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Good morning guys... happy new year to u all
I wish u happy list week and congrats in advance, all we wish for will come to reality ijn may d lord bless us all......




Victory is 4rm God alone.

NewDelhi:
But wait o, what if on the day of medicals a girl happens to be on her monthly visitor, how will they now check for the pile.

It a gud question dear, dey will separate dem after d female candidates are done dey will tell dem to use d rest room nd clean up well. So b4 any drop of blood comes out again dey will hv check d candidate.


Not every ladys use tampons, most is always even at dat u will remove it nd wen dey are done wit u, you will put it back or change anoda..or use tissue at d moment.

ugo4u:
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dat is hw army does wetin concern dem.
Same thing in navy dey separate female but d thing wey go kill female inside d mediacal is na both male nd female doctor go see ur naked finish.. u will be completely naked nd na male doctor go squess nd press ur breast well nd ur abdominal, u will open ur p***y wider 4 him to see nd will also open ur yansh to cough too, d funniest part dey are young doctors. But na female go check u in d army wen u won open yansh nd cough but 4 ECG u go meet both gender. Dat is d different so as a female u hv 2 zero ur mind.

MrSuama:
In addition to the above, pregnancy test.

dey will check it inside d urine test.. so urine is already dere.. even d separation self na just only wen una won open yansh cough nd dey won do ECG, xray for females, aside dat dey mixed both genders 4 d remaining test.

Anastessay:
Good evening house. During medicals, what do they check in females?

same thing dat guys undergo the only different is dey separate us because of gender...

ECG
Blood test
Urine
Eyes
BP
Weight/height
Teeth
Flat foot
Fingers
Xray
Psychology
Lastly u go open ur yansh wide nd cough out 3tms or more dat is to check maybe u hv pile or not. All d test is for both genders.
Don't forget guys dat take drugs dey will pick u guys out randomly for DRUGS test and also my advice 4 pple who are taking alcohol should stop it 2 or 1month b4 d screening to avoid story dat touches d heart

sdeehussayn:
Can sum1 b droped due to having Alcer?

YES

Samsung004:
Can a person be dropped due to having malaria parasite in blood stream?

NO

sikowitz17:
Koes calm down and understand... there’s been many many discussions about SSC/Dssc screening, thoughts about postponing it too.. but they’ve never thought of suspending it indefinitely.. the screening MUST hold in January in the cycle must continue.. besides this signals came out just a couple of days ago, and it was referring to army in-house courses

Siko baba i understand ugo4u point nd i also understand u too.. sure i know d screening will commerce in January but dey should release d list first so dat pple will know dere faith like me nw dat i don't hv godfather pple wey get godfather i know u here ooo continue keep silence i won't mention names



Las las we go dey Aiit...


Candidate are u doubting me

ugo4u:
RRI guys are reporting on Monday.
That signal obviously is for army internal training/courses. SSC/DSSC are exempted.

If SSC/DSSC are exempted. We should be at d screening by now... ugo4u let's leave matter 4 who get am, anytime dey feel like releasing d list dey will surely....

Gisbourne44:
Nda cadets in training nko?

dey are already in serti bfore dis signal comes na

My Major i hail u ooo see my hands up

sikowitz17:
No mind koes.. she no sabi wetin Dey sup

Ok oooo major Gen prospect048 who knows wat d signal means

sikowitz17:
The memo doesn’t affect Ssc/Dssc screening and training..

siko baba... read it carefully na... dey talk say "All" activities Not only SSS/DSSC even EC nd other activities.



Let us not all deceive ourself na dem know wetin dey won do as per d lekki shooting to protect d system. Navy screening is going on nw since 3days ago so which covid_19 are we talking abt nw dat make army suspended d screening... mo ya look away......

Koes:
Suspension of all activities that will involve ASSY more dan 15 person at a tym until futher notice. Issued on covid_19 pandemic.




