously a good one. We'd appreciate it if you share your thoughts on what you think about the track. Thank you very much cool

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2018/05/10/dr-wiz-ft-nifty-tonight/

Please don't be harsh on the upcoming artiste

Romance / The 7 Other Boyfriends Your Girlfriend Has by Kodiwithsauce: 7:02pm On Apr 27, 2018
This is going to come as a shocker to guys who think they were the only ones dating their current girlfriend. Sorry bro, now you know that you are part of a team of brothers because there are probably six other guys who get almost the same access you have to the same girl. Don’t feel bad, you’re doing the same too. So who are your competition.

1. The one who is like a brother to her
I have heard this so many times that I have lost count. I have also played the “like a brother” role to a lot of girls I am sure not related to and I can confidently tell you that I got a taste of what a brother wouldn’t even imagine getting. So the next time a girl you like gives you the ”you’re like a brother to me” punchline, give her a hug and whisper in her ears ”you’re like a sister to me.

2. The automated teller machine
Another position that I won’t deny to have filled is the atm guy, every guy gets to be the atm dude, it doesn’t really matter if you’re broke, some girls just have advanced skills in extortion.

3. The escape
There is at least one guy in every girl’s life she calls when she needs to take her mind off things, just one phone call and he’s ready, nothing serious just physical. You have probably had a fight with your girl and when you tried to call her, the phone was switched off. Sorry bro, she was with me.

4. The honorary husband of work or school
I don’t think I need to elaborate on this role because we’ve all been there. Feeling important but silly as we enjoy benefits which we have not earned.

5. The brother in the lord
They definitely attend the same church, dude might be the pastor or choirmaster or just an usher, one week they are attending night vigil, the next week you hear they are dating, can someone tell me what happened. The upside for you dude is that you have got a free pass to the cookie jar because who is she going to report you to when you mess up. Daddy GO?

6. The one
She has randomly brought up the marriage talk to this guy several times, subtle questions and marriage hints. Dude is in every picture on her instagram, she goes over to cook and clean for him, lent him money several times without asking for it back, the sad part is that she’s not even main girlfriend of the guy

7. The guy she’s curving now but she’ll still date.


This brother is eagerly waiting on the sidelines to assume any of the afore mentioned roles as soon as there is a vacancy.
Sorry dude, we are replaceable.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/
Romance / Re: Don’t Be Posting Motivational Captions With “thirst Trap” Pictures by Kodiwithsauce: 1:43pm On Apr 27, 2018
Rosebloom:
Thought I was the only one who had issues with that crap...annoying sturvs.
Hehehe
Romance / Re: Don’t Be Posting Motivational Captions With “thirst Trap” Pictures by Kodiwithsauce: 1:43pm On Apr 27, 2018
agbonkamen:
The picture above should have been captioned as " believe in your ass" grin grin

Lol
Romance / Don’t Be Posting Motivational Captions With “thirst Trap” Pictures by Kodiwithsauce: 10:04am On Apr 27, 2018
I’m sure everyone active on popular social media platforms daily come across pictures of half naked ladies in sexually suggestive poses with the captions reading something like ‘’hard work pays blah blah blah’’. That is bulls**t. Apart from obviously being distracted by the picture, have you ever tried to reason what the relationship between the caption and the picture is?

I’m still waiting to find one person who has been inspired by the philosophical quotes posted with the picture of a girl in her panties posing with one leg on her toes slightly elevating her butt up to create an illusion of size.

Incase you didn’t know, now you know that your half naked pictures have successfully distracted us from the so called inspirational message. And if you really want to inspire people, I’ll suggest posting a picture in your work clothes looking all serious, writing down something or having a meeting and then you can give us the ‘’hard work pays”

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2018/04/27/dont-be-posting-motivational-captions-with-thirst-traps-pictures/

Romance / Fake Ladies Everywhere by Kodiwithsauce: 9:34am On Apr 27, 2018
You can barely see ugly girls around anymore. With makeup being a daily essential, beauty now has a different meaning.

It was sunny the other day and it seemed as if all the ladies had their faces melting. I came a little bit closer and noticed it was just the sweat mixed with the foundation that was dripping down. This was hilarious.

The foundation, lipstick, fake eyelashes and the drawn eyebrows, when done by a professional can transform any lady to a beauty queen. You won’t get the chance to see what she actually looks like until she spends the night over at your place, her real face might surprise you, and it’ll probably be too late.

