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baby_123: LMFAO. Thank God that wrong was made right. What a tragedy it would have been. men with their big two left legs walking in heels. buahahahhaa.

abeg, speak for ya boyfriend

The reverse has always been the case for me. Happened to me several times and I failed to deal with dem girls maturedly on different occasions but Now I know better. Wish I could turn back the hands of time...

Op, you dey advertise close-up? Better close ya mouth next time and protect ya blockos.

Fukup: thanks bro.would rush now to get the form.pls i would like to get your contact.if you dont mind.

You can contact me on 08066999392.

To other candidates, you have less than 7 days to get the scratch cards and to register online. Hurry!

NB: ASUU strike will not affect the post-utme screening.
@Mods, pls front page

For those of you that live far away and want to purchase the form. Help is at your door step. The form is now on sale. Candidates who scored 180 and above and made UNN first and/or second choice are qualified to write the post-utme. Call me now on 08066999392. Hurry!!!
Also call for past question purchase and booking of accomodation.

Fukup: i scored 188 in jamb and i chose unn as my 1st and 2nd choice.pls i want to know if am eligible to apply for the post ume coz a friend said that am not bcoz of the courses i chose.i choosed dentistry in (1st choice) and vetenary medicine in(2nd choice).plz i need ur reply ASAP to knw if i'll buy the form or not.THANKS

My name is koko, a student of University of Nigeria.
You can buy the form. Hurry because time is running out.

okerisi number one, okerisi number one *continues singing in Rolling dollars voice*
baba Fatai, you too much... Farewell

Pls someone should Help me check for my younger sister.
Reg no 36320404fc Pin no 1377155962842763

Bjkhaleed: Nelson Ogheneruese Gift
Aggregate=212--- Eng=56, Crs=52, Lit-in-eng=48, Govt=56

my guy, thanks very much. God bless you. Let me inform her so that she will start 'jacking' for post-utme

Pls somebody should help me check with details. It's for my younger sister..
Reg no 36320404fc
God bless!

Wana_G: No result because of no biometric verification.

oga, pls what does this mean? Because I did every biometric registration as in thumb printing

Pls help me check this one
36320404fc
thanks alot

@OP- you need to go back to school and study geography. Earthquakes can't happen in Nigeria or anywhere in west Africa. And ur story about hurricane hitting Lagos is false. Do u know the meaning of hurricane? Abeg, I no fit shout! Stop taking overdose of cough syrup and try to eat something........Peace!

By the way, how come natural disasters are now being attributed to sin? Una dey very funny or maybe confused...

@ Kandiikane- pls change ur gender on ur profile. It's quite misleading cos you are a female but your profile says the opposite- 'male'.
@Post- nice concept...... Creativity is the mother of innovation!

OP
All your nightmares are filled with you running everywhere, people pursuing you. Verdict: Too much of trekking is definitely not good for you.....

tellwsdom: And what is the meaning of D'range and don razzy?

are you trying to be funny? Guy, you are getting too old for this.....

savcy: Its flummoxing why SLS has held a tight grip on this no-good policy of his?! Why is he taking this whole thing personal?? Nigeria is a sovereign state and nt his private busines where we must give in 2 his every idea. How many of his 'genius' ideas have ever resulted in anyting good for Nigerians? The last time I checked the Naira is no where 2d dollar. As for our so-called NL economists, We dont nid 2get a Havard degree on Economics to knw how badly ds misdemeanour of a policy wil affect d livelihood of d average Nigerian. Every currency denomination in Nigeria ends up chasing themselves soon afta a new one is introduced. Thats why we say ds unecesary 5k note wil increase d already terible inflation. SLS once said Nigerians can choose nt 2 acpt d note wen given in banks. The question is,why create it in d first place? Who wil it serve? The big companies who abhor d carrying of cash around? Or d pure water(sachet water),garri,puffpuff or d roadside 'mee-shiai'<cafe>? Who is d target for ds denomination? I think d whole 5000naira note propaganda is a well thought-out plan by d presidency and d political class 2 turn our attention away 4rm d Farouk-Otedola issue,also,d subsidy scandal. Seeing dat we Nigerians enjoy being distracted.

Guy, ur head dey there...... True talk!

Wadasco: @calloti I don't think ur right about what you just say, cos if where ur holly prophet repotetly made fun of can you wait for a copy? After it was confirm

Can you expantiate on this? I don't get this gibberish you wrote up there....