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This one that looks like a man wearing make up?

"one of her mother in-laws" please.

When Nnamdi Kanu hears that operation Egwu Eke is over.

We know you are not afraid naw.. Just come out let me ask you something sharply you hear?

Village people no dey rest o.. eyah.

**in Timaya's voice*** when your eyes go clear, dem no dey telli person.

Blawdy coward.

What's goes around comes around. When you were running your mouth about BUhari being on life support you no know say e dey pain o.

This one no be talk.

Dis one fit knack woman so?

Lucky girl.

Him bother go knack foreing Congo.

Omotola will be very happy.

Evaberry:
hmm


so what should we do


whether you are sick or healthy is not our business as we have other important things to think of.


but BABA you are old don't you think it's time you left the world, the old have to die so why are you delaying your death


sobastical here is another ftc dedicated to u

so now that you have gotten the "nairaland fame" you crave for, can you just think about what you wrote up there for a moment? I have seen my daddy and grandma battle with cancer, though by God's grace my family could afford to pay for the treatment but I will never wish such pains for even my worst enemy. I knew the emotional torture I and my siblings underwent then seen our once stong and feared daddy helpless on a sick bed, not to talk of the heart breaking sights of other patients I usually see in the hospital each time I was there, since then I don't joke whenever I hear about some one going through health challenges.

If say Na so Eyeama take start he for no last o. Make una help me tell that pikin wey dey goal post .

And where is that my commentator ?

They will use their own hands to destroy themselves while my dearest Baba who doesn't give a hoot about them will keep getting stronger and stronger by the day. Who God has blessed, no man can curse.

Even your boo get a boo o. Na so life be. You also sleep with other people's girlfriends naw.

My man of the match is that second commentator.

The second commentator should be running his commentary in igbo..

Dreams do come true. Who knows? The winner might be booted out the court, the second might die, the third person might decline the position, the fourth may be a criminal, the fifth have decamped from his party before then, ehnm… ehmmm.. down till like the 20th person like that like that..

I only came here to see teeth. .

geraldmezi:
R.I.P ,but who do China resemble?

forget the fair and white cream, look at his nose carefully.

fruityjojo:
Haa Devils mail bag. Lotss of experience! D most memorable happened wen I was in SS2 went 4 a classmate's birthday party, d gal celebratin was one of d Queen Bees of SS2 very popular. Soo a lot of grown rich university guys nd as per naïve innocents gals we all planned 4 dat day like it was christmas. I wash nd ironed nd hanged d dress I was goin 2 were 2 days b4 d byday lol! A black dress. On d evenin of d Parry, i decked, madeup in my mind nobody reach! On gettin there there was guysss every where. Grown guys o boy see shakara nd dog walking! d party started nd it got 2 d devil's mail bag part I was just busy showin my self ..m

Bia! This girl.. will you come here and comma finish dis tori jor!

All the guys you've met can't be "stanking" naw. You sure say no be you dey "stank"?

Shey Lagos has passed the death sentence for kidnappers into law?

Their mothers have not told them the truth..

All these yans na for the love of bwest o.

King of Musanga.eyah! Rip.

What's his job apart from being Fayose's brother that he could afford this kind of SUV?

Lol.. We have seen people like this before in this country. This one na small fry.