What about the hair extensions, wigs and all that stuff. I heard some are worth around 80k, that’s someone’s salary or house rent on their heads! It’s quite unfair for men, all we do is have a haircut to look good or grow our hair if we want something a little bit different. We are the original team natural! I don’t see why ladies make a big deal out of it, we’ve been doing it since.

The push up bras, high heels and waist trainers to get a perfect shape, deceit! Why go to the gym when you can pack the extra layers into a perfect body shape. Except, if you want to take an awesome selfie there. Those waist trainers can do wonders, we’ve seen the ads and what hides behind them. They can hold anything intact, can turn a size 10 to an 8. I’ve seen it before!

Plastic surgery is increasingly becoming popular in the country. Women who can afford it undergo procedures to give them the curvy bodies that they so much desire, draws attention and envy.

This struggle to look good is largely driven by the desire for attention, acceptance and a lack of self confidence. And the hours spent in the beauty parlous are paying off, men find just the right amount of these artificial enhancers of beauty attractive, emphasis on “the right amount”. However, when applied wrongly in excess, the result is catastrophic.

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https://www.sauceandsound.com/
Romance / Some Ladies And Bad Makeup by Kodiwithsauce: 10:41pm On Apr 26, 2018
We agree! make up is amazing. I’d admire any woman that takes her time to look attractive every day. But can someone give me a good reason why a lady would decide to shave a perfectly normal eyebrow, and then choose to draw a fake one with a pencil? Like, your eyebrows are there for a reason, they make you look a little like a human being, don’t go looking like an alien by replacing them with a thinly drawn line. You should fill them rather if you’re that desperate to make them look sharp.

When makeup is applied by a professional, the result is most times magnificent, the before and after comparisons are jaw dropping. I am a huge fan of professional makeup artists on Instagram because of the comparison. Besides, if you have a really nice make up artistry page on Instagram, share in the comments, I’d like to check it out. However, on the other end of the spectrum is makeup applied by a lady who just doesn’t know when to quit, it is always applied in excess and the lady resembles a clown.

Another thing I observe when some ladies apply makeup is the poor choice of the tone, they select the wrong tone which is most times a far lighter one than their original skin tone. This gives the face a sharp contrast with the rest of the body. I don’t know if that’s the trend or something, but I don’t think I like it.

Makeup doesn’t really go well when the weather is hot or it’s rainy. Everything gets ruined when she begins to sweat and it gives this awfully dirty appearance. I don’t really know much about make up but y’all should find a solution to this.

Also another place I believe a lot of ladies get it wrong, is in the choice of lipstick and eyeliner colours, please leave the bold colour combinations to those that have mastered this art. Stick to simple colour choices. The pros may use glitters etc and the result will be outstanding, but you may not be successful if you tried to replicate their works.

Finally, I know that nowadays, people recommend taking bold steps in fashion, being creative, playing with colours etc. But I won’t recommend bold makeup ideas for everybody to explore and on every occasion. Stick to simple styles in school or at work and know what is alright for you. Nicki always looks fabulous in her bright colour combinations etc, but Nike might just look awful in them(bad joke)

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2018/04/26/everything-wrong-with-make-up/

Fashion / My View On Bad Makeup by Kodiwithsauce: 9:18pm On Apr 26, 2018
We agree! make up is amazing. I’d admire any woman that takes her time to look attractive every day. But can someone give me a good reason why a lady would decide to shave a perfectly normal eyebrow, and then choose to draw a fake one with a pencil? Like, your eyebrows are there for a reason, they make you look a little like a human being, don’t go looking like an alien by replacing them with a thinly drawn line. You should fill them rather if you’re that desperate to make them look sharp.

When makeup is applied by a professional, the result is most times magnificent, the before and after comparisons are jaw dropping. I am a huge fan of professional makeup artists on Instagram because of the comparison. Besides, if you have a really nice make up artistry page on Instagram, share in the comments, I’d like to check it out. However, on the other end of the spectrum is makeup applied by a lady who just doesn’t know when to quit, it is always applied in excess and the lady resembles a clown.

Another thing I observe when some ladies apply makeup is the poor choice of the tone, they select the wrong tone which is most times a far lighter one than their original skin tone. This gives the face a sharp contrast with the rest of the body. I don’t know if that’s the trend or something, but I don’t think I like it.

Makeup doesn’t really go well when the weather is hot or it’s rainy. Everything gets ruined when she begins to sweat and it gives this awfully dirty appearance. I don’t really know much about make up but y’all should find a solution to this.