Guys pls go nd enjoy ur Christmas me am on my way to Aboki wey dey sell Christmas cow oo

See it here

officialchikzy0:
Anybody knows anything about this?

yeap i already paste it in text here last week... because if i post it nw dey will say Koes take it down! it's a confirm info bro

Suspension of all activities that will involve ASSY more dan 15 person at a tym until futher notice. Issued on covid_19 pandemic.




Guys pls go nd enjoy ur Christmas me am on my way to Aboki wey dey sell Christmas cow oo

MrSuama:
@SFCommander2, I am presently at the newspaper vendor stand as promised but the vendor is yet to arrive.
Over.

i hv check already nottin is dere, pls let go nd relax nd drink water e be like say army won use us catch cruise dis tym.

Well i will say dis thread as let me know d big different of bad belle nd worst belle, Well d only caution here dat has not been adjust is.....
Bfore i proceed i hope dere is a freedom of expression here b4 some pple start nw again. Some pple here need 2 understand dis word called " "RESPECT" as far as nobody is feeding each oda irrespective of whom u are, inregardless of where u are u don't hv d right to use someone as a subject of ridicule?
Well as u all know dat koes is a choko madam, pls i wouldn't want a form of disrespect 4rm anybody.

I just feel dis should be adjust in anyway we should act nd behave like brothers nd sister not a beast of no nation. I come in peace



As we all are waiting 4 d list, we will not wait in vain ijn congratulations to u all.






Victory is 4rm God alone

Guys abeg stop dis na, na God i dey use beg una. SFcomander2, siko baba, ugo4u, eclipsehemmy, Blueelf nd other's biko... No make d matter be like bicycle, nobody fit ride am u go just dey fall like person wey dey on drugs.. dere is no hw u won smoke reach u no fi smoke pass baba fela o..



Pls guys we all laugh at d end.
God bless u all

Wahala con be like bicycle dis morning, who go ride am everybody don dey soro soke

Guys why are u all silence MORALE HIGH is ur morale low ni, candidate (in Abang voice) if u dey Dssc last yr u will understand wat am saying!
Lt Col Abang: Candidate
Candidate: sir
Lt Col Abang: Ogun state can u hear me?
Candidate: yes sir
Lt Col Abang: zamfara can u hear me?
Candidate: yes sir
Lt Col Abang: i heard u pple are calling me candidate at my back
Candidate:No sir
Lt Col Abang: you pple should stop the noise u are intending officers not a kid, is dat clear!
Candidate: yes sir




Let's our MORALE to be HIGH
don't fear wat God has done No man can stop it.





Victory is from God alone

eitsei:
is there anyone who reads Daily Trust here that cares to help us check if there's anything about the SSC/DSSC list there?

Nottin is out hv check daily trust today...

eclipsehemmy:
ignored

u better answer oo, because u especially u don yab me like say i beg 4 food 4rm u in dis thread.. am here to play d game wit u ooo u better answer me i full ground nw.

eclipsehemmy:
I already modified my post remembering it was the other female that was corrected... Please go and modify the post and delete please . Thanks

u are satisfied nw, pele dear ur muscles hv come down nw... pls hv some glass of water

eclipsehemmy:
I already modified my post remembering it was the other female that was corrected... Please go and modify the post and delete please . Thanks

u are satisfy nw, pele dear ur muscles hv come down nw... pls hv some glass of water

sikowitz17:
koes delete

Siko baba hv done dat already

eclipsehemmy:
what is this.... Military signal on nairaland.... You did this before and was corrected. Why na... It's not necessary to proof anything to anybody.....na wa o

not me, dis is the first tym am posting dis ok...

Zeus1905:
Hmmmmm, all these confirmed! confirmed!
who confirmed this pls?

check sir

SFCommander2:
Yeah, saw you live and direct at Ibadan

really u see wat am saying, oya tell dem am i ugly Lol, but u never know am koes.

jelraj:
Where did you write your exam?

ibadan

Estringx:
Wanted it real, baby.

ahhhh i hv run away ooo

Estringx:
I trust my instinct.

ur instinct is right my dear oya chop kiss again