Also another place I believe a lot of ladies get it wrong, is in the choice of lipstick and eyeliner colours, please leave the bold colour combinations to those that have mastered this art. Stick to simple colour choices. The pros may use glitters etc and the result will be outstanding, but you may not be successful if you tried to replicate their works.

Finally, I know that nowadays, people recommend taking bold steps in fashion, being creative, playing with colours etc. But I won’t recommend bold makeup ideas for everybody to explore and on every occasion. Stick to simple styles in school or at work and know what is alright for you. Nicki always looks fabulous in her bright colour combinations etc, but Nike might just look awful in them(bad joke)

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2018/04/26/everything-wrong-with-make-up/
Romance / Re: Why I Don't Bother Toasting Girls With Big Yance And Big Breast by Kodiwithsauce: 10:15am On Apr 25, 2018
I can sense inferiority complex
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Kodiwithsauce: 5:49pm On Feb 27, 2018
Concerning the clearance..
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Nina Tells Miracle She Enjoyed What Went Down Between Them by Kodiwithsauce: 2:29pm On Feb 19, 2018
What went down?
Sports / Re: FIFA World Cup Trophy To Arrive In Nigeria March 7 by Kodiwithsauce: 7:54pm On Feb 16, 2018
Hahaha
Romance / Re: Everything You Need To Know About Dating An Igbo Lady by Kodiwithsauce: 12:07pm On Feb 15, 2018
2buffagain:
Unfortunately Nigerian guys still see simping as something to be proud of.

Here are some advice to help you guys out:
- You SHOULD tell her you are busy when she "calls you over". This shouldn't stop you from calling her over whenever you want.

- Don't train her to always expect money from you. Stop being a maga. I don't know why this commandment is so hard for Nigerian guys. I'd it low self esteem? You feel so less of yourself that you need to give her money to "match her fly" ni?

"No" is one of the easiest words to pronounce. It is infact phonetically easier than "Yes" so I don't get why y'all don't use it more often with these females.

Lemme tell you a story...
The day I learned it was a sin to be a maga, many years ago this girl asked for $25 to do her nails. I had 2 x $20 notes and didn't have change, so I was feeling myself and gave her the $40 ($15 more than what she asked). She was visibly surprised and happy hugging me and I was there smiling like a fool.

Will you believe that the next time that idiot wanted to do her nails she asked me for money again, only this time she asked specifically for $40. I have her $25 instead as that was the price to do nails and this girl started to vex.

That was how many years ago I swore never to be a maga. It has been working up till this day. I have savings and I can use all this money to be buying crypto currency grin

Any woman that will be it leave because you tell her no, is not someone you should waste your time with.

In general, make girls tip-toe around you just a bit. This builds respect. You don't let females get too comfortable otherwise you find yourself quickly becoming a used fool because she knows you will swallow whatever bad behavior she gives you... Behavior that she cannot do near her senior brother.

Truth
Romance / Everything You Need To Know About Dating An Igbo Lady by Kodiwithsauce: 9:49pm On Feb 14, 2018
The word "amazing" is an understatement when used in describing Igbo girls.

They are known all over the country for the sheer beauty they possess. There was a thread on twitter recently where Igbo girls were told to drop their pictures. The curves were there, in all the right places. So irresistible, I had to slide into so many D.M's

I still haven't met an Igbo chick who can't prepare exquisite meals.

Are you into intelligent divas? Think east man.

I've given Igbo girls so much praises - smart, beautiful, voluptuous, fabulous cooks - but they didn't fall from heaven by mistake, trust me they have their "buts".

Igbo girls don’t come cheap, I'm not saying it's a general thing but money just has to be involved. I've been with a few Igbo girls, I had to dig holes into my pockets to sustain the relationship, " broke" became the new black.

A few years ago, I remember dating an Igbo chick that had no problem taking ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Another big "but" is that they are not faithful.

A typical Igbo girl never puts all her eggs in one basket, there is maga no.1, maga no.2 and so on. An average Igbo girl calculates, she has her goals and has a plan. You might just be her stepping stone.

My ice cream chick had one guy she called a comedian. I thought it was funny until I became the joke when she left me for him.

"But" number three - they are manipulative. Igbo girls are tactical when it comes to relationships, show any sign of weakness and she will become the man in the relationship. If the babe tells you to come over and you don't, "you done already f**ked up". Hardcore ones will go ahead to select your friends.

Ice cream girl was always the one holding my wallet whenever we went out. Initially I thought it was a romantic gesture until I saw her open my wallet to pay to the ice cream she had just bought, I felt like one of those jilted girls in Zeeworld ( so I heard, I never watch that stuff).

The last "but" I want to talk about today is this possessive nature they have. Those currently dating Igbo girls, I hail o!, I need you try this little experiment. The next time you are out with your girl, try having a harmless conversation with a female colleague and see what happens. It happened to me, it will probably happen to you and when it does, you know where to find me.

Don't get me wrong, I still love my Igbo girls. They rock!!!

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2018/02/14/everything-you-need-to-know-about-dating-an-igbo-girl/
Romance / Re: Everything Wrong With Relationships by Kodiwithsauce: 12:32pm On Feb 14, 2018
mgtow:
Lol this sounds really personal bro, like you've experienced this. In any case we've all been there before, one way or another. Thank God we don't look like what we've been through. Shalom!
lol....we've all been there
Romance / Everything Wrong With Relationships by Kodiwithsauce: 8:57pm On Feb 13, 2018
The timeline of a typical relationship

Boy meets girl in school, they enter a happy 4 year relationship that's not marred by serious arguments. They have big plans for the future.

Time for NYSC comes faster than they thought it would and girl gets her dream posting - Lagos State; boyfriend on the other hand isn't as lucky and will have to endure the scorching sun in Kano for a whole year. They make promises to each other, swearing that the distance will only make the their love stronger.

On the first day in camp, they talk for several hours over the phone, it's obvious that they miss each other.

Days later, still in camp, Lagos big boy sights girl and makes advances, girl turns him down, she tells him her heart belongs to another.

Girl tells boy all about the failure of Lagos big boy, this makes boy happy and his trust for her increases greatly.

Lagos big boy shows girl how persistent a man can be, he buys her expensive gifts.

Girl's friends in camp like lagos big boy because he buys things for them too, they keep teasing girl and urging her to enjoy the money.

Girl decides to keep Lagos big boy in the zone, that zone we all dread

After the 2 weeks of misery in camp ends, they get posted to their various L.G.As. Boys comes over to Lagos and organizes a surprise marriage proposal. Girl says yes and becomes his fiancée.

Boy returns to Kano state to continue his service while girl stays back in Lagos, she doesn't tell Lagos big boy so that she can keep enjoying.

Girl's birthday comes, fiancé gets her a gown and a birthday card, Lagos big boy does what he does best, he surprises her with an iphone 8 and 100k bank transfer.

Girl tells  fiancé about Lagos big boy’s gifts, fiancé gets jealous and tells her to return them, she refuses and they argue.

They give each other "silent treatment", girl is still upset.

Girl gets closer to Lagos big boy, they hang out a lot. Lagos big boy tells girl that he really wants them to be closer.

Fiancé calls girl and tries to apologize, this time they have a big argument.

Girl goes over to Lagos big boy's place and tells him about their argument, she starts to cry, the events of the night become blurry but I can assure you, it ends with sex.

She returns to her place, gives boy a call, tells him things aren't working out and they should give each other some space.

Girl starts big romance with Lagos big boy, they go on several dates, they have numerous sleepovers and do all the things 21st century couples do.

Boy tries to get through to girl but fails, he loses his mind, money etc, his friends tell him forget girl, he finally gives up.

Girl gets suspicious, she feels Lagos big boy is cheating on her, she checks his phone and sees several chats that confirm her suspicion.

Lagos big boy gets angry that girl checked his phone, he sends girl away and stops talking to her.

Girl apologizes to Lagos big boy, he gets tired of her and keeps on ignoring her.

Girl tries to reach out to ex, unfortunately boy rushed into an engagement with another person, the love he has for her isn't as strong as that which he has for girl but he doesn't know how to call it quits.

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Romance / Re: When Did All These Ladies Start Playing Hard To Get by Kodiwithsauce: 9:07pm On Feb 09, 2018
ubunja:
your observation is onpoint.
its happening. but dont worry.these online armies never meet the girls in person. they are smooth only behind the keyboard. i saw it on 2go in South Africa. these guys are the worst.once i used a female monicker and a few "added" me for a private chat and i have never seen such horrible talkers in my life!!! these guys are good at worshiping with comments. but when they must talk one on one with the chick they stutter and talk gibberish. i even had many chicks talk to me and comment how i was a good conversationalist full of witt and well read.my brother i once had your concern. but dont worry. one on one those guys are hopeless.please dont stress.
this is really funny

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